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by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bob Costas. What a short, faggot little fuck.
Replies: 52
Views: 3392

Re: Bob Costas. What a short, faggot little fuck.

Well, Jack, I think it stands to reason that if he wasn't about to kill himself with the shard, he wouldn't have pummeled her all the way unto death. Yeah, because putting 9 bullets into the victim means he wasn't sure about the murder and his heart wasn't really into it. :meds: The point here, mor...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:27 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: 3 Best Bets Week 14 Lines
Replies: 13
Views: 5563

3 Best Bets Week 14 Lines

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by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Dec 04, 2012 3:41 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Sanchez benched.....finally
Replies: 21
Views: 1643

Re: Sanchez benched.....finally

Sanchez isn't half bad when he has receivers to throw to and early in his career, the Jets had one of the best offensive lines and running attacks. He's not a miracle worker. He is awful. He's always been awful. He misses open receivers and isn't accurate at all. With his receiving core injured and...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Dec 04, 2012 3:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Remembering toddowen
Replies: 68
Views: 3013

Re: Remembering toddowen

KC Scott wrote:KC/Self Depreciating humor is lost on T1B

I am not sure you have any value left to lose. You may want to junk yourself.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bob Costas. What a short, faggot little fuck.
Replies: 52
Views: 3392

Re: Bob Costas. What a short, faggot little fuck.

War Wagon wrote:I've seen you be quite relentless and sometimes mildly humorous.
:lol: :lol:

Wait.

:?

Did you see Mace reach into his diaper and throw shit at people? Did he eat his own shit?

It definitely involved his shit, right?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Dec 03, 2012 1:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Remembering toddowen
Replies: 68
Views: 3013

Re: Remembering toddowen

perhaps I'm too close to the situation, but the why does matter to me. perhaps if this had happened somewhere else, I wouldn't care enough to post about it. It's fucking hilarious how you condemn JSC for 'murdering' his child and don't really give a fuck why he/the mother decided to terminate the p...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Sun Dec 02, 2012 1:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: An early X-Mas Present
Replies: 71
Views: 5762

Re: An early X-Mas Present

Of course he's someone's troll, you ankle biting bitch. So you admit you're being trolled, and yet, you still respond? :lol: :doh: Good to see you're an equal opportunity smack pinata. It doesn't matter if you're a shit troll or a legit poster, you can literally smack the shit of Mace's diaper. And...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Sun Dec 02, 2012 12:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Remembering toddowen
Replies: 68
Views: 3013

Re: Remembering toddowen

You don't know anything about the circumstances of why this happened. There's no lower form of human being who says... "My life sucks and I can't take it anymore. Oh yeah, I am going to off YOU as well because if I can't have you NO ONE can." Additionally, he left a fucking daughter behin...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Sun Dec 02, 2012 3:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: An early X-Mas Present
Replies: 71
Views: 5762

Re: An early X-Mas Present

Mace wrote:Too many big words? C'mon, Lefty, you have to dumb it down for this stupid little troll.
So you readily admit you know you're responding to a troll... and who's the stupid one here?

Much like shitting yourself, you just can't stop yourself, eh?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Sun Dec 02, 2012 12:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: An early X-Mas Present
Replies: 71
Views: 5762

Re: An early X-Mas Present

Mace wrote:It's Saturday night DeeTard and it's obvious that ucant is wanting to hook up with you.
He's not quoted in any post of mine. Ever. Futhermore, I'd never be dumb enough to waste my time with such an obvious pile-on troll. Can you say the same, dumbfuck?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Sat Dec 01, 2012 11:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Well, well, well...
Replies: 34
Views: 3653

Re: Well, well, well...

PS Biggie you will be happy to hear that I'm almost done with the second draft of a script with a gambling theme that partially originated with several drunken discussions with Python about his past. And there is a character named 'Biggie Cohen' who even explains the origin of the name. Sounds inte...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Sat Dec 01, 2012 11:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: An early X-Mas Present
Replies: 71
Views: 5762

Re: An early X-Mas Present

Mace wrote:I think you're confusing me with Moving Sale, dumbass.

So... besides being two of the worst posters on this site, you don't really have a lot in common?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:51 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Jsc ------
Replies: 3
Views: 823

Re: Jsc ------

Jsc810 wrote:FUCK :x

Anyone but the damn Dirty Birds. Even the 49ers.


Don't worry, just like in college, I am sure you have 3 other favorite teams besides the Saints. Root for them...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How did America fall so far?
Replies: 8
Views: 759

Re: How did America fall so far?

I think it's because America gleeked on someone. Can't remember whom. Perhaps it was a horse with no name?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Nov 30, 2012 2:21 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Week 13
Replies: 14
Views: 5672

Re: 3 Best Bets -- Week 13

STL +7
MIA +7.5
CHI -4
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Here Ya' Go, Chip
Replies: 17
Views: 1507

Re: Here Ya' Go, Chip

I didn't see you denying your incontinence. So by your fucked up logic, there is a soupy mixture of shit and sheep jizz currently running down your legs. Okay.... :lol: And you’re continuing with both the “wide variety of musical taste smack” AND the narcissist smack… even though they conflict with ...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Nov 29, 2012 8:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Here Ya' Go, Chip
Replies: 17
Views: 1507

Re: Here Ya' Go, Chip

Because your musical preferences are undoubtedly as varied as your sexual preferences, and you're pretty much a narcissistic dumbass. So now you're equating liking Gangster Rap with being gay and you're stupid enough to think that narcissism actually has a bearing on what type of music you like? Do...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Nov 29, 2012 8:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Here Ya' Go, Chip
Replies: 17
Views: 1507

Re: Here Ya' Go, Chip

It's okay, ucant, you can still listen to Justin Bieber. :roll: Not sure how you connected me appreciating Gangster Rap (PE and NWA) with liking Justin fucking Bieber. If anything, that polesmoker Geddy Lee sounds more like some boy band frontman. So props on shitting yourself yet again, you tired,...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: World Class Letter from Father to Deadbeat Kids
Replies: 26
Views: 1382

Re: World Class Letter from Father to Deadbeat Kids

smackaholic wrote:Dins, WTF is a cock-up?

You can log into this shithole from work but they don't allow you to access to Google? :meds:
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Here Ya' Go, Chip
Replies: 17
Views: 1507

Re: Here Ya' Go, Chip

Not that it matters one fucking bit, but PE and NWA had a much greater impact on the music industry than those shitbags from Canucksville. I'd rather be forced to listen to Cyndi Lauper 24X7 while someone takes a perpetual shit on my face than have to listen to that drivel you losers call music. Fuc...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Nov 29, 2012 4:14 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: 2013 Free Agent List
Replies: 24
Views: 2255

Re: 2013 Free Agent List

Don't forget about the best signing of them all: Boston also hired Greg Colbrunn as hitting coach. :lol: Can you say best hitting coach of alltime? He will turn Salty and Nava into hitters the caliber of Piazza and Ramirez in their primes. :lol: I almost feel sorry for the rest of the AL East as the...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:44 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: 3 Best Bets Results and Standings
Replies: 0
Views: 1774

3 Best Bets Results and Standings

Week 12 felix: 2-1-0 KC Scott: 1-0-1 Shoalzie: 1-1-1 DallasFanatic: 3-0-0 MGO: 1-0-2 stuckinia: 2-0-1 Hockeymom: 2-0-1 Screw Michigan: 2-0-1 Godzilla: 2-0-1 DELSDAD: 1-1-0 ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2: 0-1-1 Biggie: 1-1-1 Shine: 0-2-0 Rules - You must make at least 30 bets to be in contention for the Seas...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Should Mick and the guys hang it up?
Replies: 28
Views: 1879

Re: Should Mick and the guys hang it up?

Wow, that Cream video sucked.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anybody Gotten Help Via Acupuncture?
Replies: 42
Views: 2801

Re: Anybody Gotten Help Via Acupuncture?

And again, where did I or anyone else here ever recommend that we should let the first doctor we talk to cut into us? Right about the same time you suggested my post meant a person should not be wary of any doctor whatsoever because the only other alternative is to let some "faith healer/herbo...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:18 am
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Week 13
Replies: 14
Views: 5672

3 Best Bets -- Week 13

Rules - Players will "bet" off of the lines (and pt totals) which post here - The lines (and pt totals) will not change throughout the week. - You may bet on zero, one, two, or three lines (or pt totals) in a given week. - You must make at least 30 bets to be in contention for the Season T...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sure hope shutyomouth is a Doomsday Prepper
Replies: 63
Views: 1797

Re: Sure hope shutyomouth is a Doomsday Prepper

mvscal wrote:You don't even have to post. You're a fill in the blank, mad-lib, semi-literate leg humper who could (and should) be replaced by a spambot.
:lol:
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anybody Gotten Help Via Acupuncture?
Replies: 42
Views: 2801

Re: Anybody Gotten Help Via Acupuncture?

How are you jumping to this bizarre conclusion that anyone here is recommending against getting second, third, and fourth opinions? Does this not fall under the purview of doing some fucking research before letting the first doctor you talk to cut into you? Because you certainly seem to be against ...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anybody Gotten Help Via Acupuncture?
Replies: 42
Views: 2801

Re: Anybody Gotten Help Via Acupuncture?

And everything you just said about neurosurgeons is equally possible (and far more likely) with non-traditional therapists, so what's your point? My point is that the person who performed the surgery on my friend lost his license to practice medicine. So. Perhaps, if my friend was more diligent in ...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 27, 2012 8:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anybody Gotten Help Via Acupuncture?
Replies: 42
Views: 2801

Re: Anybody Gotten Help Via Acupuncture?

Why in the world would you ever label an experienced neurosurgeon with definitive proof via MRIs in hand as someone who "doesn't know what they're doing? Who said the person in question has any experience? Is there ever not a first surgery? Or a second? Are all surgeons good at what they do? A...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 27, 2012 7:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G) The Kikes putting the smackdown on the Arabs.Round 1 (G)
Replies: 161
Views: 5322

Re: (G) The Kikes putting the smackdown on the Arabs.Round 1

Moving Sale wrote:It's a typo tard.
No one cares, you whining little cunt. As soon as you mash submit, your shitty posts are fair game.

I bet the judges laugh their fucking asses off every time you hand them... a brief.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 27, 2012 6:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anybody Gotten Help Via Acupuncture?
Replies: 42
Views: 2801

Re: Anybody Gotten Help Via Acupuncture?

Yep, when my shattered cervical vertebrae were literally cutting into my spinal cord mind-over-matter therapy wasn't going to do shit. That is terrific. Thanks for sharing your particular story. And I am glad it worked out for you. Now. When I stated to be wary of getting cut open by someone who do...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anybody Gotten Help Via Acupuncture?
Replies: 42
Views: 2801

Re: Anybody Gotten Help Via Acupuncture?

I have two herniated discs in my back. About 15 years ago, I bought a book called Healing Back Pain by John Sarno. I read the book and did the exercises. Basically, it's mind over matter. I haven't had back pain in since the 90s. Meanwhile, a buddy of mine had similar issues. He's been under the kni...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: fishing and duck hunting PET (warning: very long)
Replies: 14
Views: 700

Re: fishing and duck hunting PET (warning: very long)

Your question, while a simple one, is not relevant. What is relevant: a.) Is that a Big Screen TV? Yes or No. b.) Is Dohron a fucking idiot for calling that a Big Screen TV? Yes or No. As a senile old fuck suffering from early Alzheimer's you ask a lot of silly questions. Keep this page handy tomorr...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: fishing and duck hunting PET (warning: very long)
Replies: 14
Views: 700

Re: fishing and duck hunting PET (warning: very long)

What, exactly, is your point Grumpy Old Man? We could call in the size queens like Irie to confirm. Maybe even Indy Frisco. I know you're watching some shit TV show on your B&W 19' POS, but that's not a 'big screen'. Go drink a cup of warm milk, change your Depends, and go to bed, you senile old...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Nov 26, 2012 7:27 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Dumbest rule in the NFL...period.
Replies: 19
Views: 1566

Re: Dumbest rule in the NFL...period.

So we agree. The refs fucked it up exactly as mvscal said and you know that you answered your own question.

Are we done?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Nov 26, 2012 6:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: fishing and duck hunting PET (warning: very long)
Replies: 14
Views: 700

Re: fishing and duck hunting PET (warning: very long)

Sincerely anyone, Goobs.


What is that, a 26 inch TV?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Nov 26, 2012 5:38 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Dumbest rule in the NFL...period.
Replies: 19
Views: 1566

Re: Dumbest rule in the NFL...period.

how did the refs fuck this up? Good question. Hmmm... let's mull that over for a minute. http://images.zaazu.com/img/thinking-idea-animated-animation-smiley-emoticon-000339-large.gif Just how did the refs fuck this up. it was a bad call. Eggs..fucking...zactly. Way to answer your own question, bro.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Nov 26, 2012 3:28 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Could the Chargers Possibly Suck Any Worse?
Replies: 69
Views: 3388

Re: Could the Chargers Possibly Suck Any Worse?

Please try to limit the spelling/punctuation... smack to CDS.

TIA.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:23 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Week 12
Replies: 12
Views: 4979

Re: 3 Best Bets -- Week 12

ATL -1
NO +2