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by Carson
Sat Aug 05, 2006 3:56 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Coaches Poll is out
Replies: 29
Views: 871

WolverineSteve wrote:I like flying under the radar at 15.

Gonna be a good year.
Auburn got no BCS love starting low in 2004.

BTW Auburn plays LSU early...6 vs 9.
by Carson
Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:02 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: I'm shocked Tubs isn't wearing mouse ears
Replies: 2
Views: 264

I think Al Borges spent the holidays talking to his agent instead of prepping for THE WORST DEFENSE IN THE BIG 10!!! :evil:
by Carson
Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:42 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Tebow to FLORIDA!!!!!!
Replies: 50
Views: 1042

Tebow called the press conference...that is the issue. You, G SEX, are one who made parental involvement an issue with the Portis transfer. Check your comments in that thread. The eloquence of your reponses is only exceeded by your lottery-funded education(?). If you are a UF grad, the chancellor sh...
by Carson
Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:39 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Rumor Mill - leftie/Rice
Replies: 5
Views: 390

Hiring Rader away from bama will not change their offensive woes. Shula kept the headphones on most of the time, kept Croyle in meaningless games too long and caused at least two of his injuries.
by Carson
Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:31 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Tebow to FLORIDA!!!!!!
Replies: 50
Views: 1042

FACT: Tebow is home-schooled. INTERPRETATION: Parental programming a la Marinovich. Strike One. FACT: Refused to indicate his preferences. INTERPRETATION: Great negotiation tactic. I smell parental control again. Strike Two. FACT: Called a press conference that was aired nationally by ESPN in order ...
by Carson
Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:37 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Portis out at UF
Replies: 23
Views: 812

BUMP to coincide with the Tebow announcement.

There is no doubt in my mind he was going to UF all along.

Bama got used like a gas station condom.
by Carson
Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:24 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Tebow to FLORIDA!!!!!!
Replies: 50
Views: 1042

The only thing funnier than UF taking stock in this Marinovich clone is that Mike Shula has been publicly ass-raped by a teenager.

Bama truly thought they had him... :lol:
by Carson
Sun Nov 13, 2005 4:57 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: I'm all for chaos too but please, anybody but 'Bama...
Replies: 6
Views: 667

Van: you were saying?
by Carson
Sun Nov 13, 2005 4:55 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Steve Spurrier
Replies: 13
Views: 981

Believe the Heupel wrote:Rack Visor Sr.
I prefer Darth Visor or Smug Superior.
by Carson
Sun Nov 13, 2005 4:50 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Auburn vs Georgia
Replies: 3
Views: 335

That, Gentlemen, was a typical AU-UGA game.
This was payback for David Greene's TD pass at the end of the 2002 game.
by Carson
Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:46 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Bwahahaa Tuberville Melts Again
Replies: 81
Views: 3068

Jimmy Medalions wrote:SEC is the best conference and Orenthal Smack. I see this thread is mentioning hard facts.

Off to fantasy land
by Carson
Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:50 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Bwahahaa Tuberville Melts Again
Replies: 81
Views: 3068

Personally, I think the media wants to suck Orenthal Simpson's USC dick.

Jimmah, give him back the Heisman statue you stole...everybody knows where he played football at.
by Carson
Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:43 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Bwahahaa Tuberville Melts Again
Replies: 81
Views: 3068

I would hate to think any USC alums have any influence over broadcasters. Or Hollywood. Or INSERT ENTERTAINMENT MEDIA HERE.
by Carson
Sun Oct 23, 2005 2:49 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Holy crap but LSU lucked out...
Replies: 8
Views: 841

I can't feel sorry for linemen who kept getting false starts called on them. The kicker didn't fall down chasing Skyler Greene on the punt return, and the kickers didn't drop any passes. Kenny Irons had been considered in fall practice as a starter but wasn't blocking well so they moved him to 3rd s...
by Carson
Sat Oct 22, 2005 10:37 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Lou Holtz
Replies: 8
Views: 885

WolverineSteve wrote:Can ESPN please take the ND cock out of their mouths!

WTF, I thought ND lost last week! Jesussss!
Has Beano Cook given his annual "Notre Dame can still win the National Championship" interview yet?
by Carson
Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:29 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: OU down at the half?
Replies: 32
Views: 2191

GreginPG wrote:You can certainly say that about this season (now) but last year all they did was start #2, won every game they played and finished #2.
That proves they are a media darling. :x
by Carson
Sat Sep 03, 2005 7:58 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: OU down at the half?
Replies: 32
Views: 2191

Paging Season Over troll...
by Carson
Sun Jan 23, 2005 5:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Just saw Friday Night Lights.
Replies: 19
Views: 3221

That movie is total bullshit.
No town is like that.

Sin,

Valdosta, GA
by Carson
Sat Jan 22, 2005 9:24 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: fun with pictures volume I
Replies: 121
Views: 12743

FUGGIN' KURT COBAIN!!!

No wonder you're a bitter beeyotch. :lol:
by Carson
Sat Jan 22, 2005 9:21 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: fun with pictures volume I
Replies: 121
Views: 12743

you don't have any takes. when you do find one, let me know - i'll fasten my seatbelt and prepare to enjoy. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. "Every now and then you meet someone whose ignorance is encyclopedic." Stanislaw J. Lec i'm thinken he's right. pleased to...
by Carson
Sat Jan 22, 2005 9:11 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: fun with pictures volume I
Replies: 121
Views: 12743

Gee, I am SOOOOOOO sorry I didn't whip you harder. I thought you were into B&D, not S&M. I have not seen your pic, and I thank God and GOD for that. But then again, all I have to do is go to a bowling alley, a state fair or a Dairy Queen and I'm sure SOMEONE there will be a close match. And ...
by Carson
Sat Jan 22, 2005 7:37 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: fun with pictures volume I
Replies: 121
Views: 12743

bbq:

Are you the LEAST bit concerned that Sicko in Seattle was one of the first responses to this thread?

buzz:

You gotta tie a man up to get him to stay in the bed with you?
Coyote ugly, huh?
by Carson
Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:39 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: ok, fuck it.
Replies: 148
Views: 20372

Seeking support on a troll message board is a good idea.

Sin,

R_t_S
by Carson
Sat Jan 15, 2005 3:25 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: FSU removing Jeff the Tard Bowden as OC
Replies: 36
Views: 3268

I can't believe a Bowden with a winning record could get run off.

Sin,

Auburn
by Carson
Sat Jan 15, 2005 3:20 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: First!
Replies: 26
Views: 4767

Excellent work to those who negotiated the Merger.

As a Southerner, I never thought I would say this, but...



WAR The Union!!!