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ADAM

Jimi Hendrix would make them all his bitch....

I am surprised an old fart like you Van, would appreciate Beck...

ADAM

Screw_Michigan wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:Cunt-punting you guys has become so routine that we'll handle it in shifts.
Might be a while. Sick Fuck's busy getting deepthroated by SG over at tards.net.

!

:twisted: :D FUCKING RACK

ADAM

Hey Van,

Is your wife aware of your faggotry?

I bet when you saw the"youtube" icon, you said "whoooooo, My tube!"

Fucking faggot.....ELIMINATED

ADAM

Can someone please pass the peas, yo!

ADAM

Well , now that you're here and queer, this place went from gay to Flaming.......

ADAM

I see your point, I understand your plight...
Now shut the fuck up & mow the fucking lawn!

ADAM

I am Dr. Remulack...
In..

ADAM

This week was awesome.....

Great nookie, edible food, clean laundry!

They should make a roller coaster called "The Menopause"....

ADAM

Reagan is officially turning in his grave....

I DID NOT VOTE FOR THIS COCKSTAIN OF A CINC
FUCK THIS POTUS....

WHAT FRIGGIN' DOUCHE!

ADAM

Sucks to be a Cali.....

I"ll take a hurricane over an earthquake any day.....

I went through Hurricane Andrew back in 92, What a motherfucker!

ADAM

i am at a breaking with you dickzits you simply cannot COMPREHEND i have not had voluntary, consentual sex WITH A WOMAN in over 3 months. i aam on aedge at all times and this complete and total lack of desperespect i see towards MY CREW is off the fucking charts. we are to be FEARED and RESPECTED a...

ADAM

Took me so long to remember my damn password I forgot what smart assed comment I was going to retort with.......... Oh yeah. I was actually 12 with a 15 inch speed square..... Life is good right now , but a serious pain in the ass at times..... A good BJ does make up for alot of her psycotic transgr...

ADAM

Class C poster......

Did'nt realize we were "classed"

And who the fuck exactley are you to be classing anyone.....

Get that melon you call a head out of your ass....

I don't know you & you don't know me, for all I know you're just a bitter little slope
suffering from penis envy....

ADAM

That's too friggin' easy...........12 yrs. & in the 4th grade? Is it really? You just glass dicked yourself to the third power (cube-dicked?) in this thread. Rock on. Glass dicked? Nigga, you need to learn how to read betwixed the lines... It's been awhile since we last danced princess .... You...

ADAM

mvscal wrote:

Hey, those cocks aren't going to suck themselves. What are you some kind of knuckle dragging misogynist? It's 2009. Women have a right to their own careers.

"run that by me again Madam Secretary"

ADAM

mvscal wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
ADAM wrote:I used to get breakfast....Now I get a rash.

$300 doesn't buy a lot these days, hhhmmmm?
Especially after you have been killed in Afghanistan.

If I got killed, you Nazi cockstain, do you think I 'd be here......

Your ass ain't worth haunting............

ADAM

mvscal wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
ADAM wrote:I used to get breakfast....Now I get a rash.

$300 doesn't buy a lot these days, hhhmmmm?
Especially after you have been killed in Afghanistan.

If I got killed, you Nazi cockstain, do you think I 'd be here......

Your ass ain't worth haunting............

ADAM

3 benji's don't do shit these days dee oh gee Cover some cable & part o' the power bill Food Water Transpo Being broke sucks....But the bills are motherfucking paid! Obama, my ass........Change......I got your fucking change.....and you're still 25 mill shy this is about the only place I can vis...

ADAM

Do your duty. Mount the woman. I did that just this morning........ When I roll over at 6am w/ the Washingnton Monument at full mast & tell her I want some lovins.... She wants it and wants it well..... I oblige I used to get breakfast....Now I get a rash of shit & fucking chores.... She gi...

ADAM

Ana Ng wrote:Runn'd.

By whom?

No, you do NOT get your rented Mod Hat back...........

Now pardon me whilst I smoke my crack pipe.....

Btw smart ass....I use the rat, not the "enter" key

Got any more "brain-bustin smack"

Your Kung Fu is weak

ADAM

Ana Ng wrote: According to a kid in my child's 4th grade class (a twelve year old, at that)

That's too friggin' easy...........12 yrs. & in the 4th grade?

War Darwin....

Some people should not fucking breed....

ADAM

When the throw pillows out number the times we bump uglies in any given month

Should I trade her in for 2 22 yr. olds?

Kiss my white Irish ass Ana Ng..........

ADAM

Van wrote:Do you have a covered porch, and neighbors who mind their own business?

I happen to have both.............

ADAM

Build her a fancy new bedroom and bathroom of her own. Nice try trev..... our bedroom is all torn the fuck up...... Re-modeling. the bed is too big, the bed is too small too many blankets, not enough fucking blankets..... I don't do the fucking laundry right I can't fucking cook I don't even take o...

ADAM

My head is just like a spinning barstool..

Wifey is just in the early stages, but damn if that woman isn't driving me nucking futs!

Any advice? Other than just getting hammered and alot of "Yes dear".....

ADAM

Try Sizzlean.....If that shit even exists anymore... I've gotten off bacon & now do the hard shit.... Jimmy Dean Maple Sausage.... Dudes & Dudettes, I could fuck up a whole pound of that in one fell swoop.... Get a fat ass center cut porkchop make some apple cornbread stuffing...... Fucking ...

ADAM

what's wrong with calling a woman a cunt? its generally their most appealing trait. My wife calls me a dick all the time, I called her a cunt back once and she didnt talk to me for 2 weeks. Try that shit when she's in the early stages of menopause.... Shit me, I'd fucking use an Army of bitches lik...

ADAM

Poking fun at others misfortune is weak

Just remember to turn in your tin foil Mod hat at the door Ana....

When pointing finger always think of the 3 pointing back at you grasshopper....

This house is clear.........

ADAM

Shit, my mind was in the gutter
I was thinking Tia Carrera

On a serious note i suffer from "Mucho trabajo, Poco dinero"

It'stough but I get by.......

ADAM

fucking rookies

ADAM

You had me Jamaican Police storm....... That's up there with "Swiss storm cheese factory" or French Polocie in standoff with local "potato farm" or Meager Afghan Security force at odds with throw rug purveyor or British SAS Commandos astound local "cider brewers" with l...

ADAM

I've never seen a woman who had a tat that made her look prettier/sexier/more attractive. Sorry, but that's the way it is. I concur.... Hell, my wife has tats as do I , but they kind of lost the "uniqeness" after the 3rd date........... Hey Jo Jo..... Think about your ink in 30 yrs.... Ca...

ADAM

In my best Hawkings voice....

I will fuck you raw with my 'ever-expanding cock theory'

On a serious note, eat more pork!

Swine -Flu ain't shit

WAR DARWINISM

ADAM

R-Jack wrote:To: ADAM
Re: your cluelessness

This is such a pity.

I know, I'm sooo ought 7 or is it 8....

These prime numbers fuck me up all the time!

ADAM

Adam, you must bank with USAA since you're a veteran, right? After all, you did go and join the military after 9/11 to go fight the Taliban. Remind us again of the story. You were telling us all about being in the Marines and posted a picture of "you" as proof - dressed in an Army uniform...

ADAM

Hey Mr. Taliban.....

Tally me bannana........

10 inches long ..

wonder why wifey donn't come home......

ADAM

ADAM wrote:
R-Jack wrote:
Not if you have a perfect situation.

The perpetual blow-job............?

Now that's food for thought.........

ADAM

R-Jack wrote:
Not if you have a perfect situation.

The perpetual blow-job?

ADAM

Here is my bank.......
Here is my SS#
Here is My wife
Here is my First Born...........

Smoke some more Crack Fu-Shnickens

ADAM

R-Jack wrote:unless you are ADAM and are tired of sex.

well paying for it at least. It's left him living on pork n' beans.

Make my sammy Ham, bacon & pork.....

Lettuce tomato onion

With HOT BACON VINAGRETTE!

We All pay for it fuckstick

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