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by Carson
Sat Dec 09, 2023 11:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paper Tomb
Replies: 16
Views: 33817

Re: Paper Tomb

Ryan O’Neal, Star of ‘Love Story,’ ‘What’s Up, Doc?’ and ‘Paper Moon,’ Dies at 82 https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/ryan-oneal-dead-love-story-paper-moon-1235730468/ While we were beating off to Farah Fawcett posters, he was actually pounding that ass. Gotta rack him for that. Oh ...
by Carson
Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paper Tomb
Replies: 16
Views: 33817

Re: Paper Tomb

What's Up, Death?
by Carson
Fri Dec 08, 2023 3:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Long Gone Posters
Replies: 202
Views: 849974

Re: Long Gone Posters

Pastor Bob Tilton

Waitman Wade Beorne

sixpackdan
by Carson
Fri Dec 08, 2023 2:38 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Carson, WTF?!?!
Replies: 3
Views: 1899

Re: Carson, WTF?!?!

Sudden Sam wrote: Sat Nov 18, 2023 11:29 pm Bama’s gonna have to roll your Tigers by 50 to gain any ground!
Guess not
by Carson
Fri Dec 08, 2023 7:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...
Replies: 1186
Views: 275973

Re: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...

Hunter Biden must be a closet Republican.

Only Republicans cheat on taxes, right?
by Carson
Tue Dec 05, 2023 9:00 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: CFP Final Four
Replies: 54
Views: 90983

Re: CFP Final Four

Because Nick Saban has neeever lobbied for a spot.
by Carson
Mon Dec 04, 2023 4:37 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: CFP Final Four
Replies: 54
Views: 90983

Re: CFP Final Four

Carson wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 6:45 am Based on TV markets, which is what ESPN Mickey wants:

Michigan
Washington
Texas
bammer
by Carson
Sun Dec 03, 2023 6:45 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: CFP Final Four
Replies: 54
Views: 90983

Re: CFP Final Four

Based on TV markets, which is what ESPN Mickey wants:

Michigan
Washington
Texas
bammer

tOSU is a potential wild card
by Carson
Sat Dec 02, 2023 7:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sandra Dead O'Connor
Replies: 1
Views: 1601

Sandra Dead O'Connor

93 years young.
by Carson
Thu Nov 30, 2023 2:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Long Gone Posters
Replies: 202
Views: 849974

Re: Long Gone Posters

Someone got his wife's picture and used it as their avatar.
by Carson
Wed Nov 29, 2023 4:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Chuck Darwin swings and misses
Replies: 6
Views: 4893

Re: Chuck Darwin swings and misses

Is he going to jump her?

RAAAAAACISM btw.
by Carson
Mon Nov 27, 2023 5:59 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: What has Michigan ever done?
Replies: 29
Views: 20867

Re: What has Michigan ever done?

So a Michigan team that felt it necessary to know their opponents’ play calls in order to beat the likes of Rutgers, Minnesota, Purdue, and Indiana will likely make the CFP and keep a deserving team out of it. Gee, I wonder which "deserving" team you refer to. :meds: Oh, I know! The team ...
by Carson
Fri Nov 24, 2023 8:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: THanksGiving Roll Call
Replies: 26
Views: 39724

Re: THanksGiving Roll Call

Brown Friday rulz.
by Carson
Fri Nov 24, 2023 9:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sordid Clambake news
Replies: 70
Views: 205110

Re: Sordid Clambake news

His username no longer exists.

You have no friends.
by Carson
Wed Nov 22, 2023 1:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies
Replies: 38
Views: 174252

Re: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies

Screw_Michigan wrote: Wed Nov 22, 2023 1:49 pm Allbarn wouldn't get relegated if there was relegation in D-1A football.
Where did THAT come from?
by Carson
Wed Nov 22, 2023 1:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Top 5
Replies: 15
Views: 6324

Re: Top 5

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Sat Nov 30, 2019 3:57 am He's working on amending the Constitution in his spare time.

Congress shall make no law barring rugged entry into my shit-pipe by as many creepy weirdos as I can find on Grindr.

Image
Too bad he got banned before I could find this pic.
by Carson
Wed Nov 22, 2023 1:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies
Replies: 38
Views: 174252

Re: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies

Also, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly is a Civil War movie.
by Carson
Wed Nov 22, 2023 6:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Help me pick a name for our show
Replies: 17
Views: 1190

Re: Help me pick a name for our show

Snow Miser and Steam Lifter. Lyrics for the theme song: He's Mister Klondike commie, He's Mister Marx. He's Mister welfare statist, Wants SG's sister even though she barks. They call him Snow Miser, He's oot and aboot. What a fucking galoot. Too cute. He's Mister steamy weight room, He's Mister pre...
by Carson
Wed Nov 22, 2023 6:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies
Replies: 38
Views: 174252

Re: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies

Sven Golly wrote: Tue Nov 21, 2023 7:14 pm I know it's not a movie, but the show with Heat and Cold MIsers....
The Year Without a Santa Claus.
by Carson
Wed Nov 22, 2023 6:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 9-23-23
Replies: 36
Views: 23479

Re: Weekend Roll Call 9-23-23

Taylor Swift and ass used in the same sentence, yet no pics?

GTFO.
by Carson
Mon Nov 20, 2023 6:59 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Carson, WTF?!?!
Replies: 3
Views: 1899

Re: Carson, WTF?!?!

Stop your bitching, it weakened Georgia's resume, too. :oops:
by Carson
Sun Nov 19, 2023 6:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If you were Jesus H Christ...
Replies: 2
Views: 748

Re: If you were Jesus H Christ...

It's been tried before.

The shitstain will start misspelling it as a workaround.
by Carson
Sun Nov 12, 2023 6:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: PM to mvscal
Replies: 12
Views: 2762

Re: PM to mvscal

Mrs Grif wants to go look at some sugar gliders tonight. She wants a breeding pair. I'm nervous. Hasn't she done enough damage? I guess you're going to have to wash your filthy dick beaters and start doing the laundry from now on. As long as he stays away from BBQ pits and doesn't let tweaker emplo...
by Carson
Fri Nov 10, 2023 5:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 566
Views: 1048477

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 A young Muslim Israeli woman thanks the Israeli state for all the opportunities it has gifted her with and says that if not for Israel she would have been an illiterate woman enslaved by her husband right now. Instead, she got an MA from Stanford. 🇺🇸🇮🇱 https://media.licdn.co...
by Carson
Thu Nov 09, 2023 7:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Only 2 years and billions late
Replies: 69
Views: 62889

Re: Only 2 years and billions late

So the libs who think government workers will take care of them are calling us stupid for paying financial experts to take care of our retirement accounts.
by Carson
Wed Nov 08, 2023 5:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Only 2 years and billions late
Replies: 69
Views: 62889

Re: Only 2 years and billions late

Stock markets are higher.
Not according to my retirement accounts.

Unemployment is about half what it was.
Where?

Covid deaths in the US were averaging several thousand per day. Considerably fewer now, I think.
Covid deaths? You really went there?
by Carson
Tue Nov 07, 2023 11:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trans in the news
Replies: 297
Views: 68440

Re: Trans in the news

Not a single nazi, pedo, or traitor in that blast.

What smack is meant to be.
by Carson
Sun Nov 05, 2023 6:39 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Why All the Raves for Washington?
Replies: 16
Views: 3583

Re: Why All the Raves for Washington?

Looks like Washington might get the PAC12 into the playoffs.

Just in time for their collapse.
by Carson
Fri Nov 03, 2023 2:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Long Gone Posters
Replies: 202
Views: 849974

Re: Long Gone Posters

Saving that pic is not a good thing.
by Carson
Thu Nov 02, 2023 6:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 566
Views: 1048477

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Uhh, Filter was singing about suicide.
by Carson
Wed Nov 01, 2023 12:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Halloween movies you wish were a Porno
Replies: 7
Views: 1072

Re: Halloween movies you wish were a Porno

Halloweenie: mstool proves once again to be a useless dick.
by Carson
Sun Oct 29, 2023 5:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: One Less Friend
Replies: 20
Views: 10093

Re: One Less Friend

Chandler drowned himself to get away from that annoying girlfriend.
by Carson
Sat Oct 28, 2023 6:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 566
Views: 1048477

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Ehh, you're quoting New Testament.

Jews leave those books out of their teachings.
by Carson
Fri Oct 27, 2023 4:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Maine killer
Replies: 55
Views: 40987

Re: Maine killer

Hold up, now.

Kierland needs the business.
by Carson
Thu Oct 26, 2023 4:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Impressions of America
Replies: 24
Views: 8795

Re: Impressions of America

What you described sounds a lot like Athens.

Except the women here are hot and we can get porn.
by Carson
Sat Oct 21, 2023 10:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Long Gone Posters
Replies: 202
Views: 849974

Re: Long Gone Posters

Scott from Anaheim wrote: Sat Oct 21, 2023 4:31 am
mvscal wrote: Fri Oct 20, 2023 9:56 pm
Scott from Anaheim wrote: Tue Oct 17, 2023 5:59 am Waitman Wade Beorn. Someone find him.
Probably busy buttfucking his wife.
Or conjoined twins.
In a coffin.
by Carson
Sat Oct 21, 2023 8:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Gym Jordan gets cucked in front of America
Replies: 14
Views: 1622

Re: Gym Jordan gets cucked in front of America

Screw_Michigan wrote: Sat Oct 21, 2023 2:35 amA sewer product of gerrymandering
Agreed. Gerrymandering has locked Congress into a stalemate, and disenchanted voters have started electing idiots, such as the "squad".
by Carson
Thu Oct 19, 2023 6:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Long Gone Posters
Replies: 202
Views: 849974

Re: Long Gone Posters

Softball Bat wrote: Wed Oct 18, 2023 10:34 pm Goober McTuber
A fun lefty. Good contributor to BTPCFB.

Schlomart needs to come back to the Art Haus.
by Carson
Tue Oct 17, 2023 12:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize
Replies: 133
Views: 45074

Re: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize

StopwAtChinGyOuTube!!!
by Carson
Mon Oct 16, 2023 2:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Reads like a G-Pete POTY screed
Replies: 115
Views: 16408

Re: Reads like a G-Pete POTY screed

Thousands of clients but still has time to spam this board.

Zyclone, is that you?