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by mvscal
Sun Dec 17, 2023 6:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The epitome of irony...
Replies: 8
Views: 20601

Re: The epitome of irony...

Doesn't he know that these islands will disappear due to rising sea levels from man made climate change?!? :shock: That would be pretty severe, seeing as how Haleakala tops out at over 10,000 feet, and Mauna Kea over 13,000 feet. https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRR42hwDKHTjtn8c...
by mvscal
Sun Dec 17, 2023 12:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The epitome of irony...
Replies: 8
Views: 20601

Re: The epitome of irony...

Doesn't he know that these islands will disappear due to rising sea levels from man made climate change?!?

:shock:
by mvscal
Sun Dec 17, 2023 12:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 12-16-23
Replies: 14
Views: 27229

Re: Weekend Roll Call 12-16-23

Mikey wrote: Sat Dec 16, 2023 11:24 pm Nice lights but you need to plant some shrubs.
Thought he was already planted?
by mvscal
Sun Dec 17, 2023 12:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Screwy's tennis thread
Replies: 8
Views: 15476

Re: Screwy's tennis thread

Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Nov 24, 2023 4:34 am I do coach things, like feed balls to the players
Image

That was always my favorite part, too!

Sin,

Jerry Sandusky
by mvscal
Sat Dec 16, 2023 3:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Brooklyn Eight-Six
Replies: 6
Views: 14715

Re: Brooklyn Eight-Six

Also great in Glory.
by mvscal
Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 562
Views: 1048215

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Proof God is Pro-Israel... Moment Turkish MP collapses in parliament after condemning Israel https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12855397/Turkish-lawmaker-collapses-parliament-moments-saying-Israel-suffer-wrath-Allah.html Too funny. Reuters reporting the guy is dead. Lesson learned. I guffawed.
by mvscal
Wed Dec 13, 2023 2:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 562
Views: 1048215

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Sudden Sam wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2023 1:04 amUN general assembly DEMANDS cease fire between Israel and Hamas.
Or what?
by mvscal
Sat Dec 09, 2023 7:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1B
Replies: 21
Views: 36008

Re: T1B

Screw_Michigan wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 8:32 pm
Felix wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 8:23 pm I just stopped by to see what this place has become. :bbq:
Welcome back Feelsdix!
And by welcome back, we mean go fuck yourself.
by mvscal
Sat Dec 09, 2023 7:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DP 2023
Replies: 75
Views: 148065

Re: DP 2023

I’ll take Jsc January from ingesting too much GQP semen Pedokkkal March shot by police when confronted on a Statutory rape charge 88 Jan chokes on Nazi dick Booger June slips while straddling a fence, dies of blood loss kcdave March killed by the thru and thru that killed pedokkkal while sucking hi...
by mvscal
Sat Dec 09, 2023 7:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DP 2023
Replies: 75
Views: 148065

Re: DP 2023

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2023 2:54 am Can I pick Henry Kissinger and get the lbs bonus?
OK. But he was only about three feet tall.
by mvscal
Sat Dec 09, 2023 7:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: In This Thread Rootbeer Answers Your Automotive Questions
Replies: 90
Views: 238536

Re: In This Thread Rootbeer Answers Your Automotive Questions

Got deeper into this thing. I'm up to 17 unplugged electrical connectors with no home. EGR, EVAP, and CRUISE are all missing components so that'll account for some of them. Looks like this harness is from an automatic transmission chassis and this thing has been converted to a manual transmission. ...
by mvscal
Sat Dec 09, 2023 6:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Long Gone Posters
Replies: 202
Views: 849959

Re: Long Gone Posters

Screw_Michigan wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 3:35 am
mvscal wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2023 4:32 pm I seem to remember him either jocking or pretending he went to Iowa and it came out that he actually went to Iowa St.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Is that recollection accurate? I didn't pay much attention and the whole thing didn't make much sense to me.
by mvscal
Fri Dec 08, 2023 11:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paper Tomb
Replies: 16
Views: 33816

Paper Tomb

Ryan O’Neal, Star of ‘Love Story,’ ‘What’s Up, Doc?’ and ‘Paper Moon,’ Dies at 82 https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/ryan-oneal-dead-love-story-paper-moon-1235730468/ While we were beating off to Farah Fawcett posters, he was actually pounding that ass. Gotta rack him for that. Oh ...
by mvscal
Fri Dec 08, 2023 4:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Long Gone Posters
Replies: 202
Views: 849959

Re: Long Gone Posters

Screw_Michigan wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2023 1:04 pm Didn't theNOJ do something that caused him to run himself?
I seem to remember him either jocking or pretending he went to Iowa and it came out that he actually went to Iowa St.
by mvscal
Fri Dec 08, 2023 1:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: All in the Mortuary
Replies: 13
Views: 17378

Re: All in the Mortuary

Screw_Michigan wrote: Thu Dec 07, 2023 3:49 am Image
Young Gones.

Good riddance to three dickless pieces of shit.
by mvscal
Wed Dec 06, 2023 7:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: All in the Mortuary
Replies: 13
Views: 17378

Re: All in the Mortuary

Damn. 52 missions is insane. He was lucky to survive that.
by mvscal
Wed Dec 06, 2023 5:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 562
Views: 1048215

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

I like to add a little cumin. Definitely cumin. It's part of the basic recipe. Tahini is also stupid easy to make and much cheaper than buying it. Can Mikey get it at the farmer's market? Doubtless only the finest artisnal seasame seeds from deserts/jungles of Sudan hand picked and sorted with the ...
by mvscal
Wed Dec 06, 2023 4:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 562
Views: 1048215

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Blend cooked, drained and rinsed chickpeas, tahini, olive oil, lemon juice, garlic, and salt in a high-speed blender until very smooth, adding water as needed. Serve with warm pita. I like to add a little cumin. Definitely cumin. It's part of the basic recipe. Tahini is also stupid easy to make and...
by mvscal
Wed Dec 06, 2023 3:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Morgan Freeman gives birth to twins
Replies: 13
Views: 15156

Re: Morgan Freeman gives birth to twins

Nice white flag.
by mvscal
Wed Dec 06, 2023 3:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DoD 1, Tommy Tubberville/mvscunt 0 - Final
Replies: 7
Views: 6567

Re: DoD 1, Tommy Tubberville/mvscunt 0 - Final

I couldn't give a fuck less on way or another. I just explained to idiots like you how the process works.
by mvscal
Wed Dec 06, 2023 2:52 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: CFP Final Four
Replies: 54
Views: 90974

Re: CFP Final Four

Now I get to sit back and await what I firmly believe will be a resounding Tide win over the evil, despicable Harbaugh and his legion of over-rated minions. 😝 If Michigan whips Alabama, more power to them. To be perfectly honest, I think both teams are overrated. Very erratic offenses. I will take ...
by mvscal
Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Morgan Freeman gives birth to twins
Replies: 13
Views: 15156

Re: Morgan Freeman gives birth to twins

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon Dec 04, 2023 8:22 pm I accept your correction. Not very sandy. Mostly mud. I'm not 100% sure but it appears most of Uganda's sand was blown westward into your vagina.

Jungle rats suit you better, good buddy?
Jungle bunnies.
by mvscal
Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Newsom vs DeSatan
Replies: 13
Views: 12991

Re: Newsom vs DeSatan

Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2023 9:27 pm
Sven Golly wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2023 8:56 pm Newsome schooling DeSantis on the correct pronunciation of Harris's name? Ripping theater...
He's right to do it. DeSatan does it to curry favor with the racists, which is why you hate it. Good for Newsome to call him out on it.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

OK.
by mvscal
Mon Dec 04, 2023 12:46 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: CFP Final Four
Replies: 54
Views: 90974

Re: CFP Final Four

Careful what you wish for. Bama is not "obviously superior" to anyone in the top 8 neither is anyone else.

The BSHs won this round. Sad for FSU.
by mvscal
Mon Dec 04, 2023 12:16 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: CFP Final Four
Replies: 54
Views: 90974

Re: CFP Final Four

FSU was also down to its QB3 last night. QB2 would have been good to. There is absolutely no justification for Bama over FSU..
by mvscal
Sun Dec 03, 2023 8:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Morgan Freeman gives birth to twins
Replies: 13
Views: 15156

Re: Morgan Freeman gives birth to twins

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 5:14 pm Glad to hear they have fertility clinics in Uganda. I'd hate for those sand rats to run out of kids they can't feed.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
by mvscal
Sun Dec 03, 2023 7:54 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: CFP Final Four
Replies: 54
Views: 90974

Re: CFP Final Four

What exactly is the criteria to make the 4 team playoff? "Most deserving 4 teams is different than "best 4 teams." It should be most deserving and, to be honest, you can argue for FSU as a top 4 in quality as well. They beat a top 15 team with a true freshman QB with 4 snaps to his r...
by mvscal
Sun Dec 03, 2023 7:15 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: CFP Final Four
Replies: 54
Views: 90974

Re: CFP Final Four

FSU was straight up jobbed. No way a one loss P5 champ should advance over an undefeated one.

If records don't matter, why play the games? Committees can just do "eye ball tests" each week and let us know who "won."

Total bullshit.
by mvscal
Sun Dec 03, 2023 3:32 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: CFP Final Four
Replies: 54
Views: 90974

Re: CFP Final Four

At 13-0 there’s no way FSU doesn’t get in. Can't argue with that. Records matter, head to head matters, conference championships matter. That leaves Bama and Ohio St. on the out. I'm sure the Ball Sucking Homers of the SEC will cry, but that just makes me laugh harder. Besides, Texas pretty much is...
by mvscal
Fri Dec 01, 2023 4:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Kissinterred
Replies: 22
Views: 38688

Re: Kissinterred

BSmack wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2023 7:28 am Kissinger was responsible for millions of innocents deaths. If there is a hell, may he spend eternity in a pile of his own excrement.
Was he John Wick or something?
by mvscal
Sat Nov 25, 2023 5:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More or Less?
Replies: 16
Views: 12748

Re: More or Less?

I'm sure she made a bundle like all the other geriatrics tottering about various stages around the world. Why care that you suck now when people are throwing piles of money at you?
by mvscal
Thu Nov 23, 2023 3:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Terrorism--ya think ???
Replies: 35
Views: 53287

Re: Terrorism--ya think ???

Image
by mvscal
Fri Nov 17, 2023 1:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This is what wokeness has created
Replies: 30
Views: 29391

Re: This is what wokeness has created

In the old days before vest cams and all the pc bullshit, the cop would have wiped his cock off on her sweatshirt and she would have driven home with a throat full of cum, but nary a ticket. What the fuck?!? She's NON-BINARY and going through some heavy shit right now, OK? Just you know...um whatev...
by mvscal
Fri Nov 17, 2023 1:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Screwy
Replies: 59
Views: 46045

Re: Screwy

And of course, you have a ridiculously oversized pickup truck. It's muh freedom! My only objection to oversized pickup trucks is when its driver is 4'11" and is using it as a dick extender. Other than that, I can't think of a more valuable and practical vehicle to have in your driveway. The be...
by mvscal
Thu Nov 16, 2023 3:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Screwy
Replies: 59
Views: 46045

Re: Screwy

He lives in a toilet and thinks its a hot tub. And mvskkk knows all about that, living in Nebraska himself.... Wow. Love the way y’all talk about Nebraska and Alabama. I’m thankful I don’t live in an urban setting. I see trees, fields, woods, animals, etc every day. I don’t have people jammed up my...
by mvscal
Thu Nov 16, 2023 1:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Screwy
Replies: 59
Views: 46045

Re: Screwy

Sure. Every driver says that to defend their love of a car supremacist transportation infrastructure. It's really not THAT expensive! And of course, you have a ridiculously oversized pickup truck. It's muh freedom! And with that, I am now aware that you are some sort of tree hugging whack job. Just...
by mvscal
Wed Nov 15, 2023 8:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 562
Views: 1048215

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Nobody wants a two state solution except libtardz in the US and Europe.
by mvscal
Tue Nov 14, 2023 2:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 562
Views: 1048215

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Sudden Sam wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 12:30 am
Why do you accept these random posts as fact?
Confirmation bias
by mvscal
Tue Nov 14, 2023 2:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Screwy
Replies: 59
Views: 46045

Re: Screwy

I can’t imagine not having the freedom of owning a vehicle. Screwy is the poster boy for You'll Own Nothing and Like It. He also doesn't have the freedom of doing laundry in his own home. Well, he doesn't own a home either. Rewind. OK. He also doesn't have the freedom of doing laundry in the place ...
by mvscal
Tue Nov 14, 2023 2:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Student threatens to slit Jews’ throats, behead babies
Replies: 63
Views: 49622

Re: Student threatens to slit Jews’ throats, behead babies

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 1:17 am I wonder how many Palestinians would vote for Hamas if they were allowed to hold an election.
They did hold an election. Hamas won. As the old saying goes, elections have consequences.