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by Laxplayer
Mon Jul 20, 2015 1:46 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Cal wins NFL's triplets competition...
Replies: 6
Views: 1030

Re: Cal wins NFL's triplets competition...

[quote crew (51), swimming relay (43), tennis doubles (14) and track relay (3) national champions.][/quote] Say it aint so.....Cal has national championships in relay races. Wait is this a cub scout picnic? How many 3 legged races and potato sack championships does Cal have? What's next you guys are...
by Laxplayer
Mon Jun 29, 2015 11:27 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Hey schmickety
Replies: 25
Views: 2196

Re: Hey schmickety

So if Oregon offered one of your kids a full ride and they wanted to go you'd deny them that?
by Laxplayer
Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:56 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Hey schmickety
Replies: 25
Views: 2196

Re: Hey schmickety

God Forbid Schmuckety ever has a grand daughter that is into sports. Maybe she'll be a fat lesbian as well and you can give her shit.
by Laxplayer
Mon May 11, 2015 12:08 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: NFL Draft question
Replies: 13
Views: 966

Re: NFL Draft question

Maybe you could provide me with a web link to your next stand up routine and I can take some notes on how to be a professional comedian.
by Laxplayer
Sat May 09, 2015 4:40 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: NFL Draft question
Replies: 13
Views: 966

Re: NFL Draft question

Maybe I should try that. Hell what I can do is watch your stand up routine to learn something.
by Laxplayer
Thu May 07, 2015 8:46 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: NFL Draft question
Replies: 13
Views: 966

Re: NFL Draft question

It's a joke dumb ass.......^^^^^^
by Laxplayer
Wed May 06, 2015 8:07 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: NFL Draft question
Replies: 13
Views: 966

Re: NFL Draft question

then further adding to your screwed up logic some states without big time college football wouldn't have the NFL....but you'd probably say that's ok. So let's get rid of the Giants, Jets, Bills, Pats, Seahawks and any other NFL team in a state where the college football isn't very good. I just don't...
by Laxplayer
Mon May 04, 2015 8:16 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: NFL Draft question
Replies: 13
Views: 966

Re: NFL Draft question

Well according to your college football recruiting logic why not tell teams they can't draft players from colleges outside of the state they play in?
by Laxplayer
Sun May 03, 2015 8:30 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: NFL Draft question
Replies: 13
Views: 966

NFL Draft question

How come no Cal players were drafted in ANY round during the NFL draft? Stoolio? Is it because they're still celebrating their most recent national championship and they missed the combine, private workouts etc.???? Is it because they're so damn good they're starting their own league? Are they savin...
by Laxplayer
Sun Apr 05, 2015 6:54 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: NFL Draft and the NCAA
Replies: 12
Views: 962

Re: NFL Draft and the NCAA

I agree schmick....get rid of the draft but only allow teams to sign players that established residency in those particular states. No team shall sign a player that's not from their respective state.
by Laxplayer
Fri Feb 06, 2015 8:23 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Blue Chipper Picks USC Over Dixie State!
Replies: 7
Views: 709

Re: Blue Chipper Picks USC Over Dixie State!

Dear Schmuck and U$C Please return the following items that don't belong to you. Osa Masina: state of utah. Porter Gustin: state of Utah Ronald Jones: state of Texas Aca'cedrick Ware: State of Texas Noah Jefferson: State of Nevada Chuma Edoga: State of Georgia and would Schmuck kindly go F himself.
by Laxplayer
Tue Jan 06, 2015 6:15 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Clown Conference
Replies: 31
Views: 2022

Re: Clown Conference

Cal already won the real national championship. They're so good they don't even have to play anymore. Monday is the fake one. Cal already has the new trophy. In fact they're building a new trophy case for this one. It's an extension of the one that holds the last 50 championship trophies they've won.
by Laxplayer
Sun Jan 04, 2015 8:57 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Ducks get in trouble!
Replies: 11
Views: 1164

Re: Ducks get in trouble!

Perhaps if a state can not produce any high school football talent then that states school does not deserve to have a college football team made up solely of imports. Ok, then say goodbye to most states and college football. You really can't be that fucking stupid can you? Next you'll probably say ...
by Laxplayer
Sun Jan 04, 2015 5:22 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Ducks get in trouble!
Replies: 11
Views: 1164

Re: Ducks get in trouble!

How do you think a school gets a whole football team of out of state kids? Those kids didnt grow up rooting for the ducks, they grew up fans of other programs and wound up at oregon because of all the stuff phil knight bought them I'm thinking Oregon isn't the only school with out of state players....
by Laxplayer
Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:32 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: ND/LSU
Replies: 14
Views: 941

Re: ND/LSU

So, this is the BEST defense in the SEC ??? Wow ! LSU did know they were playing Notre Dame (in the south/SEC country), right ? 31 points ??? Alabama should start grabbing their ankles now.... cause' they gonna get Buckeye'd BIG TIME. Looks like Oregon and Ohio State this year. ... and I could care...
by Laxplayer
Mon Dec 29, 2014 6:06 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Arizona State
Replies: 11
Views: 856

Re: Arizona State

I did see holding on EVERY play and wondered why nothing was called. I think it goes back to your theory that EVERYONE from the refs, to the concession people to the parking lot attendants to the people who clean up the stadium after the game are all out to get USC. It's a huge conspiracy theory and...
by Laxplayer
Mon Dec 29, 2014 12:43 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Arizona State
Replies: 11
Views: 856

Re: Arizona State

I guess there wasn't holding on the last play of the game on the Nebraska WR. That would have given Neb one last shot a hell of a lot closer and maybe the outcome would have been different. I guess you think EVERYONE in the world is out to get U$C. You're still a tool. I can imagine the ref crew in ...
by Laxplayer
Wed Dec 24, 2014 5:26 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: NorCal vs. SlowCal... High School State Championships
Replies: 6
Views: 540

Re: NorCal vs. SlowCal... High School State Championships

Stoolio you're still such a stupid fuck it's not even funny anymore I respect the hell out of DLS but if you put them in the Pac-5 division down here they wouldn't go 14-0 every year. The gauntlet of those schools in the playoffs is much more than ANY team from up north can handle. I gotta go with s...
by Laxplayer
Wed Dec 24, 2014 5:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Quit my job today
Replies: 39
Views: 1234

Re: Quit my job today

Jesus those are cake schedules.
5:45 wake up make coffee, read paper
6:45 leave for work
8-9 school prep period
9-10 teach class
10:15-12:15 teach class
12:15-1:00 lunch
1-2 prep period
2-end of school day head to golf practice with team.
4:00...home on couch drinking beer watching TV.
by Laxplayer
Thu Jun 26, 2014 12:36 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Good for USC
Replies: 11
Views: 1054

Re: Good for USC

Absolutely correct Schmick....since it was something that U$C came up with there's no way the NCAA would ever consider it, just because it's $C.
by Laxplayer
Thu Apr 24, 2014 11:34 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Who forgot to tell the new fuckin' guy how we do things
Replies: 38
Views: 1524

Re: Who forgot to tell the new fuckin' guy how we do things

Fuck, I added up all my semester gpas from college and they didn't add up to 3.9.
by Laxplayer
Tue Apr 22, 2014 4:43 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Who forgot to tell the new fuckin' guy how we do things
Replies: 38
Views: 1524

Re: Who forgot to tell the new fuckin' guy how we do things

Schmick, sorry to hear about the kid. Hope he gets well soon and back onto the diamond.
by Laxplayer
Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:36 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Texas/USC in Mexico City?
Replies: 20
Views: 2768

Re: Texas/USC in Mexico City?

Godforbid Schmuck ever has a daughter or grand daughter that wants to play sports.
by Laxplayer
Thu Feb 06, 2014 7:18 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Texas High School Football realignment
Replies: 36
Views: 1112

Re: Texas High School Football realignment

I gotta go with Schmick on this one. There are public schools that openly recruit kids for all sports. In our district we have a few schools that have open enrollment so in a window of time you can enroll in that school. Ironically a lot of kids go to schools for athletic reasons only as part of you...
by Laxplayer
Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:42 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Conference Championships
Replies: 63
Views: 4228

Re: Conference Championships

Rjack....was that an insult towards me.......oh, I get it, an attempt at humor from you. wow....now I feel like less of a human being because you insulted me. I'm putting your
name in the bully box.

charger mike......dude, long time no chat......drop me a PM. hope you are well.
by Laxplayer
Tue Jan 21, 2014 1:15 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: There is a God.....
Replies: 30
Views: 1773

Re: There is a God.....

Lefty, I agree, however I disagree. As a teacher my annual wage is nothing to write home about. Now my retirement is my tradeoff. I'd love to get rid of unions and be allowed to go into my principal or district people and negotiate my own salary, bonuses etc.....like regular people. Granted if they ...
by Laxplayer
Mon Jan 20, 2014 9:46 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Conference Championships
Replies: 63
Views: 4228

Re: Conference Championships

It's a Seattle DB we're talking about here. I'm sure adrenaline adderall is just one of many things surging through his veins.
FTFY......
by Laxplayer
Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:25 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Conference Championships
Replies: 63
Views: 4228

Re: Conference Championships

Sherman just proved that he is one of the dumbest fukking idiots out there. It's nice that many of todays players win and lose with class. What a POS....like he's never talked trash to anyone before. I hope Peyton torches his ass for lots of yards and multiple TD's.....then what? Fukker won't have a...
by Laxplayer
Sun Jan 12, 2014 3:51 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Divisional Playoffs
Replies: 43
Views: 2262

Re: Divisional Playoffs

I am flat out amazed at how bad the tackling is. I'm also amazed at how may guys take poor tackling angles, how many coverages are blown, how many guys look lost in coverages, how many guys just drop into an area where there is nobody but a guy just ran by them, how many WR's and Te's get off withou...
by Laxplayer
Thu Jan 09, 2014 5:52 am
Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
Topic: 2013 CFB Pickem - FINAL
Replies: 5
Views: 1088

Re: 2013 CFB Pickem - FINAL

Freaking great job 88. Hey at least I got 16 right. Had no rhyme of reason for picking who I picked but this is always a highlight of the football season. Now it's the dark days of shitty ass NBA games, fucking boring baseball.......God life sucks until August........
by Laxplayer
Thu Jan 09, 2014 5:50 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Auburn - FSU MNCG
Replies: 44
Views: 2962

Re: Auburn - FSU MNCG

Here's the scary part about the kid. He was offered by Stanford.......really, didn't they hear him speak?
by Laxplayer
Wed Jan 08, 2014 5:42 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Auburn - FSU MNCG
Replies: 44
Views: 2962

Re: Auburn - FSU MNCG

That's great Jay-Mus but in a couple of years you'll be an out of work NFL QB bust with no degree or employable skills to speak of. Oh yes you may have some signing bonus money but you'll blow that on a nice ride, a nice house, some nice clothes etc.....but you'll end up broke because you were too f...
by Laxplayer
Tue Jan 07, 2014 10:06 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Auburn - FSU MNCG
Replies: 44
Views: 2962

Re: Auburn - FSU MNCG

I'm just glad that when John Saunders was interviewing the players they were well spoken, educated young men who had a good grasp of the King's English.
by Laxplayer
Tue Dec 31, 2013 5:32 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: ASU's lack of interest hurting Pac's win %
Replies: 10
Views: 340

Re: ASU's lack of interest hurting Pac's win %

Dave, I'd love to caddy for her. What a super kid. She told me she wants to win the state title next year. I wouldn't put it past her.
by Laxplayer
Tue Dec 31, 2013 5:30 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: ASU's lack of interest hurting Pac's win %
Replies: 10
Views: 340

Re: ASU's lack of interest hurting Pac's win %

Dude, get real. ASU didn't expect to be there and nobody else expected them to be there. Everyone knew Cal should have been there to get their ass kicked by TTU again while still claiming the national championship. Duh.......
by Laxplayer
Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: One Tin Soldier Rides Away
Replies: 7
Views: 288

Re: One Tin Soldier Rides Away

What about Hondo from swat?
by Laxplayer
Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: One Tin Soldier Rides Away
Replies: 7
Views: 288

Re: One Tin Soldier Rides Away

I'm going to take this foot and kick you on that side of your face.......
What's your first name? Up.....
Love those old movies.....
by Laxplayer
Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:39 pm
Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
Topic: 2013 CFB Pickem - Lines for Bowl Championship Round
Replies: 19
Views: 3413

Re: 2013 CFB Pickem - Lines for Bowl Championship Round

1: WSU 2: FST 3: SDS 4: TUL 5: OHU 6: ORS 7: PIT 8: NIL 9: MRY 10: SYR 11: WAS 12: NDM 13: NCU 14: MIF 15: KSU 16: NAV 17: MIS 18: ORU 19: TEK 20: ARZ 21: UCL 22: RCE 23: ATM 24: NLV 25: GEO 26: WIS 27: LSU 28: MSU 29: BAY 30: ALA 31: MIZ 32: OSU 65 33: VAN 34: BAL 35: FSU 65
by Laxplayer
Fri Dec 06, 2013 3:35 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: 7 win Steve to USC
Replies: 25
Views: 2776

Re: 7 win Steve to USC

As well as Kennedy Pola to UCLA....look for the kid Brown from Loyola to now take a serious look at UCLA......
by Laxplayer
Wed Dec 04, 2013 5:29 pm
Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
Topic: 2013 CFB Pickem - WEEK 15 Lines - THURSDAY AND FRIDAY GAMES
Replies: 16
Views: 2670

Re: 2013 CFB Pickem - WEEK 15 Lines - THURSDAY AND FRIDAY GA

1 MIZ 66
2 FSU
3 LOU
4 CON
5 SFL
6 CFL
7 TEX
8 OKA
9 MSU
10 MAR