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by Jack
Sat Dec 15, 2007 9:00 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: The Mitchell Report
Replies: 57
Views: 3943

With all of the names outed in The Mitchell Report, Barry Bonds has to get some credit for not "ratting out" his friends. You have to figure that he was given the opportunity to many times. I understand that the Soccer Moms in this forum would say " It's not ratting out when you are h...
by Jack
Sat Dec 15, 2007 2:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What the @#&%!
Replies: 10
Views: 962

Unhinge that jaw and I'll show you. Looks like I'll be having venison for dinner tonight. Oh, Dear! That'll cost you a buck. What the fuck does a holiday troll have to do around here to become certified? You have to come up with 12 Christmas jokes, other than the examples below. Make sure the jokes...
by Jack
Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ron Mexico shirts
Replies: 1
Views: 321

Ron Mexico shirts

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You are bidding on the #7 shirt seen in the picture!!


Mike Vick Items on eBay
by Jack
Sat Dec 15, 2007 12:00 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: If you think the Patriots will win the SB you're a dumbass
Replies: 85
Views: 5407

If you think the Patriots will win the SB you're a dumbass Well, according to http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dumb-ass A dumb ass is everyone that voted for bush(4). I voted for Bush! I have also been called smart ass! ..an ass that has a higher than average intelligence. That sounds...
by Jack
Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:53 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: The Mitchell Report
Replies: 57
Views: 3943

The Official Mitchell Report ***** According to ABC, this is the list of The 86 names (people into numbers will note the pun 86) 86 is a common term uttered in bars and restaurants. It means the supply of an item is exhausted, as in "Tell the customer to order another appetizer. The soup du jo...
by Jack
Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:03 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: The Mitchell Report
Replies: 57
Views: 3943

Could Dan Duquett's comment about "twilight of his career" have pushed Roger to start using roids? Notoriously, Red Sox general manager Dan Duquette said Clemens was in the "twilight of his career" following four consecutive seasons, 1993-96, in which the pitcher was a mediocre 4...
by Jack
Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:34 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: The Mitchell Report
Replies: 57
Views: 3943

The Mitchell Report

just heard Roger Clemens will be on the list.

Who else???

Will there be no HOFs from this era to actually get voted to the Hall of Fame due to steroids or alleged steroid use?
by Jack
Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Official 2008 Death Pool
Replies: 57
Views: 2718

Kylie Minogue - Cancer
Anastacia - Cancer
Melissa Etheridge - Cancer
Rod Stewart - Cancer
John Kerry - Cancer-- already dead just refuses to believe it!
Mike Tyson - Accident- Damn KC!!
Woody Allen - Cardiac Arrest
by Jack
Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:22 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Will this be a BIG ROUT?? Patriots- Jets
Replies: 21
Views: 2371

There is no debate on what the Patriots did and got caught doing. The Eric Mangina fan base is now trying to call out Belichick for giving Eric his opportunity to coach in the NFL. In reality, Bill Belichick broke a rule; the snitch broke the coaches' code. By exposing the dirty secret of his forme...
by Jack
Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:27 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Will this be a BIG ROUT?? Patriots- Jets
Replies: 21
Views: 2371

Will this be a BIG ROUT?? Patriots- Jets

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2007/1211/nfl_ap_mangini_belichick02_412.jpg Bill Belichick and Eric Mangina Current point spread is 27 points according to Las Vegas Odds posted on Foxsports.com Do you think the Patriots will let the Jets off the hook? Get caught by surprise and lose? or somewhere ...
by Jack
Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I thought this was the name for a XXX field!!
Replies: 2
Views: 332

I thought this was the name for a XXX field!!

Fukudome NAGOYA, Japan -- Japanese outfielder Kosuke Fukudome told the Chunichi Dragons he will not return next season, saying he wants to make a move to the major leagues. http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2007/1210/mlb_a_fukudome_65.jpg Fukudome is regarded as one of the best outfielders in Japanes...
by Jack
Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:03 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Pats V Squeelers
Replies: 42
Views: 1560

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Wanna get away??
by Jack
Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Meanwhile, Huckabee has a 12 point lead in Iowa
Replies: 40
Views: 1527

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Those were some incredible comebacks!!

Most of you were able to complete a full sentence!!

I didn't think you were capable!!

EXCELLENT!!

Just like your teachers always told you!

You are SPECIAL!!
by Jack
Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Meanwhile, Huckabee has a 12 point lead in Iowa
Replies: 40
Views: 1527

What a name for a President... HuckaBee!! ********************* I have a friend who is a Democratic voter and he favors Huckabee. I am not a Democratic voter. I vote Independent but favor the Conservatives. However, I would choose Huckabee over Hilary if that were my only choice. I just don't see hi...
by Jack
Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:41 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Fallout from the 49ers .. Vikings game
Replies: 9
Views: 571

Fallout from the 49ers .. Vikings game

Man falls over railing, pronounced dead at scene during game BAD OMEN!!! SAN FRANCISCO -- A fan attending the Minnesota Vikings-San Francisco 49ers game at Monster Park died when he fell at least 20 feet from an upper concourse to the mezzanine level, team and local police said. The man, 31, went t...
by Jack
Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:36 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: My Two Favorite Teams
Replies: 7
Views: 506

Are we supposed to give a fuck? Trots this shit. No, not you! Noone wants you to give a fuck! Not even the ugly fat chick at the bar at 2 o'clock in the morning wants you to give a fuck! keep on keeping all of your fucks to yourself!! **** I agree, Neely! You know all the media will be ragging on B...
by Jack
Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:09 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Pats V Squeelers
Replies: 42
Views: 1560

Rack Neely for getting Rodney Harrison's seats. How did you manage that one? ******************************************************************* Anthony Smith has gotta realize that you play 'em one down at a time. He should just be happy to be here and hope he can help the ballclub. Just give it hi...
by Jack
Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Lake Placid, NY asking for reviews
Replies: 23
Views: 631

Thanks, Men! I appreciate the knowledge! I will be going there Dec. 27- Jan. 2. I did not even think about Bobsledding!! I am psyched!! Thanks for the links, BSmack! I ski but i wanted to do more than skiing and it seems like there is plenty to do there. Some other time I will try skiing out west. I...
by Jack
Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Lake Placid, NY asking for reviews
Replies: 23
Views: 631

Lake Placid, NY asking for reviews

I have been offered a 6 day getaway at the Lake Placid Hilton.
Compliments of Hilton Hotels.

Anyone ever been here?
Have you skiied here?

Any recommendations?

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I expect stupid replies by Goober and Dins, but I appreciate intelligent replies by the rest of you.

Thank you!
by Jack
Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:44 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: MNF - Patriots/Ravens
Replies: 46
Views: 1527

He is entitled to his opinion. He also stated that Brady is the best that he has ever seen . Most experts put Johnny Unitas as the #1 QB of all time with Joe Montana #2. But since most of the posters in this site are 45 and under (cept Luther) Noone mentions Johnny Unitas because very few saw him pl...
by Jack
Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:06 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Free agency begins...
Replies: 32
Views: 2132

DEAL DONE!! in principle. The Florida Marlins and Detroit Tigers have agreed in principle on a trade that will send Miguel Cabrera and Dontrelle Willis to Detroit for key prospects, sources told ESPN's Peter Gammons. The Tigers would send outfielder Cameron Maybin, pitcher Andrew Miller, catcher Mi...
by Jack
Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:53 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Free agency begins...
Replies: 32
Views: 2132

If that deal goes through and Renteria plays like he has and not like he did with the Red Sox, the Tigers are going to be a force to be reckoned with!
by Jack
Tue Dec 04, 2007 2:46 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: MNF - Patriots/Ravens
Replies: 46
Views: 1527

jim, I wasn't trying to screw with anyone's head. If you actually read my post, I cannot see how you wouldn't see the obvious sarcasm. There wasn't much that anyone with an IQ over 60 couldn't figure out. If you are upset that I didn't give you the Soccer Mom award... Maybe you can get it next week!...
by Jack
Tue Dec 04, 2007 1:49 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: MNF - Patriots/Ravens
Replies: 46
Views: 1527

I am glad that the Patriots decided to stop running up the score on their opponents. You think the Patriots decided to make the last 2 games close? You're an idiot. They finally faced 2 teams that put together a game plan that gave the Patriots problems and to the Patriots credit they kept battling...
by Jack
Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:47 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: MNF - Patriots/Ravens
Replies: 46
Views: 1527

I am glad that the Patriots decided to stop running up the score on their opponents. Their games have been so much more entertaining to watch. I actually believed that they could lose. Noone thought that Bill Belichick listens to them. Well, he does! and you have his proof over the last 2 games! I u...
by Jack
Tue Dec 04, 2007 1:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Any tard who this they are the same is an iodiot.
Replies: 9
Views: 613

Any tard who this they are the same is an iodiot.

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by Jack
Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joke
Replies: 4
Views: 296

That is old!! ************* A little old lady went into the Bank of America one day carrying a bag of money. She insists that she must speak with the President of the bank to open a savings account because it's a lot of money. They finally get her into the presidents office and he asks her how much ...
by Jack
Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:30 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Free agency begins...
Replies: 32
Views: 2132

Shoalzie, I agree that the Sox would appear "Patriotesque" with the addition of Santana to the lineup, but I wouldn't trade both Ellsbury and Bucholz. It's either or. As a Soxfan, I do not want the Yankees to get Santana. I am hoping that the Red Sox offering of Ellsbury is a way of forcin...
by Jack
Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:49 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Redskins safety Taylor shot at his home
Replies: 53
Views: 4305

BBMarley, I do agree! I also admit that I am just speculating and don't know all of the facts! This could be a simple robbery gone wrong .. BUT why didn't they shoot his girlfriend? (especially after they shot him?) Why wasn't anything taken? and what about that knife left on the bed a week before? ...
by Jack
Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Girls Football - Rank em(!)
Replies: 12
Views: 1641

(!) Girls Football - Rank em(!)

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by Jack
Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Evel Knievel takes a dirt nap
Replies: 11
Views: 538

Nov. 11 - Kanye West's Mother dies.
Nov. 30th - Kanye West's Homeboy dies...

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RIP EVEL!!

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Kanye's got your back!!
by Jack
Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:12 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Redskins safety Taylor shot at his home
Replies: 53
Views: 4305

Execution style (gang banger)- Shoots you in the head. For God's sake, shut up you fucking retard. Here's how a gangbanger stylizes an execution... He holds the gun sideways like Antonio Banderas, and empties the clip in a random direction, hoping to get at least one to hit paydirt. Of course, many...
by Jack
Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:00 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Redskins safety Taylor shot at his home
Replies: 53
Views: 4305

Execution style (gang banger)- Shoots you in the head. Jealous Lover - shoots you in the heart. Angry over something sexual in nature - shoots you in the groin. - Junior Detective Inc. Can't stand listening to dad's conspiracy theories any more- Stashes a half oz of weed in the glove compartment. h...
by Jack
Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:10 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Redskins safety Taylor shot at his home
Replies: 53
Views: 4305

From the clues below, who shot Taylor? Early Monday, Taylor and longtime girlfriend, Jackie Garcia, were awakened by loud noises at Taylor's home in an affluent Miami suburb, according to family friend Richard Sharpstein. Taylor grabbed a machete he keeps in the bedroom for protection, Sharpstein sa...
by Jack
Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:35 pm
Forum: NBA
Topic: Ashamed Celtic Fan
Replies: 33
Views: 2811

Dins, just stay down where you belong! Where were the Celtics last year? Where are they now? Are they in a better spot now? What is the contract status for the current Celtics? http://www.hoopshype.com/salaries/boston.htm Kevin Garnett signed through 2011/2012 Paul Pierce signed through 2010/2011 Ke...
by Jack
Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Street Price of marijuana?
Replies: 31
Views: 1721

I asked the street price of pot. Moving Sale, Jsc810 were intelligent enough to answer the question. Thank you! The answer is $150.00. Allegedly it is good stuff. Face it, if someone as dimwitted as Jack could find it, the local PD would be able to sniff it out as well. I'm as anti-drug war as anyon...
by Jack
Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Street Price of marijuana?
Replies: 31
Views: 1721

Street Price of marijuana?

Who can tell me the average price for a half an ounce of marijuana? My 19 year old son had dope in his glove compartment. I took it and locked it away! (I will either flush it down the toilet or burn it ( not smoke it). Back in my day, a half an ounce cost $20. I assume it is much higher now. I don'...
by Jack
Mon Nov 26, 2007 4:43 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Patriot's Point Spread Week 12
Replies: 15
Views: 475

Re: Patriot's Point Spread Week 12

Jack wrote:I predict that the Patriots will beat the Eagles by at least 30.
I was wrong!! Philly played an excellent game offensively and defensively!

I think that this game was close more because the Eagles played better than the Patriots played poorly.

Feeley over McNabb!! That's a no brainer, IMO!!
by Jack
Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Find your ideal political match.
Replies: 16
Views: 651

Okay. I noticed that, on another thread, there was an insanely simplistic candidate match. Waste of time with either/or questions. Therefore, I give you this link. Definitely better. ... Dude, I am not doing the 7th grade' "My link is better than your link, routine". I asked for more link...
by Jack
Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:50 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Patriot's Point Spread Week 12
Replies: 15
Views: 475

Patriot's Point Spread Week 12

Patriots - Eagles point spread largest ever not involving expansion team And according to http://www.footballlocks.com/nfl_point_spreads.shtml, New England -24 Philadelphia ************************************** So, how many of you would/ will take the Patriots and give away 23 1/2 - 24 points? I p...