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by Goober McTuber
Thu Dec 01, 2005 2:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: John Stewart can now officially fuck off!
Replies: 93
Views: 4297

frodo_biguns wrote:Mindless twats with a 3.98? Wow! I'd hate to see who you call information filled twats.
Fraudo, that’s not really that great, as I.Q,. scores go.
by Goober McTuber
Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:52 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: There are no moral victories: Bullshit!
Replies: 64
Views: 4953

Van, Your original post was not about Pat Hill's aggressive scheduling, but rather how this loss would help Fresno recruit all these California high schoolers who really weren't aware of the program. I think that premise got soundly knocked down. BTW, Fresno looks to be well on the way to another mo...
by Goober McTuber
Wed Nov 23, 2005 9:48 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: There are no moral victories: Bullshit!
Replies: 64
Views: 4953

PSA for Van: It's my understanding that ESPN Classic is rebroadcasting the game tonight at 8:00 CST. In case you wanted to get all excited again, and stuff.
by Goober McTuber
Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:27 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Story Time: the last fat chick you banged
Replies: 71
Views: 8098

some people call me the space cowboy
some call me the gangster of love
some people call me moorese
cause I speak with the pompetus of love
Rack the gangster of love and his pompetusness.
by Goober McTuber
Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:41 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: There are no moral victories: Bullshit!
Replies: 64
Views: 4953

Actually, I don't think that game was quite national. I don't recall it being on in this neck of the woods, or maybe I just missed it. It was a 10:15 start in the Eastern time zone, in any event, so that kind of hurts your odds of being carried here. Just sayin'. I got it on the regional Fox Sports...
by Goober McTuber
Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:42 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Lambeau bound in 3 hours and counting
Replies: 13
Views: 772

Hopefully a drunken Packer fan will beat the shit out of you. And her husband will do nothing to stop her.
by Goober McTuber
Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:45 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: There are no moral victories: Bullshit!
Replies: 64
Views: 4953

I have to go along with Dinsdale on this one. I’m guessing that most second tier recruits in California are going to be very aware of all of the second tier programs in their state.
by Goober McTuber
Fri Nov 18, 2005 5:37 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Story Time: the last fat chick you banged
Replies: 71
Views: 8098

I’m not fessin’ up till the guy who started this thread tells his story. And I don’t want to hear any rehashed Skilla episodes, either.
by Goober McTuber
Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So the war on terror is being fought by the poor, eh?
Replies: 124
Views: 7462

Hey fucknuts, I thought I told you to go wait for me in the Spin Zone.
by Goober McTuber
Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So the war on terror is being fought by the poor, eh?
Replies: 124
Views: 7462

DrDetroit wrote:
Luther wrote:I really cannot bring myself to ignore DrDetroit, so I'm gonna wet myself every time he posts.
You have around 46 posts today. Luther has 2, only one of which was directed at you. Why must you lie?
by Goober McTuber
Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:43 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Terrell Owens: His Options
Replies: 25
Views: 3199

RACK you, Luther. Hey, Moving Sale feels left out. Maybe they could remake Fantasy Island with Terrell in the part of Roark, and TVO as Tattoo.
by Goober McTuber
Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Where is the outrage??
Replies: 43
Views: 2662

DrDetroit wrote:I'm constantly outraged???

So now I'm supposed to take my emotional cues from you?? LOL!!
Yes, you are constantly outraged. And no, you take emotional cues from no one. I’m sure it’s just a knee-jerk reaction to everything you read in the “liberal media”. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Goober McTuber
Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Where is the outrage??
Replies: 43
Views: 2662

It's hilarious that all of a sudden the CIA has become the experts now for you guys after demonizing the CIA for decades. I wonder why this theme is not being explored by the mainstream media. I believe they’re just trying to piss you off. What a waste of time, eh? Apparently not. You are constantl...
by Goober McTuber
Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Where is the outrage??
Replies: 43
Views: 2662

DrDetroit wrote:It's hilarious that all of a sudden the CIA has become the experts now for you guys after demonizing the CIA for decades. I wonder why this theme is not being explored by the mainstream media.
I believe they’re just trying to piss you off.
by Goober McTuber
Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:03 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: RtS whines again
Replies: 38
Views: 3507

Jesus H. Christ wrote:give me call roger
Why? From what I’ve heard about his medical issues, you should be able to talk to him in person soon enough.
by Goober McTuber
Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:40 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Getting Ready to Make Chili
Replies: 25
Views: 1276

Mikey wrote:I put about 2/3 of it into three gallon ziplock bags to freeze for later, and had enough for the four of us for dinner.
I've never seen a three gallon ziplock. Why not just use a trash bag?
by Goober McTuber
Mon Sep 12, 2005 5:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So. Cali is underprepared for a disaster response - why?
Replies: 47
Views: 2857

We were talking about ass. I’d rather see a very small ass than a giant fat ass. Why? What does a very small ass represent to you? How do you imagine yourself with a very small ass, versus a well developed ass? What do you see in your mind's eye, that gets your dick hard for a very small ass, but m...
by Goober McTuber
Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So. Cali is underprepared for a disaster response - why?
Replies: 47
Views: 2857

Sometimes it’s better to have too little than too much. like with titty? but not with cock? I'm going to withhold what I was going to say about your race and your sex and your actual sexual preferences, because those would be intentionally racist, sexist and ignorant. however, I do want to hear you...
by Goober McTuber
Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So. Cali is underprepared for a disaster response - why?
Replies: 47
Views: 2857

The spin zone is a she? :shock: I guess I should have looked. Carry on. Kate Beckingsale does have a nice ass . Not much of a balcony, though. where? :? http://www.kbeckinsale.net/gallery/albums/magazines/esquirejune2001/03.jpg maybe she needs to take the boy shorts off so that it may be better app...
by Goober McTuber
Fri Sep 09, 2005 5:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mike Brown, So Very Qualified
Replies: 37
Views: 4217

FEMA director pulled off Katrina relief Fri Sep 9, 2005 1:25 PM ET WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The director of Federal Emergency Management Agency, Michael Brown, who has been fiercely criticized over the relief efforts after Hurricane Katrina, will be pulled off relief operations in the area, two U.S. o...
by Goober McTuber
Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:27 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Who fucked Russ from Sac-Town's girl???
Replies: 167
Views: 15301

m2 wrote:m2's job is done...


the truth
M2 and job in the same sentence. Good one. :lol:
by Goober McTuber
Tue Jul 12, 2005 6:48 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Who fucked Russ from Sac-Town's girl???
Replies: 167
Views: 15301

While Dins is correct with his usual points I guarantee you that no matter the embarrassments that beset Russ out of this deal he still ultimately came out the winner. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Y2K, As I recall, you are the resident expert on bug control. I have noticed some earwigs cavorting ab...
by Goober McTuber
Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:52 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: What a load of HORSESHIT!
Replies: 247
Views: 23457

With all this infowhore and hacking talk, I’m definitely questioning whether I want to continue posting on these boards myself. I used to post from home on a broadband DSL connection with no firewall. Who knows who hacked in there looking for my personal shit. I did find a file labeled “Proven Fell...
by Goober McTuber
Fri Jul 01, 2005 1:39 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: What a load of HORSESHIT!
Replies: 247
Views: 23457

At TOT, there was also infowhoring, e-mailing of employers, and hacking going on(and to clarify, I don't think Artist had anything to do with in any way). Nope, I didn't. In fact when JCT and Prime were fucked with, I did all that I could to find the people that did it. As I recall, it ended in tha...
by Goober McTuber
Thu Jun 30, 2005 3:55 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: What a load of HORSESHIT!
Replies: 247
Views: 23457

PSUFAN wrote:this one's archive-bound. we've got at least 6 different guidos working 6 different pump organs for 6 different monkeydances.

Image

l to r: Luther, Spamurai, unidentified pilers-on.
by Goober McTuber
Thu Jun 30, 2005 3:37 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: What a load of HORSESHIT!
Replies: 247
Views: 23457

Well, well... Now we know that no one has ever been stalked here, have we? I'm sure no one has ever been called at work, and by GOD, I'm sure no one would ever followup where he went as far as jobs are concerned. SG posted the av stuff for a reason. He was sending an Inky style message. "I kno...
by Goober McTuber
Tue May 31, 2005 1:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Interstate etiquette
Replies: 144
Views: 12205

Living in Detroit we have multilane freeways, usually four lanes is each direction, sometimes three. I'll always be in the middle of the free way. I'll jump into the left lane when I pass and return to the middle lanes to cruise. Problems: --jerkoffs that cruise in the left lane. --jerkoffs that pa...
by Goober McTuber
Fri May 13, 2005 3:36 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Rack PSUFAN
Replies: 198
Views: 15440

If you've never brought a bucket to puke into on the day you do squats... :shock: ... never eaten 12 eggs whites + can of dry tuna for breakfast, you'll never "get it". That wouldn't be very productive. The can of tuna has 30-35 grams of protein itself and your body can only use so much (...
by Goober McTuber
Tue Mar 29, 2005 5:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you believe that Jesus Christ rose from the dead?
Replies: 277
Views: 21732

mvscal wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: Nice meltdown.
You seem to be struggling with the concept of what constitutes a meltdown.
What I’m struggling with is to not start laughing out loud at the mental picture of you shaking your fist at the sky, and screaming, “Fuck you, you fucking cocksucker, and fuck your fucked up hippy kid.”
by Goober McTuber
Tue Mar 29, 2005 4:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you believe that Jesus Christ rose from the dead?
Replies: 277
Views: 21732

God’s anklebiter wrote:
The only problem is that "God" is a dick. Seriously, the guy is a complete asshole.

I'll cheerfully burn in Hell before I ever bend knee to that cocksucker or his fucked up hippy kid.

Nice meltdown. Looks to me like God is seriously up in someone’s head. BODE God. :lol:
by Goober McTuber
Tue Mar 29, 2005 4:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you believe that Jesus Christ rose from the dead?
Replies: 277
Views: 21732

Seems an odd thread for a FTDC appearance. Hey, FTDC, if you had been at the Sermon on the Mount, and they handed you your loaf and fishes, what kind of sauce would you have dunked it in? Would you have stood there in front of your Lord and Savior, and tossed the wrapper on the ground?
by Goober McTuber
Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you believe that Jesus Christ rose from the dead?
Replies: 277
Views: 21732

!zzubevol wrote:I wanna rack the everliving jelly bean out of you guys who are able to articulate yourselves, your points - in the humorous, acerbic and witty way that you do. You know who you are. You guys rock.
Thanks. :wink:
by Goober McTuber
Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:46 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Final Score--what a game!
Replies: 25
Views: 3645

I don’t believe I’ve ever seen 1smoothG start a thread. A fine first effort.


WAR “My kid went to Columbine, and all I got was this bloody t-shirt”.
by Goober McTuber
Wed Jan 19, 2005 4:25 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Someone's parents need a good slapping.
Replies: 57
Views: 9618

shutyomouth wrote:I'd fuck Amy Davis.
You’d probably have a better shot at Michael Robertson. Just sayin’.