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- Wed Oct 12, 2022 4:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: David Spade reviews...
- Replies: 4
- Views: 392
Re: David Spade reviews...
Spade isn't wrong. I haven't heard the Doobies new stuff but you gotta work that new flavor in slowly. You can't go all NEW COKE and stop delivering Classic Coke. For an example of doing it right, I saw Chicago this summer on their anniversary tour. They played the hits with nice, tasteful live mus...
- Tue Oct 11, 2022 11:28 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Living On Tulsi Time...
- Replies: 19
- Views: 1299
Re: Living On Tulsi Time...
She makes me feel kinda funny. Like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.
- Tue Oct 11, 2022 11:03 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: David Spade reviews...
- Replies: 4
- Views: 392
Re: David Spade reviews...
Spade isn't wrong. I haven't heard the Doobies new stuff but you gotta work that new flavor in slowly. You can't go all NEW COKE and stop delivering Classic Coke. For an example of doing it right, I saw Chicago this summer on their anniversary tour. They played the hits with nice, tasteful live musi...
- Tue Oct 11, 2022 8:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Natural Causes, She Wrote
- Replies: 4
- Views: 523
Natural Causes, She Wrote
Angela Lansbury cashed in.
- Tue Oct 11, 2022 5:51 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Joe Burrow speaks about Tua's scary injury
- Replies: 11
- Views: 937
Re: Joe Burrow speaks about Tua's scary injury
Tackling is illegal. To keep everyone safe they should wear little flags on everyone's hips and when the flag gets pulled off everyone stops. During time outs the players get Capri Sun and orange slices. The moms can take turns bringing snacks.
- Tue Oct 11, 2022 5:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Doom
- Replies: 3292
- Views: 903657
- Tue Oct 11, 2022 4:42 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Let’s here your take on the animal rights nut job being tackled
- Replies: 16
- Views: 782
Re: Let’s here your take on the animal rights nut job being tackled
Animal rights is blown way too out of proportion. The Bible says man is supposed to subdue the land and make everything his bitch. I take that shit literally. That's why when I go to the zoo I'm always pointing out which side of the bars I'm on. Animals need to know where they stand and sometimes we...
- Tue Oct 11, 2022 4:02 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How to rebuild in SWFLA.
- Replies: 49
- Views: 2638
- Mon Oct 10, 2022 5:13 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: There once was a man from Nantucket.....
- Replies: 7
- Views: 369
Re: There once was a man from Nantucket.....
Love the thread title. I knew a guy -former military- who knew 17 verses to that song and he could riff an unlimited number of extra verses. He'd sing that fukken song hog hunting until we all hated him for it. There once was a retard on oneboard Angry he swings a small pork sword He'd watch CNN And...
- Mon Oct 10, 2022 6:03 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 10-8-22
- Replies: 16
- Views: 789
Re: Weekend Roll Call 10-8-22
Agreed. The Padres have been on borrowed time since Junior acted his age...twice. Hurr durr all I did was take some topical ringworm meds...intraveinously.
Dodgers are tough.
Dodgers are tough.
- Mon Oct 10, 2022 1:58 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 10-8-22
- Replies: 16
- Views: 789
Re: Weekend Roll Call 10-8-22
We had our son, daughter, daughter in law, and my step-granddaughter who’s visiting from SMU over for grilled chicken last night. Now I’m watching (hopefully) the Padres advance against the Mets. 2-0 in the third inning. I don't blame the Meta for checking Musgrove's glove, hat, ears, etc. He was n...
- Mon Oct 10, 2022 1:54 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How to rebuild in SWFLA.
- Replies: 49
- Views: 2638
Re: How to rebuild in SWFLA.
You defined the rules of the game. Don't get mad when I get a bunt single.
- Sun Oct 09, 2022 10:50 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How to rebuild in SWFLA.
- Replies: 49
- Views: 2638
- Sun Oct 09, 2022 10:38 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How to rebuild in SWFLA.
- Replies: 49
- Views: 2638
Re: How to rebuild in SWFLA.
Don't listen to him, Peter. Kierland's just mad you didn't threaten anyone from an opposing political party. In his world that's what words is for. For hate. If he can yell at enough people... or yell enough times at the same people he can save the whole world. Basicaly he's like Jesus but with Fash...
- Sun Oct 09, 2022 9:15 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How to rebuild in SWFLA.
- Replies: 49
- Views: 2638
Re: How to rebuild in SWFLA.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QkFyaf0RmZs/TAAOL1cftCI/AAAAAAAAE7c/D-13DUv1Zks/s400/IMG_8363.JPG Wow, a perfect warm loaf for wank. Easy does it boys push it in slow don't break the crust. Scoop some out first if you are in a hurry. Ok to lather up with butter, or bacon grease, if you feel messy. Yes! T...
- Sun Oct 09, 2022 5:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How to rebuild in SWFLA.
- Replies: 49
- Views: 2638
Re: How to rebuild in SWFLA.
So to recap: you are sophomoric hence the story about you in 8th grade, you have no taste in architecture cause you say rich people build pretty stuff, you have no idea how the building code works when you say you have to be ultra wealthy to build a strong house, No, not really. You got it all wron...
- Sat Oct 08, 2022 8:33 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Grave Diggers Daughter
- Replies: 8
- Views: 563
- Sat Oct 08, 2022 7:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 10-8-22
- Replies: 16
- Views: 789
Re: Weekend Roll Call 10-8-22
Rays and Guardians still 0-0 in the 12th
- Sat Oct 08, 2022 6:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Disgusting people
- Replies: 20
- Views: 1213
Re: Disgusting people
I bet Greene is an absolute riot between the sheets. Maybe I should DM her.
- Sat Oct 08, 2022 6:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Grave Diggers Daughter
- Replies: 8
- Views: 563
Re: Grave Diggers Daughter
Kierland would like to know more about this "Fist City." You know...for a friend.
- Sat Oct 08, 2022 6:31 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Premier Sports Pick'em Game on the Internet
- Replies: 26
- Views: 2007
Re: The Premier Sports Pick'em Game on the Internet
Ya. This x 100.
I ran a friendly golf contest on Facebook once. Takes a stupid amount of time.
- Sat Oct 08, 2022 6:20 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 10-8-22
- Replies: 16
- Views: 789
Re: Weekend Roll Call 10-8-22
Now I understand where Kierland gets the sand in his vageen.
Hurricane cleanup continues. Those Puerto Ricans sure work hard. The TB Rays are good at defense. Now they need some runs. 0-0 in the 7th.
Hurricane cleanup continues. Those Puerto Ricans sure work hard. The TB Rays are good at defense. Now they need some runs. 0-0 in the 7th.
- Sat Oct 08, 2022 6:09 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How to rebuild in SWFLA.
- Replies: 49
- Views: 2638
Re: How to rebuild in SWFLA.
As a Florida resident I should probably weigh in here. Florida is flat. Like hella fukking flat. Flatter than Suzie Erickson who I felt up in 8th grade after watching invasion of the body snatchers. She was laying on her back and I grabbed a hand full of what I thought was tit and fumbled around loo...
- Sat Oct 08, 2022 5:38 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Best arcade video game of all time
- Replies: 13
- Views: 744
Re: Best arcade video game of all time
1st Gen: Galaga. Like space invaders on crack.
2nd Gen: TMNT.
Give me an old school mechanical pinball machine 99 times out of 100 though. The silver ball is addicting.
2nd Gen: TMNT.
Give me an old school mechanical pinball machine 99 times out of 100 though. The silver ball is addicting.
- Fri Oct 07, 2022 11:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Your kid has a f@t ass - hit the road
- Replies: 70
- Views: 2654
Re: Your kid has a f@t ass - hit the road
Duuuude...just stop. FFS.
- Fri Oct 07, 2022 10:29 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Radio -
- Replies: 2260
- Views: 798137
Re: Radio -
9pm Eastern?
- Fri Oct 07, 2022 10:29 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Alright, Shitheads, I got questions.
- Replies: 55
- Views: 7020
Re: Alright, Shitheads, I got questions.
Whatever it takes for you to
- Fri Oct 07, 2022 5:43 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Alright, Shitheads, I got questions.
- Replies: 55
- Views: 7020
- Fri Oct 07, 2022 12:08 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Alright, Shitheads, I got questions.
- Replies: 55
- Views: 7020
Re: Alright, Shitheads, I got questions.
Mind numbing? What could be more mind numbing than "You're fat." "You're short." "You're a Nazi" "Libs are ruining the country." "Orange man bad." The answer is the same old sophomoric drivel on a loop. At least politics is important. The machinatio...
- Fri Oct 07, 2022 12:02 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Joe Burrow speaks about Tua's scary injury
- Replies: 11
- Views: 937
Re: Joe Burrow speaks about Tua's scary injury
Good post, Softball Bat. I always liked watching NFL Films in the 80's and 90's when guys helmets were flying off. Nobody was getting carted off the field or at least not very often so something must have changed. I think you're right about football speeding up considerably. Offensive players are so...
- Thu Oct 06, 2022 11:41 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 3 Best Bets Week 5
- Replies: 16
- Views: 1275
Re: 3 Best Bets Week 5
IND
NE
TB
Thanks for the invite in the other forum.
I have no idea if I did this right. Mostly I just play the lottery. The lottery is simple.
NE
TB
Thanks for the invite in the other forum.
I have no idea if I did this right. Mostly I just play the lottery. The lottery is simple.
- Wed Oct 05, 2022 6:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A Fisher Of Men...er...
- Replies: 5
- Views: 661
Re: A Fisher Of Men...er...
Groper? I barely even know her!
- Wed Oct 05, 2022 2:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A Fisher Of Men...er...
- Replies: 5
- Views: 661
Re: A Fisher Of Men...er...
While scouting Jordan Lake my fishing buddy Vince Laskey showed me a different video from this tournament where they pulled out all the shit inside the fish. Hot dang that's a lot of debris to shove down a fish's mouth. They definitely overcooked their scheme with that 33lb weigh in. If you want to ...
- Wed Oct 05, 2022 12:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Alright, Shitheads, I got questions.
- Replies: 55
- Views: 7020
Re: Alright, Shitheads, I got questions.
If you want to hear about a great tool, you should talk to my first wife, she's got a few stories lol. They're mostly about my buddy Scott. I'm interested. Her stories will certainly be more entertaining than Kierland trying to teach grammar. Can you get her in here? I'll bribe the board gods to ge...
- Tue Oct 04, 2022 5:42 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Alright, Shitheads, I got questions.
- Replies: 55
- Views: 7020
Re: Alright, Shitheads, I got questions.
No kidding? This place is much more interesting now.
- Tue Oct 04, 2022 1:23 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Alright, Shitheads, I got questions.
- Replies: 55
- Views: 7020
Re: Alright, Shitheads, I got questions.
The Deciders just send me an encrypted memo detailing the delays in new registration activations. "Due to the recent shut down of .net, a tardal wave of homeless posters is hitting the shores of t1b harder than Ian hit Bonita Beach and Wolfman's lanai. We are working on it as fast as we can.&q...
- Tue Oct 04, 2022 1:02 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What did the Hippies Accomplish?
- Replies: 16
- Views: 940
Re: What did the Hippies Accomplish?
In my world the lasting hippie contribution is their influence on societal boundaries in general and sex and drugs in particular. My dad was born in '29 so he was too old for the 60's and didn't get a blowjob until he was sixty two years old by his fifth wife and he said it hurt. I told him it's bec...
- Mon Oct 03, 2022 5:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Alright, Shitheads, I got questions.
- Replies: 55
- Views: 7020
Alright, Shitheads, I got questions.
First , why does it take an act of God, a resolution from the UN, three recommendations from the Dean, and a goddam coupon from Bed, Bath & Beyond to get an account activated in here? I registered like 10 days ago! Word on the street is this fetid armpit of a chat forum is under new management....