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serious national security threat

Don't worry, the younger generation has this under control:

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What brains?

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I identify as a redneck, so please excuse me if I have an overwhelming urge to point out that people who identify as birds are fucked in the head.

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Don't even ask about Athens.

They just condemned the stadium roof structure because it never got maintained.

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It's your Mojo dyyyyiiiinn...

-Jim Morrison

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I Love This Box

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Apollo Creamated

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Meat Whisperer needs a sign showing how memes are not signs.

Idiot.

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Just don't call him a pedo.

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Wait.

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FiatLux wrote: ↑Sun Jan 28, 2024 6:00 pmbust out your Bud lights

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No, but too bad you didn't.

Was your mother your English teacher? It would explain everything about you.

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You're only digging your hole deeper.

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Nobody tell Dildo in Seattle what a grammatical dumbfuck he is.

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Rights???

No one is stopping them from sucking shit off each other's dicks.

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Melanie won't be wearing roller skates anymore.

Dead at 76, would have been a deece DP pick.

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Nope, no contact before going into the portal there.

The NCAA will be gone in 5 years.

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Screw the bag.

It will only slow you down once the space aliens start chasing us down for food.

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This place sucks horse cock.

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Caleb Downs and Kadyn Proctor gone. I was looking forward to watching Downs become one of the best DBs ever produced at Bama. The kid played like a veteran his freshman season. This one hurts. It's rolling, baby! Right out the door: https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/39342600/sources-...

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Roux wrote: ↑Wed Jan 17, 2024 8:38 pm Movie preview

Probably portrays Simmons' butt buddy.

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Nobody cares.

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Taylor Swift prolly gets a cut of the action,

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Go ahead and hire Dabo.

The next Dubose.

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But not today.

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All the tributes from bammers include his LSU achievements as bama stats.

Serious case of inferiority complex.

They better get ready for 5 new coaches in 10 years.

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Barbara Eden, actress, breast cancer, October
Bruce Willis, actor, stroke, October
Tiger Woods, golfer, vehicle crash, October
Jamie Farr, actor, heart attack, October
Richard Shelby, retired senator, pneumonia, October

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Any tentacle sex in it?

-usmcobra

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https://arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/BMQKWLT7ANHA5D55WNKONWK234.jpg https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/t_fit-760w,f_auto,q_auto:best/rockcms/2023-07/230724-capitol-riot-peter-stager-mn-1545-db3c58.jpg What are you debating about these photos, Carped? Th...

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Mikey wrote: ↑Mon Jan 08, 2024 7:51 pm
Carson wrote: ↑Mon Jan 08, 2024 7:48 pm Meat Whistle: you never heard about it because it's nothing compared to the horror of having an unarmed woman try to get past a capitol cop.

Mikey: nice photo edit.
I didn't edit any photos.

OK, you edited the photo in your post. Feel better?

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I saw the first one while I was drafting my post.

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Meat Whistle: you never heard about it because it's nothing compared to the horror of having an unarmed woman try to get past a capitol cop.

Mikey: nice photo edit.

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Which would you rather have in YOUR house, Pill?

A. A guy wearing a buffalo headdress

or

B. Two naked guys buttfucking, then uploading the video proving it's at YOUR house?

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A false equivalence or false equivalency is an informal fallacy in which an equivalence is drawn between two subjects based on flawed or false reasoning.

Please elaborate on my flawed or false reasoning.

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If we're going to use extreme descriptions of bad acts in government buildings, then play both sides.

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Nice white flag, gimp.

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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Mon Jan 08, 2024 6:03 pm Insurrection

So, does that mean the two gays that buttfucked in the Senate hearing room are desecrators?

Nod your head yes, you sensationalizing simpleton.

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Riot.

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Did Ty leave her tied up with his ties?

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Better than letting him score a soccer goal at a Manchester United match.

Probably the last boner he ever got.

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