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by Dinsdale
Fri Apr 10, 2020 2:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The wine douche thread.
Replies: 46
Views: 9457

Re: The wine douche thread.

And RACK the dude going ass-to-mouth on his dad.

Just taking batting practice up in here.
by Dinsdale
Fri Apr 10, 2020 2:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The wine douche thread.
Replies: 46
Views: 9457

Re: The wine douche thread.

And Mikey -- the sweet, sweet deal Costco has on a 92-point cab for under $20 didn't make it as far as your neck of the woods... or so I know hear.
by Dinsdale
Fri Apr 10, 2020 2:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: COVID-19 Food Porn Thread
Replies: 226
Views: 43122

Re: COVID-19 Food Porn Thread

I remember when cedar-plank grilling became a thing. My fishing buddies and I cringed at the thought. I mean, how could anyone take the U&L technique that we stole from the DDIs (Dirty Drunken Injuns) of using an alder board and pervert it with some nasty, resin-spewing shit like cedar?
by Dinsdale
Fri Apr 10, 2020 2:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The wine douche thread.
Replies: 46
Views: 9457

Re: The wine douche thread.

For the red wines, i'm told told that FRANCE has the best reds.. Debatable. Italy has the best Pinot Grigo Since the same grape is called pinot gris just about everywhere outside of Italy, that's not unreasonable. American Wine is getting better and better and better all the time....but you have to...
by Dinsdale
Fri Apr 10, 2020 1:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The wine douche thread.
Replies: 46
Views: 9457

Re: The wine douche thread.

Not a big fan of Pinot Noir, myself. But the true wine snob on this board, Dinsdale, probably has access to better stuff than I can get with regularity and might have a different opinion on the subject. You're painting with a broad brush. And yes, I live in "The Burgundy of the Western Hemisph...
by Dinsdale
Thu Apr 02, 2020 2:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: COVID-19 - A Real Public Health Crisis*
Replies: 898
Views: 119563

Re: COVID-19 - A Real Public Health Crisis*

Innocent Bystander wrote: Thu Apr 02, 2020 2:48 am Business as usual, or?
His business is retardation.

And business is booming.
by Dinsdale
Thu Apr 02, 2020 2:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So do any of y'all know anybody with Covid 19?
Replies: 91
Views: 14670

Re: So do any of y'all know anybody with Covid 19?

You sound stressed, bro. Nipping at Screwy and JSC ain't you. Let it out, man: what's weighing you down in Oregon? Not particularly stressed. Hoping I can keep working, but might not happen. JSC is a government hack (and corn-dog smelling LSU fan, among his 810 "teams"). Screwed is a shri...
by Dinsdale
Thu Apr 02, 2020 2:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So do any of y'all know anybody with Covid 19?
Replies: 91
Views: 14670

Re: So do any of y'all know anybody with Covid 19?

Screw_Michigan wrote: Thu Apr 02, 2020 1:52 am
schmick wrote: Thu Apr 02, 2020 1:02 am Could not even imagine not having a car, I've always had at least 2 since I was 15 years old. I have over a dozen now.
Eat a heaping pile of shit
He collects cars at auctions, you collect loads in men's rooms.

To each their own.
by Dinsdale
Thu Apr 02, 2020 1:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So do any of y'all know anybody with Covid 19?
Replies: 91
Views: 14670

Re: So do any of y'all know anybody with Covid 19?

I lost track of how many people I know who have it, a couple of dozen at least, and that number is rapidly increasing. Over the past week, more than one person per hour has died of the virus in Louisiana. I don't see how I haven't gotten it yet, every morning when I wake up and feel ok, it is a sur...
by Dinsdale
Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pussification of America - COVID 19
Replies: 741
Views: 118594

Re: Pussification of America - COVID 19

Back to the original topic...


https://www.oregonlive.com/coronavirus/ ... d-won.html

Definitely NOT a pussy.
by Dinsdale
Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: We are ALL getting $1000 check in the mail
Replies: 214
Views: 25177

Re: We are ALL getting $1000 check in the mail

mvscal wrote: Mon Mar 30, 2020 11:57 pm Springfield.
I spent a year there one week.

Horrific shithole.
by Dinsdale
Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: COVID-19 Food Porn Thread
Replies: 226
Views: 43122

Re: COVID-19 Food Porn Thread

Doesn't like cabbage (which I'll eat in any form -- kimchi rocks)

Doesn't like whisk(e)y

Doesn't like wine


Jeebus -- how do you feel about donkey asshole? Your taste is as bland as your keyboard.
by Dinsdale
Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: COVID-19 - A Real Public Health Crisis*
Replies: 898
Views: 119563

Re: COVID-19 - A Real Public Health Crisis*

I wish that you will be proven right. But I believe that the fatalities from the virus will exceed those from the flu in a few weeks. I hope that you are right and that I am wrong. Dude, not to be rude, but you're by far the biggest political hack here (not even close). Maybe you believe it's your ...
by Dinsdale
Sat Mar 28, 2020 5:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: COVID-19 Food Porn Thread
Replies: 226
Views: 43122

Re: Green (Verdi) Chili (Chile)

I love to cook. I'll spend all day making a great dinner. But cooking for only myself sucks. I had one of these the other day: https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/66502cf8-987d-4044-ac90-0e1732525097_1.cb137c5e08cda0d73d5b2b9e8fa5ece5.jpeg?odnWidth=612&odnHeight=612&odnBg=ffffff It was very far...
by Dinsdale
Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Help wanted: activities when everything is shut down
Replies: 77
Views: 11408

Re: Help wanted: activities when everything is shut down

Derron wrote: Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:04 amKillarney was dry enough to play already ?
To my surprise, it's quite playable. Much better than I thought it would be. Like early summer out there.
by Dinsdale
Wed Mar 25, 2020 1:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pussification of America - COVID 19
Replies: 741
Views: 118594

Re: Pussification of America - COVID 19

Wow, watching NY Gov. Cuomo is impressive, THAT is a leader. No wonder trump is intimidated by him. Clearly, our country would be so much better served to have a commander in chief like Cuomo instead of the fraud currently in office. This is the first time I've seen him speak, and don't know anythi...
by Dinsdale
Tue Mar 24, 2020 4:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pussification of America - COVID 19
Replies: 741
Views: 118594

Re: Pussification of America - COVID 19

EAP wrote: Tue Mar 24, 2020 3:47 am
They've got much bigger fish to fry anyway.
As big as your thighs.
by Dinsdale
Tue Mar 24, 2020 3:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pussification of America - COVID 19
Replies: 741
Views: 118594

Re: Pussification of America - COVID 19

Innocent Bystander wrote: Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:59 am
Is Portland prepared to pull a Philly and make prostitution quasi-legal by not immediately arresting for it?

It's been that way a long time.
by Dinsdale
Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pussification of America - COVID 19
Replies: 741
Views: 118594

Re: Pussification of America - COVID 19

EAP wrote: Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:42 am How is that legal?
Because as soon as the escorts arrive at your door, full sexual intercourse will be negotiated.
It's Oregon -- lots of shit is legal, and/or ignored.
by Dinsdale
Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pussification of America - COVID 19
Replies: 741
Views: 118594

Re: Pussification of America - COVID 19

As I've been saying for weeks, America is swimming in coronavirus and we don't know just how bad it is because Trump intentionally kept us from having a testing system. It was a short-term political strategy with unimaginable consequences. This will rack. That's the weirdest thing about all this --...
by Dinsdale
Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Help wanted: activities when everything is shut down
Replies: 77
Views: 11408

Re: Help wanted: activities when everything is shut down

We will see about that, homeboy back in Forest Grove says there are National Guard vehicles filling the entire parking lot and lining the streets leading up to it in an industrial area. Never seen that in the 55 years I lived there. Got the tires. Played golf Saturday (saw your friend at Killarney)...
by Dinsdale
Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: California CV
Replies: 65
Views: 8739

Re: California CV

Dinsdale, why would 'shelter in place' be unconstitutional? :? I'm pretty sure my post said something about "the Constitution and stuff." My civil rights aren't at the governor's discretion. If I want to have 100 people over to my house this weekend, I will (that won't happen). If I want ...
by Dinsdale
Sun Mar 22, 2020 7:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: California CV
Replies: 65
Views: 8739

Re: California CV

If they do issue shelter-in-place, I'll go to work tomorrow morning. I'm "essential" (not bad for a contractor).
by Dinsdale
Sun Mar 22, 2020 6:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: California CV
Replies: 65
Views: 8739

Re: California CV

This is getting serious -- golf courses are raising the cups an inch above the ground, and a putt need only hit the outside of the cup... so you don't reach into the hole, or touch the flag.

I'm not OK with the New Reality. We played real golf in the Before Time.
by Dinsdale
Sun Mar 22, 2020 5:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: California CV
Replies: 65
Views: 8739

Re: California CV

Where I'm at, weed is legal and we have multiple local stores and restaurants. But only one restaurant is enforcing a delivery-only policy, and only the liquor store is enforcing a maximum customer policy. Where I am (still Oregon), weed is legal, and the weed stores are petitioning to be deemed an...
by Dinsdale
Sat Mar 21, 2020 5:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You've got to know when to fold 'em
Replies: 9
Views: 1843

Re: You've got to know when to fold 'em

I saw the thread title, so I just dropped in to see what condition his condition was in.
by Dinsdale
Sat Mar 21, 2020 5:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Help wanted: activities when everything is shut down
Replies: 77
Views: 11408

Re: Help wanted: activities when everything is shut down

I'll celebrate the partial lockdown by getting some new tires.

Then probably golf.
by Dinsdale
Sun Mar 08, 2020 7:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My package from China
Replies: 19
Views: 3452

Re: My package from China

M2 has developed a penchant for the Asian boys now? Why am I not shocked?

Well, Toolio, I hope for your sake the Asian's package bucks the stereotype.

You GO gurl!
by Dinsdale
Mon Mar 02, 2020 2:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What song is playing when you blow your brains out?
Replies: 65
Views: 8245

Re: What song is playing when you blow your brains out?

88 wrote: Mon Mar 02, 2020 1:24 am
I have a vague memory of getting wasted with that dude at a couple of parties.
by Dinsdale
Sat Feb 22, 2020 7:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What song is playing when you blow your brains out?
Replies: 65
Views: 8245

Re: What song is playing when you blow your brains out?

Go to bed, you're drunk.
by Dinsdale
Mon Feb 10, 2020 1:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My Friend Alan told Mvscal
Replies: 14
Views: 2110

Re: My Friend Alan told Mvscal

Innocent Bystander wrote: Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:59 am How are Alan and Mrs Alan doing today?
They think the earth is flat.
by Dinsdale
Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A health care system worth preserving
Replies: 98
Views: 16767

Re: A health care system worth preserving

If you think health care is expensive now, just wait until it's free.
by Dinsdale
Mon Feb 03, 2020 2:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SUPER BOWL LIV
Replies: 83
Views: 10831

Re: SUPER BOWL LIV

smackaholic wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 2:25 am Mahones has made a few terrible throws. I think the 9er D line is wearing him out.
Mahomie keeps hearing all that Quacking in his ear every time he drops back.
by Dinsdale
Sun Feb 02, 2020 11:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: TuneTown May Not Be Right for You
Replies: 37
Views: 3221

Re: TuneTown May Not Be Right for You

Try and keep up -- we've moved on to a different classic movie.
by Dinsdale
Sun Feb 02, 2020 11:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SUPER BOWL LIV
Replies: 83
Views: 10831

Re: SUPER BOWL LIV

Terpines work much better than propylene glycol.
by Dinsdale
Sun Feb 02, 2020 11:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SUPER BOWL LIV
Replies: 83
Views: 10831

Re: SUPER BOWL LIV

Screw_Michigan wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 11:27 pm
How does he make them?
"Buddies" indicated more than one. Typically can get empty carts online, then it's a matter of mixing the right amount of terpines and live-resin.
by Dinsdale
Sun Feb 02, 2020 11:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SUPER BOWL LIV
Replies: 83
Views: 10831

Re: SUPER BOWL LIV

After the game, the Niners are indicted for sexual assault, in an incident that becomes known as "The Rape Of IKYABWAI."

31-17
by Dinsdale
Sun Feb 02, 2020 11:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SUPER BOWL LIV
Replies: 83
Views: 10831

Re: SUPER BOWL LIV

Almost time to start in on the pork shoulder I put in the oven last night.

Yeehaw.