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- Thu Feb 01, 2024 5:52 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Dry January
- Replies: 5
- Views: 388
Dry January
I'll give it a go.
- Mon Jan 29, 2024 4:41 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: NFL Championships
- Replies: 47
- Views: 1663
Re: NFL Championships
Never been able to take the Lions seriously, but couldn't articulate it. That pretty much spelled the organisation out, the coordinators do all the heavy lifting and the brain work - Campbell's over-riding function is to inject enthusiasm and stupidity in equal measure.
- Sun Jan 28, 2024 7:22 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: NFL Championships
- Replies: 47
- Views: 1663
Re: NFL Championships
Eat your King Cakes you Jelly Belly fat fucks. It's weird that you posted that as that's the name of a 49ers trick play. It works about as well as you'd expect. Sometimes when teams aren't very good they resort to trickery and sometimes it doesn't work out. I'm reading that the Lions will try their...
- Sun Jan 28, 2024 4:23 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Conference Championships
- Replies: 20
- Views: 1387
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Conference Championships
BAL - 3.5
SF - 7
KC/BAL 45 under
SF - 7
KC/BAL 45 under
- Sun Jan 21, 2024 8:28 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
- Replies: 1407
- Views: 453869
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Horatio Nelson once commanded this fleet.
- Sat Jan 20, 2024 7:23 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: NFL playoffs ...
- Replies: 92
- Views: 61728
Re: NFL playoffs ...
Except for the fact that the Titans are the Oilers. I think the Titans even went out in Oilers uniforms this year, which I don't get. The NHL does that aswell and I hate it, it just seems like a final 'f*ck you' to the fans that lost their team. Here, we'll just rub your nose in it, here's your old...
- Sat Jan 20, 2024 6:28 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 1-20-24
- Replies: 34
- Views: 2148
- Sat Jan 20, 2024 1:30 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Trump has syphilis
- Replies: 13
- Views: 758
Re: Trump has syphilis
Remember red pistachios? Why don't they do that anymore?
- Fri Jan 19, 2024 5:21 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: NFL playoffs ...
- Replies: 92
- Views: 61728
Re: NFL playoffs ...
Offer them an air fryer and a VCR. Tell them not to wrap food in tin foil before using the fryer, it sparks.
- Fri Jan 19, 2024 4:44 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: NFL playoffs ...
- Replies: 92
- Views: 61728
Re: NFL playoffs ...
I'm ready for Saturday night's game. Should be raining and in the 60s. There's no way Green Bay can prepare for this kind of weather on short notice. The Golden Gate was promised to Toronto when the Raptors clowned the Warriors, still hasn't shown up. Apparently, now it's covered in some sort of sh...
- Fri Jan 19, 2024 4:36 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Divisional Round
- Replies: 24
- Views: 6070
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Divisional Round
GB + 10
TB + 6
BUF - 2.5
TB + 6
BUF - 2.5
- Wed Jan 17, 2024 5:08 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: WWLSD?
- Replies: 84
- Views: 10370
- Sun Jan 14, 2024 4:24 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: NFL playoffs ...
- Replies: 92
- Views: 61728
Re: NFL playoffs ...
Are the Browns more tragic than the Jets?
- Sun Jan 14, 2024 4:22 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Wildcard Weekend
- Replies: 30
- Views: 81524
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Wildcard Weekend
Identifying the bigger fraud in the Fraudbowl is no easy task.
- Sat Jan 13, 2024 7:28 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Wildcard Weekend
- Replies: 30
- Views: 81524
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Wildcard Weekend
Yeah, this is a strange one. The sharps all knew the weather and the over/under shifted massively, but the spread stayed put.
Buffalo radio says this is political, it's actually not going to be that bad tomorrow.
- Fri Jan 12, 2024 5:12 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Beginning of the End
- Replies: 12
- Views: 47965
Re: Beginning of the End
10$ too much.
If only there were a stickied thread to express our dismay at cable companies runaway prices.
https://www.vipleague.la/american-footb ... rts-stream
If only there were a stickied thread to express our dismay at cable companies runaway prices.
https://www.vipleague.la/american-footb ... rts-stream
- Wed Jan 10, 2024 4:22 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Wildcard Weekend
- Replies: 30
- Views: 81524
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Wildcard Weekend
CLE - 2.5
KC - 3.5 <------ superbiggiesuplextriplecrownbodyslamtakeittothebank POTY
PIT + 9.5
KC - 3.5 <------ superbiggiesuplextriplecrownbodyslamtakeittothebank POTY
PIT + 9.5
- Wed Jan 10, 2024 4:14 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Movie Review: Godzilla Minus One
- Replies: 7
- Views: 34262
Re: Movie Review: Godzilla Minus One
Deadly, never heard of this till recently. Don't remember ever hearing of a recent film that people rave about from every circle, aside from this. From what I've read, Hollywood just got schooled in film making.
- Tue Jan 09, 2024 2:17 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Civil War
- Replies: 12
- Views: 80352
Re: Civil War
When the next civil war is over, you can paint the defeated side's flag on the roof of your vintage Dodge Charger. Outwit the local, corrupt sheriff and the rich, greedy city slickers with the aid of your sexy female cousin.
- Sun Jan 07, 2024 5:57 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 18
- Replies: 26
- Views: 125894
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 18
A few of you had action on HOU @ IND. This play was big... NyUgosTDnsI Even if they scored it would have been a push. Houston missed the PAT and it's, oh f*ck, that's where this is going. Thought I was laughing with that pick. Where was Michael Pittman? That was a shame, always had a soft spot for ...
- Sat Jan 06, 2024 9:42 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 18
- Replies: 26
- Views: 125894
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 18
IND - 1
NE - 2
BUF - 3
NE - 2
BUF - 3
- Sat Jan 06, 2024 5:26 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Doom
- Replies: 3281
- Views: 783249
Re: Doom
Horrible and embarrassingly ignorant take. The Houthis are backed by Iran. The civil war in Yemen is a proxy war between Saudi and Iranian backed factions. This isn't breaking news. So why aren't Yemini government forces constantly referred to as 'Saudi and Western backed' government forces? eh?
- Fri Jan 05, 2024 6:20 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: More San Francisco Killjoy
- Replies: 20
- Views: 88358
Re: More San Francisco Killjoy
Well not really, there's nothing definitive. Lots of 'some studies show' and 'some people think'. Statistically it's vague. It's an enormous and costly undertaking. More interested in how the rationale evolves - politics and grift do seem the most likely.
- Fri Jan 05, 2024 5:30 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: More San Francisco Killjoy
- Replies: 20
- Views: 88358
Re: More San Francisco Killjoy
I don’t get it. Can’t they just climb over the net once they hit it? I was thinking the same thing until I read the article. Says it’d be like jumping into a cheese grater. Net is made of steel. You’d prolly wanna make that second leap post haste. It seems an enormous leap in psychology to go from ...
- Wed Jan 03, 2024 6:13 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Another month another exploding car in WNY
- Replies: 8
- Views: 14634
Re: Another month another exploding car in WNY
Well that complicates things, what's the form? At their next show, do you rent a Chrysler or a Jaguar?
- Wed Jan 03, 2024 3:39 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Another month another exploding car in WNY
- Replies: 8
- Views: 14634
Re: Another month another exploding car in WNY
Huh, never knew until today that cars are deadly weapons. Police only care when "terror" is involved. You're barking up the wrong tree, Watson. Let's examine the evidence. - Bentley's border ballista? Kiss farewell tour. - Rochacha's Ford Furnace? Grateful Dead cover band. If 10CC ever hi...
- Tue Jan 02, 2024 4:01 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Pete Rose Interview
- Replies: 7
- Views: 25841
Re: Pete Rose Interview
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Mon Jan 01, 2024 11:23 pm
Pete?
What?
Don't remember?
How do you not remember that you got divorced because you fathered a baby with another woman?
LOL
He probably doesn't actually remember it, he's a narcissist. Prone to damaging himself, but not destructive.
- Mon Jan 01, 2024 4:33 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Could be seen by many people...
- Replies: 20
- Views: 86749
Re: Could be seen by many people...
This plot currently unoccupied.
Notify relevant authorities.
Notify relevant authorities.
- Sat Dec 30, 2023 4:40 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Someone explain M*A*S*H to me
- Replies: 21
- Views: 46399
Re: Someone explain M*A*S*H to me
The definitive answer to that is The Producers, by Mel Brooks. I know you've seen itSudden Sam wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2023 4:27 pm Hogan’s Heroes. Life in a German POW camp. Funny?
Humor can be found most anywhere.
Although there has yet to be a comedy set in Dachau or Auschwitz.
- Sat Dec 30, 2023 4:38 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 17
- Replies: 21
- Views: 47245
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 17
LAC + 5.5
NE + 12
TB - 3
EDIT: LAR to LAC
NE + 12
TB - 3
EDIT: LAR to LAC
- Thu Dec 28, 2023 11:18 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Someone explain M*A*S*H to me
- Replies: 21
- Views: 46399
Re: Someone explain M*A*S*H to me
In the director's cut of the film Robert Altman said he hated the TV show and disliked everyone in the cast. But then, he also said the original book was terrible.
- Thu Dec 28, 2023 4:56 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Someone explain M*A*S*H to me
- Replies: 21
- Views: 46399
Re: Someone explain M*A*S*H to me
You have to watch the movie.
- Thu Dec 28, 2023 5:01 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 12-23-23
- Replies: 34
- Views: 134154
Re: Weekend Roll Call 12-23-23
So what do you do aside from a salary cap and a draft? You become the Premier League, where seven teams have won the title since inception. They're stuck in the loop and can't get out of it.
- Thu Dec 28, 2023 4:13 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy Boxing Day
- Replies: 13
- Views: 23314
Re: Happy Boxing Day
More likely designed to keep the commoner colonies underfoot of their slave masters in England. Terrorist is what the lords call those who seek to not be enslaved. Screwy is espousing patriotism. 'Terrorist' is the most political of all terms, but in this case it fits. 'Slave masters, enslaved' etc...
- Wed Dec 27, 2023 8:25 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy Boxing Day
- Replies: 13
- Views: 23314
Re: Happy Boxing Day
I wipe my ass with British bank holidays. Canada honoring British holidays is pathetic. Grow some stones and some independence already, clowns. ahh, but you don't understand the mindset. You're thinking like a terrorist. A member of the commonwealth, or Empire is a just segment of a larger entity, ...
- Mon Dec 25, 2023 6:54 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 12-23-23
- Replies: 34
- Views: 134154
Re: Weekend Roll Call 12-23-23
Traveling Chiefs fans apparently getting a rough ride from the locals on road games. https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/KZOt_zQXBd_q.2faNFOmhQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTYzOTtjZj13ZWJw/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/baed5e9f91c900e86b3d30715256c807 I'm just waiting for Da...
- Sat Dec 23, 2023 4:05 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 16
- Replies: 18
- Views: 20252
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 16
SEA - 2.5
IND - 2
DAL + 1.5
I'll see Steve's yo ho ho and raise him a ho ho ho.
Happy Christmas gents! Eat, drink and be merry!
IND - 2
DAL + 1.5
I'll see Steve's yo ho ho and raise him a ho ho ho.
Happy Christmas gents! Eat, drink and be merry!
- Fri Dec 22, 2023 10:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Did anyone have Buick in the Death Pool?
- Replies: 11
- Views: 16473
Re: Did anyone have Buick in the Death Pool?
I thought the Buick unit only existed to service China, where it's a luxury brand. Post 2008 crash
- Mon Dec 18, 2023 4:32 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Haven't been to Five Guys in a year
- Replies: 20
- Views: 42926
- Sun Dec 17, 2023 6:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Haven't been to Five Guys in a year
- Replies: 20
- Views: 42926
Re: Haven't been to Five Guys in a year
But Five Guys is just bland. It doesn't taste like anything, the pickles aren't even dills. I suspect this comes from the ridiculous American dictum, don't put anything in the beef but salt and pepper. That's retarded. Note to the imperialists, spices can make food interesting and delicious. Try it ...