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Well maybe if it wasn't "shit compared to Marty's stuff" I might have given it a higher grade. How come it's ok for you to think it is shit but you get your AP panties all in a bunch when I give you a D-? Oh I don't know TVO! It just hurts I guess. You've always been one of the most enter...

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I can't even figure out how to make that sound with letters.

nthnthtnthnthnth? Nope.

That is perfect though.

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Haha! Rack pop! Van has a new face!

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The TVO "hot chick" was paid. Not a doubt in my mind. What chick lets a little creepy-looking fart like TVO write some dorky saying like, "Rack the Trolls!" on her body and then allows herself to be photographed knowing it will end up on the internet...for free? A paid slut of so...

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Van wrote:DC, if she's like most young girls these days, you two probably already have something to bond over: porn.

:)

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trev, 36k in Missouri is like 50k in Cali but whatever, she's doing what she loves to do and that's coach. And she's damn good at it. She's been doing hitting lessons for several years now, people pay her for that and she has repeat customers. She knows the game inside out. We watch Royals games to...

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War Wagon wrote:Thanks Wolfie

Jsc810 wrote:Rack her!
as much grief I toss your way, and you remain class. Culture, politics, we'll never agree on but no sir, you don't disgust me.

You two had me at hello.

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:grin: Thank you for the Racks! Sorry TVO, I'm at a loss on how to entertain a sawed-off bitterman who looks like Ric Flair's Quato. Pop, you are right on! I'm in the HD guerilla style with my iphone propped up on the shelf talking to my self about wearing panties and I notice a dude about 20 Ft awa...

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Rack all of you for the insights, mvscal and Python offered particularly helpful thoughts.

Well, thanks for the ideas. Need an invention goddammit!

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Atomic Punk:

BTW, I've never posted those pics. Katy did and where is she now?

Fermenting in a barrel under your moms basement slab? Mixed in among Hungry Man dinners in your freezer?

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Really? Goddammit!

You wrinkle-bag snuggling fart huffer. Maybe that will save it.

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After the year, you have to pay back the $70k, the profits are yours to keep to spend however you like. What would you invest that money in? Flip a house? Invest in stocks? Blackjack table? We've been sitting on our nest egg for a house but it has been 4 years and the houses we want are still out of...

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Holy FUCK!!! That is friggin great! RACK YOU MARTY!

"are we just waiting for AP to do something typically retarded? Is that what its come to?"

Thats in the top 10 for sure.

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Ucant, is this true? If so, it makes Stern seem a lot less douchey. I'd never heard of this reply before.

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Haha!! Yer a sport AP!!

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Bwahaha! That Stern blast was epic!! Rome brought a pillow to a knife fight.

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Solid take. Rack it!

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Nope, never seen him again Mikey.

Glad you stepped in with a Rack KC! I was about to yank it! Not so great an effort but after you throw something together you kinda hate to just shitcan your "work" haha!

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Bumped into a pissed-off Atomic Punk! He had a few things on his mind.

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Rack missjo! Yes, she's a dumpy road whore and her post is clearly not about AP being a functional mongoloid, but she's got a point.

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RACK THAT mvscal!

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Yes, thank you Mikey. Your Racks are very important to me, I want you to know this.

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Sorry gents, but I lobbed an epic Atomic Whipping-boy blast that I feel did not get proper recognition. Please revisit above and react to me accordingly. Thank you for your cooperation.

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I'm starting to think the powers that be ought to make the default font setting like fuckin 72 so these blue hairs that are waiting for sweet merciful death can continue to enjoy this place. I just turned 40. 62 may as well be 150 to me right now. I seriously cant imagine the depression that goes al...

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He took two rounds of AP tests 1. After thrusting your semi-erect Vienna sausage into a hooker for two minutes, you manage to jam her raggedy panties into the back pocket of your jorts without her noticing. You should do the following, quick-like: A. Get your ass to Sonic stat! You've worked up an ...

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Rack both Todd and pop!! Looks awful! Why would your God allow such things to happen to his "children?" Either he can help and chooses not to which makes him malevolent, or he isn't able to intervene, so why call him God?

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Rack both of you for sacrificing for your kids education! I've got to get on the ball with college funds. Hopefully at least one of these boys will be like their dipshit dad and flame out of school and go blue collar! Callouses are nothing to be ashamed of!

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RACK!

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I had to set the bong down many years ago Py! Didn't notice the shirt haha! awwww! thanks you guys!! (best queer voice) I already made her cry accidentally this morning because I thought she was being over cautious about putting him in the swing and insisting on buckling him in, "he can barely ...

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Hahaha! Thanks pop! I find brad to be funny in a "bwahaha! that dude is spazzin out!" kinda way. Seems like a smart guy who writes like a 'tard, like me. We need guys like him so guys like me don't feel so dumb around guys like you, mvs, Van, and pretty much everybody except me, brad, and ...

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screw, are you familiar with four corners? Right there. It's right around the intersection of Rte 29 and University Blvd.

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Mom is going to be dealing with some post-partem(sp?) issues, her hormones went berserk this time. Just hoping it doesn't get really bad, I've heard it can :shock: Kid is doing awesome! First night home and he got up once and chugged his bottle, went right back to sleep. Chowed down some more 3 hour...

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Fuck! What a beauty! The unibrow, the stained braces...can't believe I ever got laid.

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This is a great PET! Awesome pics mvs. was this some sort of arranged tour that you can reserve or had you mapped out where you wanted to visit and just went? You are an interesting fellow.

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RACK MARTY!!

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Thanks a bunch gentlemen. Everybody is doing great. Just want to gtfo of this hospital, Everything is fuckin contaminated I'm sure of it. My germaphobe tendencies are going haywire and I have to take a shit. I will grow a tail in the hospital shrubbery before I sit on one of these MRSA covered log l...

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You sick and troubled bastards...:)

Healthy 8.09 lb boy! Came out dark purple with the cord wrapped around his neck twice, so he could be "special", jury's still out on that one. Got some good breaths and turned a nice pinkish white so he should be good. Awesome sight to behold...

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Thank you Chip! It's a boy, but he's still holding tight. Getting close!

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