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by ADAM
Tue May 16, 2006 3:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Big Dead Shark
Replies: 10
Views: 732

Re: Big Dead Shark

W. Cohen wrote:I don't think I'll ever get over Boca Grande.

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Over Boca Grande?
by ADAM
Tue May 16, 2006 3:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Isn't WORK a 4 letter word?
Replies: 41
Views: 1576

one word:

Cankles
by ADAM
Tue May 16, 2006 3:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: troll stop: New Orleans
Replies: 4
Views: 392

Python has a pulse?
by ADAM
Tue May 16, 2006 3:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: About to meet Smackie Chan at Pat O'Brien's
Replies: 47
Views: 3953

Now we're at Razzoo, and these HOTTIES waitresses are doing these shots, rack these racks. Smackie got a few pics, they get this testtube thing full of booze, she puts in her mouth then pours it in his. WAR getting drunk listening to music and seeing young things with perky titties :) Nothing says ...
by ADAM
Mon May 01, 2006 1:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Annoying things in your life.....
Replies: 24
Views: 926

Annoying is when being mistaken for a Marine. But as per usual Fucking Beyond Ignorance Fails to see the Cavalry patch.... The only Marine you see Fudge Fu is the one packing the shit so far up your ass that not only have your eyes turned brown but you might has well start wearing a shit brown hat.....
by ADAM
Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Yard duties
Replies: 67
Views: 3848

Re: Yard duties

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mvscal...Last of the Messican great apes!
by ADAM
Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Spiderman 3
Replies: 60
Views: 3323

Cicatrix wrote:
Diogenes wrote: Image

Her navel looks like a recently penetrated asshole.

My, you must have a small Jimmy Johnson.....

Sucks to be you troop....
by ADAM
Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Yard duties
Replies: 67
Views: 3848

I hear tell a tale of Hot sauce Luth.

With lots of NA Beer....


Best to break the cherries in easy..........
by ADAM
Sun Apr 30, 2006 8:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: colin powell to shrub: "sukk it, fukkface"
Replies: 16
Views: 947

See you at Ft. Hood.....

20 bucks says I break your arm...........


Request SSgt Roberts
by ADAM
Sun Apr 30, 2006 8:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Annoying things in your life.....
Replies: 24
Views: 926

Re: Annoying things in your life.....

Rack Fu wrote:
ADAM wrote:
I live in a pretty non-descript house on an acre+half.......
Traffic is "rough :meds: "
Is it as rough as when you were fighting the Taliban after 9/11?

I never "fought" the Taliban......
I was never in Afghanistan...


Iraq, however...........
by ADAM
Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: colin powell to shrub: "sukk it, fukkface"
Replies: 16
Views: 947

Rack Fu wrote:Does your nose grow as you type?
Does your chin hair?
by ADAM
Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Annoying things in your life.....
Replies: 24
Views: 926

Annoying things in your life.....

While driving: I live in a pretty non-descript house on an acre+half....... Traffic is "rough :meds: " on the weekends due to the proximity to the beach... After screwing around with you dips for a bit and fucking around my "estate"...I decide to make a beer run... What really ge...
by ADAM
Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Spiderman 3
Replies: 60
Views: 3323

Cicero wrote:I never even saw Part II.

LIES LIES LIES
by ADAM
Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: colin powell to shrub: "sukk it, fukkface"
Replies: 16
Views: 947

Adam, Why don't you go over and fight like you did after 9/11? :meds: Actually Fu, I did re-up, after a total of 4 yrs after HS & 3 more 9/11 & a bitter divorce what's another 13 yrs. more and a pension... Fu, You continue to be a scab on the ass of life.... Are you just pissed at still bei...
by ADAM
Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Yard duties
Replies: 67
Views: 3848

Re: Yard duties

The lawn grew like the rain forest while I was gone for 3 weeks, so now I'll have to just take my Jacques Penne riding lawnmower named Bob out for a spin. So I go out beneath the deck and the battery is dead. No problemo, I grab my battery charger and hook it up. The grass is still too wet to mow, ...
by ADAM
Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: colin powell to shrub: "sukk it, fukkface"
Replies: 16
Views: 947

"cabal" is an often misused word....

If in fact PSU, "cabal" is the appropriate term...
Then their ruse failed...

It's up to you and the League of Justice to right
this wrong...

Ohhhh salivarious-one......Save US!
by ADAM
Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mexicans no work Monday?
Replies: 56
Views: 2984

^^^

I don't eat taco
I don't eat taquito
I don't drink pisswaterbeer...
So thees greengo weel not suffer
the ravages of new millenium "Montazumas Revenge"....

Remember the Alamo!
by ADAM
Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Talking out one's ass.. Same Shit
Replies: 38
Views: 2315

XXXL wrote:I drive 4.8 miles, to and from the office, each way.

Used to drive 25 each way. So it pays to practice close to home.......

If slinging dope in your own 'hood saves you on gas, Go for it!
by ADAM
Sun Apr 30, 2006 5:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mexicans no work Monday?
Replies: 56
Views: 2984

Seriously, blame it on the Chinese......That and our lazy asses.......
by ADAM
Sun Apr 30, 2006 5:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Auto Accident Question..
Replies: 19
Views: 1371

Bobby42 wrote:Also glad your son wasn't injured. The other driver had legal use of the roadway (speed can't be proven) and your son entered the roadway which caused the accident. Again, glad he's OK

"Look left right left again" never goes out of style..........
by ADAM
Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rewarding the F*#ked-Up Among Us
Replies: 26
Views: 942

I'd pay the rest of her tuition for a good knobber.....


Edit: She has to gobble the goo though
by ADAM
Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: word association
Replies: 18
Views: 691

Mike the Lab Rat wrote:Patchouli oil, tie-dyes, and hackey sack


Dirty hairy hippie chicks with desires of wanton "free love" on the burnt brain cells...


Sorry that was more than one word.....
by ADAM
Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Isn't Van the guy who used to....
Replies: 74
Views: 2588

Annie.... http://www.koko.org/friends/images/Koko/koko_signs_love.jpg I hold nothing but respect for Koko. I'll never forget the words within the foreword of Crichton's 'Congo', where that journalist who was the son of two deaf parents, had an epiphany when it struck him that he was holding an inte...
by ADAM
Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: In order to get banned over here
Replies: 40
Views: 1535

Where's the tits already dammit!
by ADAM
Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: art bell married a lbfm
Replies: 28
Views: 1175

What the quadrevion are you typing about for purvis sake?
by ADAM
Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Isn't Van the guy who used to....
Replies: 74
Views: 2588

You still da man Dins :wink:


I hope
by ADAM
Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: art bell married a lbfm
Replies: 28
Views: 1175

tough love wrote:Image

Proof money can buy happiness and bigger tits!
by ADAM
Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Isn't Van the guy who used to....
Replies: 74
Views: 2588

Dinsdale wrote: since you're apparently an expert on my organ, I was hoping you could clear this up?

What happened to me again?

I hear tell you got ummmmm......"3-putted" bro...


My image of you is shattered Dins.... :(
by ADAM
Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: how would you rate yourself?
Replies: 5
Views: 485

Have you started doing lines...errr lawns with the boy yet jones?
by ADAM
Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: art bell married a lbfm
Replies: 28
Views: 1175

88 wrote:Image

Proof that money can buy hapiness.....
by ADAM
Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack Fake Scratch Offs, and the Melts they cause
Replies: 28
Views: 1283

Glass Dick?
by ADAM
Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who hasn't filed their taxes yet?
Replies: 23
Views: 1500

^^^You're blowin' my high Wolfman..... :wink:
by ADAM
Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bodies found in area where two Milwaukee boys disappeared
Replies: 59
Views: 3127

Risa wrote: If your baby disappeared, what would you assume?


Easy....Blame it on the Coon!
by ADAM
Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who hasn't filed their taxes yet?
Replies: 23
Views: 1500

I got a measly 200$ back.....Not even enough for a decent hooker.....

Maybe I can score an 8-ball & a case of Heine....

Lil black book, don't fail me now!
by ADAM
Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hat trick
Replies: 31
Views: 2148

TVO,
If it involved 3 skanks & you, I believe it would technically be called a "3 1/2-way".....

Just an observation...
by ADAM
Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sloganize Your Name
Replies: 57
Views: 3809

"Devon knows how to make an Adam creamy"



HAHAHAHAHA!
by ADAM
Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Video Alabama Teacher Showed His Class
Replies: 141
Views: 11030

Screw the "Mother of all anvils" Mace,
TVO was squashed by a 15 story high rise.....


Sheesh Mike, show the Liliputian some mercy! This is like watching the Rodney King beating.....
by ADAM
Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bodies found in area where two Milwaukee boys disappeared
Replies: 59
Views: 3127

BSmack wrote:
It's Swahili for "falls through ice".


Sorry my Swahili was a little rusty......


RACK!
by ADAM
Sat Apr 15, 2006 6:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bodies found in area where two Milwaukee boys disappeared
Replies: 59
Views: 3127

Terrible terrible news......



What the fuck kind of stupid assed name is "Quadrevion" anyway?
by ADAM
Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:17 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Subjects Dinsdale isn't T1B's #1 expert on:
Replies: 140
Views: 8427

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:(I played a Par 3 on Christmas Day...
You get it past the windmill on the first attempt?


The drawbridge always fucks me up....E-V-E-R-Y gott D-A-M-N time.....

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