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by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Wed Oct 12, 2022 4:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: David Spade reviews...
Replies: 4
Views: 392

Re: David Spade reviews...

Spade isn't wrong. I haven't heard the Doobies new stuff but you gotta work that new flavor in slowly. You can't go all NEW COKE and stop delivering Classic Coke. For an example of doing it right, I saw Chicago this summer on their anniversary tour. They played the hits with nice, tasteful live mus...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Tue Oct 11, 2022 11:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Living On Tulsi Time...
Replies: 19
Views: 1299

Re: Living On Tulsi Time...

She makes me feel kinda funny. Like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Tue Oct 11, 2022 11:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: David Spade reviews...
Replies: 4
Views: 392

Re: David Spade reviews...

Spade isn't wrong. I haven't heard the Doobies new stuff but you gotta work that new flavor in slowly. You can't go all NEW COKE and stop delivering Classic Coke. For an example of doing it right, I saw Chicago this summer on their anniversary tour. They played the hits with nice, tasteful live musi...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Tue Oct 11, 2022 8:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Natural Causes, She Wrote
Replies: 4
Views: 523

Natural Causes, She Wrote

Angela Lansbury cashed in.
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Tue Oct 11, 2022 5:51 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Joe Burrow speaks about Tua's scary injury
Replies: 11
Views: 937

Re: Joe Burrow speaks about Tua's scary injury

Tackling is illegal. To keep everyone safe they should wear little flags on everyone's hips and when the flag gets pulled off everyone stops. During time outs the players get Capri Sun and orange slices. The moms can take turns bringing snacks.
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Tue Oct 11, 2022 5:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3292
Views: 903657

Re: Doom

Softball Bat wrote: Tue Oct 11, 2022 9:51 am Children are having strokes.
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by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Tue Oct 11, 2022 4:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Let’s here your take on the animal rights nut job being tackled
Replies: 16
Views: 782

Re: Let’s here your take on the animal rights nut job being tackled

Animal rights is blown way too out of proportion. The Bible says man is supposed to subdue the land and make everything his bitch. I take that shit literally. That's why when I go to the zoo I'm always pointing out which side of the bars I'm on. Animals need to know where they stand and sometimes we...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Tue Oct 11, 2022 4:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How to rebuild in SWFLA.
Replies: 49
Views: 2638

Re: How to rebuild in SWFLA.

Kierland wrote: Mon Oct 10, 2022 12:09 pm A) I get that you are stupid but houses get hit all the time. It’s a mathematical fallacy to say “who give a fuck” just because FM has not taken a direct hit since ‘38.
You might as well say, "I don't live in Florida and I don't know anything."
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Mon Oct 10, 2022 5:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: There once was a man from Nantucket.....
Replies: 7
Views: 369

Re: There once was a man from Nantucket.....

Love the thread title. I knew a guy -former military- who knew 17 verses to that song and he could riff an unlimited number of extra verses. He'd sing that fukken song hog hunting until we all hated him for it. There once was a retard on oneboard Angry he swings a small pork sword He'd watch CNN And...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Mon Oct 10, 2022 6:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 10-8-22
Replies: 16
Views: 789

Re: Weekend Roll Call 10-8-22

Agreed. The Padres have been on borrowed time since Junior acted his age...twice. Hurr durr all I did was take some topical ringworm meds...intraveinously.

Dodgers are tough.
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Mon Oct 10, 2022 1:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 10-8-22
Replies: 16
Views: 789

Re: Weekend Roll Call 10-8-22

We had our son, daughter, daughter in law, and my step-granddaughter who’s visiting from SMU over for grilled chicken last night. Now I’m watching (hopefully) the Padres advance against the Mets. 2-0 in the third inning. I don't blame the Meta for checking Musgrove's glove, hat, ears, etc. He was n...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Mon Oct 10, 2022 1:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How to rebuild in SWFLA.
Replies: 49
Views: 2638

Re: How to rebuild in SWFLA.

You defined the rules of the game. Don't get mad when I get a bunt single.
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Sun Oct 09, 2022 10:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How to rebuild in SWFLA.
Replies: 49
Views: 2638

Re: How to rebuild in SWFLA.

Kierland wrote: Sun Oct 09, 2022 9:27 pm Good gawd you people suck at using words.
Kierland wrote: Sun Oct 09, 2022 10:43 pm You are the one that has to live you life as a parody of a modern male.
Glass houses.
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Sun Oct 09, 2022 10:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How to rebuild in SWFLA.
Replies: 49
Views: 2638

Re: How to rebuild in SWFLA.

Don't listen to him, Peter. Kierland's just mad you didn't threaten anyone from an opposing political party. In his world that's what words is for. For hate. If he can yell at enough people... or yell enough times at the same people he can save the whole world. Basicaly he's like Jesus but with Fash...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Sun Oct 09, 2022 9:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How to rebuild in SWFLA.
Replies: 49
Views: 2638

Re: How to rebuild in SWFLA.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QkFyaf0RmZs/TAAOL1cftCI/AAAAAAAAE7c/D-13DUv1Zks/s400/IMG_8363.JPG Wow, a perfect warm loaf for wank. Easy does it boys push it in slow don't break the crust. Scoop some out first if you are in a hurry. Ok to lather up with butter, or bacon grease, if you feel messy. Yes! T...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Sun Oct 09, 2022 5:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How to rebuild in SWFLA.
Replies: 49
Views: 2638

Re: How to rebuild in SWFLA.

So to recap: you are sophomoric hence the story about you in 8th grade, you have no taste in architecture cause you say rich people build pretty stuff, you have no idea how the building code works when you say you have to be ultra wealthy to build a strong house, No, not really. You got it all wron...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Sat Oct 08, 2022 8:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Grave Diggers Daughter
Replies: 8
Views: 563

Re: Grave Diggers Daughter

Kierland wrote: Sat Oct 08, 2022 6:39 pm How many times today are you going to post about me?
Sorry. I don't know very many posters yet. You seem to lean heavily Left and that lends itself to all things genderqueer. If there's someone more homosexual than you, I'll reference them next time.

Peace
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Sat Oct 08, 2022 7:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 10-8-22
Replies: 16
Views: 789

Re: Weekend Roll Call 10-8-22

Rays and Guardians still 0-0 in the 12th
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Sat Oct 08, 2022 6:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Disgusting people
Replies: 20
Views: 1213

Re: Disgusting people

I bet Greene is an absolute riot between the sheets. Maybe I should DM her.
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Sat Oct 08, 2022 6:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Grave Diggers Daughter
Replies: 8
Views: 563

Re: Grave Diggers Daughter

BSmack wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 1:21 am She was feisty.

https://youtu.be/YgylOni0JSI
Kierland would like to know more about this "Fist City." You know...for a friend.
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Sat Oct 08, 2022 6:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Premier Sports Pick'em Game on the Internet
Replies: 26
Views: 2007

Re: The Premier Sports Pick'em Game on the Internet

Steve Jobs wrote: Thu Oct 06, 2022 2:33 pm
Kudos to Softballbat and Screw Much for doing it.
Ya. This x 100.

I ran a friendly golf contest on Facebook once. Takes a stupid amount of time.
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Sat Oct 08, 2022 6:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 10-8-22
Replies: 16
Views: 789

Re: Weekend Roll Call 10-8-22

Now I understand where Kierland gets the sand in his vageen.

Hurricane cleanup continues. Those Puerto Ricans sure work hard. The TB Rays are good at defense. Now they need some runs. 0-0 in the 7th.
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Sat Oct 08, 2022 6:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How to rebuild in SWFLA.
Replies: 49
Views: 2638

Re: How to rebuild in SWFLA.

As a Florida resident I should probably weigh in here. Florida is flat. Like hella fukking flat. Flatter than Suzie Erickson who I felt up in 8th grade after watching invasion of the body snatchers. She was laying on her back and I grabbed a hand full of what I thought was tit and fumbled around loo...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Sat Oct 08, 2022 5:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Best arcade video game of all time
Replies: 13
Views: 744

Re: Best arcade video game of all time

1st Gen: Galaga. Like space invaders on crack.
2nd Gen: TMNT.

Give me an old school mechanical pinball machine 99 times out of 100 though. The silver ball is addicting.
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Fri Oct 07, 2022 11:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your kid has a f@t ass - hit the road
Replies: 70
Views: 2654

Re: Your kid has a f@t ass - hit the road

Duuuude...just stop. FFS.
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Fri Oct 07, 2022 10:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Radio -
Replies: 2260
Views: 798137

Re: Radio -

Smackie Chan wrote: Fri Oct 07, 2022 9:49 pm Show tonight, maybe one tomorrow, too.
9pm Eastern?
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Fri Oct 07, 2022 10:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Alright, Shitheads, I got questions.
Replies: 55
Views: 7020

Re: Alright, Shitheads, I got questions.

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by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Fri Oct 07, 2022 5:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Alright, Shitheads, I got questions.
Replies: 55
Views: 7020

Re: Alright, Shitheads, I got questions.

Kierland wrote: Fri Oct 07, 2022 3:37 am Dismissal is not an argument. Neither are ad hominem attacks. Ad Hominem are fun when mixed with actual takes so I do use them. Only I use them as a garnish, not as the meal.
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by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Fri Oct 07, 2022 12:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Alright, Shitheads, I got questions.
Replies: 55
Views: 7020

Re: Alright, Shitheads, I got questions.

Mind numbing? What could be more mind numbing than "You're fat." "You're short." "You're a Nazi" "Libs are ruining the country." "Orange man bad." The answer is the same old sophomoric drivel on a loop. At least politics is important. The machinatio...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Fri Oct 07, 2022 12:02 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Joe Burrow speaks about Tua's scary injury
Replies: 11
Views: 937

Re: Joe Burrow speaks about Tua's scary injury

Good post, Softball Bat. I always liked watching NFL Films in the 80's and 90's when guys helmets were flying off. Nobody was getting carted off the field or at least not very often so something must have changed. I think you're right about football speeding up considerably. Offensive players are so...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Thu Oct 06, 2022 11:41 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 3 Best Bets Week 5
Replies: 16
Views: 1275

Re: 3 Best Bets Week 5

IND
NE
TB


Thanks for the invite in the other forum.
I have no idea if I did this right. Mostly I just play the lottery. The lottery is simple.
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Wed Oct 05, 2022 6:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Fisher Of Men...er...
Replies: 5
Views: 661

Re: A Fisher Of Men...er...

Groper? I barely even know her!
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Wed Oct 05, 2022 2:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Fisher Of Men...er...
Replies: 5
Views: 661

Re: A Fisher Of Men...er...

While scouting Jordan Lake my fishing buddy Vince Laskey showed me a different video from this tournament where they pulled out all the shit inside the fish. Hot dang that's a lot of debris to shove down a fish's mouth. They definitely overcooked their scheme with that 33lb weigh in. If you want to ...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Wed Oct 05, 2022 12:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Alright, Shitheads, I got questions.
Replies: 55
Views: 7020

Re: Alright, Shitheads, I got questions.

If you want to hear about a great tool, you should talk to my first wife, she's got a few stories lol. They're mostly about my buddy Scott. I'm interested. Her stories will certainly be more entertaining than Kierland trying to teach grammar. Can you get her in here? I'll bribe the board gods to ge...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Tue Oct 04, 2022 5:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Alright, Shitheads, I got questions.
Replies: 55
Views: 7020

Re: Alright, Shitheads, I got questions.

Wolfman wrote: Tue Oct 04, 2022 2:00 am THis sordid clambake still has one redeeming value. Listen to some tunes, usually Saturday night from around 9PM EDT to
whenever Smackie Chan turns in for the night. Hell, you can even chat with some of the listeners. How cool is that ?
No kidding? This place is much more interesting now.
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Tue Oct 04, 2022 1:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Alright, Shitheads, I got questions.
Replies: 55
Views: 7020

Re: Alright, Shitheads, I got questions.

The Deciders just send me an encrypted memo detailing the delays in new registration activations. "Due to the recent shut down of .net, a tardal wave of homeless posters is hitting the shores of t1b harder than Ian hit Bonita Beach and Wolfman's lanai. We are working on it as fast as we can.&q...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Tue Oct 04, 2022 1:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What did the Hippies Accomplish?
Replies: 16
Views: 940

Re: What did the Hippies Accomplish?

In my world the lasting hippie contribution is their influence on societal boundaries in general and sex and drugs in particular. My dad was born in '29 so he was too old for the 60's and didn't get a blowjob until he was sixty two years old by his fifth wife and he said it hurt. I told him it's bec...
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Mon Oct 03, 2022 5:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Alright, Shitheads, I got questions.
Replies: 55
Views: 7020

Alright, Shitheads, I got questions.

First , why does it take an act of God, a resolution from the UN, three recommendations from the Dean, and a goddam coupon from Bed, Bath & Beyond to get an account activated in here? I registered like 10 days ago! Word on the street is this fetid armpit of a chat forum is under new management....