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by Jack
Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:36 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Crisp and Lugo
Replies: 5
Views: 358

Crisp and Lugo

They both suck!!!
by Jack
Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:44 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: 12" an hour
Replies: 2
Views: 359

You are sick!!

Okay, I laughed!!

I heard it, too!
by Jack
Mon Oct 15, 2007 2:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Are Solar stocks the next .coms??
Replies: 6
Views: 319

TSSP just hit .0026.

I say SELL SELL SELL,

if anyone is listening!!

Decent profit on this subpenny stock but not worth the risk buying it at this level.
by Jack
Sun Oct 14, 2007 11:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sex with robots (Wav file inside)
Replies: 7
Views: 353

I will admit, this is a supid thread. I just figured you all needed to lighten up a little bit! Quote from the link.. Levy predicts Massachusetts will be the first jurisdiction to legalize human-robot marriage. "Massachusetts is more liberal than most other jurisdictions in the United States an...
by Jack
Sat Oct 13, 2007 9:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sex with robots (Wav file inside)
Replies: 7
Views: 353

Sex with robots (Wav file inside)

Sex and marriage with robots? It could happen!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21271545/wi ... ?GT1=10450

I just thought this was amusing!!

Go ahead, discuss!!

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*** I noticed that someone added a .wav file **
by Jack
Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Are Solar stocks the next .coms??
Replies: 6
Views: 319

Il make some assumptions Jack. Uhh,you are also familiar with David Gelbaum,OEGY,BCON CPTC,AKNS,QTWW ...am I forgetting any....oh yea DESC. All alternative energy stocks,and If you have been perusing yahoo stock messge boards much,then... These are interesting companies,stock fluctuations aside. I ...
by Jack
Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Stars that have lost it all due to their own stupididty.
Replies: 62
Views: 2231

Tonya Harding, if you want to put her in this, fine but the Olympics don't = Star status. Huh? What a stupid fucking statement. Your "star status" is dictated by the media. I care more about Go Fish than I do figure skating, but even I can vividly remember the constant newsreel that was T...
by Jack
Sun Oct 07, 2007 2:13 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Theo Epstein hitting the crack pipe... AGAIN!!!:::
Replies: 32
Views: 1098

J D Drew's Proper Name is David Jonathan Drew.

Why the hell is he known as JD?
by Jack
Sun Oct 07, 2007 2:09 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: RACK game 2 of Yanks-Indians
Replies: 16
Views: 1005

Todd,

take a hint from this link

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=25271

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Rodriguez has four hits in his past 50 postseason at-bats, and last night's 0-for-4 stretching a hitless streak to 19 at-bats.

J D Drew has 2 hits out of his last 7 at bats.

just sayin'
by Jack
Sat Oct 06, 2007 9:26 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: RACK game 2 of Yanks-Indians
Replies: 16
Views: 1005

Blame Derek Jeter's cologne for the bug problem! http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/playoffs2007/news/story?id=3051642 Yankees first baseman Doug Mientkiewicz said that the gnat-like nuisance was caused by the cologne brand of the team captain. http://www.thebronxcheer.com/wp-content/themes/gentle_calm/i...
by Jack
Sat Oct 06, 2007 5:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Stars that have lost it all due to their own stupididty.
Replies: 62
Views: 2231

Terry, I do agree that OJ and Whitney fit this category perfectly. You have argued your point well and Tonya has made the list and you get extra credit for adding a white person to the list. Who is Tawney? ( I had to look her up... I remember her after looking her up on Wikipedia). She BLEW what was...
by Jack
Sat Oct 06, 2007 5:11 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: RACK game 2 of Yanks-Indians
Replies: 16
Views: 1005

I swear....NOT ONE SINGLE FUCKING TEAM that I've wanted to see win in this post season has won yet. http://theoneboard.com/board/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif http://theoneboard.com/board/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif http://theoneboard.com/board/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif http://theoneboard.com/board/im...
by Jack
Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Stars that have lost it all due to their own stupididty.
Replies: 62
Views: 2231

Re: Stars that have lost it all due to their own stupididty.

So far from the contributions to this thread, I would add Britney Spears to the list. Even though a "contribution" to this thread pointed out that she's still got over 100 mil in the bank. How does that fit the definition of "losing it all"? Tonya Harding would fit into this cat...
by Jack
Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Stars that have lost it all due to their own stupididty.
Replies: 62
Views: 2231

Re: Stars that have lost it all due to their own stupididty.

I am looking for a list of celebrities that have lost it all (or lost a damn lot) due to their own stupidity. After all that has been offered here for you Jack, I'm looking for an answer: What exactly brought on this need for a list of the failure of others? Self affirmation? Going for your high sc...
by Jack
Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Milfiest MILF (!) Contest
Replies: 27
Views: 1878

TenTall, Bushice, Goober, RadioFan would rather post weak smack directed at me than post picks of hot milfs! It's kind of creepy that they choose to direct their energy my way when there are much better targets to direct energy toward.. Given a choice, they choose me over...... http://www.poster.net...
by Jack
Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Milfiest MILF (!) Contest
Replies: 27
Views: 1878

Jack, I guess I never saw that movie. If you’re not black or white, what are you? Besides stupid, I mean. Goober, How old are you? Are you old enough to use this site? I think you have to be at least 13. Tell me you are older than 13. If you don't know something while on the internet, you can go to...
by Jack
Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Milfiest MILF (!) Contest
Replies: 27
Views: 1878

Too many damn trolls!!
by Jack
Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Milfiest MILF (!) Contest
Replies: 27
Views: 1878

Goober,

You Fucking Loser!!!

"I was born a poor black child" is a line from a movie!!

YOU JERK!!

You do play the part of a Goober to the T!!
by Jack
Tue Oct 02, 2007 2:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Milfiest MILF (!) Contest
Replies: 27
Views: 1878

If you lame Bitches could read, you would see that MSN has a contest to decide the HOTTEST MOM in Hollywood and they have pitted Reese Witherspoon versus Kelly Ripa as the Hottest 2 in Hollywood. I was posing this contest to all of you. And GOOBER, I never claimed to be Black. I stated that I am not...
by Jack
Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Milfiest MILF (!) Contest
Replies: 27
Views: 1878

(!) Milfiest MILF (!) Contest

MSN has a contest. MSN's ... Who's Hollywood's Hottest MOM? Reese Witherspoon or Kelly Ripa? Kelly Ripa.. http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/kelly-ripa/pictures/kelly-ripa-picture-1.jpg With Camel Toe or ReeseWitherspoon? http://images.teamsugar.com/files/usr/0/3362/reese-final.jpg IMO..With...
by Jack
Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:39 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: NL has the best series to end the regular season
Replies: 9
Views: 1087

With 1 day left in the regular season, the NL still has NY Mets, Philadelphia, Colorado and San Diego fighting for a playoff spot. Arizona and Chicago are in. If the Rockies beat the Diamondbacks again, and the Padres lose to the Brewers for the second straight day, the Rockies force themselves into...
by Jack
Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ernie and Bert
Replies: 3
Views: 278

by Jack
Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jena 6 Case
Replies: 20
Views: 1111

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Baby's got Back!!
by Jack
Sat Sep 29, 2007 4:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Stars that have lost it all due to their own stupididty.
Replies: 62
Views: 2231

Mister Bushice wrote:You must remember, you have no bitches here.

Never have, never will.
Whatever, Bitch!
by Jack
Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Stars that have lost it all due to their own stupididty.
Replies: 62
Views: 2231

Mister Bushice wrote: Who gives a shit what you want?
You must remember, you are my bitch!!
by Jack
Fri Sep 28, 2007 6:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Stars that have lost it all due to their own stupididty.
Replies: 62
Views: 2231

Gary Burghoff What did he do wrong besides being short, bald, and one dimensional? I think he was so type cast he also got no roles so he just settled into a simpler life. MASH probably saved his ass from a lifetime of low wage jobs. Oh and I'd like to add: John Belushi Jimi Hendrix Janice Joplin J...
by Jack
Fri Sep 28, 2007 12:46 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: NL has the best series to end the regular season
Replies: 9
Views: 1087

NL has the best series to end the regular season

Arizona vs. Colorado. and

San Diego vs. Milwaukee

whoever created this year's schedule could never have predicted that these series would be the best series to end the regular season.
by Jack
Fri Sep 28, 2007 12:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Stars that have lost it all due to their own stupididty.
Replies: 62
Views: 2231

Stars that have lost it all due to their own stupididty.

I am looking for a list of celebrities that have lost it all (or lost a damn lot) due to their own stupidity. Who else would you add to the list below? Who ranks highest? and can you think of any white people that should be on this list? Michael Jackson Ricky Williams Michael Vick Mike Tyson MC Hammer
by Jack
Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Contortionist Video
Replies: 1
Views: 233

Contortionist Video

It's on Yahoo! It may be Glass Dick!
But it's definitely a flexible glass dick!

http://www.yahoo.com/s/687287
by Jack
Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:15 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Bye bye Barry
Replies: 27
Views: 2033

If the Yanks sign that motherfucker I become a Red Sox fan.......until they get rid of him. No fucking way I root for that asshole. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lax, Sorry dude, but you aren't allowed to become a Red sox fan!! Just like I will never be allowed to be a Yankke fan. and I wouldn't even joke abou...
by Jack
Mon Sep 24, 2007 2:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Oh christ, jewfro jess on Curb your enthusiasm
Replies: 10
Views: 492

Stop picking on Jess, just because you are all jealous! People used to laugh at this guy. http://www.hollywoodrag.com/images/uploads/carrot_top_buff2.jpg Okay, bad example. Nobody laughed at him or with him. They just felt worse. But Hell, Jess is much cooler than carrot head! Jess is just getting s...
by Jack
Mon Sep 24, 2007 4:34 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Trainwreck update: Next stop Chicago
Replies: 14
Views: 466

The Bears are who we thought they were.

How much longer does Grossman keep his job??

The Cowboys look like they will be meeting the Patriots in the next SuperBowl.

Can Romo hold the ball under pressure next time??
by Jack
Mon Sep 24, 2007 4:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: hey
Replies: 5
Views: 363

Hey MGO,

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I hope this dude invades your dreams!!
by Jack
Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:33 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: The Red Sox are the first team in the majors to..
Replies: 3
Views: 798

The Red Sox are the first team in the majors to..

The Boston Red Sox became the first team in the majors to clinch a playoff spot this season! Eric Gagne got the win! JD Drew and Julio Lugo Homered in the clinching victory! Who would have figured?? *********************************************** I expect the Angels and Indians will follow soon with...
by Jack
Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Eating Disorder Clinic (!)
Replies: 0
Views: 240

(!) Eating Disorder Clinic (!)

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by Jack
Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Chowd Mongoloids
Replies: 21
Views: 737

Re: Chowd Mongoloids

mvscal, I wonder if other airports might make the same "mistake". Why don't you test your theory that only Chowds would "Overreact". I thought Aqua Teen Hunger Force already took care of that test. In case you forgot, the rest of the country did NOT go into full blow panic mode....
by Jack
Sun Sep 23, 2007 3:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: hey
Replies: 5
Views: 363

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This isn't meant for you, jtr! But I thought it was a funny reply!
by Jack
Sat Sep 22, 2007 2:14 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: AL WildCard prediction
Replies: 32
Views: 2593

Lax, I haven't seen you post under that nic in a long time. How are you? From those to whom much is given, much is expected! If the Red Sox were fighting for the ALCS with the Kansas City Royals(*),I would expect Royals fan to bring up the salary card. (*)- (approximate salary comparison similar to ...
by Jack
Sat Sep 22, 2007 2:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Chowd Mongoloids
Replies: 21
Views: 737

Are they really sure that, that is a girl?
by Jack
Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ahmedenjihad wants to vist Ground Zero
Replies: 114
Views: 2697

I don't understand why they don't let him live the whole September 11th experience by flying a plane into him! *********************************** Mr. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad may I buy a vowel?? *********************************** http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/montages/ahmadinejad350.jpg This ...