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by BSmack
Sat Dec 24, 2022 8:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 12-24-22
Replies: 19
Views: 965

Re: Weekend Roll Call 12-24-22

Surely there are some football games today, the question is whether they will on tv here. Y'all have a good one. This is why you need to discover bootleg streams and connecting them to your TV via HDMI. No blackouts, all the games. You'll be happy. I've heard about that, but I am nowhere close to h...
by BSmack
Sat Dec 24, 2022 7:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 12-24-22
Replies: 19
Views: 965

Re: Weekend Roll Call 12-24-22

Rochester area reporting in where it is colder than a witch’s tit. Doing the same family stuff this year that we’ve done for over 15 years. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Got the Steelers Raiders game tonight. The Raiders have the best deep receiver in the NFL and the best running back in the NFL ...
by BSmack
Fri Dec 23, 2022 4:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's a Beautiful Mortuary
Replies: 2
Views: 285

Re: It's a Beautiful Mortuary

Life will be wonderful, you and me endlessly, decomposing.


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by BSmack
Fri Dec 23, 2022 4:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Immaculate reception...
Replies: 33
Views: 1146

Re: Immaculate reception...

Franco was the beating heart and soul of Steelers football, and not just then, but throughout the years since. His passing leaves a canyon sized hole in the fabric of the Steel City. RIP Generalissimo Franco Harris. Your Army mourns you.
by BSmack
Thu Dec 08, 2022 9:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tweaker for the win!
Replies: 20
Views: 1970

Re: Tweaker for the win!

Word is they first suspected the dog was on meth when they noticed it gazing at the other male greyhounds packages.
by BSmack
Sun Dec 04, 2022 12:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: FIFA World Cup
Replies: 68
Views: 3656

Re: FIFA World Cup

Dr_Phibes wrote:A bit quiet in here. England just got a giant boot stuck up their complacency.

Fucking brilliant. USA! USA! 8)
Quiet because we knew the end result would be a huge fail in elimination.
by BSmack
Tue Nov 22, 2022 11:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: FIFA World Cup
Replies: 68
Views: 3656

Re: FIFA World Cup

Ohhh, and rack those Muzzie savages for doing Brazil. I mean, I would prefer to see a civilized country bring them down, but I'll take what I can get. Wonder how many of the Brazilian national team will be murdered when they get home? I think you meant Argentina. And it depends upon whether or not ...
by BSmack
Sun Nov 20, 2022 2:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Found the new penis weather doppler
Replies: 20
Views: 1125

Re: Found the new penis weather doppler

I love that I live 90 miles from that nonsense. Has it ever been this localised? The Falls are getting slammed and nothing on the north shore till you get from Cobourg to Belleville across from you. It's a shitshow, they didn't close any highways. East side of Rochester rarely gets lake Erie lake e...
by BSmack
Sun Nov 20, 2022 2:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jsc...
Replies: 11
Views: 690

Re: Jsc...

As someone who fucked around and found out many years ago, burns are no joke. I was lucky. Only 2nd degree burns. Can't imagine what Jay is enduring. And with that, it would be remiss to not drop some Richard Pryor in this thread.

by BSmack
Sat Nov 19, 2022 5:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Musk Waltzes In...
Replies: 32
Views: 1560

Re: Musk Waltzes In...

Everybody who thinks that Trump isn’t gonna go to scorched earth and deny DeSantis the election raise your hand.
by BSmack
Sat Nov 19, 2022 4:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: FIFA World Cup
Replies: 68
Views: 3656

Re: FIFA World Cup

I’ll watch US v England. And USA v Iran might have some value.
by BSmack
Sat Nov 19, 2022 3:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Artemis
Replies: 53
Views: 2671

Re: Artemis

Going forward, any money thrown down the space travel hole should go to suborbital commercial jet travel. NYC to Tokyo in under an hour is pretty cool. And getting up above 99.9% of the atmosphere is an efficient way to travel. There's a bunch of startups taking another crack at supersonic transpor...
by BSmack
Sat Nov 19, 2022 3:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Found the new penis weather doppler
Replies: 20
Views: 1125

Re: Found the new penis weather doppler

I love that I live 90 miles from that nonsense.


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by BSmack
Wed Nov 16, 2022 4:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Not IN
Replies: 34
Views: 1700

Re: Not IN

Dr_Phibes wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote: Mon Nov 14, 2022 1:35 pm
BSmack wrote: Mon Nov 14, 2022 1:34 pm
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Who is this?
The Steelers secondary.
I blame Canada. And the fact that they let Ben Roethlisberger stay a two years too long.
by BSmack
Mon Nov 14, 2022 1:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Not IN
Replies: 34
Views: 1700

Re: Not IN

Jsc810 wrote:666 is not the Number of the Beast, did you know?

Link
Might was to ask these guys.


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by BSmack
Sun Oct 30, 2022 4:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Will the $16/pint ice cream be okay?
Replies: 167
Views: 4631

Re: Will the $16/pint ice cream be okay?

I’m caught up with all the conspiracy theories. Thanks to the cesspool for not disappointing me.
by BSmack
Sat Oct 29, 2022 8:34 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: A&M players smoking dope IN the locker room BEFORE a game
Replies: 3
Views: 914

Re: A&M players smoking dope IN the locker room BEFORE a game

Jimbo can’t even pay kids to want to stay in College Station.


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by BSmack
Tue Oct 18, 2022 9:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mountain Climber vs. Bear
Replies: 9
Views: 448

Re: Mountain Climber vs. Bear

The bear looked a lot like a certain NFC North team namesake. Not prepared to execute on offense.
by BSmack
Wed Oct 12, 2022 1:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Living On Tulsi Time...
Replies: 19
Views: 1182

Re: Living On Tulsi Time...

Tulsi was a Dino.


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by BSmack
Thu Oct 06, 2022 11:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Question for libs
Replies: 28
Views: 1378

Re: Question for libs

I’m a 50 something husband and father, not some man-child wearing a Guy Fawkes mask, selling liberation at $10.00 a hit.


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by BSmack
Wed Oct 05, 2022 1:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Grave Diggers Daughter
Replies: 8
Views: 538

Re: Grave Diggers Daughter

She was feisty.

https://youtu.be/YgylOni0JSI


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by BSmack
Wed Sep 28, 2022 10:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ian
Replies: 70
Views: 14401

Re: Ian

Wolfe, sure as hell hope you hang in there.


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by BSmack
Wed Sep 14, 2022 12:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ken Starr--tits up
Replies: 11
Views: 658

Re: Ken Starr--tits up

Funny, I used to think him a pesky dweeb, but as I've come to realize he was determined to bring the psychopath rapist Bill Clinton--and his Lady Macbeth wife--to justice, I regard him with respect. He was unsuccessful, but he made a valiant effort. Except he didn’t give two shits about the women b...
by BSmack
Sat Aug 27, 2022 6:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Len Dawson in Hospice care.
Replies: 7
Views: 609

Re: Len Dawson in Hospice care.

Len got matriculated to the end zone of life.
by BSmack
Sat Aug 27, 2022 6:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Things to do in Milford, CT....
Replies: 16
Views: 1003

Re: Things to do in Milford, CT....

Of course, being on LI sound does not necessarily equate to nice..... 2B-f7bsWUMQ I spent a little bit of time working out of Bridgeport. I can agree with that assessment. I worked at City Hall in the 90s. Across the street were crack houses. Just down the street was the police station. Yeah Bridge...
by BSmack
Tue Aug 23, 2022 10:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump is going to represent himself
Replies: 21
Views: 1243

Re: Trump is going to represent himself

Another update. Trump got some attorneys. Good move. Would have been a better move if he hired lawyers who understand procedure. “Clerk's Notice of Filing Deficiency Re: 5 MOTION to Appear Pro Hac Vice, Consent to Designation, and Request to Electronically Receive Notices of Electronic Filing for M....
by BSmack
Mon Aug 22, 2022 9:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump is going to represent himself
Replies: 21
Views: 1243

Trump is going to represent himself

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A man who represents himself has a fool for a client.
by BSmack
Sat Aug 13, 2022 2:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Len Dawson in Hospice care.
Replies: 7
Views: 609

Len Dawson in Hospice care.

Thoughts and prayers for the Chiefs fans. Loved him when Inside the NFL was watchable.


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by BSmack
Wed Aug 10, 2022 1:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You mean catchers CAN'T block the plate?
Replies: 43
Views: 3244

Re: You mean catchers CAN'T block the plate?

Funny thing is I’m finding since the human rain delays got told to hurry up and play, that baseball is more watchable than ever.


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by BSmack
Thu Jul 28, 2022 2:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The LIV Tour
Replies: 38
Views: 2022

Re: The LIV Tour

Funny thing is that if Phildo wasn’t such a degenerate gambler he probably would’ve been happy to play good guy Phil into his golden years. But since he is a gambling addict, his only choice to have a nine figure lifestyle was to whore himself out to the Saudis. Sent from my iPhone using a big netwo...
by BSmack
Fri Jul 01, 2022 12:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Signature Song
Replies: 14
Views: 924

Re: Signature Song

Bob Seger - Old Time Rock and Roll Diana Ross - Love Child The Marshall Tucker Band - Can’t You See REO Speedwagon - Keep of Living You Van Halen - Eruption Chuck Berry Johnny B Goode KC and the Sunshine Band - That’s the way (I like It) The Animals - House of the Rising Sun Neil Young/CSNY - Ohio T...
by BSmack
Sat Jun 18, 2022 3:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fauxinated, twice boosted
Replies: 14
Views: 1148

Re: Fauxinated, twice boosted

schmick wrote:He shouldn't be allowed to to take monoclonal antibodies. Ivermectin, Hydroxychloroquine, Paxlovid, lagevrio.... or any of the other medications he tried blocking Americans taking to save their lives
He’s a doctor Jim, not a horse farmer!


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by BSmack
Sat Jun 18, 2022 3:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Gender Pronouns: A Massive Corporate Initiative
Replies: 9
Views: 926

Re: Gender Pronouns: A Massive Corporate Initiative

I think this is our quickest route to squashing discrimination and racism in America. If all the white males start identifying themselves as black females, then we should be good, right? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk That post made less sense than posting pictures of your wife. Sent from my iP...
by BSmack
Sat Jun 18, 2022 3:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WHO going to rename chicken pox because it's sexist?
Replies: 3
Views: 495

Re: WHO going to rename chicken pox because it's sexist?

Asperger was a Nazi.tool. Fuck him. He sent children to Nazi extermination facilities. He should be a forgotten man.


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by BSmack
Sun Jun 05, 2022 1:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If your mind isn't developed enough
Replies: 14
Views: 987

Re: If your mind isn't developed enough

Until age 21 to purchase a fire arm, how is it developed enough to try to change your sex or pronouns? It would be fine to join the military and die for our country, but owning a personal firearm is too much for that 19 year old. Typical liberal hypocrisy. You do realize Ronald Reagan, that Liberal...
by BSmack
Sun May 01, 2022 1:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Elon Musk is a worldwide treasure
Replies: 166
Views: 11023

Re: Elon Musk is a worldwide treasure

And a nuclear power is much cleaner than wind or solar. But electric buses don’t make much sense outside of a few cities. The retards in charge of California are trying to close down the state's last nuclear power plant. According to one of the Marxist cocksuckers running for governor, the power pl...
by BSmack
Mon Apr 25, 2022 10:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: After Disney cried about Florida's anti-groomer bill
Replies: 26
Views: 1776

Re: After Disney cried about Florida's anti-groomer bill

Wonder what they are going to do with the bonds for Reedy Creek? They can’t assign them to Disney.


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by BSmack
Mon Apr 11, 2022 12:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: New Open Borders Solution
Replies: 19
Views: 954

Re: New Open Borders Solution

You want to send hard working people to NY so that our population can grow and flourish as we send our elderly down south? Deal.


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by BSmack
Sun Apr 10, 2022 8:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: And I thought all balck NFL QBs had good mobility.
Replies: 70
Views: 5506

Re: And I thought all balck NFL QBs had good mobility.

Had to stop here. Steelers twitter has more people crying in their Iron City and Chip Chop Ham than you could fit in Hines Field. Some such said that Adam Schefter’s tweet announcing the death for NFLN was the most insensitive thing ever. Tell that to the people of Bucha. The story here is “Guy know...
by BSmack
Sun Apr 10, 2022 12:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Saw a Bud Light can in the yard today
Replies: 2
Views: 1234

Saw a Bud Light can in the yard today

Thank you Wags for thinking of me. I’m alive and doing fine.