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by BSmack
Tue Oct 12, 2021 11:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pussies win again.
Replies: 68
Views: 5307

Re: Pussies win again.

It was Gruden's job to act in a way that represented the NFL in the way it wants to be represented. Calling Rodger Goodell a faggot is going to get you run every time. He probably could have survived all the other shit that he said with an apology and an appearance on Oprah. But you can't call the g...
by BSmack
Sat Oct 02, 2021 1:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Apparently, the cause of the Haitian problem is…
Replies: 21
Views: 2152

Re: Apparently, the cause of the Haitian problem is…

Then why didn't they just buy a plane ticket? Or maybe they could have gotten in their cars and drove through the border.
by BSmack
Fri Aug 13, 2021 10:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: But we need to phase oil out…
Replies: 32
Views: 2131

Re: But we need to phase oil out…

The next wave of auto parts manufacturing is on board solar for cars. Power production has to be decentralized in order for alternative energy to work. Think of it like your intergoogle. It is built to survive nuclear attack. Yeah I know because we've let our infrastructure go to shit, if a truck ge...
by BSmack
Fri Aug 13, 2021 10:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who among us hasn't stroked his arm?
Replies: 18
Views: 2241

Re: Who among us hasn't stroked his arm?

And he's gone in 11 days Likely he's negotiating whatever penalties he's going to have to pay criminally speaking with the prosecutors. And no they're not going to take his dad's name off of the Tappan Zee Bridge. And it was pretty fucking weak of Andrew to blame his up bringing for being rapey. Why...
by BSmack
Sat Aug 07, 2021 12:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who among us hasn't stroked his arm?
Replies: 18
Views: 2241

Re: Who among us hasn't stroked his arm?

That olive oil charm is not helping Andrew Cuomo at all in New York. Next up, resign or be impeached. Oh and it looks like Andy might be facing criminal charges in Albany County. He won't be well remembered. As much as Republicans in upstate were bitching about him being too liberal and coming for t...
by BSmack
Sat Jul 31, 2021 12:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Blackfishing
Replies: 6
Views: 1055

Re: Blackfishing

I can't believe I wasted 3 minutes reading this thread. I could have been learning Spanish so I could copy a Puerto Rican singer and get famous. What the fuck are white people supposed to do? Play Beethoven all the time?
by BSmack
Thu Jul 29, 2021 10:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biles quits…
Replies: 74
Views: 6503

Re: Biles quits…

WGARA? Seriously this is the dumbest freaking thing in the world. You guys are arguing over a female gymnast. I stopped giving a shit about that about the exact same time that Bella Karolyi handed a broken Kerri Skrug to Larry Nasser. No doubt he molested her later. Aren't football teams back in camp?
by BSmack
Sat Jul 17, 2021 3:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Catastrophic flooding on the horizon…
Replies: 6
Views: 1973

Re: Catastrophic flooding on the horizon…

I believe Mar-A-Lago is at sea level. I am predicting record levels of shauffenfrude.
by BSmack
Fri Jul 02, 2021 3:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: NFL
Replies: 30
Views: 3295

Re: NFL

Back when America was winning WWII, the military was not having much confusion when it came to understanding what men and women are. That was 80 years ago as of 12/7/21. I don't think we're having any such confusion during Vietnam and yet a bunch of pajama clad Viet Cong sent us running home. Bad a...
by BSmack
Sat Jun 19, 2021 10:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ty Cobb
Replies: 34
Views: 3536

Re: Ty Cobb

Cobb has been dead for 61 years. I'm more worried about present-day racists.
by BSmack
Thu Jun 17, 2021 10:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Create Your Album
Replies: 39
Views: 6263

Re: Create Your Album

Ten Best Rush Songs

Side A

1. Tom Sawyer
2. Spirit of the Radio
3. La Villa Strangiatio
4. By-Tor and the Snow Dog
5. 2112

Side B

1. A Passage to Bangkok
2. Closer to the Heart
3. Fly By Night
4. Freewill
5. Red Barchetta


by BSmack
Wed Jun 16, 2021 11:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Create Your Album
Replies: 39
Views: 6263

Re: Create Your Album

Side A 1. Long Tall Sally - Little Richard 2. Ring of Fire - Johnny Cash 3. River Deep, Mountan High - Tina Turner 4. She's a Woman - The Beatles 5. Layla - Derek and the Dominoes Side B 1. Love Reign O'er Me - The Who 2. Stuck in the Middle With You - Steeler's Wheel 3. All of My Love - Led Zeppeli...
by BSmack
Sat Jun 12, 2021 3:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) we've lost a legend (!)
Replies: 21
Views: 2736

Re: (!) we've lost a legend (!)

"The California resident — whose real name was Lauren Kaye Scott — was discovered dead in her Los Angeles motorhome by her unnamed husband..."

Porn stars just don't roll the way they used to.
by BSmack
Sat Jun 05, 2021 9:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Signature Song
Replies: 28
Views: 4873

Re: Signature Song

Chicago: 25 or 6 to 4
Pearl Jam: Jeremy
Aretha Franklin: Respect
The Cars: My Best Friend's Girlfriend
Bob Dylan: Blowing in the Wind
Steve Miller: The Joker
ZZ Top: Gimme All Your Lovin
ABBA: Dancing Queen
Johnny Cash: Folsom Prison Blues
Styx: Renegade
by BSmack
Sat May 01, 2021 4:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What up Mofos??? Let’s talk about some shit.
Replies: 69
Views: 13017

Re: What up Mofos??? Let’s talk about some shit.

Kierland wrote:
BSmack wrote: Sat Apr 24, 2021 12:47 am Hope you guys did some profit taking on Dogecoin.
Got in late down a few hundred. Oh well you can’t win them all.
But do you have diamond hands?
by BSmack
Sat Apr 24, 2021 1:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ted Nugent Seriously Ill From Scam
Replies: 3
Views: 739

Re: Ted Nugent Seriously Ill From Scam

The thought of Ted serial child rapist Nugent dying while gasping for their last breath is pleasing. Which means he'll recover and babble about his "great jeans."
by BSmack
Sat Apr 24, 2021 12:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What up Mofos??? Let’s talk about some shit.
Replies: 69
Views: 13017

Re: What up Mofos??? Let’s talk about some shit.

Hope you guys did some profit taking on Dogecoin.
by BSmack
Mon Apr 12, 2021 1:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Prince Philip punches out.
Replies: 2
Views: 706

Re: Prince Philip punches out.

England's Archie Bunker. The way they play him in The Crown makes it seem like he might be ok to have a glass of cognac with in the lounge of an upper class dinner club.
by BSmack
Wed Apr 07, 2021 9:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: G. Gordon Liddy - DEAD!!
Replies: 9
Views: 1987

Re: G. Gordon Liddy - DEAD!!

I called into the Liddy show once. I was recovering from a surgery at home and decided to give it a try. I'm not sure if he realized that the person on the phone on painkillers and weed, but that's my one time getting to talk to a Watergate burglar. His book Will was a great read. His techniques for...
by BSmack
Mon Mar 29, 2021 3:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What was your favorite car?
Replies: 51
Views: 6591

Re: What was your favorite car?

Although I did like my first car, my current car is my face. 08 Honda Pilot. Got it back in13 and it is still running like a top. And every time that seat warmer warms me up in the winter I realize it is a work of art. I'm starting to look at new rides because the Pilot is pushing 200k, might just g...
by BSmack
Mon Mar 29, 2021 3:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: what was your worst car ?
Replies: 11
Views: 1652

Re: what was your worst car ?

My worst car was a Caprice station wagon I got for 300 dollars after totaling my previous ride. I figured it might be good for a year. It threw a rod 3 months in. Before that it caught fire was able to put out the fire in the engine quickly and gave me non stop carburetor issues. After that I stoppe...
by BSmack
Thu Mar 18, 2021 11:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Loser
Replies: 32
Views: 2935

Re: Loser

Pretty fucked up, even by football's post-career standards. Why couldn't he have just driven a car off a cliff like Junior Seau.
by BSmack
Sat Mar 13, 2021 8:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Patrick Jackoff
Replies: 14
Views: 2894

Re: Patrick Jackoff

Patrick Ewing is the best player the Knicks have had ever. Rent a Cop probably should have known who he was. But Knick ownership and management have built so many great teams since he left? Most memorable guy was a 6-foot even Asian guy from Harvard who had about two months of decent play? Yeah ever...
by BSmack
Thu Mar 11, 2021 4:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "I quit!!"
Replies: 20
Views: 2086

Re: "I quit!!"

The Royal family has more crossbreeding than your average Alabama family tree. She came in did some Jedi mind tricks on him and he's just following her around like he found the antidote. Because he's not the brightest bulb in the basket. As long as they are in their own money stateside, I really don...
by BSmack
Mon Mar 08, 2021 10:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How do you post pics?
Replies: 16
Views: 2740

Re: How do you post pics?

What a blast from the past. Good to see you Orcinus. Get the weiner dogs settled then make your self at home. How about a take or two?
by BSmack
Mon Mar 08, 2021 11:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: No threads about Cummo?
Replies: 34
Views: 2993

Re: No threads about Cummo?

Innocent Bystander wrote: No one gets shit canned for the shit they are actually doing.
No one at that level gives a fuck about death, except as an optic.
What's the real reason for permanently salting Cuomo's earth?
Who did Cuomo piss off behind the scenes?
Everyone
by BSmack
Mon Mar 08, 2021 11:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: No threads about Cummo?
Replies: 34
Views: 2993

Re: No threads about Cummo?

If any of you guys think that this is about sexual harassment you are missing the point. Sexual harassment is just the pretext. The real reason the walls are closing in on Andrew Cuomo is because everybody fucking hates him in Albany. Andrew has ruled by fear since the minute he got to Albany, and h...
by BSmack
Fri Feb 26, 2021 12:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jack Nicklaus
Replies: 45
Views: 8602

Re: Jack Nicklaus

I'm not betting on the feline showing up at Augusta anytime before 2023. And even that is a stretch. If and when he's able to load weight on his back foot again is going to determine if he can even play a 9 hole muni with Charlie.
by BSmack
Fri Feb 26, 2021 12:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mr. Mister?
Replies: 33
Views: 5182

Re: Mr. Mister?

Potatoes are hermaphrodites. Yes potatoes can fuck themselves. Something more than a few posters here are still trying to do.
by BSmack
Wed Feb 17, 2021 9:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How's Winter?
Replies: 92
Views: 8797

Re: How's Winter?

Record cold with ice before the snow leads to plenty of issues. Transmission lines are down in a number of places then add in the green energy issues and it is making for a sad situation for many. Approx 25% of the Texas generation comes from wind power. That is all well and good except when the we...
by BSmack
Wed Feb 17, 2021 9:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How's Winter?
Replies: 92
Views: 8797

Re: How's Winter?

1 degree in Dallas this morning. I'll bet the local plumbers are happy. They'll have frozen pipe work for weeks. Houses there are just not designed for that shit. That's colder than Rochester. North Texas has had enough storms unbarren their hatches that you think they would have bought some plows ...
by BSmack
Wed Feb 17, 2021 5:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Where the fukk do I get my marching orders now?
Replies: 39
Views: 2990

Re: Where the fukk do I get my marching orders now?

The loan came due.
by BSmack
Tue Feb 09, 2021 11:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biden Booed at the Super Bowl?
Replies: 11
Views: 1708

Re: Biden Booed at the Super Bowl?

IB, making threads unreadable since 2000.
by BSmack
Sun Feb 07, 2021 2:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Super Bowl - Call It!
Replies: 10
Views: 1599

Re: Super Bowl - Call It!

Chiefs 51
Creamsicles: 49

MVP: Mahomes
by BSmack
Sun Feb 07, 2021 3:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...
Replies: 1186
Views: 227621

Re: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...

Mikey, Biden has said he wants a 39% tax bracket. There is nothing to rethink. Having a 39% income tax bracket on top of his business tax rate is state confiscation. The people who have benefited the most should pay. Especially when you consider that we are in the middle of the national disaster th...
by BSmack
Thu Jan 21, 2021 12:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You have to be kidding
Replies: 12
Views: 1653

Re: You have to be kidding

That was awesome. I'm always game for watching people do sick shit I would never do.
by BSmack
Wed Jan 20, 2021 11:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...
Replies: 1186
Views: 227621

Re: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...

Screwed in the Ass, Mikey and all the others who think the " White House attack" was actually a real thing instead of a manufactured false flag theatrical production. [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] Right on cue. Why are you posting under a new nick? Get well soon. Seriously. I don't want t...
by BSmack
Fri Jan 15, 2021 2:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Some Foods I Have Never Eaten
Replies: 57
Views: 7588

Re: Some Foods I Have Never Eaten

I've had rabbit a few times. User to go rabbit hunting down in the southern tier of WNY. Sure it is fund tramping around the wood and shooting things. It was good tasting. But not much more meat than a good sized Buffalo wing.
by BSmack
Sun Jan 10, 2021 10:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Violent coup in process at the Capitol
Replies: 124
Views: 15006

Re: Violent coup in process at the Capitol

Kierland wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 6:19 pm Image
She got off easy.

Sin,
Tar and Feather
Image
by BSmack
Thu Jan 07, 2021 11:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dead Man Talking
Replies: 63
Views: 5509

Re: Dead Man Talking

Softball Bat wrote:Archie Bunker said Walter Cronkite was a communist.
Archie Bunker wasn't real. It was totally staged. They had actors and audiences and everything. Total fake.