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by Roger_the_Shrubber
Sat Jul 18, 2015 6:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: tart, your services are required
Replies: 33
Views: 956

Re: tart, your services are required

Again, why the need to define a disagreement in your terms? You might believe it to be fiction as might many others, does that make it so? If you answer is yes, then prove it 100% and there is no longer a disagreement. The burden of proof is on the Christers, not the other way around. They are the ...
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Fri Jul 17, 2015 7:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Good question for libtard.
Replies: 29
Views: 544

Re: Good question for libtard.

I am an atheist and I would scan for that because the shame of a gay kid would be so vast I would likely kill myself rather than face it. Anybody this anti-gay is almost always gay themselves. It's been proven by science. I'd listen to mgoo on this, he's pre-med. Pre-law,......same thing. We will n...
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Thu Jul 16, 2015 11:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fuck Alligators
Replies: 16
Views: 345

Re: Fuck Alligators

Uh-huh
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Thu Jul 16, 2015 5:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fuck Alligators
Replies: 16
Views: 345

Re: Fuck Alligators

Y'all should have been around in 2000, when SCIII used IRC(Internet Relay Chat) to talk with each other. Only slightly less complicated than quantum physics. The channels marked by #. One channel, and a guy from there who would come in and chat with TheArtist, ppanther, Dit, myself, etc., was a guy ...
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Mon Jul 13, 2015 1:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RIP Conrad
Replies: 18
Views: 368

Re: RIP Conrad

RACK!!!!!

He must have been caught trying to shoot off the legs of his rival.
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Sat Jul 11, 2015 6:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RIP Conrad
Replies: 18
Views: 368

Re: RIP Conrad

Ya know...... I think a pic of a dog pissing on the carcass would be pretty funny. Or a wytched pic of Conrad on top of Davy Crockett's head. A chalk outline after it was eaten by a homeless gu...errr.....I mean picked up by the city, would have been pretty good too. Maybe a Rack The Trolls painted ...
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why did Bush just sit there?
Replies: 103
Views: 6522

Re: Why did Bush just sit there?

Do you use Netscape to post here?
Ok, that was funny.
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Thu Jul 09, 2015 9:11 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: How does FSU keep finding these guys?
Replies: 28
Views: 1176

Re: How does FSU keep finding these guys?

I have never had an issue getting laid
You had the benefit of the doubt by having just a brain stem, until that last gem. Man, the guy that tells a girl, "I do whatever I want, when I want, what I want, now let's fuck." Yeah...you get 'em by the truckload. :lol:
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Thu Jul 09, 2015 6:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why did Bush just sit there?
Replies: 103
Views: 6522

Re: Why did Bush just sit there?

Putin, to children: "And then the mighty Russian bear crushed Hitler and Hilary in love nest, lit them on fire, and had children with East European whores". Chief adviser to Putin: "Vlad, two planes have hit the business buildings." Putin: "Did it destroy them both?" Ad...
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Wed Jul 08, 2015 6:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Women's World Cup Final
Replies: 81
Views: 6318

Re: Women's World Cup Final

Can we get back to what is IMPORTANT here!!!??? PLEASE???????????? Love me some Alex Morgan https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-CqexTVnUnLk/U6MgG49vRhI/AAAAAAABuOY/rohesr1Rz1w/w506-h750/Alex%2BMorgan%2BSI.gif Holy.........Shit! I like the little spikey nips and tight bod look, next to......ummm...no,...
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Wed Jul 08, 2015 12:36 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: How does FSU keep finding these guys?
Replies: 28
Views: 1176

Re: How does FSU keep finding these guys?

Fuck that idiot. Good riddance!

:evil:
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Mon Jul 06, 2015 11:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I think it's funny
Replies: 6
Views: 194

Re: I think it's funny

Skinny Skiing? Pond/pool diving. Pond would be good for you. Umm....night golfing with wiffle balls? Trying to NOT think about an elephant in a tutu. Caught ya all on that one! Uh....Speed joint rolling.

Ummm....see the sig.
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Mon Jul 06, 2015 7:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why did Bush just sit there?
Replies: 103
Views: 6522

Re: Why did Bush just sit there?

^ Racketh!
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Mon Jul 06, 2015 2:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I think it's funny
Replies: 6
Views: 194

I think it's funny

The new hot dog eating contest winner's last name is Stonie.

I'm pretty sure there are no pre-contest drug tests.
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Mon Jul 06, 2015 1:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pets
Replies: 104
Views: 5118

Re: Pets

Wags, That is my favorite breed of dog, ever. When my beagle mix Trixie died 4 years ago, I cried like a a man does after losing a loved one. You get a new dog, but never can replace one. So sorry man. George Carlin once said "When you get a pet, you are getting a small tragedy, eventually"...
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Sat Jul 04, 2015 6:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Let The Meltage Begin!
Replies: 185
Views: 7947

Re: Let The Meltage Begin!

Spray, I kid you not, I just googled "best electric guitar ever" and most sites came up with that.

Getting to play that is nearly on par with playing a Stradivarius. You lucky bastard ya.
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Fri Jul 03, 2015 10:12 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: First time post - This too funny
Replies: 0
Views: 2318

First time post - This too funny

http://www.seminoles.com/PhotoAlbum.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=32900&PALBID=1538258&key= Now, I am glad to just walk, let alone play anything, but the 'tall' guy I am sure I could shove out the paint with one arm. 7'4'' 230. .......230, yeah right. My towel after a shower weighs more than this guy.(I am...
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Thu Jul 02, 2015 7:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Let The Meltage Begin!
Replies: 185
Views: 7947

Re: Let The Meltage Begin!

This whole topic is pointless. Get married, or don't. Two men, two women, two opposite sex, Moving Sale and a blow up doll, Spray and a 1952 never before been played Gibson Les Paul, Left Seater and a Hawker 4000, me and a new spine.... whatever. A human with a brain knows what marriage is, and it C...
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Wed Jul 01, 2015 5:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I met a paranoid schizophrenic yesterday
Replies: 17
Views: 295

Re: I met a paranoid schizophrenic yesterday

How is that handing out your phone number to random people and then meeting with them working out ? http://images2.dallasobserver.com/imager/u/original/7145228/monty_python_and_holy_grail_doune_castle.jpg http://i.imgur.com/jgGB18m.gif I love you too, DiS. PS - Go fuck yourself. I mean that in the ...
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Sun Jun 28, 2015 9:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Let The Meltage Begin!
Replies: 185
Views: 7947

Re: Let The Meltage Begin!

My thoughts:

Gay, not gay. Marriage or not. Who gives a shit? It's piece of freaking paper.

Don't make me have to accept it, and it's all good. Toleration is enough.

The definition stands for itself, so pork who ya want to, as long as they are willing.

Now, go away.
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Fri Jun 26, 2015 6:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The issue you will never resolve
Replies: 34
Views: 3017

Re: The issue you will never resolve

I'm with you guys!

PS - High? Why, yes!
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Fri Jun 26, 2015 6:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A New Reality Show Coming For Bristol Palin
Replies: 19
Views: 450

Re: A New Reality Show Coming For Bristol Palin

I agree!

PS - I am really high.
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Fri Jun 26, 2015 5:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Replies: 265
Views: 6832

Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters

I just wanted to say, Good Luck...we're all counting on you.

PS - I am high

Carry on
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Wed Jun 24, 2015 8:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Marty - I need your help.
Replies: 10
Views: 275

Re: Marty - I need your help.

I suggest fucking dead black mormon chicks.
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Sat Jun 20, 2015 9:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: have been buried
Replies: 60
Views: 3818

Re: have been buried

She's around and still lives in Tampa. She's doing well, just got tired of the idiots in here. As we all have at some point.
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Sat Jun 20, 2015 9:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: have been buried
Replies: 60
Views: 3818

Re: have been buried

Python wrote:Dead.

Dead.

Big boobs, but dead.

by Roger_the_Shrubber
Fri Jun 19, 2015 9:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: have been buried
Replies: 60
Views: 3818

Re: have been buried

Papa Willie wrote:Who is the "High Plains Griffer" dude?
His name is Clint Westwood.

He also starred in The Good, The Bad, and The Slightly Unattractive. And who can forget his performance in Unclean Harry?
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Fri Jun 19, 2015 9:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Double UnWonderful GOP Insanity Redux...
Replies: 45
Views: 607

Re: Double UnWonderful GOP Insanity Redux...

http://www.kemsat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/drugs_s640x427.jpg Looks tasty. Sin, Shrubber Go fuck yourself, shithead. Oh, sorry,...........I meant..Good One!!! Fresh and new and never been typed here before. Your originality is surpassed only by your lack of mental capacity. But..good one. har...
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Fri Jun 19, 2015 2:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: There won't be fireworks this 4th of July
Replies: 7
Views: 398

Re: There won't be fireworks this 4th of July

What a horrible troll. Just...stop.
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Thu Jun 18, 2015 1:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: have been buried
Replies: 60
Views: 3818

Re: have been buried

Speaking for my late dog Trixie.........

Yes, Hedges counts.

And I have it on good authority that Jsc810 has passed. I warned and warned him......but to no avail.
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Florida PET
Replies: 47
Views: 1909

Re: Florida PET

You are cordially invited to never come back. If you do come back, we"ll make sure to pull an iceberg next to shore to make you more comfortable. Have fun with no water and earthquakes out there in Socal. Daytona sucks and quit 'guessing'. Either you have been there or you haven't. The surf tem...
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Tue Jun 09, 2015 4:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Don't Get on AP's List
Replies: 11
Views: 633

Re: Don't Get on AP's List

Panty of the Month mailing list? :P
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Mon Jun 08, 2015 2:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Legal quandry, or maybe not
Replies: 165
Views: 2218

Re: Legal quandry, or maybe not

Moving Sale as Prez during 9-11:

Air Force: Sir, we have 3, possibly 4 hi-jacked commercial planes with hundreds of people on board.

Prez Herve Villachez: Scramble F-14's and shoot them all down at once.
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Sun Jun 07, 2015 9:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: TrollTalk w/ Papa Willie
Replies: 38
Views: 3631

Re: TrollTalk w/ Papa Willie

I'd like to be in on this. I do mean Smoke, ... I meant a mean Smoke On The Water.

And PW doesn't have an accent. All the rest of you non-Southern sumbitches have one. I watch Swamp People and ask myself, "Why in the hell are there subtitles? I understand them just fine".
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Fri Jun 05, 2015 4:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Legal quandry, or maybe not
Replies: 165
Views: 2218

Re: Legal quandry, or maybe not

I have to tell ya.................

This thread is freaking GREAT! Keep it up. We gotta talk about something.
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Wed Jun 03, 2015 4:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Legal quandry, or maybe not
Replies: 165
Views: 2218

Re: Legal quandry, or maybe not

I just noticed that we have Dinsdale and people with an IQ below 80 in here. Coincidence? And BTW, "y'all" is already plural shit head. A contraction of 'you' and 'all'. No 's' needed. But of course, you knew that. And the extra apostrophe at the end makes you just...precious. :meds: Now, ...
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Fri May 29, 2015 8:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Legal quandry, or maybe not
Replies: 165
Views: 2218

Re: Legal quandry, or maybe not

I have no choice about the morons that respond with their usual razor wit.
The usual suspects.
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Fri May 29, 2015 6:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Legal quandry, or maybe not
Replies: 165
Views: 2218

Legal quandry, or maybe not

Having been in the 'business' for a short time with a badge, but years of running data and stats in criminal law, and all the reading, watching, studying and especially REALLY thinking about criminal law, from both sides, I have some questions for all, but especially lawyers about a few things. Movi...
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Wed May 27, 2015 5:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack My Kid
Replies: 21
Views: 734

Re: Rack My Kid

Image

WAR The Slugs!!!!
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Fri May 22, 2015 7:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guitar/Band question
Replies: 58
Views: 1939

Re: Guitar/Band question

Dang LT2!

Nice find! Keaggy was/is amazing. The old possible quote was when a reporter asked Jimmi Hendrix what it was like to be he best guitar player in the world. and he said, "Ask Phil Keaggy".