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by smackaholic
Mon Dec 18, 2023 9:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Awesome New Tesla Cybertruck
Replies: 24
Views: 39704

Re: The Awesome New Tesla Cybertruck

The damn thing has tires designed for maximum acceleration on asphault. Don't do so well at crawling up icy hills.
by smackaholic
Tue Dec 12, 2023 1:27 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Drinks for the discerning palate AKA Mikey was bored
Replies: 89
Views: 28332

Re: Drinks for the discerning palate AKA Mikey was bored

If you are an IPA fan, you need to score some of this, not sure if it makes it that far west Mikey. https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/46317/16814/ 8 years ago you had to go to a package store in upper VT on the day it was delivered to score this stuff. Today, I can buy it at my local superm...
by smackaholic
Sat Dec 02, 2023 7:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Derek Chauvin--Aeriated
Replies: 5
Views: 3934

Re: Derek Chauvin--Aeriated

Chauvin is a political prisoner. Sacrificed on the altar of woke insanity. That day he was guilty of being an asshole. He sat on Floyd way too long. He should have known it would look bad. Too bad he didn’t also know that Floyd had a lethal dose of Fentanyl flowing through his veins. Had he administ...
by smackaholic
Tue Nov 21, 2023 4:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Twilight Zone
Replies: 50
Views: 12968

Re: The Twilight Zone

JC has been on his death bed for at least 5 years. Trying to predict his demise is a fool’s errand.


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by smackaholic
Tue Nov 21, 2023 3:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies
Replies: 38
Views: 77395

Re: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies

Christmas Story
It’s a wonderful life
Die Hard


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by smackaholic
Mon Nov 20, 2023 1:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: In This Thread Rootbeer Answers Your Automotive Questions
Replies: 88
Views: 119187

Re: In This Thread Rootbeer Answers Your Automotive Questions

I need to understand the vehicle's history a little better. Have you recently run over any old gypsies or perhaps Mr. T? Wrist bangles can get caught in the steering shaft. Young twis has not admitted to striking down any members of those tribes, but the occasional pothole and curb are certainly in...
by smackaholic
Fri Nov 17, 2023 7:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Long Gone Posters
Replies: 202
Views: 414392

Re: Long Gone Posters

Good to see the board dru…. fine spirit authority back. Was in NYC at the heater’s rich lilttle brother’s place about a month ago. He asked me if I’d like something to drink. Told him I was getting to be a bit of a good bourbon fan. He said I’m fresh out of that, but then pulled down this fancy box ...
by smackaholic
Mon Nov 13, 2023 7:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Student threatens to slit Jews’ throats, behead babies
Replies: 63
Views: 25051

Re: Student threatens to slit Jews’ throats, behead babies

The Japs didn’t make that mistake. Unfortunately for them they aren’t replacing themselves very well. That’s right. And don’t forget that we’re being replaced by hordes of dark skinned immigrants that the Democrats are inviting across the border so that they can vote in our elections. You welcome a...
by smackaholic
Mon Nov 13, 2023 2:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Student threatens to slit Jews’ throats, behead babies
Replies: 63
Views: 25051

Re: Student threatens to slit Jews’ throats, behead babies

Israel needs to learn what a proportional response is. So what you’re saying is the Israelis should actually target innocent civilians? Proportional response is bullshit. When you go to war, your job is to drop the motherfukkibg hammer on the enemy. Was Dresden a proportional response? How about de...
by smackaholic
Mon Nov 13, 2023 12:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Student threatens to slit Jews’ throats, behead babies
Replies: 63
Views: 25051

Re: Student threatens to slit Jews’ throats, behead babies

Israel needs to learn what a proportional response is. So what you’re saying is the Israelis should actually target innocent civilians? Proportional response is bullshit. When you go to war, your job is to drop the motherfukkibg hammer on the enemy. Was Dresden a proportional response? How about de...
by smackaholic
Sat Nov 04, 2023 9:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Maine killer
Replies: 55
Views: 21362

Re: Maine killer

A better analogy would be someone thinking broccoli is a medium rare rib eye and thinking it’s ok to pressure others into sharing this dilussion.

Oh yeah and calling Dylan she, is mental illness as well.

I can.


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by smackaholic
Fri Nov 03, 2023 11:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Robert Plant Seriously Needs To Hang Up The Mic
Replies: 6
Views: 3183

Re: Robert Plant Seriously Needs To Hang Up The Mic

I heard him and Alison Krauss at Tanglewood in July.

It was an awesome show.

Plant can’t wail like it’s 1971, but he still sounds great.

Of course sharing a stage with AK who is one of the most talented people to ever live makes it easier.


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by smackaholic
Fri Nov 03, 2023 1:29 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Tonight's Dinner
Replies: 76
Views: 12428

Re: Tonight's Dinner

Mikey wrote:
smackaholic wrote: Fri Oct 27, 2023 8:20 pm
Chicken thighs are my favorite part of the bird. Have a package I need to pull out of the freezer soon for some chicken cacciatore.
Fukkin' Dagos. Can't eat anything without drowning it in a bunch of gravy first.

:lol: :lol:
You gotta problem wit dat?


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by smackaholic
Fri Oct 27, 2023 8:20 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Tonight's Dinner
Replies: 76
Views: 12428

Re: Tonight's Dinner

Tonight’s dinner (actually last night): Mikey’s can’t miss garlic baked chicken thighs Baked Japanese sweet potatoes Sautéed broccolini (also known as baby broccoli), topped with a little grated Parmesan This is one of our "go-to" meals because it's pretty simple and inexpensive. Also the...
by smackaholic
Fri Oct 27, 2023 8:18 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Tonight's Dinner
Replies: 76
Views: 12428

Re: Tonight's Dinner

Grilled coho salmon and a wedge salad . Salmon is wild caught and bought fresh at Costco a couple of months ago. I had too much so I froze a couple of pieces and thawed them out this afternoon. They freeze really well if you wrap the pieces tightly in saran wrap and then in a Ziplock. I was inspire...
by smackaholic
Fri Oct 27, 2023 12:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Maine killer
Replies: 55
Views: 21362

Re: Maine killer

If he’s holed up at home, roll up a humvee with a 50 cal turret and let it rip. Fukk that POS.


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by smackaholic
Thu Oct 19, 2023 4:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Long Gone Posters
Replies: 202
Views: 414392

Re: Long Gone Posters

Whatever happened to Toddowen? I actually talked to him by phone once as he was interested in buying a motorcycle from me. Last I remember I had run some generic smack his way and he got butt-hurt because he thought we were friends. Tried explaining to him I save my best smack for actual friends. Oh...
by smackaholic
Thu Oct 19, 2023 3:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Long Gone Posters
Replies: 202
Views: 414392

Re: Long Gone Posters

You’re funny. Goobs was a grumpy old lefty, but was fun to discuss booze with. I am fb friends with Nish and was able to drag him back in here to answer for his country getting run by an island populated by a few dozen Vikings during the World Cup. It was fun because he knows how badly they sucked a...
by smackaholic
Thu Oct 19, 2023 2:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize
Replies: 133
Views: 22225

Re: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize

Can you be intellectually honest enough to admit that when your employer requires you to get vaccinated or lose your job, that is a mandate , even though there may not have been a law enacted by the government that mandated the vaccination? You may have a law degree, but you still are a dumbass. On...
by smackaholic
Thu Oct 19, 2023 2:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize
Replies: 133
Views: 22225

Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize

Trust fund douche talks about pulling himself up by the bootstraps. That’s a good one. BTW, I didn’t dump her in a shallow grave. I cremated her. Do you ever get anything right? Did you “make a job for yourself”? Sure you did. Pretty fukking easy when you have a pile of grandpa’s money to do it. As ...
by smackaholic
Thu Oct 19, 2023 1:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize
Replies: 133
Views: 22225

Re: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize

Here is the problem with the definition of the word “mandate”. Most of us live in a world where we have to go to a job to be earn a paycheck to enjoy a certain standard of living. Queer land doesn’t live in that world. In his world, going to a job is something to do for fun or maybe you think it’s s...
by smackaholic
Tue Oct 17, 2023 9:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize
Replies: 133
Views: 22225

Re: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize

#soon And all the Herman Cain award winners are already dead. So we have your speculation stacked up against a bunch of dead bodies. Enough with the comparison to a septuagenarian cancer survivor. Why do you continue to pretend that vaccines should be given across the board you sad little disingenu...
by smackaholic
Tue Oct 17, 2023 9:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize
Replies: 133
Views: 22225

Re: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize

What conspiracy theory is that? That drugs have side effects? You are a little late to the party pal. Which is why anyone with an IQ above room temp (in a very chilly room) knows that people at virtually ZERO risk, would be wise to say no thanks, I’ll just stay up on my vitamin B12, D, C and zinc. ...
by smackaholic
Thu Oct 05, 2023 12:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize
Replies: 133
Views: 22225

Re: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize

It’s pretty simple really.

Vast majority of CV deaths were elderly.

Elderly are somewhat more likely to be Republican. 20 year olds more likely to be Democrat.

But the stats….

There are lies, damn lies and statistics.

- Mark Twain


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by smackaholic
Tue Oct 03, 2023 10:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize
Replies: 133
Views: 22225

Re: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize

The jab did help a select group. Pushing it on everyone was criminal.


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by smackaholic
Tue Oct 03, 2023 10:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize
Replies: 133
Views: 22225

Re: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize

The researchers who develop new meds are to be applauded.

The “public health” clowns like Fauci do belong in jail. First for bankrolling the research that gave us this fukking virus and also for bungling and lying at every step since.


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by smackaholic
Tue Oct 03, 2023 11:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 577
Views: 175200

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Kierland wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2023 10:59 pm Nowhere do they say it drives whales batty.
Can you produce a single document from the government that uses the term "batty" to describe animal behavior, with the possible exception of bats themselves?

So, TBOM goes 2/3 there at least. Windmills prolly aren't carcenogenic.
by smackaholic
Mon Oct 02, 2023 12:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Little Cockblock is all grown up now.
Replies: 59
Views: 13353

Re: Little Cockblock is all grown up now.

I’d put the count there at 9 minimum.


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by smackaholic
Mon Oct 02, 2023 9:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Little Cockblock is all grown up now.
Replies: 59
Views: 13353

Re: Little Cockblock is all grown up now.

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon Oct 02, 2023 2:20 am You guys are way too picky.

Without a moment's hesitation I'd go back to the hotel with gray dress in the second row and objectify the shit outta those tiddies.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
by smackaholic
Mon Oct 02, 2023 9:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Little Cockblock is all grown up now.
Replies: 59
Views: 13353

Re: Little Cockblock is all grown up now.

Kierland wrote: Mon Oct 02, 2023 1:44 am “I count one slope”

And I count one racist POS, well two if you count pedokkkal.
Knowing that it gets your panties in a knot has me wanting to do research on racial/ethnic slurs. See just how many I can come up with.
by smackaholic
Mon Oct 02, 2023 1:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Little Cockblock is all grown up now.
Replies: 59
Views: 13353

Re: Little Cockblock is all grown up now.

I count one slope and a sorta balck dude. This wedding was definitely less diverse than my daughter's last year. Well, I count 4 or 5 hippos, so at least a segment of the animal kingdom is well represented. I count 2 hippos and one hippo in training. Or are you talking bulls as well as cow hippos?
by smackaholic
Mon Oct 02, 2023 1:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Little Cockblock is all grown up now.
Replies: 59
Views: 13353

Re: Little Cockblock is all grown up now.

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230918/32c1d6bc51259b868c03758fd1db130d.jpg Were they fined for too many white people on the premises? I count one slope and a sorta balck dude. This wedding was definitely less diverse than my daughter's last year. Her husband is hispanic. Gonna see if I can dig u...
by smackaholic
Mon Oct 02, 2023 1:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Little Cockblock is all grown up now.
Replies: 59
Views: 13353

Re: Little Cockblock is all grown up now.

I count one slope and a sorta balck dude. This wedding was definitely less diverse than my daughter's last year. Well, I count 4 or 5 hippos, so at least a segment of the animal kingdom is well represented. Soon to be bald fucks representing as well. Cockblock is five years away from total combover...
by smackaholic
Sat Sep 30, 2023 11:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Little Cockblock is all grown up now.
Replies: 59
Views: 13353

Re: Little Cockblock is all grown up now.

Right front and back row, middle are twins or something, right? Quite possibly. Pretty sure the two dudes behind my DIL were a couple. Anyone here been to a gay/lesbo wedding yet? I haven't, but would go in a second. Who was the comedian who did a gay wedding reception bit? It was hilarious. I thin...
by smackaholic
Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Little Cockblock is all grown up now.
Replies: 59
Views: 13353

Re: Little Cockblock is all grown up now.

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230918/32c1d6bc51259b868c03758fd1db130d.jpg Were they fined for too many white people on the premises? I count one slope and a sorta balck dude. This wedding was definitely less diverse than my daughter's last year. Her husband is hispanic. Gonna see if I can dig u...
by smackaholic
Sun Sep 24, 2023 4:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Radio -
Replies: 2250
Views: 507140

Re: Radio -

79 Elton John - "Madman Across the Water" You had a clean set going till you had to play the densest song from the densest LP of the densest star in music history. And me calling that music is a gift. I’m sure Sir Elton is devastated. Wait, he is a Sir, isn’t he? Or perhaps a Dame? Sent f...
by smackaholic
Mon Sep 18, 2023 8:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Dirty Mac
Replies: 6
Views: 1684

Re: The Dirty Mac

Of course you’re out of it, you fukking relic.


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by smackaholic
Mon Sep 18, 2023 8:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Huge lithium deposit found in dead volcano in Nevada
Replies: 44
Views: 5572

Re: Huge lithium deposit found in dead volcano in Nevada

Everything the runt says did happen…..in a different century.

It still happens in some shitholes.


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by smackaholic
Mon Sep 18, 2023 5:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Little Cockblock is all grown up now.
Replies: 59
Views: 13353

Little Cockblock is all grown up now.

She is a beautiful girl and he is a handsome man. They look genuinely happy. Congratulations. All my kids are struggling to find what your boy found. Most young women my boys encounter don't want to settle down. Yup, they both got lucky. Also, they both had good role models. The bride’s grandparent...
by smackaholic
Mon Sep 18, 2023 5:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Little Cockblock is all grown up now.
Replies: 59
Views: 13353

Re: Little Cockblock is all grown up now.

Screw_Michigan wrote:Make sure to share this sordid clambake with your DIL.
Think I’ll pass on that, thanks. [emoji1787]


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