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by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Feb 11, 2013 12:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: right coast blizzard
Replies: 49
Views: 4524

Re: right coast blizzard

I'm going to need first hand accounts from cockaholic, ucant, etc. Bought a bunch of food booze earlier in the week. Worked from home on Fri. Snow stopped around noon on Sat. Got about 27 inches. Spent all afternoon snow blowing/shoveling my driveway and anyone near me who needed help. Besides the ...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So Goobs - about Wisconsin.
Replies: 18
Views: 2669

Re: So Goobs - about Wisconsin.

Papa Willie wrote:In the last 5 years, I've lost a little over 60 lbs.
Cool. Have you left your bed without the use of a crane yet?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So Goobs - about Wisconsin.
Replies: 18
Views: 2669

Re: So Goobs - about Wisconsin.

I am sure when you try touching your 7 chins to the mass of flab you call a chest, all of your neck/face fat get pushed up/out... thus making your head appear twice its size as well.

Eat a carrot for fuck's sake, dude.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So Goobs - about Wisconsin.
Replies: 18
Views: 2669

Re: So Goobs - about Wisconsin.

Papa Willie wrote:What in the morbid fuck is that?
A talentless hack of a "musician" who's got Type 2 diabetes and will probably die in the next 5 years. Sound familiar?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cash is King
Replies: 57
Views: 3317

Re: Cash is King

smackaholic wrote:Sure glad a sizable chunk of my net worth is in something bary can't water down, my house.
Cool. Maybe you can take out a home equity loan and put about $30K into landscaping/sprucing up the rest of the outside of that shithole...

I am sure your neighbors would be much obliged.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The perfect match
Replies: 16
Views: 2632

Re: The perfect match

smackaholic wrote:And not long after railing the OL I got up.
:?

Next time, try getting up before you have sex.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Feb 01, 2013 2:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Because God didn't refill your water glass 4 times
Replies: 27
Views: 3714

Re: Because God didn't refill your water glass 4 times

mvscal wrote:If you "understand" my point, why are you asking questions?
Perhaps it's the jug handle of Bukoff he had for dinner?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What about a gun tax?
Replies: 30
Views: 3043

Re: What about a gun tax?

Atomic Punk wrote:I've read your reply.
Cool story, bro. And seeing as how you're responding to my post, this bit of information seems rather redundant.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Because God didn't refill your water glass 4 times
Replies: 27
Views: 3714

Re: Because God didn't refill your water glass 4 times

What the note on the bill should have said:

"Sorry, but I only give my tip to 10 year old boys...


Sin,
Pastor"
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: For Mace
Replies: 5
Views: 1005

Re: For Mace

Atomic Punk wrote:don't stuff the ballot box or bribe me.
Bullshit. We all know you're prancing around in your women's underwear, just hoping somebody will stuff a couple of bucks in your panties so you can score another bottle of MD 20/20.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What about a gun tax?
Replies: 30
Views: 3043

Re: What about a gun tax?

L to R:

AP / the Navy

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by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Jan 29, 2013 3:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What about a gun tax?
Replies: 30
Views: 3043

Re: What about a gun tax?

Atomic Punk wrote:Why do you troll?
Because tards like you will respond to even the worst shit trolls?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Jan 28, 2013 11:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Merchants can start adding Credit Card surcharges today
Replies: 33
Views: 3017

Re: Merchants can start adding Credit Card surcharges today

And the "actual price" if you decide to use a card is more. You can argue official marketing definition all you want. The fact remains that if you pay cash and get it cheaper than if you used plastic, you have gotten a discount. Wrong. By using the credit card, you are choosing to eat the...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Jan 28, 2013 8:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Merchants can start adding Credit Card surcharges today
Replies: 33
Views: 3017

Re: Merchants can start adding Credit Card surcharges today

either you are playing semantics or you are really bad at math. It's not semantics. The price is the price, you fucking tard. If you choose to plop down your credit card, than you are choosing to incur an additional fee on top of the price. A discount means you're paying less than the actual price....
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Merchants can start adding Credit Card surcharges today
Replies: 33
Views: 3017

Re: Merchants can start adding Credit Card surcharges today

smackaholic wrote:The result of this is people will take advantage of the discount and use cash.
Discount?

Not paying more ≠ paying less.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:07 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Did Callahan throw the Super Bow?
Replies: 7
Views: 1646

Re: Did Callahan throw the Super Bow?

Today I heard Tim Brown say that Mitt Romney threw the Presidential Election because he and Obama were 'boyz' and that Romney always hated the idea of the Oval Office. This guy is on to something...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If g0d is a baseball ump.....
Replies: 29
Views: 3462

Re: If g0d is a baseball ump.....

Atomic Punk wrote:Are you saying you have nothing relevant or even current?
Certain things are timeless: The Beatles, Darth Vader, a 57 Chevy.

Sorry dude... you will never not be a joke on this site.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Sun Jan 20, 2013 9:22 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: San Fagcisco vs. Hotlanta
Replies: 22
Views: 2334

Re: San Fagcisco vs. Hotlanta

Don't worry. SF has this one wrapped up...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:02 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Conference Championships picks
Replies: 15
Views: 2349

Re: Conference Championships picks

No one gives two fuck who you are rooting for, toots. Consider having an actual take to go along with that Vodka and Tonic...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Jan 18, 2013 3:12 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Conference Championships picks
Replies: 15
Views: 2349

Re: Conference Championships picks

Flacco has pretty much pwned the Patriots in their last 3 meetings. I don't understand the 9 pt line very much. The Ravens (on offense) are a tough match-up for them. I think NE has to score 30 pts in order to win...


Atlanta will get their shit pushed in though.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Jan 17, 2013 6:19 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chip Kelly takes job as Eagles HC
Replies: 47
Views: 5105

Re: Chip Kelly takes job as Eagles HC

People in San Diego, Kansas City, Bristol or even Philadelphia all have equal access to the same information. So. The people in San Diego get to watch the same tv shows and listen to the same radios shows about the Eagles as does someone who lives in the Philadelphia metro area? This is news to me....
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:15 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chip Kelly takes job as Eagles HC
Replies: 47
Views: 5105

Re: Chip Kelly takes job as Eagles HC

ESPN's Bristol, CT headquarters and the city of Philadelphia share the same Eastern Time Zone? So what? Do they share the same city? The same state? Is Philadelphia even in New England? For a "bright" guy, you are really fucking obtuse sometimes. Jim never used the word proximity. You did...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:30 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chip Kelly takes job as Eagles HC
Replies: 47
Views: 5105

Re: Chip Kelly takes job as Eagles HC

Van wrote:That's all well and good, but it has nothing to do with mvscal being on the west coast while Philly is back east...along with ESPN's headquarters.
You're in dire need of a map and a compass.

Good luck with that...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:28 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chip Kelly takes job as Eagles HC
Replies: 47
Views: 5105

Re: Chip Kelly takes job as Eagles HC

Not getting your point here. Whatever it is, one's locale has no bearing on anything. His point is, ESPN will suck the dick of just about any team/player. I don't find them very objective and they hardly ever bash players or take "hard looks" at teams. Have you ever heard them call out Pe...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Jan 14, 2013 5:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The New Corvette
Replies: 33
Views: 3340

Re: The New Corvette

The exterior looks nice (above), but the interior (below) is extra boring. Grey and Beige? Nothing says awesome sports car like two neutral colors splashed together, eh?

I do like the red seats matching the red paint in the above photos. Cool.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Sun Jan 13, 2013 1:17 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Which team will choke this weekend?
Replies: 17
Views: 2132

Re: Which team will choke this weekend?

It's hard to talk smack about people's predictions when you didn't even make c&p any yourself. And yes, I had both games totally backwards yesterday. :oops: To make matters worse for me (NE specifically after winning 42-14).... teams are 11-11 in the 'playoff rematch' after losing by 28 pts or m...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hall of Fame Vote - No to Bonds, Clemens, Sosa
Replies: 88
Views: 6673

Re: Hall of Fame Vote - No to Bonds, Clemens, Sosa

Until he began 'roiding out during his latter days in Oakland. You have no idea exactly what year he started juicing. If it was 1991, then your take sucks serious ass. Moreover, McGwire admitted to taking steroids 'on and off for nearly a decade.' Seeing as how he retired in 2001, he surely began t...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hall of Fame Vote - No to Bonds, Clemens, Sosa
Replies: 88
Views: 6673

Re: Hall of Fame Vote - No to Bonds, Clemens, Sosa

No way in hell McGwire goes to the Hall based solely on his pre-'roids days. I have no idea what year he started juicing. But. He holds the rookie record for most HR in a season and did something in his first 4 years that no HOF had done before him. Read that last sentence again. Out loud if you ha...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Jan 11, 2013 5:03 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Which team will choke this weekend?
Replies: 17
Views: 2132

Re: Which team will choke this weekend?

That would be like cheating... but I doubt it would affect your HoF candidacy.

Sure, you can wait. The smart bettor always does.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:42 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Which team will choke this weekend?
Replies: 17
Views: 2132

Which team will choke this weekend?

A.) NE B.) ATL C.) DEN To me, I can see Matty Ice continuing to shit his pants come playoff time. Especially against that D. Will Peyton have another post-season meltdown? I can't see it. Balt will be gassed after having to deal with 90 defensive plays last week and traveling. They blew their load. ...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hall of Fame Vote - No to Bonds, Clemens, Sosa
Replies: 88
Views: 6673

Re: Hall of Fame Vote - No to Bonds, Clemens, Sosa

McGwire and Sosa? Nah. They put up HoF numbers only after they began blatantly 'roiding out. Neither were anything like HoF-caliber before they started juicing. Except for the part about McGwire hitting 49 HR in his first (full) MLB season , a rookie record that still stands, and being the first pl...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hall of Fame Vote - No to Bonds, Clemens, Sosa
Replies: 88
Views: 6673

Re: Hall of Fame Vote - No to Bonds, Clemens, Sosa

Mace -- he wrote a booked called Me And The Spitter in 1974. If you care to google it, I am sure you can find links to shitloads of stories... like this: “He'd… (touch) his cap or his sleeve, either loading up the ball or trying to convince batters he was doing so… Perry's catcher… said the ball was...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hall of Fame Vote - No to Bonds, Clemens, Sosa
Replies: 88
Views: 6673

Re: Hall of Fame Vote - No to Bonds, Clemens, Sosa

One is under the control of an umpire during a game, the other clearly isn't. So just because dude was either really good at cheating or the umpires didn't seem to give a shit, that makes it okay? The fact is, doctoring a ball defined Perry's career, just like steroids defined Sammy Sosa's. It's sa...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hall of Fame Vote - No to Bonds, Clemens, Sosa
Replies: 88
Views: 6673

Re: Hall of Fame Vote - No to Bonds, Clemens, Sosa

McGwire never failed any test. He retired before testing ever began. So technically, he never got caught breaking the rules. Additionally, there wasn't any actual language in MLB's rulebooks about what to do with people who were using this banned substance until testing began. If you want to split h...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hall of Fame Vote - No to Bonds, Clemens, Sosa
Replies: 88
Views: 6673

Re: Hall of Fame Vote - No to Bonds, Clemens, Sosa

Possessing steroids without a prescription is a criminal offense.....applying vaseline to a baseball isn't. I really don't care what law they broke... only what rule they didn't abide by. People who doctored baseball gave themselves an unfair advantage over their opponents, just like the people who...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hall of Fame Vote - No to Bonds, Clemens, Sosa
Replies: 88
Views: 6673

Re: Hall of Fame Vote - No to Bonds, Clemens, Sosa

The fact of the matter is, MLB banned steroids in 1991. Sure it wasn't tested for until 2003, but it was 'against the rules.' And if someone got caught taking them (post 1991) or admitted to taking them (like McGwire), then I don't have an issue with them not getting to the HOF. They broke the rules...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Jan 10, 2013 5:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey LTS... we found you a friend
Replies: 37
Views: 1554

Re: Hey LTS... we found you a friend

The professor writes on his blog, Memory Hole
I think you're on to something here, Scott. LTS could share his writings from his blog, Glory Hole, and a wonderful time could be had for the both of 'em.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:21 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: One more reason I hate this Chiefs team
Replies: 65
Views: 4580

Re: One more reason I hate this Chiefs team

kcdave wrote:Lots of peeps come home in a bad mood and kick their dog.
Really?

Do you beat your wife and kid too? Or do I have that backwards...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack Brent Musberger
Replies: 29
Views: 3040

Re: Rack Brent Musberger

Well, you hate every p-b-p guy, so who gives a fuck what you think. I thought it was funny and harmless. People are WAY to sensitive nowadays. Gus Johnson and Musburger announce every game for all sports? 75 year old men literally gushing over the beauty of someone 50 years younger than them is not...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Jan 09, 2013 5:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack Brent Musberger
Replies: 29
Views: 3040

Re: Rack Brent Musberger

Katherine Webb has spoken and said no appology was necessary. Uhm. She wasn't the person watching/hearing the broadcast, so what exactly is your point here? If Brent called someone a "dumb mvscal" and dude in question said, "that's okay, I am a dumb mvscal" then no apology would...