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by Ken
Mon Feb 26, 2024 11:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anti-Muslim ?
Replies: 24
Views: 718

Re: Anti-Muslim ?

https://i.snipboard.io/5rqSLw.jpg Dogs need to be on a leash unless in their owner’s enclosed property or a fenced dog park. EOS. And next time I hear the words “fur baby” I may resort to some kind of violence myself. Oooooh, Mikey and I may be on the same page about something. I can't stand the 'd...
by Ken
Sat Feb 17, 2024 6:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 2-17-24
Replies: 29
Views: 1131

Re: Weekend Roll Call 2-17-24

Relaxing 3-day weekend for me. Just started a fire in the fireplace. Will watch some PGA, Genesis Open this afternoon, then get ready for my son, daughter-in-law and grandkids to come over for dinner. Simple this eve- breakfast for dinner. Scrambled eggs, ham, cinnamon rolls, and pancakes. Sometimes...
by Ken
Sun Jan 28, 2024 5:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 1-27-24
Replies: 28
Views: 1421

Re: Weekend Roll Call 1-27-24

Monterey, CA for an industry conference this weekend. Been about 10 yrs since I've been here and it is still as I remembered... awesome. Found a nice 'divish' local bar and enjoyed chatting with a local about hockey, among many other things. Was sure to buy him a round before I left even though he i...
by Ken
Sun Jan 14, 2024 11:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wildcard Weekend Roll Call 1-13-24
Replies: 32
Views: 73303

Re: Wildcard Weekend Roll Call 1-13-24

Fuck the NFL, go Blues! Oh, a Blues fan now. How surprising. How long did it take for you to remove your framed Avalanche jersey from the wall and replace with a Blues one? If/when I ever move from the 'burgh, I'll ALWAYS be a Pens fan. Move to Philly? Fuck the Flyers. Move to Nashville? Fuck the P...
by Ken
Sat Jan 13, 2024 8:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wildcard Weekend Roll Call 1-13-24
Replies: 32
Views: 73303

Re: Wildcard Weekend Roll Call 1-13-24

Fuck the NFL, go Blues! Oh, a Blues fan now. How surprising. How long did it take for you to remove your framed Avalanche jersey from the wall and replace with a Blues one? If/when I ever move from the 'burgh, I'll ALWAYS be a Pens fan. Move to Philly? Fuck the Flyers. Move to Nashville? Fuck the P...
by Ken
Thu Jan 04, 2024 2:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bowls
Replies: 55
Views: 571388

Re: Bowls

mvscal wrote: Thu Jan 04, 2024 1:52 am
Screw_Michigan wrote: Wed Jan 03, 2024 12:52 am
kcdave wrote: Wed Jan 03, 2024 12:40 am fellow NAPA's
What's a NAPA?
An auto parts franchise operation. National Automotive Parts Association. They've been around forever. Surprised you never heard of them. Oh, yeah...I forgot. You don't have a car.
Well played, mv.
Stay down, screwy.
by Ken
Tue Jan 02, 2024 12:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rank these "grannies"
Replies: 14
Views: 59611

Re: Rank these "grannies"

#2 would certainly get my attention (and my penis'). Would absolutely crush that.
by Ken
Fri Dec 22, 2023 9:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 12-16-23
Replies: 14
Views: 27229

Re: Weekend Roll Call 12-16-23

Nice job, Rumps. Trying to convince my parents to do a prime rib roast for Christmas. Why don't you just tell them that you're bringing one to roast? Seems simple to me. Are you bringing your laundry to their house also? The grocery store earlier was a total shitshow... which I expected. Went to gr...
by Ken
Fri Dec 22, 2023 12:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Never Go Full Retard
Replies: 34
Views: 139657

Re: Never Go Full Retard

Fucking hell... is this asswipe back?
Just as this place was on an uptick... down the drain again.
by Ken
Tue Dec 19, 2023 2:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Long Gone Posters
Replies: 202
Views: 850001

Re: Long Gone Posters

JSC
Did I miss something? He check out of the board... or life?
by Ken
Fri Dec 01, 2023 12:02 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: UM/Iowa
Replies: 2
Views: 3128

UM/Iowa

Heard an unbelievable stat on the radio today (actually, not THAT unbelievable given Brian Ferentz's offense). One of the sportsbooks, can't remember which, had the over/under on pts. scored for Iowa at .5 pts for each half. If I had a gun to my head and was forced to bet my life savings, I'd lean t...
by Ken
Sun Nov 19, 2023 4:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 11-18-23
Replies: 15
Views: 13357

Re: Weekend Roll Call 11-18-23

Dave really worries about shit that shouldn't matter in real life. Unbeknownst to me why he would melt about things on a totally non-descript website. I did nothing today, other than pick up my sis and niece from the airport this eve. Just got back from a biz trip to Florida and just wanted to wind ...
by Ken
Mon Nov 13, 2023 3:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 11-11-23
Replies: 21
Views: 16975

Re: Weekend Roll Call 11-11-23

Oh and just noticed the midget has been banned. Rack it. Will be a much more readable/enjoyable place.
by Ken
Mon Nov 13, 2023 3:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 11-11-23
Replies: 21
Views: 16975

Re: Weekend Roll Call 11-11-23

Just finished up a few days of vacation on Treasure Island, FL. Just myself, no one else... the way I wanted it. Did whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted. Prob had a bit too much vodka, but oh well. Caught way too many undersized snappers from the back dock, but were still enjoyable to catch. Now in...
by Ken
Tue Oct 24, 2023 12:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 10-21-23
Replies: 47
Views: 15212

Re: Weekend Roll Call 10-21-23

Here’s what I’m working on today - cutting back last spring/summer’s crop of matilija poppies. That hedge trimmer with an extension works great but it weighs a shit ton. It has another extension I can add but you need to wear a shoulder strap to hold it up. 'Enjoying' retirement, I see :lol: But to...
by Ken
Mon Oct 23, 2023 7:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 10-21-23
Replies: 47
Views: 15212

Re: Weekend Roll Call 10-21-23

Here’s what I’m working on today - cutting back last spring/summer’s crop of matilija poppies. That hedge trimmer with an extension works great but it weighs a shit ton. It has another extension I can add but you need to wear a shoulder strap to hold it up. 'Enjoying' retirement, I see :lol: But to...
by Ken
Sun Oct 08, 2023 1:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 10-7-23
Replies: 10
Views: 4564

Re: Weekend Roll Call 10-7-23

Ken is suffering from a case of the Mondays. Every day in the fall is a Monday to me. It steals my free time after work and on the weekends. Further, if you have a fucking dog in your fall family photo, fuck it also. I don't just dislike dogs in fall photos... I just dislike dogs and the overwhelmi...
by Ken
Sat Oct 07, 2023 6:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 10-7-23
Replies: 10
Views: 4564

Re: Weekend Roll Call 10-7-23

About to go out and start raking/picking up leaves in the yard. Except for CFB, I fucking detest the fall season. Fuck your pumpkin spice. Fuck your fall leaf color. Fuck your comfy sweaters. Fuck your pumpkin picking tractor rides at the local farmer's market. Fuck your cornstalks tied to your lamp...
by Ken
Fri Oct 06, 2023 6:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Any Man in a Travis Kelce Jersey is Now a Fag
Replies: 48
Views: 18105

Re: Any Man in a Travis Kelce Jersey is Now a Fag

Scott obviously needs to post more. Rack it.
by Ken
Sun Oct 01, 2023 9:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Little Cockblock is all grown up now.
Replies: 59
Views: 26182

Re: Little Cockblock is all grown up now.

KC dave approves.
by Ken
Thu Sep 28, 2023 12:24 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Quality posters of CFB posted here....
Replies: 47
Views: 46398

Re: Quality posters of CFB posted here....

I'm back in if we can get the ball rolling again. My Nittany Lions are getting almost zero press and I'm not sure why. Probably the black belly of a cloud of OSU/Michigan pub is too overhanging. With that said, I'd probably slightly favor either of them over PSU right now... but close to a toss up, ...
by Ken
Mon Sep 25, 2023 8:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 9-23-23
Replies: 36
Views: 23479

Re: Weekend Roll Call 9-23-23

Excellent pics, Mikey. Will be in Monterey this coming January for the 2nd time. Very much looking forward to it again seeing as how my last 3 trips to CA have taken me to effing Sacramento.
by Ken
Sat Sep 16, 2023 9:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 9-16-23
Replies: 24
Views: 4112

Re: Weekend Roll Call 9-16-23

Not much going on for me today. Penn State game earlier this afternoon, then mowed the lawn. Jalapeno poppers and a taco or two for me this eve... then more CFB. Have a great one, everyone.
by Ken
Sat Sep 16, 2023 9:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 9-16-23
Replies: 24
Views: 4112

Re: Weekend Roll Call 9-16-23

Damn, sorry for your loss, Mikey. I hope you have many memories to cherish (I'm sure you do). I hope you can find some solace and comfort in those memories.
by Ken
Sun Sep 10, 2023 12:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 9-9-23
Replies: 27
Views: 521454

Re: Weekend Roll Call 9-9-23

Myself, just walked in front door about an hour ago from a long flight itinerary back from Vancouver. Body on Pacific time so I expect that I'll be watching CFB until about midnight. Looking forward to sleeping in like a mofo tomorrow morning, as this past week was a very tiring one with loooong day...
by Ken
Mon Sep 04, 2023 4:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 9-2-23
Replies: 17
Views: 4594

Re: Weekend Roll Call 9-2-23

Been a lazy weekend for me. Some yardwork and then CFB viewing the rest of the time. So.... good weekend, especially since my Nittany Lions won and their young stud QB looked pretty good. Regrettably, the rest of my labor day holiday will be spent in airports and on planes... Gotta catch a flight to...
by Ken
Wed Aug 30, 2023 10:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3341
Views: 906801

Re: Doom

Carson wrote: Wed Aug 30, 2023 5:14 pm I miss when this board wasn't spammed by your shitty takes.
Just put on ignore. Trust me... makes the board so much more readable.
by Ken
Sat Aug 05, 2023 10:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 8-5-23
Replies: 40
Views: 14671

Re: Weekend Roll Call 8-5-23

Currently on Prince Edward Island... never been to the Maritimes of Canada. Absolutely gorgeous. Work brought me up this way and now taking 3 days to myself. Just polished off a 1/2 dozen raw oysters and now awaiting my Halibut dinner. They fucking make you take a big dick up the ass price wise up h...
by Ken
Mon Jul 17, 2023 12:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Lost my man card last weekend.
Replies: 51
Views: 23310

Re: Lost my man card last weekend.

Diego in Seattle wrote: Mon Jul 17, 2023 12:52 am
Mikey wrote: Mon Jul 17, 2023 12:34 am Any "man" that drives a Jetta is already two strikes down.
is ken smackaholic's troll?
Wow, the spreadsheets run deep here :oops:
by Ken
Mon May 08, 2023 9:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Europe Work Trip
Replies: 19
Views: 2809

Re: Europe Work Trip

Rack it. Never been to Belgium, but have been to the Netherlands and England. Those pics brought back memories (all good ones). I presume the tulip pics were from the Keukenhoff in the Netherlands? London is an outstanding city... so much to do.
by Ken
Mon May 08, 2023 12:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-6-23
Replies: 13
Views: 2691

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-6-23

Son of a bitch... Presently have my foot elevated and iced. Pain scale was about a 7, now down to a 4 with an Advil. First softball game of the year today and I NEVER felt while I was playing that I had an 'episode'. Never thought to myself in the moment, 'Oh shit, I just fucked up my ankle'. Got ho...
by Ken
Sat May 06, 2023 7:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-6-23
Replies: 13
Views: 2691

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-6-23

Happy Birthday, Wolfman! Got back from a weeklong biz trip to Austin, TX late last night. First time there. Knew it was a 'happening' bar scene but, bloody hell, didn't know it was THAT off the hook. Stayed out and drank probably a bit more than I should have Thursday night before my flight out yest...
by Ken
Sat Apr 29, 2023 10:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-29-23
Replies: 41
Views: 79956

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-29-23

Crappy weather here in the 'burgh. So, no yardwork for me this weekend. Pretty fucking boring weekend for me, actually. So far, I have literally done nothing today and likely will be the same tomorrow, laundry aside. I'm okay with that though... good to have those lazy weekends occasionally. Biz tri...
by Ken
Sun Apr 16, 2023 8:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-15-23
Replies: 12
Views: 2414

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-15-23

Was a gorgeous weekend here in the 'burgh. Upper 70's and sunny. Worked in the yard a fair amount and broke out the chain saw for a bit today. Perhaps would have headed to camp to do some wild trout fishing on my favorite streams, but it has been VERY dry here and the streams are quite low flowing. ...
by Ken
Sat Apr 01, 2023 9:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-1-23
Replies: 14
Views: 2464

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-1-23

Back from a weeklong biz trip to California. Didn't get back home until almost 2AM this morn and slept until noon today. Needless to say, I'm not myself today. Kids are coming over in a bit to celebrate my birthday (today). Gonna shovel copious amounts of pizza down my gullet and enjoy the grandkids...
by Ken
Sun Mar 19, 2023 1:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-18-23
Replies: 27
Views: 4448

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-18-23

Just got back from St. Pete Beach a bit earlier this eve. Total relaxation. Did some dock fishing, beach walking, and grilling a couple ribeyes at the resort's outdoor facilities. Probably drank way too much vodka while I was down there, but fuck it. Very glad I scheduled to come back to the 'burgh...
by Ken
Sun Mar 19, 2023 12:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-18-23
Replies: 27
Views: 4448

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-18-23

Just got back from St. Pete Beach a bit earlier this eve. Total relaxation. Did some dock fishing, beach walking, and grilling a couple ribeyes at the resort's outdoor facilities. Probably drank way too much vodka while I was down there, but fuck it. Very glad I scheduled to come back to the 'burgh ...
by Ken
Sat Mar 11, 2023 9:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-11-23
Replies: 16
Views: 2537

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-11-23

Cleaned house a bit today, laundry, and now relaxing flipping back and forth between PSU BBall and Pens hockey. Flying out tomorrow for a much needed vacation on the sandy-white beach of St. Pete, FL. I so tire of the supremely shitty Pgh weather by early Feb. Fishing, crabbing, and catching a Pirat...
by Ken
Sat Feb 18, 2023 6:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 2-18-23
Replies: 6
Views: 1906

Re: Weekend Roll Call 2-18-23

Not much going on for me this extended weekend. Have a pot of chicken soup simmering away at the moment. Pitt Bball and the Pens this evening... will be on at the same time, so the remote will be getting a workout. Counting down the days to vacation in a couple/few weeks. Interesting stuff, I know.
by Ken
Sat Feb 18, 2023 2:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So, what was/is for dinner tonight?
Replies: 39
Views: 11672

Re: So, what was/is for dinner tonight?

Roach wrote: Sat Feb 18, 2023 1:46 am Out for a family birthday

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Chop chop and some hot saki
Always good to do something like that from time to time w/family. While not necessarily top shelf... good times anyways. How was the 'volcano'?