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by mvscal
Fri Oct 20, 2023 9:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Long Gone Posters
Replies: 202
Views: 718818

Re: Long Gone Posters

Scott from Anaheim wrote: Tue Oct 17, 2023 5:59 am Waitman Wade Beorn. Someone find him.
Probably busy buttfucking his wife.
by mvscal
Fri Oct 20, 2023 9:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DoD Report on China
Replies: 17
Views: 1184

Re: DoD Report on China

Sudden Sam wrote: Fri Oct 20, 2023 1:20 pm I’ll read it at some point, but I, unlike some folks, have to work at least a few hours today.
Then why did you post something that you and everyone else here isn't going to read?
by mvscal
Fri Oct 20, 2023 9:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Reads like a G-Pete POTY screed
Replies: 115
Views: 13701

Re: Reads like a G-Pete POTY screed

Apparently lying is like breathing for you. I’ve never hated anyone nor have I said that. Your hatred boils out of most every post you produce. I will add this: anyone who harms a child deserves everyone’s hatred. So you hate nobody, but people who harm children deserve hate. But you don’t hate peo...
by mvscal
Fri Oct 20, 2023 9:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Reads like a G-Pete POTY screed
Replies: 115
Views: 13701

Re: Reads like a G-Pete POTY screed

Women get clowned for wearing clothing which exposes their pussy lips. If you are wearing clothing which exposes your pussy lips, you are confused on the concept. Dudes also get clowned for wearing banana hammocks, right? Not a good look on Monday. Are you hung like a Mexican, a German or a Jew, Re...
by mvscal
Fri Oct 20, 2023 4:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Reads like a G-Pete POTY screed
Replies: 115
Views: 13701

Re: Reads like a G-Pete POTY screed

Innocent Bystander wrote: Fri Oct 20, 2023 3:47 pm
Women get clowned for wearing clothing which exposes their pussy lips.
If you are wearing clothing which exposes your pussy lips, you are confused on the concept. Dudes also get clowned for wearing banana hammocks, right?

Not a good look in public.
by mvscal
Fri Oct 20, 2023 11:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 524
Views: 875321

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Their fellow Arabs want absolutely nothing to do with them. Why won't Jordan or Egypt accept any of them? It could be because those other countries, all Muslim, know that if they get the Palestinians (Muslims) out of that land, it means that Muslims have completely surrendered that land to the Isra...
by mvscal
Fri Oct 20, 2023 1:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 524
Views: 875321

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

My guess on your answer: everyone but the israelis. My guess is: Palestinians. Their fellow Arabs want absolutely nothing to do with them. Why won't Jordan or Egypt accept any of them? Iran seems perfectly happy to arm them, but they aren't exactly rolling the red carpet out to admit any Palestinia...
by mvscal
Fri Oct 20, 2023 1:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4567
Views: 979400

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

mvscal, the laws differ from state to state, but usually the rules for disbarment are not merely based upon a felony vs misdemeanor distinction. In Louisiana, for example, an attorney can be convicted of certain felonies and keep his license, but can be convicted of certain misdemeanors and lose th...
by mvscal
Thu Oct 19, 2023 11:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Reads like a G-Pete POTY screed
Replies: 115
Views: 13701

Re: Reads like a G-Pete POTY screed

Dylan is a gay man who's been through some shit. He just wants to live his life. He wants to pretend. He is certainly free to pretend to be whatever he wants to be and we likewise free to decline to participate in his delusional behavior. It has nothing to do with "hate" or "bigotry....
by mvscal
Thu Oct 19, 2023 11:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4567
Views: 979400

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

But the real question is why would she plead guilty when Biden stole the election? Because she was lying all along, and anyone with an ounce of common sense should have been able to recognize that. Yes, she pled down to a misdemeanor guilty or not because a felony would end any forlorn hope of resu...
by mvscal
Thu Oct 19, 2023 11:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4567
Views: 979400

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Thu Oct 19, 2023 4:11 pm
Kierland wrote: Thu Oct 19, 2023 3:09 pm Powell will also be required to testify at future trials and write an apology letter to the citizens of Georgia.”
Required? You mean like a "mandate?"
She isn't going to have much to testify about. She lasted from morning bagels to lunch on Trump's team.
by mvscal
Thu Oct 19, 2023 8:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Had to fix this Kentucky Fried Fuckup
Replies: 19
Views: 1143

Re: Had to fix this Kentucky Fried Fuckup

Looks almost like a poke cake. Similar in concept.
by mvscal
Thu Oct 19, 2023 3:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Back the Blue
Replies: 724
Views: 76552

Re: Back the Blue

Sudden Sam wrote: Sun Jun 11, 2023 8:02 pm
Kierland wrote: Sun Jun 11, 2023 7:33 pm Yeah I just said that. Guess what? He wasn’t wearing a dress.
So? He wanted to have sex with an underage boy. Is that not sick enough for you?
He was "wearing" a hardon to fuck a small boy up the ass. Who, exactly, is giving a degenerate like that a pass based on his attire?
by mvscal
Wed Oct 18, 2023 11:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 524
Views: 875321

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Screw_Michigan wrote: Wed Oct 18, 2023 5:05 pm
The Seer wrote: Wed Oct 18, 2023 4:33 pm preserve Western Civ.
:meds: :meds: :meds:
If Western Civilization upsets you, you should guzzle a gallon of AIDS infused nog spurt, jam a fat cactus up your ass and then throw yourself off a tall building. You will be cured instantly.

I hope this helps.

Your pal,
Mvscal
by mvscal
Wed Oct 18, 2023 4:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 524
Views: 875321

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

More like a parking lot than a hospital and nowhere near hundreds of cockroaches killed (unfortunately) and it was definitely a Hamas rocket.

Top to bottom bullshit story which was lapped up without question by the usual idiots.
by mvscal
Sat Oct 14, 2023 5:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 524
Views: 875321

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Every nation should secure their borders. What a novel idea. Israel isn't securing its borders. Israel is destroying other people's borders, while moving their own to encrouch upon others' land. Israel is a squatter perpetrating fraud on legitimate landowners. Israel is the legitimate landowner, yo...
by mvscal
Sat Oct 14, 2023 5:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 524
Views: 875321

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Egyptian forces have emplaced concrete wall sections at the Rafah border crossing gate in southern Gaza, completely shutting it down. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F8Ytz4jWUAA-Rej?format=jpg&name=900x900 https://media4.giphy.com/media/dC9DTdqPmRnlS/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47orpzv9m34epblpr6572aqqz89s...
by mvscal
Fri Oct 13, 2023 1:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Grifter Ship is coming in!
Replies: 4
Views: 544

Re: The Grifter Ship is coming in!

Nice white flag
by mvscal
Thu Oct 12, 2023 11:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Flint, Michigan student hits teacher with thrown chair
Replies: 23
Views: 3674

Re: Flint, Michigan student hits teacher with thrown chair

Sudden Sam wrote: Wed Oct 11, 2023 1:28 am
Kierland wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2023 9:33 pm
stunted severely.
I see you working.
by mvscal
Thu Oct 12, 2023 11:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Not a PET
Replies: 23
Views: 2111

Re: Not a PET

88BuckeyeGrad wrote: Thu Oct 12, 2023 11:24 pm
Softball Bat wrote: Thu Oct 12, 2023 7:20 pmI am a pastor.
I'm an ordained minister. We should team up. It would look a little bit like this:

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Did AP get religion? That is him in the Trust Jesus hoodie next to Skinny Pete from Breaking Bad, right?
by mvscal
Thu Oct 12, 2023 11:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Results of lockdowns
Replies: 106
Views: 21571

Re: Results of lockdowns

Recruiting has jack shit to do with promoting another general. We already have far more 4 star clowns than we did in WW2 when the armed forces were 10 times larger. Tuberville is doing the right thing, just for a very dumb reason. https://taskandpurpose.com/news/two-star-general-sexual-assault/ Dam...
by mvscal
Thu Oct 12, 2023 11:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Steve Garvey....US Senator?
Replies: 14
Views: 1142

Re: Steve Garvey....US Senator?

No wonder he had so many bastards. Strong Kellyanne Conway vibes.
by mvscal
Thu Oct 12, 2023 11:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize
Replies: 133
Views: 37590

Re: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize

Sven Golly wrote: Thu Oct 12, 2023 3:27 pm "Nobel was a quirky, douchey, misogynist, anti-democratic nerd with the social skills of a roasted walnut."

Sounds like someone we all know :lol:
Queerland is not a nerd.
by mvscal
Thu Oct 12, 2023 11:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jesse Heiman: World's Greatest Extra
Replies: 8
Views: 1557

Re: Jesse Heiman: World's Greatest Extra

Wouldn't he have to be a leading man in a film before he could actually sustain a career as a leading man?
by mvscal
Thu Oct 12, 2023 11:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Grifter Ship is coming in!
Replies: 4
Views: 544

Re: The Grifter Ship is coming in!

Your name is Maxine?
by mvscal
Thu Oct 12, 2023 10:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 524
Views: 875321

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Thu Oct 12, 2023 9:57 pm Looks like something you'd dig up in Michael Vick's back yard.
It does appear to be crispy, so we can safely rule out NoDak kalua pig.
by mvscal
Wed Oct 11, 2023 2:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 524
Views: 875321

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Higher with a senile, braindamaged pedophile in the White House. You should be fukkin grateful that the president is someone experienced and calm, not the erratic sociopath who said he fell in love with Kim Jong Un and won't read a briefing book. Of course!! That explains why Iran and Hamas began p...
by mvscal
Wed Oct 11, 2023 2:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 524
Views: 875321

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Israeli government values its existence and it will cut unborn children from pregnant bellies, strap bombs to the screaming infant, and toss them over the wall if that's what it takes to defend the country. Period. Full stop. You gotta understand this is their only homeland. If they lose this one, ...
by mvscal
Wed Oct 11, 2023 1:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 524
Views: 875321

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Those positions are currently staffed on an interim basis. You do understand that, yes? You know as well as anyone else that the interim tag doesn't carry as much weight as Senate confirmed. No underling is going to go out on a limb for the interim chief of staff. Weight? Quantify 'weight.' We have...
by mvscal
Wed Oct 11, 2023 1:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Steve Garvey....US Senator?
Replies: 14
Views: 1142

Re: Steve Garvey....US Senator?

Screw_Michigan wrote: Sat Jun 03, 2023 11:30 pm He'll win if all his illegitimate children vote for him.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Rack
by mvscal
Wed Oct 11, 2023 1:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 524
Views: 875321

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

What are the odds on WWIII breaking out? Higher with a senile, braindamaged pedophile in the White House. It's even higher w/o an ambassador to Israel. It's even higher w/o a Navy chief. It's even higher w/o an Air Force chief. You wouldn't happen to know the reason for those vacancies, would you? ...
by mvscal
Tue Oct 10, 2023 11:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 524
Views: 875321

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Jsc810 wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2023 10:51 pm What are the odds on WWIII breaking out?
Higher with a senile, braindamaged pedophile in the White House.
by mvscal
Tue Oct 10, 2023 8:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Flint, Michigan student hits teacher with thrown chair
Replies: 23
Views: 3674

Re: Flint, Michigan student hits teacher with thrown chair

Mikey wrote: Mon Oct 09, 2023 2:10 pm
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sat Oct 07, 2023 8:23 pm
Tossing a chair at an authority figure is totally understandable, as you can see. Who wants cake?
I guess it would have been OK if she used a flag pole.
Assuming it was part of a mostly peaceful protest naturally.
by mvscal
Tue Oct 10, 2023 8:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3281
Views: 788589

Re: Doom

Either/both
by mvscal
Tue Oct 10, 2023 6:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 524
Views: 875321

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Carson wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2023 5:57 pm
mvscal wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2023 5:49 pmFind them, kill them and then kill their entire family.
Including the goats they fucked?

That's a LOT of DNA testing.
Goats, too.
by mvscal
Tue Oct 10, 2023 5:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3281
Views: 788589

Re: Doom

And a few hrs in the Israels are already committing war crimes. How shocking! https://www.thejc.com/news/israel/hamas-terrorists-murdered-40-babies-including-beheadings-says-report-2fdcCmtBjFvAcCCf5MDwKU Horrific. Should not happen. And what would be a proportionate response to such behavior?
by mvscal
Tue Oct 10, 2023 5:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 524
Views: 875321

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

FiatLux wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2023 5:23 pm There needs to be a price paid when you kill Americans and take them hostage abroad.
Absofuckinglutely. Find them, kill them and then kill their entire family.
by mvscal
Mon Oct 09, 2023 11:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 524
Views: 875321

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Sudden Sam wrote: Mon Oct 09, 2023 8:05 pm Little nukes could be in the hands of Hezbollah and Hamas.
The odds of that are approximately 0.00%. "Little nukes" are extremely challenging to construct.
by mvscal
Mon Oct 09, 2023 7:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 524
Views: 875321

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Screw_Michigan wrote: Mon Oct 09, 2023 7:15 pm Post some more IDF hotties.
They're busy getting buttfucked by packs of gibbering koranimals at the moment.
by mvscal
Mon Oct 09, 2023 7:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 524
Views: 875321

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

FiatLux wrote: Mon Oct 09, 2023 7:08 pm Now its time to send a little message to the Persians.





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They won't do that either.