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by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: On your plane.......
Replies: 89
Views: 5272

If they were, when did we start denying Constitutionally-protected civil liberties based upon skin color/physical appearance? Right about the time I was pulled over in 1995 for "driving while white in a black neighborhood." Next? The caine that I scored that the cops didn't find was butte...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:38 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Denver at KC - NFL Network T-Day inaugural game
Replies: 121
Views: 4524

Thanks for the RACK Neely, but Shoalzie really deserves it... not me:

Shoalzie wrote:Couldn't you just say "I want to give Jewel a pearl necklace"?
Well done, my friend. Well done.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:16 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Denver at KC - NFL Network T-Day inaugural game
Replies: 121
Views: 4524

Neely8 wrote:What I wouldn't give to throw a Brumski on that pair......

Dare to dream big, my unimaginative Masshole neighbor... after giving her titties (and asshole... and love canal) the fucking they deserved, I'd blow a huge load on her rack that read "Brumski". They are certainly big enough.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: On your plane.......
Replies: 89
Views: 5272

You are truly a fucking moron. The people in question DID NOT PRAY ON THE PLANE. Can you read? The question is irrelevant in relation to the article posted. The question posed was a slightly different take on what actually occured. It doesn't change one word that I wrote. Seeing as how you can't re...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: On your plane.......
Replies: 89
Views: 5272

They prayed in the terminal, not on the plane. Even if they prayed on the plane, so fucking what? Buch and company can be mighty proud of themselves for making the dumbest 75% of America so paranoid that they're afraid of their own fucking shadows. We all know they prayed in the terminal... but tha...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: On your plane.......
Replies: 89
Views: 5272

Re: On your plane.......

Muslims doing their prayers on the plane. Let me get this straight... the passenger sitting next to me, who earlier introduced himself as Taj Mahal, busted out a prayer mat, asked me which way is Mecca, and then started talking about banging a bunch of virgins. Would I be "cool wit dat?"....
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:45 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Andre Waters commits personal foul to self: DEAD!
Replies: 5
Views: 635

Andre Waters commits personal foul to self: DEAD!

Is this GLASS DICK?? I don't see it posted anywhere. Dude was a nasty hitter. http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2669517 TAMPA, Fla . -- Andre Waters, a defensive back who spent most of his 12 seasons in the NFL with the Philadelphia Eagles, was found dead of a self-inflicted gunshot wound ...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anyone here watch The Wire?
Replies: 6
Views: 398

patsy stone wrote:I think.

Do ya?

Anyone who liked Anchorman can't be taken seriously when it comes the quality of entertainment.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: how a cheerleader's eating disorder begins
Replies: 86
Views: 4231

Birthplace: Lowell, MA

:meds:


Trailer park trash.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:06 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Denver at KC - NFL Network T-Day inaugural game
Replies: 121
Views: 4524

To get the NFL network I would need to shell out extra bones to upgrade to digital cable then pay for a premium tier service. Sorry, I don't watch enough TV or give a big enough fuck about the game to shell out the extra $80 or so a month just to watch a few extra games during the season. The NFL c...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:32 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Denver at KC - NFL Network T-Day inaugural game
Replies: 121
Views: 4524

What an excellent idea, HH. I am quite sure this Dish is portable. I can just bring it to my mom's for Thanksgiving and hook myself up, right? RACK YOU!


No?


Furthermore... why would I buy something that I'd only use 9 weeks out of the year?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pick of Destiny...
Replies: 29
Views: 1806

At times he entertains (Shallow Hal) One of the worst posters of all-time actually likes one of the worst pieces of cinematic drek of all-time. That movie is about as watchable as bearing witness to you serving up yet another steaming pile of refried rhino shit, bolding it , and then mashing the su...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:59 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Denver at KC - NFL Network T-Day inaugural game
Replies: 121
Views: 4524

Re: Denver at KC - NFL Network T-Day inaugural game

what's the goddamn channel number?! Argh! Looks like I'll have to cancel my Thanksgiving plans. I just checked it out on NFL.com -- they don't carry the NFL Network on Cox Cable down in Connecticut. Sorry mom... I'll see you at Christmas! I have Comcast in MA and they'll be broadcasting it. Argh!!!!!
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:44 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: How bout dem Cowboys
Replies: 13
Views: 641

I was getting real tired of hearing how good they were, and [font=Georgia] how they were the class of the league [/font] . BLAH BLAHH BLAHH. :lol: If you tuned into a sports talk show that wasn't local, I'm sure you would have heard otherwise. Most of the talking heads had them pegged as the 3rd or...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Nov 20, 2006 7:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Winos, WOOT Deal...
Replies: 34
Views: 1498

:dins:


RACK ME for calling my shot.



On 2nd thought... not really... 'bout as surprising as Frisco Aggie weighing in on a fellatio best practices thread.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Kramer says N*gger
Replies: 88
Views: 5857

Nishlord wrote:Are You Being Served - funnier than Seinfeld.

I like my idea better. I even have a name for it: Piccadilly Choppers. Think of all of the hijinks associated with the wacky premise of a British Orthodonist.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Nov 20, 2006 4:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Kramer says N*gger
Replies: 88
Views: 5857

I'm not the world's biggest Benny Hill fan, but Seinfeld was American 'comedy' at its worst. Formulaic rubbish built around whoever was 'hot' at the time and milked to death with the accompaniment of a moronic audience who screamed like baboons with dildos because someone walked through a door. Com...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Nov 20, 2006 4:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Kramer says N*gger
Replies: 88
Views: 5857

Nishlord wrote:Seinfeld was the fucking shit.

Fixed.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Nov 20, 2006 4:24 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Soriano...fuckin filthy rich!
Replies: 9
Views: 1114

Re: Soriano...fuckin filthy rich!

CHICAGO (Ticker) - The Chicago Cubs' ownership is showing new manager Lou Piniella that they are serious about winning . Biggest LOL'er I've had in quite a while. If they were so serious about winning... they #1, would never had signed Pinella to be their skipper, and #2, would be making splashes i...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Nov 20, 2006 1:17 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Jack -- your thoughts on the Sox spending 51.1 MILLION!!!!!?
Replies: 12
Views: 1129

The money that will be opened up in the Japanese market to the Red Sox alone will make up for the bidding rights. You're missing the point of the thread. Red Sox fan has always cried poor when compared to the Yankees ridiculous payroll. Meanwhile, the Sox will be doling out about 200 million for ne...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Nov 20, 2006 1:04 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Why is Roethlisberger still playing??
Replies: 59
Views: 2992

Jack wrote:that goes for you and all of your trolls..

:meds:

You are widely regarded as one of the worst posters on this board, if not the whole internet.



Oh btw -- The Steelers win against New Orleans occured at Hines Field, not on the road. Get your "facts" straight, fuck-lips.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bo Schembechler (1929-2006)
Replies: 30
Views: 1233

From recent memory..... Bret Favre's dad dying -- I don't know if you count that as something happening to a player or not. Of course I would count it... as well as Dungy's son dying. One played actually played in the game, while the other coached. Bo hasn't coached at Michigan since the 1980s! His...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bo Schembechler (1929-2006)
Replies: 30
Views: 1233

Eaglebauer wrote:the juice went up on Michigan at Pinnacle from the inevitable increased action.

Right... it's getting closer to game time. Thanks for the update.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bo Schembechler (1929-2006)
Replies: 30
Views: 1233

:lol: Alas, I no longer am doing trial work now, after 14 years as a litigator I received an offer of an administrative job that I just couldn't turn down. But it was fun while it lasted. And btw, I've seen lines move for seemingly less reason than that. RACK your ability to rebound from failure. I...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bo Schembechler (1929-2006)
Replies: 30
Views: 1233

I wonder how the betting line will react? What was the spread yesterday, and what it will be by game time? I'd love to be a fly on the wall for your next closing argument. Your ability you think rationally and reach sound conclusions is highly questionable... at best. Where are you headed with this...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bo Schembechler (1929-2006)
Replies: 30
Views: 1233

Mikey wrote:At Wooden's age I wouldn't be surprised if he regularly shits himself anyway.
:lol:


If Blondiebade were still posting here, her 11' B&W monitor would have manjuice all over it.


RACK!
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bo Schembechler (1929-2006)
Replies: 30
Views: 1233

Well, at least he won’t have to watch his old team get ass-raped tomorrow. :meds: I like Michigan and the points. Who the heck has State played all year? An over-rated Texas team? Maize and Blue are the only team to have beaten two teams currently in the BCS Top 10. The Kirk Herbstreet doll out fro...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:15 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: BRI'
Replies: 19
Views: 1847

If he wanted it, he could have a 3 hour show in this area. You remember Sunday morning TV as a kid? Every time I hear him talk, I think of the dog:: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/da/Davey_%26_Goliath.jpg "I dunno, Ddddddavey!" Dude is a joke. Oh btw -- Steelers 23-10
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:01 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Bet Against the Bookie - Week 11
Replies: 23
Views: 2356

Re: Bet Against the Bookie - Week 11

Bookies don’t care what NFL team wins in a particular game. They want 50% of the gamblers money on one team and the other 50% on the other team. If you're talking about your local bookie, then yes, you may be correct. As far as Vegas goes, you are full of shit. You really think they get by on just ...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:48 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Bet Against the Bookie - Week 11
Replies: 23
Views: 2356

GB +6 ($99)


Total wager ($99)
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm sure he has a good explination ...
Replies: 9
Views: 360

Sudden Sam wrote:DAMMIT! I still can't use emoticons!

:meds:

I suggest you click on where it reads "View more Emoticons" right below the bank of 20 non-functioning emoticons...


Did I mention... :meds:
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Let's go camping for video games.
Replies: 29
Views: 1719

RACK the Crips Chapter in Putnam CT --> (population of 9,000 or so)


Huh?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Newline!! -- Newline!!
Replies: 4
Views: 605

Anyone who can do Hot_Carl/Wolfman/B_Smack/moth/Dickie Thon/Sirfindafold all rolled in to one post is pretty okay in my book.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Let's go camping for video games.
Replies: 29
Views: 1719

I get the whole camping out thing to see a sporting event or concert. Been there (sup Gampel Pavilion?) done that. That makes sense to me. Once the game/concert is over... it's over . You may be a part of history. You can't go Best Buy a month from now and ask for a 6th row seat at the Meadowlands t...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Grass Dick
Replies: 13
Views: 1177

Jack wrote:Either way, thanks for paying attention to me and my postings.
Oooh. Oooh. I know this one!! This is where you claim BODE
and residence in our collective domes.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Winos, WOOT Deal...
Replies: 34
Views: 1498

PSUFAN wrote:Another day, another shot at feverish urine-quaffing for BCockSnack.

I can't decide which is gayer... Meds/Dins arguing over what Merlot goes best with Quiche de Bukakke or you swinging your purse at anyone who dares to drink light beer.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Nov 16, 2006 7:02 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: BRI'
Replies: 19
Views: 1847

BSmack wrote: But he's dead on about Crennel.
Maybe so... I just hate the man and had to unload.


He lives down in this area now, Sudbury MA, I think. What were you listening to that you heard him?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:28 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: BRI'
Replies: 19
Views: 1847

I was listening to Fred Smerlas on the radio this week. Okay... as someone who is subjected to this jackass on a regular basis (WEEI in Boston)... if you're using this porn-stached, 20 lb gold medallion wearing, marble-mouthed dicklicker to cement an argument of yours, you sir, are just kicking you...

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