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- Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bob Costas. What a short, faggot little fuck.
- Replies: 52
- Views: 3392
Re: Bob Costas. What a short, faggot little fuck.
Well, Jack, I think it stands to reason that if he wasn't about to kill himself with the shard, he wouldn't have pummeled her all the way unto death. Yeah, because putting 9 bullets into the victim means he wasn't sure about the murder and his heart wasn't really into it. :meds: The point here, mor...
- Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:27 pm
- Forum: NFL Picks
- Topic: 3 Best Bets Week 14 Lines
- Replies: 13
- Views: 5563
- Tue Dec 04, 2012 3:41 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Sanchez benched.....finally
- Replies: 21
- Views: 1643
Re: Sanchez benched.....finally
Sanchez isn't half bad when he has receivers to throw to and early in his career, the Jets had one of the best offensive lines and running attacks. He's not a miracle worker. He is awful. He's always been awful. He misses open receivers and isn't accurate at all. With his receiving core injured and...
- Tue Dec 04, 2012 3:29 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Remembering toddowen
- Replies: 68
- Views: 3013
Re: Remembering toddowen
KC Scott wrote:KC/Self Depreciating humor is lost on T1B
I am not sure you have any value left to lose. You may want to junk yourself.
- Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bob Costas. What a short, faggot little fuck.
- Replies: 52
- Views: 3392
Re: Bob Costas. What a short, faggot little fuck.
War Wagon wrote:I've seen you be quite relentless and sometimes mildly humorous.
Wait.
:?
Did you see Mace reach into his diaper and throw shit at people? Did he eat his own shit?
It definitely involved his shit, right?
- Mon Dec 03, 2012 1:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Remembering toddowen
- Replies: 68
- Views: 3013
Re: Remembering toddowen
perhaps I'm too close to the situation, but the why does matter to me. perhaps if this had happened somewhere else, I wouldn't care enough to post about it. It's fucking hilarious how you condemn JSC for 'murdering' his child and don't really give a fuck why he/the mother decided to terminate the p...
- Sun Dec 02, 2012 1:42 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: An early X-Mas Present
- Replies: 71
- Views: 5762
Re: An early X-Mas Present
Of course he's someone's troll, you ankle biting bitch. So you admit you're being trolled, and yet, you still respond? :lol: :doh: Good to see you're an equal opportunity smack pinata. It doesn't matter if you're a shit troll or a legit poster, you can literally smack the shit of Mace's diaper. And...
- Sun Dec 02, 2012 12:27 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Remembering toddowen
- Replies: 68
- Views: 3013
Re: Remembering toddowen
You don't know anything about the circumstances of why this happened. There's no lower form of human being who says... "My life sucks and I can't take it anymore. Oh yeah, I am going to off YOU as well because if I can't have you NO ONE can." Additionally, he left a fucking daughter behin...
- Sun Dec 02, 2012 3:47 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: An early X-Mas Present
- Replies: 71
- Views: 5762
Re: An early X-Mas Present
So you readily admit you know you're responding to a troll... and who's the stupid one here?Mace wrote:Too many big words? C'mon, Lefty, you have to dumb it down for this stupid little troll.
Much like shitting yourself, you just can't stop yourself, eh?
- Sun Dec 02, 2012 12:55 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: An early X-Mas Present
- Replies: 71
- Views: 5762
Re: An early X-Mas Present
He's not quoted in any post of mine. Ever. Futhermore, I'd never be dumb enough to waste my time with such an obvious pile-on troll. Can you say the same, dumbfuck?Mace wrote:It's Saturday night DeeTard and it's obvious that ucant is wanting to hook up with you.
- Sat Dec 01, 2012 11:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Well, well, well...
- Replies: 34
- Views: 3653
Re: Well, well, well...
PS Biggie you will be happy to hear that I'm almost done with the second draft of a script with a gambling theme that partially originated with several drunken discussions with Python about his past. And there is a character named 'Biggie Cohen' who even explains the origin of the name. Sounds inte...
- Sat Dec 01, 2012 11:16 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: An early X-Mas Present
- Replies: 71
- Views: 5762
Re: An early X-Mas Present
Mace wrote:I think you're confusing me with Moving Sale, dumbass.
So... besides being two of the worst posters on this site, you don't really have a lot in common?
- Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:51 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Jsc ------
- Replies: 3
- Views: 823
Re: Jsc ------
Jsc810 wrote:FUCK :x
Anyone but the damn Dirty Birds. Even the 49ers.
Don't worry, just like in college, I am sure you have 3 other favorite teams besides the Saints. Root for them...
- Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:43 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How did America fall so far?
- Replies: 8
- Views: 759
Re: How did America fall so far?
I think it's because America gleeked on someone. Can't remember whom. Perhaps it was a horse with no name?
- Fri Nov 30, 2012 2:21 pm
- Forum: NFL Picks
- Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Week 13
- Replies: 14
- Views: 5672
Re: 3 Best Bets -- Week 13
STL +7
MIA +7.5
CHI -4
MIA +7.5
CHI -4
- Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:28 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Here Ya' Go, Chip
- Replies: 17
- Views: 1507
Re: Here Ya' Go, Chip
I didn't see you denying your incontinence. So by your fucked up logic, there is a soupy mixture of shit and sheep jizz currently running down your legs. Okay.... :lol: And you’re continuing with both the “wide variety of musical taste smack” AND the narcissist smack… even though they conflict with ...
- Thu Nov 29, 2012 8:27 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Here Ya' Go, Chip
- Replies: 17
- Views: 1507
Re: Here Ya' Go, Chip
Because your musical preferences are undoubtedly as varied as your sexual preferences, and you're pretty much a narcissistic dumbass. So now you're equating liking Gangster Rap with being gay and you're stupid enough to think that narcissism actually has a bearing on what type of music you like? Do...
- Thu Nov 29, 2012 8:05 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Here Ya' Go, Chip
- Replies: 17
- Views: 1507
Re: Here Ya' Go, Chip
It's okay, ucant, you can still listen to Justin Bieber. :roll: Not sure how you connected me appreciating Gangster Rap (PE and NWA) with liking Justin fucking Bieber. If anything, that polesmoker Geddy Lee sounds more like some boy band frontman. So props on shitting yourself yet again, you tired,...
- Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:51 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: World Class Letter from Father to Deadbeat Kids
- Replies: 26
- Views: 1382
Re: World Class Letter from Father to Deadbeat Kids
smackaholic wrote:Dins, WTF is a cock-up?
You can log into this shithole from work but they don't allow you to access to Google?
- Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:49 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: There's drunk, then there's super drunk
- Replies: 29
- Views: 1529
Re: There's drunk, then there's super drunk
Nice job, Jay.
- Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Here Ya' Go, Chip
- Replies: 17
- Views: 1507
Re: Here Ya' Go, Chip
Not that it matters one fucking bit, but PE and NWA had a much greater impact on the music industry than those shitbags from Canucksville. I'd rather be forced to listen to Cyndi Lauper 24X7 while someone takes a perpetual shit on my face than have to listen to that drivel you losers call music. Fuc...
- Thu Nov 29, 2012 4:14 pm
- Forum: MLB
- Topic: 2013 Free Agent List
- Replies: 24
- Views: 2255
Re: 2013 Free Agent List
Don't forget about the best signing of them all: Boston also hired Greg Colbrunn as hitting coach. :lol: Can you say best hitting coach of alltime? He will turn Salty and Nava into hitters the caliber of Piazza and Ramirez in their primes. :lol: I almost feel sorry for the rest of the AL East as the...
- Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:44 pm
- Forum: NFL Picks
- Topic: 3 Best Bets Results and Standings
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1774
3 Best Bets Results and Standings
Week 12 felix: 2-1-0 KC Scott: 1-0-1 Shoalzie: 1-1-1 DallasFanatic: 3-0-0 MGO: 1-0-2 stuckinia: 2-0-1 Hockeymom: 2-0-1 Screw Michigan: 2-0-1 Godzilla: 2-0-1 DELSDAD: 1-1-0 ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2: 0-1-1 Biggie: 1-1-1 Shine: 0-2-0 Rules - You must make at least 30 bets to be in contention for the Seas...
- Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:31 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Should Mick and the guys hang it up?
- Replies: 28
- Views: 1879
Re: Should Mick and the guys hang it up?
Wow, that Cream video sucked.
- Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:09 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Anybody Gotten Help Via Acupuncture?
- Replies: 42
- Views: 2801
Re: Anybody Gotten Help Via Acupuncture?
And again, where did I or anyone else here ever recommend that we should let the first doctor we talk to cut into us? Right about the same time you suggested my post meant a person should not be wary of any doctor whatsoever because the only other alternative is to let some "faith healer/herbo...
- Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:18 am
- Forum: NFL Picks
- Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Week 13
- Replies: 14
- Views: 5672
3 Best Bets -- Week 13
Rules - Players will "bet" off of the lines (and pt totals) which post here - The lines (and pt totals) will not change throughout the week. - You may bet on zero, one, two, or three lines (or pt totals) in a given week. - You must make at least 30 bets to be in contention for the Season T...
- Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:51 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Sure hope shutyomouth is a Doomsday Prepper
- Replies: 63
- Views: 1797
Re: Sure hope shutyomouth is a Doomsday Prepper
mvscal wrote:You don't even have to post. You're a fill in the blank, mad-lib, semi-literate leg humper who could (and should) be replaced by a spambot.
- Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:09 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Anybody Gotten Help Via Acupuncture?
- Replies: 42
- Views: 2801
Re: Anybody Gotten Help Via Acupuncture?
How are you jumping to this bizarre conclusion that anyone here is recommending against getting second, third, and fourth opinions? Does this not fall under the purview of doing some fucking research before letting the first doctor you talk to cut into you? Because you certainly seem to be against ...
- Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Anybody Gotten Help Via Acupuncture?
- Replies: 42
- Views: 2801
Re: Anybody Gotten Help Via Acupuncture?
And everything you just said about neurosurgeons is equally possible (and far more likely) with non-traditional therapists, so what's your point? My point is that the person who performed the surgery on my friend lost his license to practice medicine. So. Perhaps, if my friend was more diligent in ...
- Tue Nov 27, 2012 8:09 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Anybody Gotten Help Via Acupuncture?
- Replies: 42
- Views: 2801
Re: Anybody Gotten Help Via Acupuncture?
Why in the world would you ever label an experienced neurosurgeon with definitive proof via MRIs in hand as someone who "doesn't know what they're doing? Who said the person in question has any experience? Is there ever not a first surgery? Or a second? Are all surgeons good at what they do? A...
- Tue Nov 27, 2012 7:01 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (G) The Kikes putting the smackdown on the Arabs.Round 1 (G)
- Replies: 161
- Views: 5322
Re: (G) The Kikes putting the smackdown on the Arabs.Round 1
No one cares, you whining little cunt. As soon as you mash submit, your shitty posts are fair game.Moving Sale wrote:It's a typo tard.
I bet the judges laugh their fucking asses off every time you hand them... a brief.
- Tue Nov 27, 2012 6:34 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Anybody Gotten Help Via Acupuncture?
- Replies: 42
- Views: 2801
Re: Anybody Gotten Help Via Acupuncture?
Yep, when my shattered cervical vertebrae were literally cutting into my spinal cord mind-over-matter therapy wasn't going to do shit. That is terrific. Thanks for sharing your particular story. And I am glad it worked out for you. Now. When I stated to be wary of getting cut open by someone who do...
- Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Anybody Gotten Help Via Acupuncture?
- Replies: 42
- Views: 2801
Re: Anybody Gotten Help Via Acupuncture?
I have two herniated discs in my back. About 15 years ago, I bought a book called Healing Back Pain by John Sarno. I read the book and did the exercises. Basically, it's mind over matter. I haven't had back pain in since the 90s. Meanwhile, a buddy of mine had similar issues. He's been under the kni...
- Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: fishing and duck hunting PET (warning: very long)
- Replies: 14
- Views: 700
Re: fishing and duck hunting PET (warning: very long)
Your question, while a simple one, is not relevant. What is relevant: a.) Is that a Big Screen TV? Yes or No. b.) Is Dohron a fucking idiot for calling that a Big Screen TV? Yes or No. As a senile old fuck suffering from early Alzheimer's you ask a lot of silly questions. Keep this page handy tomorr...
- Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:58 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: fishing and duck hunting PET (warning: very long)
- Replies: 14
- Views: 700
Re: fishing and duck hunting PET (warning: very long)
What, exactly, is your point Grumpy Old Man? We could call in the size queens like Irie to confirm. Maybe even Indy Frisco. I know you're watching some shit TV show on your B&W 19' POS, but that's not a 'big screen'. Go drink a cup of warm milk, change your Depends, and go to bed, you senile old...
- Mon Nov 26, 2012 7:27 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Dumbest rule in the NFL...period.
- Replies: 19
- Views: 1566
Re: Dumbest rule in the NFL...period.
So we agree. The refs fucked it up exactly as mvscal said and you know that you answered your own question.
Are we done?
Are we done?
- Mon Nov 26, 2012 6:07 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: fishing and duck hunting PET (warning: very long)
- Replies: 14
- Views: 700
Re: fishing and duck hunting PET (warning: very long)
Sincerely anyone, Goobs.
What is that, a 26 inch TV?
What is that, a 26 inch TV?
- Mon Nov 26, 2012 5:38 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Dumbest rule in the NFL...period.
- Replies: 19
- Views: 1566
Re: Dumbest rule in the NFL...period.
how did the refs fuck this up? Good question. Hmmm... let's mull that over for a minute. http://images.zaazu.com/img/thinking-idea-animated-animation-smiley-emoticon-000339-large.gif Just how did the refs fuck this up. it was a bad call. Eggs..fucking...zactly. Way to answer your own question, bro.
- Mon Nov 26, 2012 3:28 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Could the Chargers Possibly Suck Any Worse?
- Replies: 69
- Views: 3388
Re: Could the Chargers Possibly Suck Any Worse?
Please try to limit the spelling/punctuation... smack to CDS.
TIA.
TIA.
- Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:23 pm
- Forum: NFL Picks
- Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Week 12
- Replies: 12
- Views: 4979
Re: 3 Best Bets -- Week 12
ATL -1
NO +2
NO +2