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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Mon Jan 08, 2024 6:03 pm Insurrection

So, does that mean the two gays that buttfucked in the Senate hearing room are desecrators?

Nod your head yes, you sensationalizing simpleton.

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Riot.

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Did Ty leave her tied up with his ties?

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Better than letting him score a soccer goal at a Manchester United match.

Probably the last boner he ever got.

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Mikey wrote: ↑Sat Jan 06, 2024 9:25 pm Also Dixie Chicken on Dixie Chicken.

Great version of that on the live album too, with Tower of Power horns.

OMG "Dixie"!

YOU RACIST POS!!!

- Screwed_in_the_HeadAgain and Menstruation in Seattle

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Zyclone, is that you?

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Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 7:42 pm He gave up on life, baby.

Making light of death, very classy.

When do we get to call you a pedo again?

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I guess that Steve Harwell pick makes jsc an ...

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All-star.

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David lost his Soul.

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FiatLux wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 6:45 am They say someone jumps every couple of weeks. Its more like every day.

When's your turn?

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Your white flag is so white, it's racist.

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Screwed probably shared it with maniac midget because he has no other friends.

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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Mon Jan 01, 2024 11:12 pm
d-townmike wrote: ↑Mon Jan 01, 2024 11:08 pm All I see is 80% nawgles suited up and most of the time they're just bitchin at each other as if they were back in "da hood."
You are a piece of shit.

You are a miserable cunt.

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bammer didn't even score that much against a shitty Auburn team.

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Keep in mind that the space aliens will eat the fat ones first.

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Bwaaaaaahahaha:

https://www.al.com/auburnfootball/2023/ ... -a-wr.html

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Mstool is surfing hetero websites?

Somebody check the weather in Hell.

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The producers of M*A*S*H never used the laughtrack during the O.R. scenes and some entire episodes.

Most of the humor comes from Frank Burns getting dumped on because he was a humorless stupid fuckhead. Sound familiar, screwey???

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Rubbed it down with salt and pepper only.

4.7 lb. roast took 2.5 hours at a cook temp of 240ish.

130 internal temp.

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Cooked my rib roast in the smoker.

Too easy and sooooo good.

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Just saw that.

Even the sideline chick seemed annoyed.

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Don't forget the blood pudding eating Brits.

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Watched Home Alone, Lost in New York yesterday.

It's better than the first one because of the cameo of our greatest president ever.

Yay Trump!!!

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What the hell does her leaving have to do with Screw being a sniveling coward?

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You're a cuck, we get it.

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Laura Lynch of the Dixie Chicks, deader than he is from sudden impact at 65.

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In The States for two weeks.

Merry Fucking Christmas.

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Dr_Phibes wrote: ↑Sun Dec 17, 2023 6:30 pm don't put anything in the beef but salt and pepper. That's retarded.

You done fucked up now.

Not saying other stuff can't be added, but in order to get the essence of beef taste, salt and pepper is all you need.

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So the dims who claim Congress was desecrated by the January 6th gang just got butt-slammed.

Literally: https://us.cnn.com/2023/12/16/politics/ ... index.html

I wonder whose drapes he wiped his dick off with.

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Do they still throw a handful of greasy fries into the bag so you feel better about paying too much?

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Nobody cares.

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Reindeer seem to be on a bender again.

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I've been starting with THOSE this week.

Try it out.

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I didn't know Jack played for cal.

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Andre Braugher, dead at 61

Frank Pembleton was a badass.

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Good enough to make you think he was Jon Voight?

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Ryan O’Neal, Star of ‘Love Story,’ ‘What’s Up, Doc?’ and ‘Paper Moon,’ Dies at 82 https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/ryan-oneal-dead-love-story-paper-moon-1235730468/ While we were beating off to Farah Fawcett posters, he was actually pounding that ass. Gotta rack him for that. Oh ...

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