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by Jack
Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: There's something happening here..
Replies: 91
Views: 4217

Re: There's something happening here..

mvscal wrote:
Jack wrote:Was that your intention?
That's probably why he italicized it, you fucking dolt.
Does someone piss in your cornflakes every day?

I don't think I have ever met anyone as unpleasant as you.

Lighten up, FRANCIS!!
by Jack
Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: There's something happening here..
Replies: 91
Views: 4217

Re: There's something happening here..

analogy - :lol: :lol:

That was a clever pun!

Was that your intention?

I will have to give you some credit, if it was.
by Jack
Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: True Detective types
Replies: 3
Views: 579

True Detective types

This is gruesome but I figure that many of you are mature enough to discuss your theories.. Missing Marine reported Dead http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/2008/CRIME/01/11/missing.marine/art.lauterbach.jpg Lance Cpl. Maria Lauterbach, the pregnant Marine who was missing from Camp Lejeune, North Carolina, is de...
by Jack
Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Snowman Dead
Replies: 5
Views: 463

Snowman Dead

Anybody have Snowman in the death thread? Bowman the Showman' died Thursday of a possible drug overdose, authorities said. He was 40. Check out the Before and After pics. http://www.frogsonice.com/skateweb/pictures/marg/Bowman03.gif http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080111/capt.0d02a2bd8609485e82...
by Jack
Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you mind if I dance wif your date?
Replies: 0
Views: 283

Do you mind if I dance wif your date?

Michael Strahan has an interesting way of defending Tony Romo. Veteran Michael Strahan came to Romo's defense on Thursday, saying the young heartthrob had every right to go to a Mexico resort with Simpson and other teammates during the Cowboys' recent bye week. "Heck, if Jessica Simpson wanted ...
by Jack
Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My eyes! My eyes!!!
Replies: 37
Views: 2262

Re: My eyes! My eyes!!!

Oh, and the Lasik really is for the OL. I was blessed with 20/20 vision. She was cursed with a hot mess for eyes. That might explain how you landed her. The Lasik might be a bad idea. Once she gets a good look at you, she'll probably bolt. You served it up and Goober slammed it home!! http://i25.ph...
by Jack
Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: There's something happening here..
Replies: 91
Views: 4217

Re: There's something happening here..

R-Jack wrote:
Jack wrote:It only felt like a tip..

Maybe you should try one of those pills.

That's a good one, until you realize you just admitted to taking it up the ass.
Not really! It only touched the top of a hemorrhoid on my hairy ass!!
by Jack
Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: There's something happening here..
Replies: 91
Views: 4217

Re: There's something happening here..

It only felt like a tip..

Maybe you should try one of those pills.
by Jack
Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: There's something happening here..
Replies: 91
Views: 4217

Re: There's something happening here..

Thanks for the tips!

Are you sure that you are not a mohel!
by Jack
Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: There's something happening here..
Replies: 91
Views: 4217

Re: There's something happening here..

If, we do attack Iran, it is a good bet that the Gulf will be the starting point. Fuckin'A dude, they should probably find you a position on the Joint Chiefs. You mean if a country that has military in and around the Gulf were to attack a country that has about 8,000,000 miles of coastline along th...
by Jack
Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: There's something happening here..
Replies: 91
Views: 4217

Re: There's something happening here..

I understand that many of you do not see this incident as significant... but I do think it is. Bush has called Iran's actions provocative. Iran is claiming that the US is creating phony videos. Iran Accuses U.S. of Faking Persian Gulf Video Stephen J. Hadley, national security adviser, again warned ...
by Jack
Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: There's something happening here..
Replies: 91
Views: 4217

Re: There's something happening here..

You will explode after a few minutes! http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2008/01/08/sot.iran.us.defense.dept.DOD" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; http://www.kansascity.com/news/world/story/436488.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; President Bush...
by Jack
Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: There's something happening here..
Replies: 91
Views: 4217

Re: There's something happening here..

Sure thing, Dins.

If anyone did not respond to the previous ones, I consider that agreement with me but an inability or unwillingness to admit it!

So, now, next question..

who thinks Iran is a threat to the US?
by Jack
Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: There's something happening here..
Replies: 91
Views: 4217

Re: There's something happening here..

So, Dins disagrees with mvscal who says there are NO SIMILARITIES between the current incidents in the Persian Gulf and the Gulf of Tonkin incident..

anyone else?
by Jack
Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: There's something happening here..
Replies: 91
Views: 4217

Re: There's something happening here..

Answer the questions that I posted, idiot! You have to be an idiot not to think there are any similarities. I am not saying it is the same! But you have to learn from history. Tell me which candidate you respect? What news station do you respect? http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/meast/01/07/iran.us.nav...
by Jack
Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: There's something happening here..
Replies: 91
Views: 4217

Re: There's something happening here..

Dins, Answer all 5 questions. Not just 1. How can anyone say that there is NO SIMILARITY with our present situation in the GULF and our Viet Nam Gulf incident? Do you think there is NO SIMILARITY ?? ****** btw...The Highest IQ ever recorded belongs to Marilyn vos Savant according to Guinness. Her IQ...
by Jack
Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: There's something happening here..
Replies: 91
Views: 4217

Re: There's something happening here..

I gave you the opportunity to have an intelligent conversation. You disappointed me. Using multiple trolls and not answering the question is what I expect of you.. Nothings changed. However, if your purpose is to be funny like a clown... at least you could amuse me! The Whistle wins so far for most ...
by Jack
Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: There's something happening here..
Replies: 91
Views: 4217

Re: There's something happening here..

just answer the questions!

Answer all 5!

If you can answer no to the 5 questions and justify, you may have a point.

otherwise, a lack of answer to all questions, will show what you are.

All other doubters, Answer all 5.
by Jack
Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: There's something happening here..
Replies: 91
Views: 4217

Re: There's something happening here..

mvscal, reply to each line. 1) Both incidents are in Gulfs! Gulf of Tonkin.. Persian Gulf Do you believe that the Persian Gulf and the Gulf of Tonkin are both Gulfs? Yes or No 2) Both incidents involved US Ships versus a hostile enemies' boats. Do you believe that both incidents involved US Ships an...
by Jack
Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:34 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Clemens was being deceptive
Replies: 82
Views: 3480

Re: Clemens was being deceptive

I find it hard to believe that Clemens knew nothing about his buddy Andy's HGH use. It would be better for baseball if Clemens can prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that he never used steroids... but I don't think he can. This will be forever known as the Steroid era and all records that involve powe...
by Jack
Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: There's something happening here..
Replies: 91
Views: 4217

Re: There's something happening here..

There are no similarities or possibilities. This incident is not being used as a justification for military action against Iran nor was there any attack in this incident either real or alleged ergo there is no similarity. I know that I should just continue to ignore you but I will reply. There are ...
by Jack
Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: There's something happening here..
Replies: 91
Views: 4217

Re: There's something happening here..

Jack wrote:"History repeats itself because noone listens the first time."
by Jack
Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: There's something happening here..
Replies: 91
Views: 4217

Re: There's something happening here..

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Video/080107/n_mik_irannavy_080107.300w.jpg ... http://www.kirkwood.k12.mo.us/parent_student/khs/plattes/topics24-25/topics24%20and%202529.jpg The Gulf of Tonkin Incident is a pair of supposed attacks allegedly carried out by naval forces of the Democrat...
by Jack
Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: There's something happening here..
Replies: 91
Views: 4217

There's something happening here..

what it is.. ain't exactly clear. Iranian boats 'harass' U.S. Navy, officials say Five Iranian Revolutionary Guard boats "harassed and provoked" three U.S. Navy ships early Sunday in international waters, the U.S. military said Monday, calling the encounter a "significant" confro...
by Jack
Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: free speech on private property - WTF California?
Replies: 37
Views: 1177

Re: free speech on private property - WTF California?

smackaholic wrote:Problem is, even though it's private property, it is open to the public.
Kind of like Britney Spears!
by Jack
Tue Jan 01, 2008 3:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: When Zoos Become Jungles...A Christmas Story
Replies: 25
Views: 1131

Re: When Zoos Become Jungles...A Christmas Story

Perhaps, this is not just a Christmas Story...
Celebrate New Year’s Day, free, at the zoo
by Jack
Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:46 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Was Coughlin wrong???
Replies: 13
Views: 1020

Re: Was Coughlin wrong???

THE BIBLE - Because all the works of all the science cannot equal the wisdom of cattle-sacrificing primitives who thought every animal species in the world lived within walking distance of Noah's house. Now, that's funny!! **** I didn't expect the Giants to even make the playoffs this year. At the ...
by Jack
Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:56 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Was Coughlin wrong???
Replies: 13
Views: 1020

Re: Was Coughlin wrong???

Anyone who rests starters at any time except in the waning minutes of a blowout should be shot in the face. Horseshit. Any coach who insists on allowing his starters to play in a meaningless game (e.g., if they've already wrapped up a playoff berth and aren't looking to make NFL history as a team) ...
by Jack
Sun Dec 30, 2007 4:06 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: HOF type players not likely on steroids!
Replies: 6
Views: 788

HOF type players not likely on steroids!

How many HOF caliber players, not currently in the HOF, from the steroid era (1990- present) can you list?

1. Pedro Martinez.

Who else?
by Jack
Sun Dec 30, 2007 6:42 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Was Coughlin wrong???
Replies: 13
Views: 1020

Was Coughlin wrong???

The Giants lost center Shaun O'Hara, backup safety Craig Dahl and linebacker Kawika Mitchell, all with knee injuries, and cornerback Sam Madison with an abdominal strain. Some expected the Giants to sit their starters. They did not! They played their starters and played their asses off!! The Giants ...
by Jack
Sun Dec 30, 2007 5:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: new board..
Replies: 10
Views: 1155

Re: new board..

THIS PLACE HORSE SUCKS COCKS!!
by Jack
Sun Dec 30, 2007 5:50 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Here we GO!!! 16 & O ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Replies: 55
Views: 1360

Re: Here we GO!!! 16 & O ! ! ! ! ! ! !

The Giants would have won that game if they only played 3 quarters. But they don't! The Patriots would be the Champions of the NFL if they were to determine the Champions based on their record at the end of the regular season. But they don't! We need to accomplish 3 more victories. Rack the Patriots...
by Jack
Sun Dec 23, 2007 4:00 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Most Points, Season 556
Replies: 29
Views: 1775

Most Points, Season 556

556 Minnesota, 1998

New England has 523 points with 2 games left.

I expect that record to fall today!

**********

NFL RECORDS
by Jack
Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack old ladies
Replies: 16
Views: 610

This lady was a 10 year old boy in the movie, "Jack".
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just sayin'
by Jack
Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:02 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Willie Parker- DONE for the season
Replies: 14
Views: 537

Parker was one of my Fantasy RB's. I put him in over Rudy Johnson!
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by Jack
Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Those Spears girls sure do keep it real, don't they?
Replies: 28
Views: 1035

Spears, who turned 16 on April 4 and says she is 12 weeks into her pregnancy, told the magazine she plans to raise her child in Louisiana, "so it can have a normal family life." in Louisiana!! http://theoneboard.com/board/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif Normal Life!! http://theoneboard.com/boar...
by Jack
Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mike Huckabee's Christmas Message
Replies: 18
Views: 649

Remove all crosses or designs that cross in the background of political ads! Do not let the politicians blink! Run all ads backwards before airing! All Politicians must wear the same color clothing! *** Of course, the bookshelf cross was intentional, get over it! All politicians have something subli...
by Jack
Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Those Spears girls sure do keep it real, don't they?
Replies: 28
Views: 1035

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She is definitely JAIL BAIT material!!
by Jack
Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:21 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Pro Bowl Results
Replies: 40
Views: 2660

Pro Bowl Surprise:Sean Taylor as a Starter
by Jack
Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A little "Shawshank", a little "Escape from A
Replies: 5
Views: 303

A little "Shawshank", a little "Escape from A

Warden Samuel Norton: [to poster] What say you there, fuzzy-britches? Feel like talking? Pinups of bikini-clad women hid jailbreak route, officials say http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/2007/US/law/12/17/jail.escape.ap/art.pinup.break.ucc.jpg The county prosecutor's office said the two apparently removed cemen...