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Imus

Your view tends to be extremely narrow and clouded. Well I expect the view you have from far within your hemorrhoid clogged and scar tissued ass hole is pretty fukkin' narrow, and likely clouded with more old jizz and condom debris than the contents of screwey's mop bucket. And only myopic wish-I-h...

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Many comments in this thread are correct and I'm actually ashamed to say I'm a part of the system. The bigger issue is also if you challenge the system then you have a target on your back and you'll be out of a job shortly. I've seen it happen and it's a joke. I could go on and on but yes I knew wh...

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Been teaching for 30 years.

What, "teaching" shop, auto mechanics, and phys-ed to the retards? Prolly not English.

Nice savings/retirement package, hope you collect some before the defaults start.

When the revolution comes you will be on the pitch fork.

Imus

We are all still sucking air. Apparently AP too.

lots of other sucking going on too.

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AP? What the fuk.. you never called.

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Has anybody heard from AP

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We love our cats and dogs, but it sounds to me like Lefty is getting sucked into some kind of cult down there in texas . . .

Imus

When was the last real chrome bumper?

When Marty Slo-mo dipped his dong in glitter and doinked his chaver, LTS . . .

They found it hard to dent.

Imus

Goober McTuber wrote: The time fame would . . .

indicate I am drunk as hell on swill.

Imus

How would you know? You haven't seen anything but grey hair since 1980.

Imus

Gobbler's Knob?

Goober's Piles?

Schmick, your thoughts?

Imus

It's all relative.

One man's shithole is another man's love canal.
Just ask Derron.

Or Derron's sister, or cousin.

Relative. Get it?

Imus

Goober McTuber wrote:Wouldn't that make her your one true love?

At least his favorite party doll. And you too you old fuck. You would crawl through broken glass to lick her runny brown trail.

Don't try to deny it.

Imus

not for the strains going around.

I imagine there is no cure for the strains you carry and pass around . . .

Happy new year.

Imus

Not your skin

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Why would they need to stay classified?

So the CIA can keep denying involvement?
:wink:

Among other possibilities, yes.

Yeah, there's proof Antarctica is really the drop off point . . . And we can't have that leaking out . . .

Imus

This one time in Kenya after a concert and the power went off, we pulled all the wooofers out of the audio stacks and wired them in parallel, then had all the local jungle bunnies (they have great rhythm when properly motivated) jump to a unison 60 hertz beat on the speaker cones, reverse purposing ...

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I'm so fukkin' Glad all over the Dr posted this. We've been together for a long long time, and even though Goober may not dress in the best of taste, some of us like it like that. To those on the sub-average IQ boards like .net and apparently the late CF, I say catch us if you can, and go chase clac...

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Do I have to count it when god talks to me in my head?

Imus

Hey Atomic Punk holy shit you have me worried. Hopefully you went straight the dropped the bad influence of message boards and booze, or maybe I hope not you have joined the majority somehow (choke, od, be murdered, do a Dave Carridine, etc.) Any sightings can be posted anonymously to protect the se...

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What are you anti Trumpers going to do when he gets re-elected? I'm a Libertarian and no Trump fan (although between Hillary and him, I'm damn glad he won), but I'd be willing to bet that ain't gonna happen! It will happen. that's what JSC said right before the great and celebrated killery flame ou...

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tainted cheese

~swoon blondie / cinder ~

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Marty at the Falls

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Is there a TL,DR version of this available. This crowd of ADD ASD "readers" here needs the cliffsnotes version.

Damn.

Imus

what time do you expect to be jack hammering Molly's pussy?

Yeah that's what I'm wondering . . .

:brad:

Imus

Hi Molly. I have to confess to a certain . . . attraction . . . perhaps obsession . . .

Your pictures at .net, your tats, your flesh . . . .

Would you make an old man happy?

Uncle Donnie

Imus

Were you also on company time when you wrote that diatribe?

Imus

That's nothing, I know this guy who lives in Oregone somewhere who was drunk and caught this giant assed fucking salmon about 21 fucking feet long. He was using 3 lb. test tapered line, trying for some brine shrimp that day, but some times g0d does exist. Finesse and a couple of pints of popov and h...

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Nice rant. I couldn't care less about your voting record. It's not why I think you are a stupid POS. Nice try though. Stupid POS, oh they sold outof that and guess who bought it you. Don't get in a war of words with me simpleton. Everyone except your gay-ass boyfriend LTRS thinks you are a whiny li...

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Hi folks. As you know, AP and I maintain a relationship (not that kind ass holes) in that I am his "Bill" for his AA recovery efforts. For you clowns who don't know what AA is, look it up Alcoholics Anonymnous. Not related to wikileaks. Anyway as part of aversion therapy, he needed to shar...

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Go Coogs' wrote:. . . can't get through the day without swapping them out due to saturation. I've been through 9 bandanas in three days.

Are you sure that's not your pile of jack off rags out there in the garage with your collection of old playboy and hustler magazines?

(pre internet mobile porn stash)

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Papa Willie wrote:Meanwhile - Goobs fucks a milk cow, and everything is just fabulous!

I wonder if he can bring it to climax. And if so, further wonder if the cow udder discharges milk on all tits? Something tells me Goobs knows this stuff.

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Felix are you chugging NyQuil this morning?

Imus

Wolfman wrote:

I keep pressing the space bar, but it won't let me continue.

sig AP

Imus

Goober McTuber wrote: I'll go with pilot error.

Yeah he fukked up and couldn't do a full Ollie with the plane while being bayonetted in the throat.

Or strangled. Or becoming red mist after having been exploded. etc.

Imus

Proof you don't read or post at .net. Glass fucking dick for about a month now.

And lucky for them too.

Have a nice day old guy.

Imus

smackaholic wrote:Why do I think we are gonna see a coupla big balck cocks in jess' hands shortly?

Yeah, just have to wait until AP takes them out of his ass.

Imus

Atomic Punk wrote:
mvscal wrote:Brine is salt, you fucking idiot.
I thought it was just that marvelous flavor that comes through with a wonderfully fresh blow job.

Imus

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Goober McTuber wrote:. . . there's good food everywhere and there's really outstanding food everywhere. You look and listen and it's not that hard to figure out.

Yeah I suppose even AP finds a warm french fry in the bottom of a dumpster or not-too-salty cum load once in a while. I hope he appreciates the moments.

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