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by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Tue Nov 08, 2016 3:00 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: First rookie QB to win a Super Bowl?
Replies: 105
Views: 11401

Re: First rookie QB to win a Super Bowl?

Dallas is a good team. They'll still Dallas it in the playoffs, but they deserve some props for now. The only challenge comes from the AFC but who? Gee, I can't think of anyone. :meds: New England doesn't even belong on the same field as the Cowboys. That Dallas offensive line would abuse those pus...
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Tue Nov 08, 2016 2:56 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: First rookie QB to win a Super Bowl?
Replies: 105
Views: 11401

Re: First rookie QB to win a Super Bowl?

And all the dumbasses who think Jerry Jones sucks....he knew what he was doing when drafting all those linemen....then went out and drafted 2 offensive stars who will lead them to multiple SB titles. You're looking at the beginning of a dynasty here. You could very well have Romo win a SB MVP this y...
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Mon Nov 07, 2016 2:03 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: First rookie QB to win a Super Bowl?
Replies: 105
Views: 11401

Re: First rookie QB to win a Super Bowl?

Seven straight for Dallas...3 TDs no turnovers for Prescott.... The rest of the NFC is filled with .500 teams. Vikings are a fraud, Seattle is up and down, Panthers suck dick. Cowboys will be resting starters by Thanksgiving at this point and a ride to the Super Bowl is going to be easy...it goes st...
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Wed Oct 19, 2016 3:47 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: First rookie QB to win a Super Bowl?
Replies: 105
Views: 11401

Re: First rookie QB to win a Super Bowl?

Nobody in the NFC is going to stop the Patriots. you're shitting me right? The Patriots have a smoke and mirrors D, and once again they have shit for a running game. Total shit. The last thing they want is to run into the COwboys with Beast Zeke Mode rolling their d-line the fuck up for 200 yards o...
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Tue Oct 11, 2016 2:35 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: 2016 MLB Predictions
Replies: 33
Views: 6720

Re: 2016 MLB Predictions

FUCK!!!!!!!!
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Tue Oct 11, 2016 4:02 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: First rookie QB to win a Super Bowl?
Replies: 105
Views: 11401

Re: First rookie QB to win a Super Bowl?

Another dominant game for Dak.....4-1...Dallas rolling
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Tue Oct 11, 2016 1:24 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: 2016 MLB Predictions
Replies: 33
Views: 6720

Re: 2016 MLB Predictions

I guarantee the Sox win this series...Price on the mound in game five at Fenway as the hero.
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Sat Oct 08, 2016 9:25 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: 2016 MLB Predictions
Replies: 33
Views: 6720

Re: 2016 MLB Predictions

The Sox are not just winning, they are whoring the American League. Just PILING ON night after night with 10+ runs. Boat race to the World Championship for Boston. So who is getting whored Jerkoff? That's right, the Red Sux. What a maroon. Fuck you. Even A-Rod last night said this is going 5. They ...
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Fri Oct 07, 2016 1:23 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: 2016 MLB Predictions
Replies: 33
Views: 6720

Re: 2016 MLB Predictions

boston could lose game two and then they'll come back and win three straight. That's what this team does. Rips hearts out of assholes. Been doing it since 2004.
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Fri Oct 07, 2016 1:39 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: 2016 MLB Predictions
Replies: 33
Views: 6720

Re: 2016 MLB Predictions

Sox in three in that series. I guess the Blue Jays will win the other one so that they can get their asses waxed in the ALCS for the second year in a row. Boston could easily be unbeaten in the postseason heading into the WS and then steamroll the Giants.
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Mon Oct 03, 2016 1:43 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: First rookie QB to win a Super Bowl?
Replies: 105
Views: 11401

First rookie QB to win a Super Bowl?

Why not? Dak has got the best offensive line in football history in front of him, one of the best TEs of all time, and a badass rookie RB. And their defense is kicking ass and taking names. The other NFC contenders? Eagles are pretenders, Seahawks have no run game and the Cowboys can beat them at ho...
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Mon Oct 03, 2016 1:40 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: 2016 MLB Predictions
Replies: 33
Views: 6720

Re: 2016 MLB Predictions

Yes, another. They won three from 2004-2013, and they are set up to win another 3 or four in the next decade. Lie back and enjoy it. Indians will be a tough out but they'll handle them, then win the ALCS on the strength of Hanley and Price. Cubs will choke on their own dicks and not even make it to ...
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Thu Sep 08, 2016 4:15 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Death, Taxes, Tony Romo is hurt
Replies: 8
Views: 1344

Re: Death, Taxes, Tony Romo is hurt

Blessing in disguise. Dak is going to whore the NFL and then they'll have Romo ready by playoff time.
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Sat May 14, 2016 10:10 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: 2016 MLB Predictions
Replies: 33
Views: 6720

Re: 2016 MLB Predictions

I'm talking about the Red Sox. This is Murderer's fucking Row Jackie Bradley Jr hitting .341, Bogaerts hitting .333 (best SS in baseball), Shaw hittting .328, Hanley at .313, Papi .309, Pedroia .303 Holy fucking shit. Could end up being the team with the most .300 hitters of all time. Alll nails wit...
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Sat May 14, 2016 5:19 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: 2016 MLB Predictions
Replies: 33
Views: 6720

Re: 2016 MLB Predictions

The Sox are not just winning, they are whoring the American League. Just PILING ON night after night with 10+ runs. Boat race to the World Championship for Boston.
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Mon Apr 04, 2016 1:58 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: 2016 MLB Predictions
Replies: 33
Views: 6720

Re: 2016 MLB Predictions

Boston Toronto Tampa Bay New York Baltimore Kansas City Detroit Detroit Minnesota Chicago Texas Seattle Oakland Los Angeles New York Washington Miami Atlanta Philadelphia St. Louis Chicago Pittsburgh Cincinnati Milwaukee San Francisco Los Angeles Arizona Colorado San Diego ALCS : Boston over Kansas...
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Sun Jan 24, 2016 8:44 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Patriots will get whored today
Replies: 9
Views: 1497

Patriots will get whored today

Brady getting his shit pushed in early.

This is what happens when you have ZERO running game. They are FUCKED.
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Tue Dec 08, 2015 5:00 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: The Cowboys are 2-6
Replies: 36
Views: 3361

Re: The Cowboys are 2-6

Jay in Phoenix wrote:

You were saying what again Jerkoff?

How does 3 - 8 taste?

Like ass?

Bwah! :lol:
One game out of first in the division. With the pussy Packers up next week .
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Thu Dec 03, 2015 2:59 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: The 4 QBs responsible for....
Replies: 5
Views: 858

Re: The 4 QBs responsible for....

McCarthy and Dum Capers need to go. Both suck horse balls.
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Sun Nov 29, 2015 3:15 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Patriots and Panthers- either going undefeated?
Replies: 33
Views: 1952

Re: Patriots and Panthers- either going undefeated?

Osweiler is a more athletic QB than Manning, but is inexperienced.....Denver's running game is going to be the key.... There is no key. There is nobody better in the game at taking away the one thing you do best and forcing you to try to win with what you have left than Belichick. If all you have l...
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Wed Nov 25, 2015 3:27 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Patriots and Panthers- either going undefeated?
Replies: 33
Views: 1952

Re: Patriots and Panthers- either going undefeated?

Like I was saying, the margin for NE is growing less and less - Buffalo was within 7 last night and they're by no means a dynamic offense I'll pick Denver to take them down next week which is what I said earlier. And Dallas beats Carolina in two days. Enjoy being undefeated, Carolina and New Englan...
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Thu Nov 19, 2015 4:39 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: The Cowboys are 2-6
Replies: 36
Views: 3361

Re: The Cowboys are 2-6

Sean Renfree AJ McCarron Brock Osweiler Scott Tolzien Chase Daniel Jimmy Garoppolo Garrett Grayson Ryan Nassib Landry Jones Then you have the list of backups and know exactly how shitty they are... Geno Smith Matt Schaub TJ Yates Chad Henne Matt Moore Blaine Gabbert Zach Mettenberger Drew Stanton T...
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Thu Nov 19, 2015 4:37 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Patriots and Panthers- either going undefeated?
Replies: 33
Views: 1952

Patriots and Panthers- either going undefeated?

Rest of the way for Carolina: vs. Redskins (win) @ Cowboys (loss) @ Saints (win) vs. Falcons (win) @ Giants (loss) @ Falcons (loss) vs. Bucs (win) 13-3 for Panthers Rest of the way for New England: vs. Bills (win) @ Broncos (loss) vs. Eagles (win) @ Texans (win) vs. Titans (win) @ Jets (win) @ Dolph...
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Fri Nov 06, 2015 3:54 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: why are the 49ers starting Gabbert?
Replies: 11
Views: 1196

why are the 49ers starting Gabbert?

this is a stupid move. They should activate Dylan Thompson from the practice squad and let him start. He's an unknown rookie and you may as well just throw him out there and give him a shot to spark the team. Gabbert is worse than Kaepernick. In fact, Kaepernick gives them a better chance to win tha...
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:58 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: MLB Postseason
Replies: 37
Views: 6382

MLB Postseason

AL Wild card- Astros 6 Yankees 4

ALDS: Blue Jays in 4 over Rangers
ALDS: Royals in 5 over Astros

ALCS: Royals in 6 over Blue Jays


NL Wild card- Pirates 7, Cubs 2

NLDS: Mets in 7 over Dodgers
NLDS: Cardinals in 5 over Pirates

NLCS: Cardinals in 6 over Mets


WS: Royals over Cardinals in 6
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Mon Sep 21, 2015 10:31 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: week 1 observations
Replies: 19
Views: 2332

Re: week 1 observations

DeMarco Murray last year in 16 games - 1,845 yards rushing
DeMarco Murray this year through two games - 11 rushing yards.


Holy fuck.

Dallas 2-0 by the way.
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Mon Sep 14, 2015 12:16 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2015 Fearless Forecasts
Replies: 8
Views: 1530

Re: 2015 Fearless Forecasts

Romo with the walk off win with the game-winner to WItten in Week 1 in Prime Time.


Captain Clutch does it again. Super Bowl 50 here he comes
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Thu Sep 10, 2015 2:52 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2015 Fearless Forecasts
Replies: 8
Views: 1530

2015 Fearless Forecasts

AFC East 1. Bills (10-6)- 2. Patriots (9-7) 1. Dolphins (8-8) 4. Jets (5-11)- AFC North 1. Ravens (11-5) 2. Steelers (10-6) 3. Bengals (7-9) 4. Browns (4-12) AFC South 1. Colts (12-4) 2. Titans (8-8) 3. Texans (7-9) 4. Jaguars (3-13) AFC West 1. Chargers (11-5) 2. Chiefs (10-6) 3. Broncos (8-8) 4. R...
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Sat May 02, 2015 7:01 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2015 Mock Draft
Replies: 40
Views: 3669

Re: 2015 Mock Draft

Are you watching this? Dallas is stacking the living shit out of their defense. One D pick after another. Offensive line is already the best in the league, offense has firepower.....now The Cowboys are juicing the fuck out of their defense. They just got another DE in round 5....this team is loaded ...
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Fri Apr 17, 2015 12:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Adrian Peterson INDICTED
Replies: 109
Views: 1209

Re: Adrian Peterson INDICTED

Peterson reinstated today.


Get used to seeing a lot of this in 2015:

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by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Sat Apr 11, 2015 12:04 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: 2015 Forecasts
Replies: 4
Views: 2112

Re: 2015 Forecasts

Sox are going to spank the fuck out of the Yankees in this opening series.
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Sun Apr 05, 2015 2:33 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: 2015 Forecasts
Replies: 4
Views: 2112

2015 Forecasts

NL East Marlins Nationals Mets Braves Phillies NL Central Pirates Cardinals Cubs Brewers Reds NL West Dodgers Padres Giants Diamondbacks Rockies wild cards- Nationals, Cardinals AL East Red Sox Orioles Blue Jays Yankees Rays AL Central Indians Tigers White Sox Royals Twins AL West Angels Mariners At...
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Fri Mar 13, 2015 2:41 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Offseason Frenzy
Replies: 33
Views: 1413

Re: Offseason Frenzy

Shit. Eagles signed Murray. No biggie- Dallas gets Peterson.
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Fri Mar 13, 2015 2:39 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Offseason Frenzy
Replies: 33
Views: 1413

Re: Offseason Frenzy

Beast Mode is coming back to Big D. The line is intact, and Jerry Jones will give the Beast his jack. Another rushing title this year for Murray, another run to the Super Bowl.
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Wed Jan 21, 2015 3:36 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Conference Championship Sunday
Replies: 24
Views: 1263

Re: Conference Championship Sunday

No love lost for NE, but they know how to finish. No they don't. They haven't closed one out in ten years. They have been choking in the postseason since 2005. I'm not sure he can ad-lib enough plays for a victory, especially if NE can run the ball. Seattle has to shut down the run and pressure Bra...
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Mon Jan 12, 2015 11:28 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Guess who's going to have homefield through the NFC playoffs
Replies: 107
Views: 9280

Re: Guess who's going to have homefield through the NFC play

Goober McTuber wrote:Don't worry. You would have lost the next game anyway. Nobody's beating the Squawks at home.

I guarantee you they would have beaten them. They already kicked their asses this year in Seattle and Green Bay has NO shot. Seattle would have no answer for the Cowboys.
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Mon Jan 12, 2015 9:45 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Division playoff games
Replies: 31
Views: 2930

Re: Division playoff games

That was BULLSHIT!! The better team did NOT win that game. Dallas is STACKED and they got ROBBED. That was an AWESOME play by Romo to Dez at the end and they took it away what the FUCK????
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Sun Jan 11, 2015 6:59 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Division playoff games
Replies: 31
Views: 2930

Re: Division playoff games

This game... is going to end "badly" for the team from southern oklahoma. m2 is the truth How's it working out??? :lol: :lol: Holy hell this is a bigger ass kicking that I predicted. Just mopping the floor with the Packers. Told you. TOLD YOU. Romo already with 2 TD passes ....maybe 5 in ...