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by Douchebag
Wed Apr 27, 2011 1:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: EVERYONE READ THIS
Replies: 11
Views: 1036

Re: EVERYONE READ THIS

I got a nice crisp bill with a picture of andy jackson on it for you, if you can find a way to exit 67 off I-84. It will be the most painful twenty dollars you've ever earned, but, if you really do need the cayshe, find a way to get there. I'll buy you a milk shake in the BK when I'm done with you....
by Douchebag
Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: EVERYONE READ THIS
Replies: 11
Views: 1036

EVERYONE READ THIS

I have lost EVERYTHINg. O’Cyrus and the Mexicans have cleaned me out and assfucked my entire operation For the past 6 months I have been living in my moms garage, collecting unemployment, and shooting up steroids and blow. It helps keep me JACKED. I’m poor as fuck. Stevo and Rollins are doing what t...
by Douchebag
Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: CALLING OUT "THE JON"
Replies: 26
Views: 2018

Re: CALLING OUT "THE JON"

I will PAY you to do this. bro, are you SERIOUS? i need the money but FUCK YOU i will beat the fuck out of your asshole soon as i secure my 15% off all accor hotels. yeah i am a little light on cash but my fists aren't light on PURE RAGE fuck you DICKFUCK i want this. i NEED this. i NEED to rearran...
by Douchebag
Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: CALLING OUT "THE JON"
Replies: 26
Views: 2018

Re: CALLING OUT "THE JON"

I will PAY you to do this. bro, are you SERIOUS? i need the money but FUCK YOU i will beat the fuck out of your asshole soon as i secure my 15% off all accor hotels. yeah i am a little light on cash but my fists aren't light on PURE RAGE fuck you DICKFUCK i want this. i NEED this. i NEED to rearran...
by Douchebag
Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: CALLING OUT "THE JON"
Replies: 26
Views: 2018

CALLING OUT "THE JON"

i am coming out of semi retirement cuz i see you been talkin SHIT each and every one of your posts fills me with a RAGE that you simply cannot comprehend i stuck my erect DICK in a pencil sharpener just to calm the FUCK DOWN FUCK YOU ASSHOLE JUST FUCK YOU i want to see you shit my brass knuckles. i ...
by Douchebag
Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Stark Country GOP Candidate gives halftime speech :-/
Replies: 11
Views: 1331

Re: Stark Country GOP Candidate gives halftime speech :-/

that man has jacked me and PUMPED ME the fuck up. i will fucking murder ALL of you. i am fso v fuckging pissdsed i can hardfly fucmkging breatehe
as soon as i get the fucking FUNDS i am going to brutalize each and every one of your grinning faces. i will shit on your children.

fuck you ALL
by Douchebag
Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: one of you WILL die on 10/31
Replies: 46
Views: 3121

Re: one of you WILL die on 10/31

Jsc810 wrote:Wow. With that schedule, I don't think you'll make it to the post season, hell I don't think you'll even have a winning season. Sorry.
one of you WILL die
HOLY FUCK I SHOULD FUCKING KILL YOU JUST FOR BEING SO FUCKING STUPID

FUCK
by Douchebag
Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: one of you WILL die on 10/31
Replies: 46
Views: 3121

one of you WILL die on 10/31

I AM SO FUCKNIG PISSED IN CAN BARLEEY BFUCIKING BREATEHE holy living FUCK i have been reading this message board for the past 4 months STRAIGHT. every post. every word. every second, every minute, of every day. i have become so consumed with my hatred for ALL OF YOU that i cannot function on any lev...
by Douchebag
Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: California is getting DRYFUCKED
Replies: 41
Views: 1936

Re: California is getting DRYFUCKED

CALIFNRIA IS FUCKE DIS BECAUSE I'LL BE THERE ON 9/7

FUCK YOU ALL
by Douchebag
Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:22 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: m2 Challenge
Replies: 34
Views: 2995

Re: m2 Challenge

Image

call me
by Douchebag
Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Can I just share a facepalm moment
Replies: 47
Views: 2651

Re: Can I just share a facepalm moment

HE LOOKS SMALL. HOW WELL CAN HE POUND ASS?

FUCK YOU ALL
by Douchebag
Thu May 28, 2009 8:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Challenge - UPDATE
Replies: 140
Views: 4810

Re: A Challenge

your en tire fucking face is going to be ELIMINATED
by Douchebag
Mon May 18, 2009 2:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the disrespect has GOT to stop
Replies: 16
Views: 2192

Re: the disrespect has GOT to stop

JUST KEEP YUCKING IT UP, FUCKBAGS

HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW? GOLD TEETH WHEN I SMILE
by Douchebag
Sat May 16, 2009 4:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the disrespect has GOT to stop
Replies: 16
Views: 2192

the disrespect has GOT to stop

i am at a breaking with you dickzits you simply cannot COMPREHEND i have not had voluntary, consentual sex WITH A WOMAN in over 3 months. i aam on aedge at all times and this complete and total lack of desperespect i see towards MY CREW is off the fucking charts. we are to be FEARED and RESPECTED at...
by Douchebag
Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 4/27 & Nothing....
Replies: 4
Views: 694

Re: 4/27 & Nothing....

WE FUCKED THOSXE PISSIES WE FUCKEHD THEM HARD
by Douchebag
Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out The Alliance
Replies: 39
Views: 3121

Re: Calling out The Alliance

THIS SHIT IS FUCKING SERIUOS

STOP FUCKING AROUND LIEK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME

IMSO FUSI FUCKIGN PISSED I NCAN HARDLY FUCKING ABREATHE
by Douchebag
Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: HEY Douchebag....
Replies: 11
Views: 1034

Re: HEY Douchebag....

steiner took advantage of the crew and he got wacked. i fucking KILLED him, man the fuckstick you know as psufan pulled some cheap ass gangsta shit and killed my boy SLIM at the point. that will NEVER be forgotten. EVER dice was clipped by the fucking MEXICANS, man Stevo, Rollins, A-Bomb, and myself...
by Douchebag
Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: listen up, sackwarts
Replies: 6
Views: 751

Re: listen up, sackwarts

look, i said youre SAFE rigiht now, DICKHOLE right now i'm here for one reason and one reason only, contacting out my services to you pathetic weaklings who can't defend yourselves because you don't spend every waking hour of your life in TRAINING like i do. here are some basic rates for my services...
by Douchebag
Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: listen up, sackwarts
Replies: 6
Views: 751

listen up, sackwarts

long time, get FUCKED money is getting fucking tight around here. Rollins is off the wagon again and is POUNDING bud 40s at a clip you turd ranchers pound man broth. Stevo has drained literally THOUSANDS of dollars into his high tech tracking equpiment trying to locate your families so we can beef u...
by Douchebag
Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Left coast roadie this summer?
Replies: 214
Views: 7016

Re: Left coast roadie this summer?

We got about 1200 bucks worth of continental funny money to burn this year and we are thinking of a trip out to the land of hippies, faggits and other assorted fukktards. Actually, that kinda describes a good chunk of the U&R, but, we already seen it. The wife says that the cheapest flights are...
by Douchebag
Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy New Year, SlapNuts!
Replies: 22
Views: 1794

Re: Happy New Year, SlapNuts!

this is EXACTLY the kind of disrespectful fucking bullshit that makes me pound my head into sheets of drywall. what the FUCKK makes you think you could take me old man? huh? i'm young, i lift weights, and my veins flow pure testosterone and RAGE, you shit huffing scrotestroker. FUCKING A. I'm back a...
by Douchebag
Wed Dec 31, 2008 6:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy New Year, SlapNuts!
Replies: 22
Views: 1794

Re: Happy New Year, SlapNuts!

1. BEAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK OUT OF EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU DECRODED SHITBAGS
by Douchebag
Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:14 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Lefty: Rice is FUCKED
Replies: 23
Views: 2053

Re: Lefty: Rice is FUCKED

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU NORTHERN FAGBOYS BRING YOUR FAGBALL DOWN SOUTH. YOU GET KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT

MOTHERFUCKING GEORIGA BULLDOGS WILL DO THE SAME TO THOSE SPARTAN SLAPDICKS

SEC 4EVA
by Douchebag
Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: THE CREW FOR MCCAIN
Replies: 13
Views: 1693

Re: THE CREW FOR MCCAIN

WE LOST PENNSYLVANIA

WE LOST FUCKING PENNSYLVANIA I'M SO CUFKING PISSED I CANNOT EVEN BREATHE RIGHT NOW

OUR PEOPLE DID DNOT COME THROUGH AT THE PRECINCITS, HEADS WILL ROLL

MEXICANS WILL DIE TONIGHT. MEIXICNAS WILL BE FUCKIED IN THE ASS AND DIE

FUCK!!!
by Douchebag
Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:00 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: So what is the difference?
Replies: 73
Views: 2482

Re: So what is the difference?

GEORGIA BULLDOGS

NUMBA ONE STUNNAS, YOU FUCKCAKES
by Douchebag
Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Open warning to The Alliance
Replies: 21
Views: 2613

Re: Open warning to The Alliance

let me make one thing perfectly CLEAR for you porkbellied dickrinds: THE CREW does not align itself with any other organization. NOT these phony "deciders" and CERTAIN-MOTHERFUCKING-LY not these pussy "ALLIANCE" amatuers. they send threats to harm your computers? BWAFUCKINGHAAAAA...
by Douchebag
Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Crew supports John McCain
Replies: 12
Views: 1592

Re: The Crew supports John McCain

McCain will strangle you with your puka shells and slap you with his extra neck skin for even thinking of bringing his ticket down with your endorsement. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no, really. fucking HILARIOUS. read the article below, dicknugget. this is what HAPPENS when you cross paths with THE CREW JOE...
by Douchebag
Tue Jul 29, 2008 6:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Crew supports John McCain
Replies: 12
Views: 1592

The Crew supports John McCain

that's right you dicknosed assticklers. the RED STATES don't lose to motherfucking demopussies. MCCAIN is a vet and will FUCK YOU UP. WE'RE RED BECAUSE WE'RE REPUBLICAN WE'RE RED BECAUSE WE BLEED GEORGIA BULLDOG BLOOD MY DADDY TOLD ME TO HATE LIBERALS BECAUSE THEY'RE GAYS AND LOSERS. WE DON'T NEED I...
by Douchebag
Tue Jul 29, 2008 6:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Lil' BSmack
Replies: 31
Views: 1805

Re: Lil' BSmack

Jsc810 wrote:He is ready to give Douchebag and the Crew a BEATDOWN.
when he grows up i'll be waiting for him.

fuckit, i'll take him on NOW
by Douchebag
Sat Jul 19, 2008 2:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out TheJON
Replies: 31
Views: 2237

Re: Calling out TheJON

hey TheJON

i'm the leader of the fucking CREW and my sole purpose here is to beat the FUCK out of mealy mouth fuckwads like YOU

let me know and I'll introduce you to the rest of my crew. i'll fucking pound your ass

i m3eet people from the internet and FIGHT THEM in real life. you wnat it next?
by Douchebag
Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:29 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Okay...It's Early, But Who's Your Top 5?
Replies: 43
Views: 1422

Re: Okay...It's Early, But Who's Your Top 5?

TheJON wrote:I'd say "douchebag" is a rather fitting name for youself.

Now that's the kinda poster I like. A poster that knows who he truly is. Rack him!
what PUSSY ASS team do you root for? HUH DICKWAD? HUH? i'll bet you pull for some faggoty big ten team you DICK
by Douchebag
Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:06 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Okay...It's Early, But Who's Your Top 5?
Replies: 43
Views: 1422

Re: Okay...It's Early, But Who's Your Top 5?

1. Georgia Bulldogs

nobody else matters
by Douchebag
Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out TheJON
Replies: 31
Views: 2237

Re: Calling out TheJON

who the fuck is TheJON? i don't give a FUCK

i'll take him on. I'LL TAKE ALL YALL ON. GET FUCKED, ASSWIPES
by Douchebag
Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You gotta be fucking kidding me
Replies: 114
Views: 4765

Re: You gotta be fucking kidding me

Papa Willie wrote:We eat more, fuck more, have more sun, beat ass better, and stomp on fuckcakes better.
fucking HOLLA

damn straight, jigga
by Douchebag
Sat Jul 12, 2008 7:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is that
Replies: 3
Views: 443

Re: Is that

PSUFAN wrote:Now that you mention it, it might be time to change things up...
DO IT and we'll see what happens, fuckbreath
by Douchebag
Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!)Check out the first fight of the night for us!(!) <--Cock
Replies: 82
Views: 6539

Re: Check out the first fight of the night for us!

I very sure I could knock out pretty much anyone here on this board. you listen and you listen GOOD you maggot fuck. i've trained all my life with the bst. to the point where i became THE BEST. just remember, no matter how skilled you are you'll always be a twerpy little fuckrunt. my hands are buil...
by Douchebag
Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: THE KILLING STALLS
Replies: 13
Views: 1164

Re: THE KILLING STALLS

this board is full of SAICK DEGENERATE MAGGOTS. i'm going to KILL you bowelblighter and i'm going to ENJOY it
by Douchebag
Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Point State Park reopening May 30
Replies: 25
Views: 2527

Re: Point State Park reopening May 30

you're pussing out. WISE move, dickstain. WISE move indeed.

mvscal: you're up.

name the time and place dickhead.
by Douchebag
Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Point State Park reopening May 30
Replies: 25
Views: 2527

Re: Point State Park reopening May 30

place: the point
day: sunday, 6/15
time: 2 pm

be there, FUCKO
by Douchebag
Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Top 5 internet "error in judgment" rankings
Replies: 160
Views: 6511

Re: Top 5 internet "error in judgment" rankings

all this talk of fighting is getting my DICK hard

god i want to BEAT ASS