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I plan to spend my $1,000 on a lot of phone sex I'll be enjoying during the lock in. Rack me!

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smackaholic wrote:Finally.... I can get laid without interuption.

That's cool, dude. Sometimes it can be hard to fuck when someone is in the next room. It's like trying to piss when some dude is at the next urinal.

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EAP wrote:These Muslim women are fuckin Gorgeous, and I heard they worship the cock.

I'm okay with having my dick sucked by a muslim.

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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Sat Mar 14, 2020 1:12 pm
Slap wrote: ↑Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:53 pm

I wish I could have blown a load on each of her bare shoulders.
Maybe you could click preview before you mash submit.

Sorry, mate.

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I wish I could have blown a load on each of her bare shoulders.

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smackaholic wrote:You mean you would have tried to bitch slap him and a SS goon would have you facedown on the floor before you knew what happened.

It would be funny if secret service agents hog tied Derron and then threw him off a 3rd floor balcony.

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:17 pm He should be banned, castrated, and his balls should be hung from the rafters of T1B arena.

It would be good if an angry flamingo fucked him out in the middle of the road.

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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Sun Mar 08, 2020 1:37 pmwindow licker

Is that the same as pillow biter?

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A lot of you became aroused because the thread title says "my package."

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Softball Bat wrote:KC Scott met up with ucant, and many in here noticed that he was a bit overly-impressed with ucant's muscular build.

It sounds like he is a beta faggot. To each his own.

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Mikey wrote:and meeting place for desperate fags

In the past you could always count on the gym as a place where you could go to check out some fine young ass. Now it's a place where fags are roaming around looking for a dick to suck. What the hell?

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Softball Bat wrote:He is a hero to college "educated" women

Most of these kind of women love the idea of turning guys into fags. Enlarging the cuckold pool is beneficial for women.

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I'm glad the little faggot lost.

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Pete's husband's name is Chasten, which is one of those sissy names parents saddle their boy with if they are hoping that he'll one day turn into a faggot.

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The Democrats have rolled out two Jews, two women, one fairy, and one regular white man. What the hell has happened?

Oh well, as long as I can still get a blowjob and a sandwich I guess everything will be fine.

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Softball Bat wrote:

Six beers in, would Dinsdale?

I would tit fuck her without having to think twice about it.

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Both of them are definitely homosexual.

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He will be circling the drain soon. They claim "pneumonia" caused him to hobble off stage in the middle of his show in New Zealand. https://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=12308867 Too many loads down the throat brought on "pneumonia." ...

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https://i.postimg.cc/gJkQBfbY/ketchum3.jpg I would forfeit 3 months pay to be allowed 5 minutes to hump her his ass. FUCK! Slap is now insatiably curious, yet fearful for his personal safety. It's OK, Slap. You can fuck that guy up the ass, if you want. He will probably insist on a reach around, th...

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It's no different from a few years ago in the Democrat socialist cities where blacks and Hispanics played "the knockout game". Looking specifically for whites to knock out. Sucker punching white people. Left wing socialists probably loved it. But I'm not talking about whether it is good o...

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I was at a family dinner this week. About 10 people were there and one of them was a cousin of mine that I rarely see. We were all at the dinner table having light conversation and then out of nowhere this cousin of mine said, "I was reading in the newspaper this week about a trend at the local...

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mvscal wrote:Who will they go with? Wee Petey Buttplug the Cum-swilling McKinsey & Co. corporate sociopath?

I would never vote for a faggot for president.

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I turn on Fox whenever I want to work up a good load.

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Mayor Pete won, right?

Which one is going to get pregnant?

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Left Seater wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 11:13 pm Small hand sanitizer squeeze bottles are a thing these days. Just saying. They will easily fit in your pocket.

I've kept a small bottle of Jergens in my pocket for years. I sneak into a bathroom and squeeze one off at least a couple of times a week.

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I would forfeit 3 months pay to be allowed 5 minutes to hump her ass. FUCK!

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I jerk off 6 to 8 times a week but am confident I could impregnate a woman if I chose to. There is just a lot of good shit on the internet. Damn!

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Bent over and just waiting for someone to come over and plow her ass. Damn!

GMJO!

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This man should not have been fired. He two handed his junk and then rubbed somebody's hamburger bun. Get over it. Nobody will die from that or even get an illness. Sometimes I order a pizza and then lay back all night and watch lesbian porn while eating nachos and pizza with the same hands that I a...

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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EOWcWnYXUAEx52e?format=jpg&name=medium I would put #4 up on top of that table and plow her jackhammer style in front of the other women. I would pull out and blow my nut into the purple centerpiece flowers, wipe my cock on the drapes behind them, and then exit after ...

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#1 would get my dick up her ass so that I don't have to look at her face. #2 would be a great tit fuck after the 2:00 bar closing. #3 is a reasonable piece of ass who could get herself drilled hard missionary style multiple times. #4 is a "kitchenly" type and would be dripping my sperm whi...

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Derron wrote:male feminist

There should be more male feminists. More pussy for me.

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Derron wrote:Summary execution by the side of the road ?

It would be good if authorities did you that way.

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Softball Bat wrote:blackmailed

EAP likes to be black maled.

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Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Mon Dec 23, 2019 2:03 pm What is your penis telling you right now?

I have morning wood. My penis is telling me to fuck. FUCK!!

:brad:

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schmick wrote:Whatever gets us closer to civil war, Im good with.

I'll be good with you taking the first bullet to the forehead.

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EAP wrote: ↑Wed Dec 18, 2019 7:30 pm You mean like handjobs and blowjobs for crack?

I want fuckin answers dammit.

I'm in the mood for a slow handjob.

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EAP wrote:You are a low IQ cocksucker.

You would suck Einstein's cock.

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EAP wrote:It's already known he views women as sex objects and pieces of meat for his consumption.

That's an average heterosexual man. Watch women wiggle and jiggle around, and then have one of them come over and suck your dick.

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EAP wrote:No black or white or asian or injun can match the soul depth and diversity of the king.

You have always wanted to give him a blowjob.

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