Melania told Trump, "Last night I had a dream you were in a parade through Washington. Millions of people were cheering and waving."
Trump asked, "Was I happy? Was I smiling?"
Melania said, "I'm not sure--the casket was closed."
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- Sat Jun 20, 2020 8:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Failing Health
- Replies: 90
- Views: 17491
- Sat Jun 20, 2020 8:18 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Nazi Tribe
- Replies: 203
- Views: 28228
Re: Nazi Tribe
TONTO see Chief Nazi Bunker Bitch have trouble drink water. Then wobble off stage like weeble wobble at West Point. TONTO laugh at feeble old Nazi. 7pYoPCBGC0c Trump is an old man. He's allowed to walk down steps one at a time carefully. This shit is reaching. It's also fucked up for the left to fo...
- Sat Jun 20, 2020 8:10 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What plans were ruined due to Covid?
- Replies: 55
- Views: 15532
Re: What plans were ruined due to Covid?
President Chucklehead's re-election.What plans were ruined due to Covid?
- Thu May 28, 2020 9:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: George Floyd
- Replies: 273
- Views: 37389
Re: George Floyd
Not taking sides in a conflict I wasn't there to witness. Was dude resisting arrest? He had a warrant for FELONY FORGERY! the cops spent 10 minutes trying to get him in cuffs and put him in the car.... You really are fucking retarded. He was in cuffs from the minute they took him out of his car. He...
- Thu May 28, 2020 9:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Twitter smackdown of Trump
- Replies: 35
- Views: 6104
Re: Twitter smackdown of Trump
You, like your dear leader, would be a retard today.The Big Pickle wrote: ↑Thu May 28, 2020 4:48 pm
JFK would be a Republican today
Bill Clinton would be a Republican Today!
The DODO platform of 15 years ago is now the same as the Republican Party.
- Thu May 28, 2020 4:42 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Twitter smackdown of Trump
- Replies: 35
- Views: 6104
Twitter smackdown of Trump
In her own extended Twitter rant, Coulter lashed out at Trump, calling him, among other things, “a complete blithering idiot,” “a shallow and broken man” and “ the most disloyal actual retard that has ever set foot in the Oval Office. ” https://www.yahoo.com/news/ann-coulter-doesnt-know-if-she-will...
- Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:53 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober Has Risen
- Replies: 25
- Views: 5159
Re: Goober Has Risen
Regularly reading Stanley's posts could lower your IQ by 30 points. You should certainly be concerned. You don't have 30 to spare.Left Seater wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 2:17 amSo Stanley is getting over on you? Interesting.Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 1:41 am I'm not going to regularly spend time any place where Spamley Q. Pikkle posts.
- Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:51 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober Has Risen
- Replies: 25
- Views: 5159
Re: Goober Has Risen
Hi Tubby.Papa Willie wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 2:57 am"Spermley"Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 1:41 am I just stopped in to drop a few drive-by's. I'm not going to regularly spend time any place where Spamley Q. Pikkle posts.
Good to see you, old fart.
- Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:50 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober Has Risen
- Replies: 25
- Views: 5159
Re: Goober Has Risen
I just stopped in to drop a few drive-by's. I'm not going to regularly spend time any place where Spamley Q. Pikkle posts. Oh. So your a left wing socialist pig from Wisconsin? Scott Walker was the best thing your sorry ass state has ever seen. Now, you got a left winger in there, destroying your s...
- Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:46 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Welcome back, Gobbles McTubesteak
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1784
Re: Welcome back, Gobbles McTubesteak
Not in a league that small which was probably the strongest in the country.
- Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:40 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: COVID-19 - A Real Public Health Crisis*
- Replies: 898
- Views: 121015
Re: COVID-19 - A Real Public Health Crisis*
I'm not about to read 26 pages of 88's COVID nonsense, but did he ever come clean about this being a serious problem? He did for a day or so, but then relapsed into Trump fealty. Is the flu a serious problem? It is likely going to kill more than the ‘Rona by summer. Hard to believe considering ther...
- Thu Apr 16, 2020 1:44 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Welcome back, Gobbles McTubesteak
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1784
Re: Welcome back, Gobbles McTubesteak
Covid 19 distracted us all from the fact Wisky hockey finished dead last in the Big 14. Quite the accomplishment. Tony Granato has done a great job throwing more dirt on the grave of a once mighty hockey program. Hope you're proud. I think they're giving him one more season because it's a very youn...
- Thu Apr 16, 2020 1:41 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober Has Risen
- Replies: 25
- Views: 5159
Re: Goober Has Risen
I just stopped in to drop a few drive-by's. I'm not going to regularly spend time any place where Spamley Q. Pikkle posts.
- Thu Apr 16, 2020 1:35 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Anyone who wants a test can get one
- Replies: 90
- Views: 12519
Re: Anyone who wants a test can get one
Less than two weeks ago my wife had a persistent cough but no fever. She could not get a test. My wife is an RN in a hospice facility and she had already cared for multiple COVID19-positive patients. Maybe she'll bring it home to her husband who has underlying conditions. All of you Trump ball-wash...
- Thu Apr 16, 2020 1:32 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Anyone who wants a test can get one
- Replies: 90
- Views: 12519
Re: Anyone who wants a test can get one
Less than two weeks ago my wife had a persistent cough but no fever. She could not get a test. My wife is an RN in a hospice facility and she had already cared for multiple COVID19-positive patients. Maybe she'll bring it home to her husband who has underlying conditions. All of you Trump ball-wash...
- Thu Apr 16, 2020 1:21 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Pussification of America - COVID 19
- Replies: 741
- Views: 121720
Re: Pussification of America - COVID 19
Thank you IB. A difference of political opinions. I couldn't have said it better myself. See. That's much better than KKK and nazi killers. We're making progress. You do realize , Stanley, that when she justified not banning Screwy, she WAS leaving you out there as a shit-slinger. :lol: :lol: Yeah,...
- Thu Apr 16, 2020 1:11 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Doom
- Replies: 3291
- Views: 902932
Re: Doom
It is for both. The US has seen 20,000 deaths so far from the ‘Rona. Let’s say it reaches 90K, which is an estimate I saw on Friday. That sucks but it really isn’t that different than a bad flu season. Next fall we will shut down the economy again because there is an especially deadly flu outbreak?...
- Thu Apr 16, 2020 12:59 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Pussification of America - COVID 19
- Replies: 741
- Views: 121720
Re: Pussification of America - COVID 19
You two are exactly the same. You just fling shit from different sides of the room. That's not true at all. A difference of political opinion is not shit flinging. Don't ban Screwy. Thank you IB. A difference of political opinions. I couldn't have said it better myself. See. That's much better than...
- Thu Apr 16, 2020 12:54 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Anyone who wants a test can get one
- Replies: 90
- Views: 12519
Re: Anyone who wants a test can get one
Less than two weeks ago my wife had a persistent cough but no fever. She could not get a test. My wife is an RN in a hospice facility and she had already cared for multiple COVID19-positive patients. Maybe she'll bring it home to her husband who has underlying conditions. All of you Trump ball-washe...
- Thu Apr 16, 2020 12:42 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: We are ALL getting $1000 check in the mail
- Replies: 214
- Views: 26147
Re: We are ALL getting $1000 check in the mail
I am not sure where you are getting your info, but from what I am seeing not all Citizens are getting a stimulus check. Those citizens who make more than $99K or $198K if filing jointly will get nothing. Despite paying the majority of the taxes, they get $0. I guess the liberals calling this a mass...
- Thu Apr 16, 2020 12:35 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: COVID-19 - A Real Public Health Crisis*
- Replies: 898
- Views: 121015
Re: COVID-19 - A Real Public Health Crisis*
I'm not about to read 26 pages of 88's COVID nonsense, but did he ever come clean about this being a serious problem?
- Mon Dec 30, 2019 2:14 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober Balls
- Replies: 93
- Views: 16703
Re: Goober Balls
Explain. A corporate I/T department has much less tolerance to any possible internet threat than does a private citizen who has no hesitation about accessing numerous internet porn sites. Capiche? You don't believe in condoms, do you? :? Your friend is looking out for you. Let him look out for the ...
- Mon Dec 30, 2019 1:56 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober Balls
- Replies: 93
- Views: 16703
Re: Goober Balls
Hi Goob, if there's a security risk at work, isn't there a security risk from home? Did your IT guy say the problem with Tune Town is fixed now? You obviously know very little about I/T. The answer is "no". Explain. A corporate I/T department has much less tolerance to any possible intern...
- Mon Dec 30, 2019 1:54 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober Balls
- Replies: 93
- Views: 16703
Re: Goober Balls
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- Mon Dec 30, 2019 1:27 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Board Traffic
- Replies: 50
- Views: 5246
Re: Board Traffic
Thank you Jay for reminding me that blocking Eat a Penis was the right move. EAP prefers The Passion of the Christ. Jay prefers The Last Temptation of Christ. Both are controversial, and had their directors reamed out by certain segments of angry critics and Christians for 'going too far'. Why can'...
- Mon Dec 30, 2019 1:25 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober Balls
- Replies: 93
- Views: 16703
Re: Goober Balls
You obviously know very little about I/T. The answer is "no".Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Mon Dec 30, 2019 1:13 am Hi Goob, if there's a security risk at work, isn't there a security risk from home? Did your IT guy say the problem with Tune Town is fixed now?
- Mon Dec 30, 2019 1:22 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Big Boy Football
- Replies: 152
- Views: 23788
Re: Big Boy Football
Let the Seahawks kick ass.
- Mon Dec 30, 2019 1:22 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: At least Don Imus is dead...
- Replies: 38
- Views: 4583
- Mon Dec 30, 2019 1:19 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: So, Goobs
- Replies: 8
- Views: 2351
Re: So, Goobs
Upon further review, I feel much better about this game. I was worried about the vaunted Oregon offense. Until I realized they got their numbers against a string of Pac 12 defenses that ranked 92, 63, 102, 35, 112, 77, 120, 65, 106, and 1 nationally. Wisky just needs to win the coin toss, defer to t...
- Mon Dec 30, 2019 12:56 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: So how are your bowl picks doing?
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1146
So how are your bowl picks doing?
I've got 13 right in the first 21 games. I doubt that pace will get it done.
- Mon Dec 30, 2019 12:54 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: At least Don Imus is dead...
- Replies: 38
- Views: 4583
Re: At least Don Imus is dead...
When you say "racist", it speaks volumes about what you are. It's what cost him his career, you illiterate retard. Just because triggered snowflakes spazzed out and black listed both Imus and Roseanne, doesn't mean that either of those icons is or was racist in any way shape or form. Now ...
- Mon Dec 30, 2019 12:03 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: At least Don Imus is dead...
- Replies: 38
- Views: 4583
Re: At least Don Imus is dead...
It's what cost him his career, you illiterate retard.EAP wrote: ↑Sat Dec 28, 2019 6:26 pmWhen you say "racist", it speaks volumes about what you are.Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Sat Dec 28, 2019 5:48 pm About time that racist gaylord Imus kicked. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
- Mon Dec 30, 2019 12:02 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober Balls
- Replies: 93
- Views: 16703
Re: Goober Balls
Goober stopped posting from work because a buddy in security informed me that this board was sending messages (related to to Tune Town) that appeared as some kind of intel threat. Do any of the admins want to comment on this? It seems worthy of comment, no? "Ooops, the search feature is gone f...
- Sat Dec 28, 2019 5:56 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Board Traffic
- Replies: 50
- Views: 5246
Re: Board Traffic
Pikkkle should never have been allowed back in.
- Sat Dec 28, 2019 5:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober Balls
- Replies: 93
- Views: 16703
Re: Goober Balls
Goober McTuber's work internet was taken away from him because his boss busted him viewing gay porn. That is very funny. Goober stopped posting from work because a buddy in security informed me that this board was sending messages (related to to Tune Town) that appeared as some kind of intel threat...
- Sat Dec 28, 2019 5:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: At least Don Imus is dead...
- Replies: 38
- Views: 4583
Re: At least Don Imus is dead...
About time that racist gaylord Imus kicked. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
- Thu Dec 19, 2019 11:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober Balls
- Replies: 93
- Views: 16703
Re: Goober Balls
Shit in one hand and wish in the other, tardlet. See which one fills up first.Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Mon Dec 16, 2019 11:20 pm T1B should fly the flag at half shaft for a period of mourning...in memory of Goobs.
:cry:
- Thu Dec 19, 2019 11:30 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: So the SEC has finally caught up to the Pac 12
- Replies: 17
- Views: 3805
- Thu Dec 19, 2019 11:28 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: So, Goobs
- Replies: 8
- Views: 2351
Re: So, Goobs
I don't feel great about this game. But at least we didn't get Cal. Wisky covers.
- Thu Dec 19, 2019 11:24 pm
- Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
- Topic: 2019-2020 T1B CFB Pickem - Bowl Lines
- Replies: 10
- Views: 6660
Re: 2019-2020 T1B CFB Pickem - Bowl Lines
Game 1 - BUF Game 2 - UTS Game 3 - SDS Game 4 - GSN Game 5 - SMU Game 6 - ARS Game 7 - WAS Game 8 - APP Game 9 - CFL Game 10 - HAW Game 11 - LTK Game 12 - PIT Game 13 - TEM Game 14 - MSU Game 15 - ATM Game 16 - IOW Game 17 - AIR Game 18 - MEM Game 19 - NDM Game 20 - LSU Game 21 - OSU Game 22 - WKU G...