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by matteric
Thu Jan 01, 2015 11:21 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: The Granddaddy of them all...
Replies: 46
Views: 2559

Re: The Granddaddy of them all...

Carson wrote:No one can suck balls like milton.


Awww, poor baby... did you team and conference get SMOKED once again today ?


Wisconsin's QB was playing for your team... and you got SMOKED !


Too funny
by matteric
Thu Jan 01, 2015 10:42 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: The Granddaddy of them all...
Replies: 46
Views: 2559

Re: The Granddaddy of them all...

This game is going to end badly for Florida State.


They had a nice run... but, they're playing a PAC 12 school today.
by matteric
Thu Jan 01, 2015 10:19 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: The Granddaddy of them all...
Replies: 46
Views: 2559

Re: The Granddaddy of them all...

Great games today... this should be one of the best
by matteric
Thu Jan 01, 2015 10:35 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Well, the SEC West was overrated.
Replies: 17
Views: 1135

Re: Well, the SEC West was overrated.

8. Parity is very much alive and well. Look, "weepy" the ass-clown... ... if, the PAC 12 was getting SMOKED by 20- 40 points a game by shit conferences like (the acc and the little 12/ 8 or something) like the SEC SEC SEC has... You could call it parity. Till, then... we'll just have to c...
by matteric
Thu Jan 01, 2015 10:12 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Clown Conference
Replies: 31
Views: 2058

Re: Clown Conference

Where the hell... is ??? http://i823.photobucket.com/albums/zz152/bugeyeddork/weepy_the_clown.jpg Oh there he is... hiding at the bottom of the page Running from the truth http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=45450 http://media.giphy.com/media/dGZTqlyq5OHZe/giphy.gif
by matteric
Thu Jan 01, 2015 6:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Spray..can you caption this? (!)
Replies: 5
Views: 172

Re: Spray..can you caption this? (!)

Good gawd... you Okie's are fucking losers.


Have you met your cousin... from Fresno ?



He likes to dress up in these...



Image



Is it cultural ???
by matteric
Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:54 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Clown Conference
Replies: 31
Views: 2058

Re: Clown Conference

Is this your eleventh hour attempt to be declared Board Bitch 2014? I think the SEC SEC SEC... took it in a landslide this year ! Simply the worst conference in the P5... and it's not even close. Bring in the WAC ! http://static.manoeuvre.be/galleries/clownesque/3007WEBAPPclown1-980x653/width_627.j...
by matteric
Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:20 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Clown Conference
Replies: 31
Views: 2058

Re: Clown Conference

Clown Conference http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/53d93a2d69beddff067937a3/17-stunning-photos-from-a-bizarre-clown-conference-in-guatemala.jpg Two of the BEST teams in the SEC SEC SEC... got absolutely SMOKED today. By two of the worst conferences in the P5 (The ACC and The big 12) Unreal. ...
by matteric
Wed Dec 31, 2014 8:52 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: ASU's lack of interest hurting Pac's win %
Replies: 10
Views: 357

Re: ASU's lack of interest hurting Pac's win %

Papa Willie wrote: Image

Damn, Dins. Duke almost beat ASU this year, and they beat.... :doh:
by matteric
Wed Dec 31, 2014 8:41 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: New Years 6 Bowls
Replies: 20
Views: 1160

Re: New Years 6 Bowls

Papa Willie wrote:Image

If they were playing right now, TCU would be beating down Oregon, FSU, Alabama or tOSU. Admit it. You are glad as fuck the Ducks are not getting any of this frog action right now...
by matteric
Wed Dec 31, 2014 8:11 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Clown Conference
Replies: 31
Views: 2058

Re: Clown Conference

By no means does ESPN endorse these comments and thoughts brought to you above by the truth the ESPNSEC consortium, including T1B Team SEC and team Tebow and team Pollock do not endorse any evaluations and facts brought before us in this thread. any info, stats and factoids will be stricken down as ...
by matteric
Wed Dec 31, 2014 7:57 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Clown Conference
Replies: 31
Views: 2058

Re: Clown Conference

http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/502e5d3469beddf86500000b-480/sad-clown.jpg Considering the SEC (again) is constantly having their lower-seeded team matched up with the higher-seeded teams in other conferences, I'd say they're doing pretty damned good. I don't think anybody could deny that,...
by matteric
Wed Dec 31, 2014 6:17 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Clown Conference
Replies: 31
Views: 2058

Clown Conference

http://ihatepeacocks.com/resources/clowns_last_supper-sm.jpg LSU (best defense in the SEC) gives up 31 points to "The Fighting Ethnic Group" ??? Now, the (best scoring defense in the SEC) gives up 14 point in half a quarter to a big 12 team ??? Overrated again ! Alabama... be scared, very...
by matteric
Wed Dec 31, 2014 6:17 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Stanford/Maryland
Replies: 12
Views: 379

Re: Stanford/Maryland

No, dumbfuck. I'm asking you how many people saw Cal play in a bowl game this year. Then you're not very bright, since you had to ask the question. Cal still won't pay kids to come to their school to play football with 2.50 GPA's for game recognition.. Sup, Barry Sanders Jr.,.. That's probably why ...
by matteric
Wed Dec 31, 2014 6:03 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Stanford/Maryland
Replies: 12
Views: 379

Re: Stanford/Maryland

Mikey wrote:What was the attendance Cal's bowl game this week?


You're drunk.



Are you questioning me about stanfurd's attendance for football games, this year ?
by matteric
Wed Dec 31, 2014 5:20 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: ND/LSU
Replies: 14
Views: 957

Re: ND/LSU

So, this is the BEST defense in the SEC ??? Wow ! LSU did know they were playing Notre Dame (in the south/SEC country), right ? 31 points ??? Alabama should start grabbing their ankles now.... cause' they gonna get Buckeye'd BIG TIME. Looks like Oregon and Ohio State this year. ... and I could care ...
by matteric
Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:57 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Stanford/Maryland
Replies: 12
Views: 379

Re: Stanford/Maryland

So there's 267 people at this game. Looks like stanfurd brought all their fans. Not exactly even sure where Santa Clara was, I pulled up driving directions and found that Stanford is all of 12.8 miles from Levi Stadium. The fuck? How can the Pac get any love when it's own people won't even attend y...
by matteric
Mon Dec 29, 2014 8:26 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Harbaugh to Michigan..
Replies: 73
Views: 4528

Re: Harbaugh to Michigan..

Carr Guy wrote:I was sad to see Brady Hoke go. I thought he was a terrific coach and an even better MAN.

Carr Guy wrote:THE JIM HARBAUGH ERA!

The Brilliant One has returned home.

The SAVIOR.

The MESSIAH.



I am SO JACKED!

GO BLUE!!!



Bwhahahahhahahahaha



Rack this troll.
by matteric
Mon Dec 29, 2014 7:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Association
Replies: 36
Views: 1308

Re: The Association

The problem is...that's a lot of wasted keystrokes as you didn't actually dispute anything I said. Because you know I'm right. TOO FUNNY! Actually, you're not bright. You're a Michigan Man. Let me help you over the fence... simpleton. Fact is, you won't hear any self-respecting San Franciscan refer...
by matteric
Sun Dec 28, 2014 7:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The trev saga
Replies: 24
Views: 767

Re: The trev saga

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:... realized Marshawn Lynch was a victim after sodomizing m2's asshole. You gave trev a bottle of cheap Russian vodka to keep her in her continual stupor as she used her exhaled breathes to inflate a pool toy to put in Mikey's acidic swimming pool.
Epic fail, manual tranny.



Bwhahahaha
by matteric
Sun Dec 28, 2014 7:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The trev saga
Replies: 24
Views: 767

Re: The trev saga

How'd the crow taste ?


viewtopic.php?f=2&t=45422



Too funny
by matteric
Sun Dec 28, 2014 7:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Association
Replies: 36
Views: 1308

Re: The Association

I almost feel bad for the 'tranny"... with Harsh and Y2K... turning their back on him/her.


You do remember the "cross country u-haul trip" that went awry ?


He/She... really only has Bedpans and Home Depot to rely on.



Too funny
by matteric
Sun Dec 28, 2014 6:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Association
Replies: 36
Views: 1308

Re: The Association

Fact is, you won't hear any self-respecting San Franciscan refer to their home town as the "Baghdad by the Bay" I still "can't stop laughing"... at this shit, from a midwestern hillbilly with ZERO culture. From the most famous journalist in San Francisco history... http://upload...
by matteric
Sun Dec 28, 2014 5:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Association
Replies: 36
Views: 1308

Re: The Association

I've told you before Stoolio, I haven't lived in Fresno since I was a 7th grader. Bwhahahahaha There are no suburbs in Fresno... You grew up in one of the biggest shitholes in the country... hands down. Even Mikey doesn't want anything to do with you... after he met you. You are nothing more than a...
by matteric
Sun Dec 28, 2014 5:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Association
Replies: 36
Views: 1308

Re: The Association

gravytrain success in the Bay Area that has nothing to do with him. The Golden State Warriors. Never knew you liked basketball That's because you're a TRANNY. My posts in the NBA forum have gone back farther than anyone on the board. How is Saturday night going in Fresno ? http://1funny.com/wp-cont...
by matteric
Sun Dec 28, 2014 4:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Association
Replies: 36
Views: 1308

Re: The Association

Goober McTuber wrote:Move this shit thread to the NBA forum so no one will have to read it.


You posted in bikini underwear... at 70 years old.


Good god... you midwesterners are a fucking disaster.
by matteric
Sun Dec 28, 2014 4:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Association
Replies: 36
Views: 1308

Re: The Association

Fact is, you won't hear any self-respecting San Franciscan refer to their home town as the "Baghdad by the Bay" just like you won't hear Chicagoans say "Chitown" or New Yorkers say "The Big Apple." Good god... you're a fucking idiot. Have you EVER been out of the state...
by matteric
Sat Dec 27, 2014 8:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Association
Replies: 36
Views: 1308

Re: The Association

San Francisco - Scott McKenzie











Welcome to "Baghdad by the Bay"










It's how we roll...
by matteric
Sat Dec 27, 2014 7:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Association
Replies: 36
Views: 1308

Re: The Association

Image
by matteric
Sat Dec 27, 2014 7:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Association
Replies: 36
Views: 1308

Re: The Association

Cornhusker wrote:
matteric wrote:Must suck not being to able to watch the best sporting event in American Sports... in person.
I've seen the Green Bay Packers play in person.


I'm sorry to hear about that... 40 below zero at game time ?


Sounds like fun...


At least you're not ... in Nebraska
by matteric
Sat Dec 27, 2014 6:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Association
Replies: 36
Views: 1308

Re: The Association

Must suck not being to able to watch the best sporting event in American Sports... in person. I'd say... you should go and watch your corn grow... but, it's already winter in your wonderland. http://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/southernminn.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/8/6c/86caec56...
by matteric
Sat Dec 27, 2014 6:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Association
Replies: 36
Views: 1308

The Association

Simply the best sports organization in all sports. The NBA It's gonna be hella... this year Wilt the Stilt... http://letsgowarriors.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/20140805_Wilt-Chamberlain.jpg Rick Barry http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-r2WmE-5bg18/TY_TXVzaJYI/AAAAAAAAHDA/sHaDriulsY4/s1600/Rick+Barry+1975+...
by matteric
Sat Dec 27, 2014 5:52 am
Forum: NBA
Topic: Just chiming in to say
Replies: 5
Views: 2001

Re: Just chiming in to say

Ouch... getting BLOWN OUT... by a team coached by an Old Blue http://nocoastbias.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/tumblr_m94eiiKsvy1qm9rypo1_1280.jpg by 30 points ! That didn't last long for "Black" Hawks of the south to implode. Oh yeah, who is the best team in the NBA ??? http://cosedibask...
by matteric
Thu Dec 25, 2014 3:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Marey Christmas
Replies: 8
Views: 245

Re: Marey Christmas

Is anyone really surprised that Mr. Magoo... is surfing beasitallity on the internet on Christmas eve ?


I didn't think so...



He's a Michigan Man
by matteric
Tue Dec 23, 2014 5:31 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Michigan State vs. Texas Southern
Replies: 7
Views: 2383

Re: Michigan State vs. Texas Southern

Solid 12 point win by #6 Wisconsin.

Hopefully, we'll see each other again in the tourney when Cal has their 3 starters on the court.
by matteric
Tue Dec 23, 2014 5:08 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Even though it won't matter to most of you......
Replies: 22
Views: 623

Re: Even though it won't matter to most of you......

By the way... the use of "I'm not saying" and "I'm just saying"... as well as, "Blew my mind" used twice in my recourse.

Would get my ass flunked out of Cal by the english dept.


Sup, shitty first draft.


Thank god... this place is a shithole full of heathens.
by matteric
Tue Dec 23, 2014 4:31 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Even though it won't matter to most of you......
Replies: 22
Views: 623

Re: Even though it won't matter to most of you......

Off the soap box. This just hits very close to home for me as well. Damn near everyone in here has assumed guilt from the minute the story broke, which is wrong. You can point out tens of mistakes including Winston's judgement in sleeping with her in the first place, but none of those mistakes poin...
by matteric
Tue Dec 23, 2014 3:05 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Michigan State vs. Texas Southern
Replies: 7
Views: 2383

Re: Michigan State vs. Texas Southern

Wisconsin looks solid tonight, as expected. Cal just doesn't look like the team that CRUSHED Syracuse in New York earlier this year, without their 3 missing starters... tonight. The Cheeseheads... just don't make mistakes and don't beat themselves. It's fun watching that kinda basketball. The Con......
by matteric
Tue Dec 23, 2014 2:49 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Michigan State vs. Texas Southern
Replies: 7
Views: 2383

Re: Michigan State vs. Texas Southern

I'd push all in on Wisconsin winning the B1G this year. I haven't seen anyone even close to them so far. I agree. Wisconsin is one of the best teams in the country. The Golden Bears are going to have their hands full... with 3 starters out of the game. Just hope we don't get blown out by 40 tonight...
by matteric
Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:37 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Academic Rankings of Top 25
Replies: 21
Views: 785

Re: Academic Rankings of Top 25

Academic Rankings of Top 25 Maybe you're not stupid. Maybe you simply need glasses. Is that easier to read? Pssst.... this is why I'm laughing at you... simpleton !!!!!!!! Let me help you out here... from your own article “Overall, TCU is really the standout,” says Alexander Holt, policy analyst at...