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Now STFU, asswipe, 'cause if you want to play, then play we will....only we'll do it somewhere other than Jay's Christmas tribute to Dee. The irony is so thick here, I am surprised you clicked submit. Oh wait, I am not surprised at all... Speaking of asswipes, make sure your day-nurse completes thi...

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Week 15 Shoalzie: 0-2-0 DallasFanatic: 1-2-0 MGO: 1-2-0 stuckinia: 2-1-0 Hockeymom: 3-0-0 ChargerMike: 2-1-0 Screw Michigan: 1-2-0 Godzilla: 1-2-0 DELSDAD: 1-2-0 Biggie: 2-1-0 Shine: 1-2-0 Rules - You must make at least 30 bets to be in contention for the Season Title. - The winner of this game wil...

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Congrats Scott on winning this. I am assuming you're just going to sit in the clubhouse, content with your score? I think DF would have to go 19-0 to catch you. Not happening... Rules - Players will "bet" off of the lines (and pt totals) which post here - The lines (and pt totals) will not...

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:lol: Of course you will, you self absorbed anklebitin' bitch. :roll: No amount of rolling eyes or (any other emoticon) add any value whatsoever to your horrific posts. I realize you use them as a crutch because you're incapable of communicating without them, but still, you are a God awful poster. ...

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If you and Feelsdicks want to commiserate about non NFL topics, then I will delete your bullshit as I see fit. If you don't like it, you can go fuck yourself. No one cares, you incontinent sheep fucker.

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Dee Snutz wrote:Which one of you is shitting in the other's lap?

Fixed. And if I have to guess, I'd go with Mace.

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in another questionable move - Angles give Josh Hamilton $125M - http://sports.yahoo.com/news/josh-hamilton-signing-with-angels--195815075.html they needed pitching and ended up with yet another aging slugger - guess they plan to try and trade Wells or Trumbo to get... uh... not sure what they woul...

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LTS TRN 2 wrote:Your take is such bullshit you should be ashamed to look in the mirror.

I am sure there's an AP joke in there somewhere...

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Go Coogs' wrote:A saturated ground might have caused that kick not to make its funky high bounce.

True. However... we all know a footless Tom Brady could have made that sucker bounce even if the field was at the summit of Mount Everest during a moonsoon using a 3 ton steel ball.

Sin,
Chris Collingsworth

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Imus wrote:
I think he is talking about our little girl-panties.

Yes. But I also mixed in two movie quotes. Dr Bob nailed one and Jay nailed the other.

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I used to play for the Celtics, ya know, back before I was a Navy pilot. But that whole Macho Grande incident really did me in. I got addicted to huffing paint, which landed me an amazing gig as a certified mixologist for Home Depot. I was subsequently promoted to be the crew chief for Tony Stewart ...

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We have to wear shirts at work. That's weird. I just show up shirtless and rub oil all over myself all day. But seriously. There is a gym in the building next door to mine and I play basketball with the dude every week. We usually wear tank tops, ya know, as in... the typical shirt worn when playin...

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Week 14 felix: 1-2-0 KC Scott: 1-0-0 Shoalzie: 2-1-0 JSC810: 2-1-0 MGO: 1-2-0 stuckinia: 2-1-0 Hockeymom: 0-3-0 ChargerMike: 2-1-0 Screw Michigan: 2-1-0 Godzilla: 2-1-0 DELSDAD: 1-2-0 ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2: 0-3-0 Biggie: 1-2-0 Shine: 1-2-0 Rules - You must make at least 30 bets to be in contention ...

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C Bass
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Dizzy
Hege
FlopNuts
Stilts
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Lumpy
Tha Dizzo
Marshmont
The Fresh Prince of Arm Hair (Wil Smith looking motherfucker with a fucking Fro on his underarm - no lie)

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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:To be clear, I am your last resort...

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mvscal wrote:I've only explained it a million fucking times here.

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Rules - Players will "bet" off of the lines (and pt totals) which post here - The lines (and pt totals) will not change throughout the week. - You may bet on zero, one, two, or three lines (or pt totals) in a given week. - You must make at least 30 bets to be in contention for the Season T...

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So you're neither willing to donate your time nor capable of keeping a rudimentary spreadsheet.

You sound a lot like FeelsDicks. Pathetic.

Go find another forum to fling the shit from your adult diaper.

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Mace wrote:Nothing but class from our newest moderator. :roll:

So. That's a "no" on you stepping up and volunteering your time for the good of this site?

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but ucant as a mod? Yes, bitch. Me as a Mod. Why didn't you step up and take the gig? All you would have to do is volunteer some of your time to run the 3 Best Bets game. You have to get the spreads right. You have to get participant's weekly scores right. You have to get participant's season to da...

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War Wagon wrote:since nobody pulling the strings here has changed over the clocks from daylight savings time to standard time..

Bro -- you may make this change yourself via your User Control Panel.

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You don't get it. Actually, I do. I stepped up because some fucking loser was incapable of donating his time to this forum. The kicker is, he wanted this gig. And failed. MISERABLY. I didn't want this gig. I already donate enough of my time to this site. But again, I stepped up because I appreciate...

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Felix wrote:congrats on setting the bar so incredibly low

You can't get any lower than the reason for you losing your Modship here, dude.

Now... feel free to post an actual football take or take it elsewhere. For the love of Christ, move on.

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Feel free talk about football all you want, Mace.

If you have a problem with me, reach out to an Admin.

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You won't last long on your own. Terrific. In either case, I will have lasted longer than my predecessor. :lol: Now. Let's all get back on topic. How 'bout them Chargers? That was quite unexpected yesterday, trev. It's always fun to watch Pittsburgh get blown the fuck out, especially by a team who ...

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Do you people really want to read about a topic Felix should have 'let go' about 2 months ago? A topic that doesn't affect your life or the NFL in any way? I am of the opinion our dealings are not for public consumption. And anything that goes on in a private forum, stays private. And if you can't l...

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Felix -- who is the one who keeps making references to our non-trade? It is you who can't let it go, not me. You are obsessed with how I dismissed you as drug addled loser who couldn't keep his shit together. Just let it go. With regard to the stats. Someone already posted something very similar ear...

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Buff -3
Cinci -3
Jack +2.5

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Smackie Chan wrote:34 Pee Wee Herman - "IKYABWAI" 00:24
35 The Beatles - "Kansas City/Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey!" 03:49

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Sudden Sam wrote:Nekkid means like...uh...no clothes at all.

See these signs don't hide a lot.

So you lied. She wasn't nekkid. She was wearing a sandwich board sign. Was that so hard?

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http://autismcustodybattles.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/0511-0702-0211-2545_businessman_waving_a_white_flag_behind_his_desk_clipart_image.jpg That's what I thought, bitch. Feel free to post something... anything ... to back up your shit take. In case you forgot (or are just fucking high right now a...

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Felix wrote:put the ball in a QB's hand and I'd venture to say the odds on converting a 4th and 15 would be substantially higher than the chances of recovering an onside kick

So. What are the numbers? Stop "venturing" and post some real data for us to chew on. Or shut the fuck up.

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Let me get this straight. She was both nekkid and wearing a sandwich board?

WTF does nekkid mean in Fucksville, AL?

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Sudden Sam wrote:Yeah, there was a naked PETA girl in downtown Montgomery a few years ago and on the news that night you could see me in the background trying to see her tits.

Uhm, just how hard is it to see... naked tits? Seems like all you gotta do is open your damned eyes. Did you forget to do that?

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so you've got a really shitty team with nothing to lose (s'up chefs) who score then you're going to give them the ball back at their own 30 and make it 4th and 15? with nothing to lose, of course they opt to go for it...and lets say they make it, go on to score a TD (I know that sounds preposterous...

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Cuda wrote:you'll probably get hit on the head with a skillet

I'd be willing to bet that is what DohRon calls foreplay...

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Week 13 Dr Bob: 2-1-0 felix: 2-0-1 KC Scott: 1-1-0 Shoalzie: 1-2-0 DallasFanatic: 2-1-0 MGO: 0-2-1 stuckinia: 2-1-0 Hockeymom: 2-1-0 ChargerMike: 0-2-1 Screw Michigan: 1-1-1 Godzilla: 0-3-0 DELSDAD: 1-1-0 ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2: 2-1-0 Biggie: 1-2-0 Shine: 1-1-0 Rules - You must make at least 30 bets...

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No I don't have a thermostat in the bathroom. I just saw the opportunity to rag on your age. Just like you saw the opportunity to make a joke about heaters when clearly the poster meant heat. I am assuming he took a shit, didn't flush, and cranked up the upstairs thermostat. Make sense?

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Goober McTuber wrote:You have a heater in your bathroom? Talk about weather pussies.

Most houses these days have heat in every room. Some people even have radiant heating systems in their floors. I know you're an old fuck, but you shoulda moved on from the whole log cabin/outhouse thing a while ago...

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