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- Sat Jul 18, 2015 6:35 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: tart, your services are required
- Replies: 33
- Views: 956
Re: tart, your services are required
Again, why the need to define a disagreement in your terms? You might believe it to be fiction as might many others, does that make it so? If you answer is yes, then prove it 100% and there is no longer a disagreement. The burden of proof is on the Christers, not the other way around. They are the ...
- Fri Jul 17, 2015 7:02 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Good question for libtard.
- Replies: 29
- Views: 544
Re: Good question for libtard.
I am an atheist and I would scan for that because the shame of a gay kid would be so vast I would likely kill myself rather than face it. Anybody this anti-gay is almost always gay themselves. It's been proven by science. I'd listen to mgoo on this, he's pre-med. Pre-law,......same thing. We will n...
- Thu Jul 16, 2015 11:16 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Fuck Alligators
- Replies: 16
- Views: 345
Re: Fuck Alligators
Uh-huh
- Thu Jul 16, 2015 5:52 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Fuck Alligators
- Replies: 16
- Views: 345
Re: Fuck Alligators
Y'all should have been around in 2000, when SCIII used IRC(Internet Relay Chat) to talk with each other. Only slightly less complicated than quantum physics. The channels marked by #. One channel, and a guy from there who would come in and chat with TheArtist, ppanther, Dit, myself, etc., was a guy ...
- Mon Jul 13, 2015 1:50 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: RIP Conrad
- Replies: 18
- Views: 368
Re: RIP Conrad
RACK!!!!!
He must have been caught trying to shoot off the legs of his rival.
He must have been caught trying to shoot off the legs of his rival.
- Sat Jul 11, 2015 6:39 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: RIP Conrad
- Replies: 18
- Views: 368
Re: RIP Conrad
Ya know...... I think a pic of a dog pissing on the carcass would be pretty funny. Or a wytched pic of Conrad on top of Davy Crockett's head. A chalk outline after it was eaten by a homeless gu...errr.....I mean picked up by the city, would have been pretty good too. Maybe a Rack The Trolls painted ...
- Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:32 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Why did Bush just sit there?
- Replies: 103
- Views: 6522
Re: Why did Bush just sit there?
Ok, that was funny.Do you use Netscape to post here?
- Thu Jul 09, 2015 9:11 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: How does FSU keep finding these guys?
- Replies: 28
- Views: 1176
Re: How does FSU keep finding these guys?
You had the benefit of the doubt by having just a brain stem, until that last gem. Man, the guy that tells a girl, "I do whatever I want, when I want, what I want, now let's fuck." Yeah...you get 'em by the truckload.I have never had an issue getting laid
- Thu Jul 09, 2015 6:04 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Why did Bush just sit there?
- Replies: 103
- Views: 6522
Re: Why did Bush just sit there?
Putin, to children: "And then the mighty Russian bear crushed Hitler and Hilary in love nest, lit them on fire, and had children with East European whores". Chief adviser to Putin: "Vlad, two planes have hit the business buildings." Putin: "Did it destroy them both?" Ad...
- Wed Jul 08, 2015 6:52 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Women's World Cup Final
- Replies: 81
- Views: 6318
Re: Women's World Cup Final
Can we get back to what is IMPORTANT here!!!??? PLEASE???????????? Love me some Alex Morgan https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-CqexTVnUnLk/U6MgG49vRhI/AAAAAAABuOY/rohesr1Rz1w/w506-h750/Alex%2BMorgan%2BSI.gif Holy.........Shit! I like the little spikey nips and tight bod look, next to......ummm...no,...
- Wed Jul 08, 2015 12:36 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: How does FSU keep finding these guys?
- Replies: 28
- Views: 1176
Re: How does FSU keep finding these guys?
Fuck that idiot. Good riddance!
- Mon Jul 06, 2015 11:56 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I think it's funny
- Replies: 6
- Views: 194
Re: I think it's funny
Skinny Skiing? Pond/pool diving. Pond would be good for you. Umm....night golfing with wiffle balls? Trying to NOT think about an elephant in a tutu. Caught ya all on that one! Uh....Speed joint rolling.
Ummm....see the sig.
Ummm....see the sig.
- Mon Jul 06, 2015 7:26 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Why did Bush just sit there?
- Replies: 103
- Views: 6522
Re: Why did Bush just sit there?
^ Racketh!
- Mon Jul 06, 2015 2:05 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I think it's funny
- Replies: 6
- Views: 194
I think it's funny
The new hot dog eating contest winner's last name is Stonie.
I'm pretty sure there are no pre-contest drug tests.
I'm pretty sure there are no pre-contest drug tests.
- Mon Jul 06, 2015 1:57 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Pets
- Replies: 104
- Views: 5118
Re: Pets
Wags, That is my favorite breed of dog, ever. When my beagle mix Trixie died 4 years ago, I cried like a a man does after losing a loved one. You get a new dog, but never can replace one. So sorry man. George Carlin once said "When you get a pet, you are getting a small tragedy, eventually"...
- Sat Jul 04, 2015 6:45 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Let The Meltage Begin!
- Replies: 185
- Views: 7947
Re: Let The Meltage Begin!
Spray, I kid you not, I just googled "best electric guitar ever" and most sites came up with that.
Getting to play that is nearly on par with playing a Stradivarius. You lucky bastard ya.
Getting to play that is nearly on par with playing a Stradivarius. You lucky bastard ya.
- Fri Jul 03, 2015 10:12 pm
- Forum: College Basketball
- Topic: First time post - This too funny
- Replies: 0
- Views: 2318
First time post - This too funny
http://www.seminoles.com/PhotoAlbum.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=32900&PALBID=1538258&key= Now, I am glad to just walk, let alone play anything, but the 'tall' guy I am sure I could shove out the paint with one arm. 7'4'' 230. .......230, yeah right. My towel after a shower weighs more than this guy.(I am...
- Thu Jul 02, 2015 7:53 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Let The Meltage Begin!
- Replies: 185
- Views: 7947
Re: Let The Meltage Begin!
This whole topic is pointless. Get married, or don't. Two men, two women, two opposite sex, Moving Sale and a blow up doll, Spray and a 1952 never before been played Gibson Les Paul, Left Seater and a Hawker 4000, me and a new spine.... whatever. A human with a brain knows what marriage is, and it C...
- Wed Jul 01, 2015 5:12 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I met a paranoid schizophrenic yesterday
- Replies: 17
- Views: 295
Re: I met a paranoid schizophrenic yesterday
How is that handing out your phone number to random people and then meeting with them working out ? http://images2.dallasobserver.com/imager/u/original/7145228/monty_python_and_holy_grail_doune_castle.jpg http://i.imgur.com/jgGB18m.gif I love you too, DiS. PS - Go fuck yourself. I mean that in the ...
- Sun Jun 28, 2015 9:13 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Let The Meltage Begin!
- Replies: 185
- Views: 7947
Re: Let The Meltage Begin!
My thoughts:
Gay, not gay. Marriage or not. Who gives a shit? It's piece of freaking paper.
Don't make me have to accept it, and it's all good. Toleration is enough.
The definition stands for itself, so pork who ya want to, as long as they are willing.
Now, go away.
Gay, not gay. Marriage or not. Who gives a shit? It's piece of freaking paper.
Don't make me have to accept it, and it's all good. Toleration is enough.
The definition stands for itself, so pork who ya want to, as long as they are willing.
Now, go away.
- Fri Jun 26, 2015 6:36 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The issue you will never resolve
- Replies: 34
- Views: 3017
Re: The issue you will never resolve
I'm with you guys!
PS - High? Why, yes!
PS - High? Why, yes!
- Fri Jun 26, 2015 6:34 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A New Reality Show Coming For Bristol Palin
- Replies: 19
- Views: 450
Re: A New Reality Show Coming For Bristol Palin
I agree!
PS - I am really high.
PS - I am really high.
- Fri Jun 26, 2015 5:51 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
- Replies: 265
- Views: 6832
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
I just wanted to say, Good Luck...we're all counting on you.
PS - I am high
Carry on
PS - I am high
Carry on
- Wed Jun 24, 2015 8:39 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Marty - I need your help.
- Replies: 10
- Views: 275
Re: Marty - I need your help.
I suggest fucking dead black mormon chicks.
- Sat Jun 20, 2015 9:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: have been buried
- Replies: 60
- Views: 3818
Re: have been buried
She's around and still lives in Tampa. She's doing well, just got tired of the idiots in here. As we all have at some point.
- Sat Jun 20, 2015 9:07 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: have been buried
- Replies: 60
- Views: 3818
Re: have been buried
Python wrote:Dead.
Dead.
Big boobs, but dead.
- Fri Jun 19, 2015 9:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: have been buried
- Replies: 60
- Views: 3818
Re: have been buried
His name is Clint Westwood.Papa Willie wrote:Who is the "High Plains Griffer" dude?
He also starred in The Good, The Bad, and The Slightly Unattractive. And who can forget his performance in Unclean Harry?
- Fri Jun 19, 2015 9:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Double UnWonderful GOP Insanity Redux...
- Replies: 45
- Views: 607
Re: Double UnWonderful GOP Insanity Redux...
http://www.kemsat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/drugs_s640x427.jpg Looks tasty. Sin, Shrubber Go fuck yourself, shithead. Oh, sorry,...........I meant..Good One!!! Fresh and new and never been typed here before. Your originality is surpassed only by your lack of mental capacity. But..good one. har...
- Fri Jun 19, 2015 2:02 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: There won't be fireworks this 4th of July
- Replies: 7
- Views: 398
Re: There won't be fireworks this 4th of July
What a horrible troll. Just...stop.
- Thu Jun 18, 2015 1:22 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: have been buried
- Replies: 60
- Views: 3818
Re: have been buried
Speaking for my late dog Trixie.........
Yes, Hedges counts.
And I have it on good authority that Jsc810 has passed. I warned and warned him......but to no avail.
Yes, Hedges counts.
And I have it on good authority that Jsc810 has passed. I warned and warned him......but to no avail.
- Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Florida PET
- Replies: 47
- Views: 1909
Re: Florida PET
You are cordially invited to never come back. If you do come back, we"ll make sure to pull an iceberg next to shore to make you more comfortable. Have fun with no water and earthquakes out there in Socal. Daytona sucks and quit 'guessing'. Either you have been there or you haven't. The surf tem...
- Tue Jun 09, 2015 4:18 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Don't Get on AP's List
- Replies: 11
- Views: 633
Re: Don't Get on AP's List
Panty of the Month mailing list? :P
- Mon Jun 08, 2015 2:50 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Legal quandry, or maybe not
- Replies: 165
- Views: 2218
Re: Legal quandry, or maybe not
Moving Sale as Prez during 9-11:
Air Force: Sir, we have 3, possibly 4 hi-jacked commercial planes with hundreds of people on board.
Prez Herve Villachez: Scramble F-14's and shoot them all down at once.
Air Force: Sir, we have 3, possibly 4 hi-jacked commercial planes with hundreds of people on board.
Prez Herve Villachez: Scramble F-14's and shoot them all down at once.
- Sun Jun 07, 2015 9:09 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: TrollTalk w/ Papa Willie
- Replies: 38
- Views: 3631
Re: TrollTalk w/ Papa Willie
I'd like to be in on this. I do mean Smoke, ... I meant a mean Smoke On The Water.
And PW doesn't have an accent. All the rest of you non-Southern sumbitches have one. I watch Swamp People and ask myself, "Why in the hell are there subtitles? I understand them just fine".
And PW doesn't have an accent. All the rest of you non-Southern sumbitches have one. I watch Swamp People and ask myself, "Why in the hell are there subtitles? I understand them just fine".
- Fri Jun 05, 2015 4:55 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Legal quandry, or maybe not
- Replies: 165
- Views: 2218
Re: Legal quandry, or maybe not
I have to tell ya.................
This thread is freaking GREAT! Keep it up. We gotta talk about something.
This thread is freaking GREAT! Keep it up. We gotta talk about something.
- Wed Jun 03, 2015 4:14 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Legal quandry, or maybe not
- Replies: 165
- Views: 2218
Re: Legal quandry, or maybe not
I just noticed that we have Dinsdale and people with an IQ below 80 in here. Coincidence? And BTW, "y'all" is already plural shit head. A contraction of 'you' and 'all'. No 's' needed. But of course, you knew that. And the extra apostrophe at the end makes you just...precious. :meds: Now, ...
- Fri May 29, 2015 8:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Legal quandry, or maybe not
- Replies: 165
- Views: 2218
Re: Legal quandry, or maybe not
The usual suspects.I have no choice about the morons that respond with their usual razor wit.
- Fri May 29, 2015 6:19 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Legal quandry, or maybe not
- Replies: 165
- Views: 2218
Legal quandry, or maybe not
Having been in the 'business' for a short time with a badge, but years of running data and stats in criminal law, and all the reading, watching, studying and especially REALLY thinking about criminal law, from both sides, I have some questions for all, but especially lawyers about a few things. Movi...
- Wed May 27, 2015 5:24 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Rack My Kid
- Replies: 21
- Views: 734
Re: Rack My Kid
WAR The Slugs!!!!
- Fri May 22, 2015 7:04 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Guitar/Band question
- Replies: 58
- Views: 1939
Re: Guitar/Band question
Dang LT2!
Nice find! Keaggy was/is amazing. The old possible quote was when a reporter asked Jimmi Hendrix what it was like to be he best guitar player in the world. and he said, "Ask Phil Keaggy".
Nice find! Keaggy was/is amazing. The old possible quote was when a reporter asked Jimmi Hendrix what it was like to be he best guitar player in the world. and he said, "Ask Phil Keaggy".