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so, she was from the east coast. cut her a little slack.

btw, you can see nice coastal sunset here on the right coast on the bay side of cape cod.

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sounds like a good offer from the 'bag property management consultants. you prolly ought to take it, husker.

and don't forget the balls purchase.

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so, dins is one of them deadbeat mutherfukkers that thinks somebody else oughta put him up for nothing. big fukking shocker there too. How the hell did you get that from what dins posted? I guess I'm just a little sensitive to this subject as I have been in husker's shoes before. dins' post sounds ...

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After watching the press conference this morning with the released brits, I suspect you will see things handled a little differently in the shat an arab or waterever the fukk it is they call that place. The royal navy might not be what it used to be, but, I think they are a little pissed off now and...

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Awwwww....poor little slumlord isn't getting his every whim.... poor baby. Sorry you decided to take on the job of "landlord" without researching what it entails first, and have failed miserably at a job you had no professional experience or training in. :BIGSHOKER: you fucked it up. Neve...

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2th. Rent to married couples with no kids. If you must rent to folks with chillins, rent to folks who are BOTH biological parents of BOTH kids. My deadbeat renters had two lil' ones. The baby was their's, the older one was her's. If this is the case, walk away. If said bastard has dark curly hair a...

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Is his OL hot? Or atleast just bangable? Maybe you could negotiate alternate forms of payment.

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how long before we have an apostrophe troll?

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Rootbeer wrote:You can get hypothermia in that water in what, Dins, 4 minutes?

[dins]depends. give me age, body fat, BAC, time of year and I'll work out a rough estimate. I might be smart, but, I ain't no fukkin' mind reader. [/dins]

smackaholic

yeah, it's called trots. I'm sure you've heard of it.

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The US generally pwns relay records as we have so damn many good swimmers. I am sure they will get the record as soon as that honkey gets it right. As for whether or not black folks are gifted in the art of flying through the water, I really don't know. I doubt they have the inherent advantages they...

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Is that bro the record holder or is the (mostly white) relay team the holder? Either way, rack them.

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Is there not 1 fukking tie in the middleast? I hereby promise to never evah where a fukking suit without a neck tie, lest I be mistaken for one of those camel fukking shitbags. Sports coat, maybe. But, if you have a fukking suit on, you should have a tie. A blazing red one if you're a good neocon, l...

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When I moved to Nashville for 3 years, I rented out my house in CT. My first tenant was this dude's brother. Same old shit. Different excuse every month, usually involving kid's doctor bills. My fukkin' kids get sick too and guess what, I still pay my fukking bills. Fortunately, we got a contract on...

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I'm pretty sure this is a first.....

rack diego.

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what kinda tool makes a neegah beetah out of white pine? sheeesh. hickory is the thing to use if you can find it. Oak'll do though. If you absolutely have to use a soft wood because your sorry ass dull tools can't handle anything hard, syp (southern yellow pine) or fir would serve you better than so...

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what are the PA laws? can you buy anything after 9PM? can you buy on sunday at all? can you buy a beer at a 7-11 if there is a gas pump out front?

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Id invite any of you to come out to our practices or games before passing judgement post the address do it Del Obispo Park tomorrow night no fukkin' way g'hound is getting you there that quick, but, I'll put 20 bucks toward a plane ticket, just so db can get his ass whupped during the seventh innin...

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that's the first pic of that chimney errrr skank without a fag in her mouth.

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CT has the most horrific alcohol blue laws, evah. And it don't have jack shit to do with christians. This state is as secular as they come, but, the liquor store owner mafia has deep ties that don't die easy. In CT, you may buy booze until 9 PM and not at all on sunday. That's right 9 fukking PM and...

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rack nish.

ain't seen much of you in this hole, lately mate.

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I was flipping through the channels the other day and stumbled upon this character. http://www.hiphopharry.com/ wtf? a hip hop version of barney the dinosaur is now clouding the minds of this country's future. hopefully, I'll be dead when these youngsters are running things. I was thinking of a bett...

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"we" as in the US and our only real ally, britain. It is us against them, them being those shitstain islamic cocksukkers. When is everbody going to understand this. We need to drop the fukking hammer on them, real hard. Do it repetitively and without mercy or apologies.

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yeah, but, I was just lookin' for an opportunity to drop a different strokes reset.

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When the fukk are we gonna stop sitting on our hands and fix this bullshit. It is simple, really. We announce to Iran that they have twenty four hours to release the captive brits before we unleash the mother fukking furry on them. We also make clear that our actions will be aimed at.... a. real exp...

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If gubmint really did give a fukk about saving energy/money, it would ban all tollbooths tomorrow. But, pols know that tolls need tollbooth collectors. Unionized, state hack tollbooth collectors who will vote for them so long as they are kept in the highest paying cashier gig going. must be they ne...

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best bit on delirious....

Norton, I been watchin' you....

one of the best standup bits, evah.

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Have they considered using illegal immigrants? I thought they only did jobs that Americans wouldn't do... :meds: On a related note, I think the whole idea of toll roads just plain fucking sucks. Between state tax, sales tax and gasoline tax, there is no state that doesn't have sufficient funds in t...

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yes, lou, you did. and that is just one more reason for douchebag to fukk you up when the whupass express rolls into your berg. how far are from the bus station, btw?

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Hey ST, are you banned yet? g pete has one of his better storys up now.

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indy clown,

I could beat off on a worn out counterfeit pog and it would still be more artistic and visually appealing than any of your posts.

Now do the entire internet a favor and near touch a computer again, you html butchering cahk sucker.

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doucebag, do yourself a favor and leave your ipod and cell on the bus or I will take it after I whup your ass.

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:As humans evolve, we become smarter. We discover more. We invent more. We become more efficient, especially as technology enhances. This is fact. In other words, we'll be just fine.

sin,

the romans

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I am glad I will be dirt napping when these fucks have control... While I'm not denying the general pussification, punkishness and tardlyness of this generation's kids, I've always found these particular statements to be pretty ignorant. Why people assume 40-50 year olds with the newly controled &q...

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In. sanjayaholic.

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i'm with you, bro. fukk these thread hijacking tards. I'm trying to think up a good nic over there. Any suggestions?

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I refuse to buy my sophomore spoiled brat daughter a cell, no mater how much she begs. She's damn lucky we got her an ipod, which, ofcourse, I had to retrieve from the office once, already. She has been told that the next time, it will sit there awhile. Mike, next time some little punk says this is ...

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look, bitch. I said I'm 21 and I got the stamp to prove it. Now, why ain't there a jack and coke in my hand yet?

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My wife wants to go on that POS when we're out there this summer. Fukk that. They want 25 bucks or something like that. I'm guessing that the view from the parking lot is pretty damn good as well. I think the injuns are fukking up on this one. 25 bones is too steep for a 3 minute walk. Drop it to 10...

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/Bobby42/ADVENTURES_OF_SUPERMAN_DISC_3-0.jpg Do you ever look at a picture like that and think "Every one of those fuckers is dead as shit right now." Kind of sobering. I do that whenever I turn on AMC or TCM or one of the other old movie channels. Kin...

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it's over. our country is officially doomed.

Re: It was so nice to see you all at the zoo today.