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LTS TRN 2 wrote:We're talking about pyroclastic explosions.

Are you sure you're not getting this confused with priapistic explosions?

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Papa Willie wrote:Hope he can make an AP-type return...

You mean, pounding shots of Beam at 7 a.m. whilst lounging around in women's underwear?

Who wants to see that?

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This board is not how is used to be. Is anything? You sound like your average 'old person' who's always talking about how great the good ole days were. If you need some comforting, Mace needs his diaper changed. That will make you feel like a mommy again and you'll feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I...

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I see I struck a nerve by exposing ucunt for being unhappily married to a hog. Wait... so you really think you're accomplishing something here besides letting me take some BP on your gimp ass? You will never not be a board bitch. You will never live down that pic. It is your be all/end all. You get...

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I have a great idea for a reality show for you, faggot:

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Scott Pioli -- bends down to pick up a "rogue" gum wrapper, then falls down a flight of stairs, breaking his neck.

How do you like the game now, Wags?

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Week 17 stuckinia: 3-0-0 Shoalzie: 2-1-0 Screw Michigan: 1-0-0 MGO: 1-2-0 Hockeymom: 2-1-0 Godzilla: 2-1-0 DELSDAD: 1-2-0 Biggie: 1-2-0 Final Standings name / W-L-T / Win % KC Scott: 21-6-3 77.8% DallasFanatic: 27-13-0 67.5% Screw Michigan: 28-15-2 65.1% stuckinia: 29-18-1 61.7% felix: 20-16-1 55.6...

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Atomic Punk wrote:Whatever you want to define as being a "woman".

Hint: It's not some faggot with his penis tucked into his asshole, prancing around in women's underwear.

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I'll bet anything. Besides a drawer full of women's underwear, what other worldly possessions do you have to bet with? And no, a pint of Bukoff doesn't count. You've never had sex with a woman. I married a woman. You dress like one and fuck yourself every night. The smart money is on me. If you say...

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BSmack wrote:Jim Calhoun - Heart Failure

Interesting. The obvious choice would be some sort of cancer (he's survived both prostate and lung cancer thus far.)

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Atomic Punk wrote:Women turning you down all of the time, etc.

I never got so desperate that I donned a pair of panties, tucked my cock into my asshole, and literally fucked myself in order to get laid.

You?

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Atomic Punk wrote:For the rest of your posting career I will attack you and it won't ever stop... ever.

What are you going to do... throw up on him? Pass out on him? Prance around in women's underwear in front of him?

Can you please be more specific as to the nature of these... attacks?

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Fister has 5 pitches and is actually a very good pitcher. He's an intimidating presence on the mound and doesn't walk anyone.

Vargas has a really nice change-up and not much else. Good luck with that...

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I've never heard you talk about your conquests as braggards like yourself always do here. I don't talk to you, so of course you haven't heard a thing, you impressive pile of stupidity. And there's a good reason you haven't read about any of my conquests. See. I married a woman. Conversely, you dres...

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If you want to keep up the retard act, fine. I could care less. Ya. Isn't it......................................... weird .................................... how the smack almost writes itself with Dee? But you keep puffing your chest out and showing us your amazing plumage, Jay Peacock. This is...

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I just squeezed about three dozen balls that I picked off our neighbor's tree where it hangs over into our yard. Let me ask you something Mikey, are you trying to be the next indyfrisco, or KC Scrote on the self-bragging spectrum? Why do you old and fat fucking losers keep trying to impress? Why do...

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Week 16 Shoalzie: 2-1-0 MGO: 2-1-0 stuckinia: 2-1-0 Hockeymom: 2-1-0 Screw Michigan: 2-0-0 Godzilla: 2-1-0 Shine: 1-2-0 Rules - You must make at least 30 bets to be in contention for the Season Title. - The winner of this game will be the player with the highest winning pct on lines or pt total bet...

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Do you even know what a troll is, Jay? Or what is means to troll?

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Interesting... as nobody here has ever used the "Wow... just wow" reply before. Props to you for your creativity. And what, exactly, does this have to do with Mace stealing my schtick? Do you even know what schtick means? Obviously, you don't... or else you wouldn't be comparing it to a 3...

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smackaholic wrote:public general.

Is this Dins Chum?

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Wow... just wow. Can you at least get your own shtick?

If you want some more ideas on how to smack, just PM me, and I'll help you in anyway I can.

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In case you haven't had the opportunity to read the "Ucant" thread, it's become quite apparent there is a cock-gazer in our midst. You better be stout You better have size You better be hung Holy shit, here’s why: Macey Claus is jotting it down Macey Claus is jotting it down Macey Claus is...

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Mace wrote:So you've been running around with a ruler to measure other guy's cocks?

If you could fucking read, it clearly states MACE'S X-MAS LIST on the top if that jpeg. As in, you're the one measuring. Is this another one of your wide-left IKYABWAI attempts at a comeback?

Incredulous.

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The fact is that posting pics of shirtless men and talking about your short cock is exactly what got you into this thread to display your stupidity to all. More “I know I am gay but what are you”? Pathetic. that and your futile attempt to save face by defending your tiny cock size. I have never onc...

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Mace wrote:I don't blame you for being embarrassed about having a tiny dick.

I am not embarrassed about my dick, I just don't feel the need to talk about other dude's dicks the way you do. How many poster's cocks are you going to talk about today?

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Well, you said I needed to get your attention, twatlips, and somehow I just knew that would do it. So, you've been reduced to playing the "I know I am gay but what are you" card? Oh wait... you honeymooned in KC (of all places), so you picked up some of their "smack" along the w...

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Do you have some sort of spreadsheet that tracks cocksize? And what's with the pictures of shirtless dudes? Tell me... who exactly who are you supposed to be smacking here? Furthermore, who aspires to look like Paul Ryan? Are you going to talk to me about his cocksize like you do other people? What ...

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Ucant sits at his computer viciously pounding his keyboard. Hmm... seems like you are the one mashing out word after word. How many words do you think you’ve posted in this thread compared to me? Probably 3 times as many… with very little results. much like he was pounding his TVO sized dick the ni...

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Mace wrote:The only person's attention needed in this thread is yours.

Exactly. And you haven't gotten my attention... yet. You sure as heck are trying though.

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I stand by that statement. That drivel wasn't worth my time. It's still not worth my time. Your first post was, and always will be , shit. You got a mercy rack from your dear friend Jay after the fact. Now. What does that have to do with me "waiting" for anything? I was simply telling you,...

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Mace wrote:You were waiting for "racks" before deciding to enter the fray?

Link?

I never said that. I never even hinted at it. All I said was, that first post wasn't worth responding to. So I didn't.

If you need me to draw you a picture, I will.

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This is a callout thread, you ignorant douchebag, and the only person who needs to respond is you . Make up your mind, gramps. You just said the reason people didn’t give your POS story any RACKS is because they were waiting for me to respond. Can you not even remember what you posted a half hour p...

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You really think people were waiting for my response to drop a RACK on you? Just how bad is your dementia, grandpa? And speaking of nipping at ones heels, are you really going through all the old threads I haven't responded to since last April and adding your takes to them? Because that's exactly wh...

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As evidence by the lack of RACKS from your fellow posters, this drivel isn't worth my time.

But feel free to blow the cobwebs off this piece of shit thread every day until it actually gets some attention.

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smackaholic wrote:Is that how it actually works? Does it work the other way as well, meaning those that bought in an overvalued market 7 years ago are fuct?

Or you could just google what Prop 13 entails... ya know, seeing as how it was mentioned in the post you responded to.

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I think it's a better move for the Mariners. I am not sold on most pitchers who do well in San Diego or Seattle. And this guy is one of 'em. His home ERA last year was 2.74 and 4.78 on the road. I think his halfway decent stats are because he pitches half his games in a very pitcher-friendly park. B...

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Actually Sam, except for a decent Aug... he sucked after the month of May. He piled up a large part of his numbers in the first two months.

Sin,
Any 2012 Josh Hamilton fantasy owner

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White flag? Do you even know what this means? I am here , literally smacking the shit outta your diaper. How in the fuck is that a white flag? Try some more emoticons, bitch, as they may facilitate your specious takes. Don't think I didn't notice you stop using them when I commented on it. Have your...

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I don't really want to go back and read this whole thread... so: Has anyone mentioned yet how stupid it was for the mother to expose someone as mentally disturbed as this kid was to such a fucking arsenal? "Hey son, wanna take a break from your life of Asperger's, personality disorders, Tour of...

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