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:lol: :lol: :lol: Right on cue. Why are you posting under a new nick? Get well soon. Seriously. I don't want to have to develop a new punching bag. Meth and age. He cant remember shit so he changed his nic to match the one he uses in the Oregon East Slope Head militia and Shroom Cultivation COmmune...

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Some well conditioned horses. And the winner gets to spend the rest of his life fucking every mare brought to his door. We knew that. How many viagra 100's does it take for you to get a mushy nowadays old coot? Or is that history since the old lady got old and you have plenty of clean sox around.

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That fucking picture gives me slight vertigo and nasuea.

jesus. I may need a prayer from Pops to save me.

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Schmick: From an old fart like you . . .

Too much (any) TV is toxic, back away from the idiot box

Your fixation on gay man sex and ass holes makes me pretty sure you are longing for a deep inner wire brushing from gay tarzan or big foot.

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Patrick Bateman wrote: ↑Thu Jul 02, 2020 3:22 am On more than a dozen occasions, I have been mistaken for this dickhead, Batman.

It’s actually Bateman, you’re mistaken, there’s a slight difference.

He’s only imaginary and I’ve literally killed hundreds of prostitutes.

Do you like Phil Collins?

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Neil Young wrote: ↑Thu Jul 02, 2020 10:33 pm What's a character troll?

One that hires nappy headed hos

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character trolling A character troll needs to be interesting. And also, less is generally more when it comes to a character troll. EAP may be a good person, but the posting style is not interesting. It is detrimental to the board. Way too much caffeine. Everyone pull up a chair and listen up to the...

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Outcomes?

Bloated drowned chemical workers streaming out of windows gushing with orange-man water.

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The African bees have never been dangerous because they hold their stingers sideways. No those are one ones that can live in colder climates like downtown Chicago, where most are concentrated into a very small area and mostly sting each other. But the left winged bees promote this reality and try t...

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Left Seater wrote: ↑Sat May 16, 2020 1:07 pm Tonto is now a one line only poster like Moving Sale.

The board would be better if MS were back and you were gone.

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Annnnnnndddddd....go!

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You made your view point very clear.

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mvscal wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 12:25 am Canned vegetables aren't "processed crap." Have you not ever canned or preserved your own . . .
Nothing wrong with canned beans either though dry beans are cheaper and take less space.

Did you have to stop going to your ball-room/hot-swing dance classes ?

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at least a little vigilante justice

And we Know there is a plan and efforts in place to go martial law, just in case . . .

Who will be left hanging from the light posts?

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Hi Wolfman, great post . . . Plus in the morning sky Jupiter, Venus, and Mars are all lined up in the south east. https://earthsky.org/tonight My daffodils are getting ready to bloom A 5.6 earthquake didn't kill us yesterday and the power is still on. And it's my birthday. Hohoho. Happy birfday you...

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As a white person, I couldn't give 2 fucks about the NBA season Unless you just crawled out of a test tube, which is possible, there is a 99.999% chance you have some "black" blood in you. Go ahead tell us how pure your ancestors were. Euro? It's all a mix. You fukkin' racist. But the bla...

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EAP wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 3:06 ama left wing cocksucker.

What beautiful prose . . . Hell that's poetry. Besides that here's something else for mr. midget to make his posting easier.

Why do you hate America and 88?

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Don't you mean "blowing" each other in middle school? But I digress. You sir are a PATRIOT OF THE FINEST ORDER!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE! As if we needed any more evidence that Eat a Penis is Pikkkle's troll. This sordid clambake will be deader than my career after I dropped that napp...

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Now that this rotting pile of shit is no longer pounding on death's door, I'd like to take a minute to remind all of you that I am sick and fucking tired of your shit posting and ball cupping. Shit posters like Eat a Penis, Pikkkle and IB are dragging this fair board down and we need to immediately ...

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EAP wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2020 1:07 pm Kierland.
You claiming to be a libertarian, is like claiming that whoopi goldberg is hotter than Raquel Welch.
Complete and utter bullshit.

EAP (and pickle): What does tower climbing and getting head from whoopi have in common.

Do Not look down

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Probably ought to let Derrin and EAP get their buck knives out and cut the balls off the car sales people. Get about a bushel basket full of car dealer testicles and then post the picture of it on the internet.

Show it the salesman next time you go to buy.

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No doubt you have Beat your Meat often and hard over her . . .

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smackaholic wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2020 1:17 pm has a dead caucus

schmick - age related plus too many ODs on sildenafil

EAP - identifies as a guy but has only a tiny clit for hardware

Derron - gets it up once in a while in bed with a dirty sock

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You two are probably separated Siamese twins. Shared what little grey matter there was. I thought you were dead? I bet you are screwy...that's why 88 outted you as making the most fake accounts in T1B history! So sad... So very very very sad. What a hairy legged loser! Fuck I feel dead. I THINK I A...

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You two are probably separated Siamese twins. Shared what little grey matter there was.

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He's out west I heard, visiting an old friend.

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Or a battery powered hair spritzer full of jet fuel.

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The State wrote: ↑Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:35 pm

Imagine

Imagine. If Barflie had't fucked your grandma those times.

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No matter what your racist echo chamber might rattle out, 88 was labeled a nazi because of all the nazi tactics he uses. You were labeled one because of the same reasons and because you love the tweak and we all know how nazis love their tweak. Just so you know. You can prattle on all you want abou...

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Hey when you get dead there's some shit you have to take care of, takes some time. Catching up then How in the hell hasn't the Imus troll posted in a thread about his own death yet? We are slipping. Because I'm dead dumb ass. About time that racist gaylord Imus kicked. Good riddance to bad rubbish. ...

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I'm dead.

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Too old, too white, too Jewish. And he’s known to everyone as the soda nazi. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Well excuse him for saving people from diabeetus and obesity... :x https://pics.me.me/one-word-diabeetus-34423698.png But Marty that would be bad for business https://journals.plos.org/pl...

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stealing "coup" s?

Leave my fukkin' chicken coups alone fukker

sig

Papa Willie

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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 5:35 pm Why are so many of Trump's associates praying in this photo? Why is the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs praying? Who's he praying to? God and G0d?

I think it is body language for "shut the fuck up you sickening skag . . ." And trump is wiping his ass in disgust

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If that little list included "whose ass sucks dirty ditch water" then you would be right.

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Left Seater wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 7:08 pm Total TDS moment here.

So tell us Screwy, what should he do? We know that you will melt regardless of what he does, so put it out there, what should he do?

Somebody help a niggexxxx old guy out. Since the search is gone, wft kind of disorder is TDS

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Libertarian socialist bordering on Syndicalism What does that mean in terms of dealing with unproductive, or criminal elements of society? From a Individualism pov, we let just them die. If no one can find value in helping the parasites, like Hank Reardon finally came to with his brother Philip, Scr...

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Maybe someone will crack you across the back of the head with a sap.

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With that kind of schnoz, she could give a great rimmer.

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So a little law lesson. Murder is homicide with malice. Five kinds of malice. Premeditated and Felony murder (homicide during robbery for instance) are both first degree. Intent to kill or intent to commit great bodily harm and depraved heart are the three second degree murders. (Depraved heart is ...

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