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http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/acc/2015/05/19/everett-golson-florida-state-transfer-notre-dame/27586519/ I'm pretty certain he will not be accepted with open arms by some of the team. Maguire isn't bad, nor is J.J. Consentino. And two really good frosh coming in. Last year he went 37 - 2...

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Brad Clooney

or

Jack Dicaprio

or

Tom Pacino

Those guy/guys/guys and dolls are great.

I'se jus trying to keep the conversation lively.

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Why do we do anything? Why did you take a pic of yourself in panties and post them? It was just a question, dude. Chill. Btw, you can rip it pretty well yourself, as I recall. I suggest smoking lots of weed. Edit: And Van can eat my doo-doo. I never liked him. Pretentious prick he is. I hate people ...

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I know a lot of you can really play(sup Spray), but in history, if you had a band and wanted the best to be IN the band, not the front, who would you choose? Robbie Krieger? Brian May? Phil Keaggy? Randy Rhoads? Angus Young? Jeff Beck? David Gilmour? Alex Lifeson? Remember, just part of the band, no...

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Not to throw a sabo in here, but the title in this thread kind of threw me a bit. When a female poster says she 'took a train' for 4 days, well..... OK! I have a dirty mind! Never Mind. https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSP7cTxP4QdLajT5zOKhCOjQJ39mBWP3S_SAep-_HEu-dapmlr7KQ Edit: A...

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Jay in Phoenix wrote:A good thing, dead nutria are.

Jedi Master?

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All weed smokers should be sent to the State Penitentiary of Maui. There they will umm.....learn the reason for...weed and stuff. It's bad mota, I mean mojo. Please send all your marijuana( that cursed plant!) to me for proper disposition. You can trust me, The Shrubber, to take care of it in the ma...

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Dinsdale wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote: Like violence would really stop you from going to see a movie. It didn't stop you from going to see Birth Of A Nation when it came out.
I give this joke 2 thumbs up.

You would.

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I am here to promote the newest initiative and plan: Operation Rolling Weed! I suggest buy weed AT a legal(uh-hmmm) dealer and roll one AT your house and then get fries AT McDonalds and then look AT The Big Lebowski. After that, .... Ummm....whose Marshall and what is his law? PS - STFU Donnie

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And even though it was no longer a hurricane when it hit land it still did a hella lot of damage; it sure as hell wasn't just rain & wind (it was a LOT of rain). Who gives a shit what the storm classification was? Ummm....meteorologists and people with an I.Q. above 60? You were wrong. It's OK ...

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Happy Birthday Mikey!

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Those infamous California hurricanes, eh? Since 1900, seven tropical systems, remnants of hurricanes, have only brought rain and gale force winds. You might want to do a little research before posting your pill-addled opinion: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Kathleen_%281976%29 Ummm....... K...

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You can't find a similar switchblade, eh? And there's no way that old man could have walked quickly enough to see the murder happen!

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Those infamous California hurricanes, eh? Since 1900, seven tropical systems, remnants of hurricanes, have only brought rain and gale force winds.

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As I go back to the kitchen to make my Roger the Shrubber special, You had me at 'Hello'. Nah, as I mentioned, no pills. But one thing is coming clear in here because of these interviews, and, give me all the crap...who cares, but I found this out through the phone calls years ago: Most people in h...

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A week ago, Tallahassee got about 4 inches of rain, over three days, and it formed the little flooding eddies of detritus when a yard floods a little. 2 days later in those dried up eddies, some yellow mushrooms started popping up. I dismissed them as just toadstools, but the kept getting bigger, an...

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Sounds good to me.

Sincerely,

Florida

:P

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That's all. Just a click.

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Center - Goob, Boat - this thread.

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Luther isn't interested. Trust me.

Rip City

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Until FSU gets rid of Mike Martin, AND his son, they will never win a NC because Martin still hasn't figured out that college baseball is about HITTING!!!!!!!!! the crap out of the ball. Who cares if your team ERA is 6.5 if you're scoring 11.7 runs a game!!!!!!

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Never, ever, ever, never, EVER, NEVER!!! let an Orthopedist operate on your spine. Neurologist only.

Just my VERY educated opinion. Oh, and I had all that done already Chip. Fun, huh?

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If she is under 18, Juvy crimes, and misdemeanors at best. If first offense, request a diversionary program so all aspects of the criminal record is gone.

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Ummm.......

I had an ingrown toe nail once. That's about it.

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What were we just talking about?

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Well....time to fire up.

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Roasted by fire. Not a good way to go. Snow did him a favor, and it pissed everyone off.

Ask yourself this question:

Who will be the next leader of the Night Watch?

Mances' watch is over.

Yeah, I read all of them, and most of GRRM's other books as well. His prose can be........irritating.

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Bear with me here. I have a neighbor that died yesterday at age 82. Knew him since I moved here in 93, and you could not have found a more amiable, genuinely friendly man. I would grow beans and red potatoes, tomatoes(I fucking hate tomatoes, but grow them well) and take them to him and his wife Joy...

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Har-har. Tis to laugh.

Call in when I really am on. I"ll tear ya NEW ONE!!!!!!!!

or......

Nah. I'm too mellow now a days. It's all good. The calling thing was a decade ago or more. I met some really REALLY good people though. Including yourself.

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Would you quit trying to die??????? Not a contest my friend. YOU WIN!!!!! I sometimes wonder what my next ailment will be but.........doesn't mean I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!! Now get better, and never, ever, ever take anyone else to The Dungeon. Yeah, I read up on it. It was a real fucking dungeon for thi...

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Attempted Murder charge coming up. Hope she enjoys those 20 years in the slam.

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Chip,

Would you please stop trying to die? It's not a contest. You win!

Now get yer ass outta bed and walk down Bourbon Street with your one-hitter.

Seriously, get better man.

ya shithead

Edit: And by the way, Dinsdale is a stupid fag.

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That allowed a bunny rabbit to turn baby jesus in to a zombie that has obviously feasted on the brains of the christian mythologists that have not only fallen for all of that bullshit but have indoctrinated their children, sacrificing their unformed brains in to that pile of nonsense, for over 1500...

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A. Perfect

B. Perfect

C. Hmmm....Nutty Buddy's are great, the hard sherbert cone shaped plastic with the piece of bubblegum at the bottom, and strawberry shortcake are all solid choices. Ben and Jerry's chocolate fudge with brownie hunks is killer, though.

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If you've never tried weed......

Uhh....ok. Just try it. Make sure there are fries available.

And Tarantino movies.

And ice cream.

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What the fuck are you babbling about?

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Smack, Yep. Hammering a 2 foot board into the ground deep and firm, and then ya rub a brick over the top to make the vibration. It does drive the moles away.......for about a day. So ya have to rub that bastard like 10 times a day for a month for them to get the message. Oh, and it also drives earth...

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discrimination against gays has been determined to be unconstitutional, i.e., participation in the military, etc. Way to be a retard, with your complete inability to distinguish between restrictions that the government can engage in, and a private citizen. Guess what? You don't have a right to free...

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You had to reply with a quote of yourself replying.

Ooooookay.

Umm, have any stats to back up your stately crop production comments? Love to see them, with sources to back it up.

I hope he wastes the time doing this. I really do.

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Ummm...Dins?

Two things. One: I don't know what a "Rascal" is, and Two: I actually know Smackie. Not in the biblical way.

But when you've spent time on Bourbon Street with someone....well, yeah, I know him. So piss off.

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