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Ha ha, this is mint. The NHL would be maniacs to pull their players from the Olympics - I bet there are more people watching this game here than the Super Bowl.

I knew this was going to OT when Crosby choked.

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That video clip is a 1970 football show where fashion designers were invited to jazz up traditional football strips. Seeing as your average German football wears a kutte , which is a cut-off denim jacket festooned with patches and beer stains, like so; http://www.eintracht-archiv.de/aufnaeher/kutte....

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Are you saying they've been mincing about in denim jackets with no shirts underneath and backwards baseball caps? HOW DARE YOU, SIR.

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You should conduct a ceremony for the closing of your left arse cheek against your right one, Pickle. With a bit of thought and the right choreography from your friends - possibly an archway of black penises having the last droplets of 'Pickle Juice' shaken from them - it would make quite a spectacu...

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Very pleased for them.

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Jsc810 wrote:Hey Nish, how did you like the Super Bowl?

Probably not even a percent of how much you liked it.

Really enjoyed it, actually. Was well chuffed for the Saints. And couldn't believe how well Van Morrison looked during the halftime show.

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Oh, it's me alright. Oh, and Cuda? Has your mother-sister told you about your long-lost British brother yet? His 'smack' is as impervious as yours... [youtube]<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/W0U84z_SZv4&hl=en...

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I don't know what they drink, but I do know it inevitably ends up soaked into the mattress. But, no matter. As even the most misogynist board member will testify, the true strength of a race lies in the character of its woman. Observe, then, the quiet, elegant dignity of the English Mother; [youtube...

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You'll remember that I was the one who gave you advance notice about Simon Cowell back in the day. Now I'm going to do it again. http://neilbeynon.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/779_jeremy_kyle_342x262.jpg That, people, is Jeremy Kyle. He does a Maury-like thing on national British television in the mo...

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Funny you should mention Monty Python. [youtube]<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YeSX6AZ5xEI&hl=en_GB&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" valu...

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The Prodigal Son has returned. [youtube]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ji6r7J6L2bk&hl=en_GB&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name=&quo...

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Hello chaps, Just popping in to say that the American Right knows as much about the NHS as they do about winning wars properly and picking VP nominees that aren't cretins. The National Health Service is not perfect, until you compare it to what you poor bastards have. And then you realise it is. If ...

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So when did the NFL pass a rule that made Super Bowls good?

Very pleased I stopped up tonight. Congrats, Steelers fans.

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MB, your avatar is incredibly apposite for this thread. It looks like God is about to vomit into Texas Stadium.

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Good on you, '08 Lions. Every year when the last winless team gets their first victory, you can all go round someone's garage, drink shitty home brew that's not ready for another month, and then all go to hospital to have your stomachs pumped.

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Ken wrote:How many in here have shaken a murderer's hand? Who can say that? Not that I'm proud of it, but I can now say I've done it. I've shaken that motherfucker's hand twice before.

That's grim, Ken.

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RumpleForeskin wrote:By the way, I made the best deep fried turkey I have ever made

I have a Wii too, and Guitar Hero. We should form a band. 'The Sad Bastards' has a nice ring to it.

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Whiggle wrote:

Why? Get Signing Off, you silly, silly man.

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In a good year, Americans buy 17 million cars. A more populous EU probably buys as many. Three billion people in India, Southeast Asia and China, four times as many people as there are in the EU and United States, are moving toward the middle class. They, too, will be wanting cars. And millions of ...

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Pretty much from day one. Got into a dispute about the '97 Ryder Cup, when I couldn't give a shit about golf. Halcyon days, when you would think to yourself; "I am telling someone on another continent who I don't even know that he is a cunt and he sucks off his Dad. I am a pioneer."

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/7782774.stm

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The limeys have been ridiculed for their room temp beer swilling tendencies. They have no such tendency. They serve their beer cold or cellar temperature at warmest (50-60 degrees). And, yes, cellar temperature is the ideal serving temperture for ale which is what the Brits are noteworthy for. Lage...

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Pussy.

Sincerely,
Siegfried

(or it might be Roy)

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Apologies if this is GD, but anyway...

The poster is trolling, but the pics are all too real. And check that cake.

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This is like the insect version of Midnight Cowboy, but with a happier ending.

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Third Stone From The Sun is all you need to know about how SKILL Mitch Mitchell was. Both him and Noel Redding were criminally underrated, but then again, when you play with Hendrix, you're pretty much gonna be.

All of Sly and the Family Stone are still alive. Amazingly.

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Appearing for one night only...Roger and the Shrubbers! http://d11885738.u33.surftown.nu/images/swedish-dance-bands-037.jpg That's just wrong, mate. When I was that thin I could have never grown a moustache that well. How the hell are you, by the way? I'm fine, mate. Hope you are too. http://d11885...

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Appearing for one night only...Roger and the Shrubbers!

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Best website ever . Extra props for including Irie's wedding photo. http://d11885738.u33.surftown.nu/images/swedish-dance-bands-033.jpg http://d11885738.u33.surftown.nu/images/swedish-dance-bands-015.jpg http://d11885738.u33.surftown.nu/images/swedish-dance-bands-010.jpg http://d11885738.u33.surfto...

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You missed this one;

Nishlord wrote:I don't know who's the more desperate - the Republicans or the sex-starved knuckle-draggers on this thread.

The Emboldening Cretin wrote: That would have to be B) since this is in no way a 'desperation' choice.

Let the lefties spin on though....

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I swear that if any more brain cells leak out of my ear whilst reading Rasputin's shitty excuses for posts, I will be Sarah Palin by the end of the month. Go and wring your knickers out and put them on the radiator, for fuck's sake.

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Learn to spell German, iodot coawards.

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Hey Trev, here's something you could clarify; are you a woman, or do you just post like one?

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Oh, fair enough. I'll give my friend Conan the Barbarian a call. He loves hearing the lamentation of the women. Especially when it's going to last for at least 24 months.

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Are you supposed to be Saving America right now, cunt-bucket?

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Rack those crazy Afro-Norwegians

Some of the comments are priceless. Particularly the theory about Your President being the son of Malcolm X. I'm sure Rah Rah Rasputin, The One Board's Greatest Melt Machine ('sup, Boney M) is following this Bernsteinian saga with bated breath.

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Onions wrote:do you sit around and read the dictionary all day nishlord?

No. It's called 'being articulate'.

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She thinks of it not as a continent, more of a whole new repository of potential child names.

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Rasclaat wrote:“The lamps are going out all over America; we shall not see them lit again in our lifetime”

God, you're a pathetic mewling whelp.

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Already forgotten where they are, twat-boy? The thing about successful wars is that they usually end at some point. Oh, and here's your new champion of the right; From this wonderful Newsweek collection of campaign trails, we learn today that Palin’s shopping spree was a lot worse than the original ...

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