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by RumpleForeskin
Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Checking out
Replies: 9
Views: 1182

Checking out

Hope my being here was mildly amusing to all of you. I've submitted a PM to PSU requesting a ban on my ip(s) as I have achieved gainful employment that will demand more of my time and attention. I guess I'm a little addicted to these boards and need to be unplugged by someone other than myself. Take...
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey dins, is one any less a faggot for drinking.....
Replies: 25
Views: 2419

Re: Hey dins, is one any less a faggot for drinking.....

Picked me up two 6s of this last week.

Verah, verah good beer.

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by RumpleForeskin
Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Lookout kiddies!!!
Replies: 17
Views: 1925

Re: Lookout kiddies!!!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:buffets
Probably the main reason me and the Mrs. honeymooned there.
by RumpleForeskin
Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pond Scum
Replies: 8
Views: 1927

Re: Pond Scum

I tend to agree with mv and Mikey. The old bag was probably in a mind coma when she was sent to the home, then she came out of it and said to herself, "how the fuck did I end up in this shithole?" She probably has been in and out of it for years and someone on the other side is pointing it...
by RumpleForeskin
Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pond Scum
Replies: 8
Views: 1927

Re: Pond Scum

by RumpleForeskin
Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pond Scum
Replies: 8
Views: 1927

Pond Scum

I'm sorry, but you don't get much lower than this. My mom's longtime friend's husband stole about $30,000 from his mother Of course, we are trying to be supportive as we've known them since I was born. I grew up with their two daughters. No matter how much you want to believe someone is innocent bec...
by RumpleForeskin
Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fucking Rack It
Replies: 13
Views: 1769

Re: Fucking Rack It

Fucking awesome!
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Big O, don't do it...
Replies: 18
Views: 1844

Re: Big O, don't do it...

My 'hood, Greatwood, has a huge shortage of homes. Don't see any of the houses you describe as being foreclosed on and flooding the market. It is in fact the homes in the $75K to $150K that aren't moving since they are older and in less desireable 'hoods at the extreme edge of the Houston city limi...
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Big O, don't do it...
Replies: 18
Views: 1844

Re: Big O, don't do it...

Mrs. Rumps and I bought our house five years ago today. Her OM brokered the deal and swept his commission back into our closing costs. The value has gone up every year since we purchased, but I suspect it will level out and perhaps decline a bit over the next two or three years. As for all of our fr...
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Feb 06, 2009 5:15 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: This is really a non-issue
Replies: 6
Views: 1416

Re: This is really a non-issue

Bullshit it's not going to cost them a job. Have you ever played football in your life? The first thing you learn on a football team at any level is that "voluntary" means "mandatory" if you want any kind of playing time. The only exceptions to that rule are players who have alr...
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Feb 06, 2009 5:08 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: This is really a non-issue
Replies: 6
Views: 1416

Re: This is really a non-issue

mvscal wrote:How the fuck would you know?
Okay, are you going to tell me it only happens in one camp?

If so, then you need to take your head out of your own ass.
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Feb 06, 2009 4:53 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: This is really a non-issue
Replies: 6
Views: 1416

This is really a non-issue

Texans are under fire for running illegal one-on-one contact drills during OTAs HOUSTON -- The Houston Texans could be disciplined after several former players accused the coaching staff of running one-on-one contact drills during offseason minicamps last spring. According to a story orginially post...
by RumpleForeskin
Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:41 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: LOI Day, how is your school going to fare?
Replies: 182
Views: 7099

Re: LOI Day, how is your school going to fare?

UH lost Willie Jefferson as a big target receiver. He decomitted and went to Baylor. The Coogs did land a couple of top 4 star o-lineman Roy Watts and Jarve Dean. They also reloaded with a couple of JUCO transfers on the o-line. Very nice. Sumlin did manage to get a couple of 3 star DBs, one who is ...
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey, Fish Get Glaucoma Too, Mon............oh yeah
Replies: 85
Views: 4200

Re: Hey, Fish Get Glaucoma Too, Mon............oh yeah

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Damn, I can do a better Dins than Dins can do a Dins.
Funny....Dins would say the same thing about his own self.
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:49 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Best Superbowl Ever
Replies: 5
Views: 986

Re: Best Superbowl Ever

BSmack wrote:I'll just be happy having seen my team win 6 Super Bowls within my lifetime.

I'm not greedy. I'll fucking take a playoff appearance.
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey, Fish Get Glaucoma Too, Mon............oh yeah
Replies: 85
Views: 4200

Re: Hey, Fish Get Glaucoma Too, Mon............oh yeah

Van wrote:Why couldn't we get ourselves a presidential ticket of Dins/Mgo

There isn't a flatbed big enough to relocate the Whitehouse to Portland.
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Giuliani is a fucking cunt!!!
Replies: 42
Views: 2401

Re: Giuliani is a fucking cunt!!!

What kind of acid trip do you suppose Peart was on when he wrote that song?
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:02 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Derrick Thomas a HoF'er
Replies: 22
Views: 1776

Re: Derrick Thomas a HoF'er

DT was a helluva pass rusher no doubt. I think where most impartial fans have a problem with DT as a HoFer was his impact on the entire Cheifs defense. I know some might think this is unfair to evaluate a player based on the entire defense's performance, but it has to be asked... How memorable were ...
by RumpleForeskin
Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If you can recommend one book, and one book only
Replies: 49
Views: 3388

Re: If you can recommend one book, and one book only

This may be cheesy but I could not put down Breaking Vegas by Ben Mezrich. I read it from cover-to-cover in one day. It was THAT fucking good.
by RumpleForeskin
Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:56 pm
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: Favorite 80s albums
Replies: 67
Views: 3538

Re: Favorite 80s albums

Purple Rain is in a league of it's own. Appetite is probably my second favorite album of teh 80s with Shout at the Devil just behind it. As for the other seven - Depeche Mode - Music for the Masses Billy Joel - Glass Houses AC/DC - Back in Black Metallica - ...And Justice for All Michael Jackson - T...
by RumpleForeskin
Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:21 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Evidently, Odessa Permian is "Hangin Tough"
Replies: 21
Views: 2175

Re: Evidently, Odessa Permian is "Hangin Tough"

When I was a kid, I was more into the Karate Kid and Teen Wolf soundtracks. Great songs to close out a movie.

You're the best...arrrouuund. Nothin's ever gonna bring you down...
by RumpleForeskin
Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:10 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Porn interrupts Super Bowl
Replies: 12
Views: 1919

Re: Porn interrupts Super Bowl

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Image

Sin,

Kid Nashville

FTFY
by RumpleForeskin
Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:57 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Super Bowl in game
Replies: 155
Views: 7447

Re: Super Bowl in game

I didn't think Harrison's actions on that play merited an ejection. I thought the right call was made for a PF. As for the refs performance, it wasn't terrible, but it wasn't good either. They made some bad calls, but none of the calls really determined the outcome of the game IMO. Hats off to the C...
by RumpleForeskin
Sun Feb 01, 2009 8:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Surf City Half-Marathon
Replies: 10
Views: 1594

Re: Surf City Half-Marathon

Wanted to run under 1 hour 45 minutes today my 45th birthday. Ran about 50 seconds over. Rather than go Toddowen, I'll celebrate the occasion with family, friends, food, and beer. If I recall correctly, NorNev was a marathoner. Any of you fellow fatasses ('sup R-Jack) lace 'em up any more and pound...
by RumpleForeskin
Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm living in fear for my life
Replies: 31
Views: 2687

Re: I'm living in fear for my life

Todd, as PSU suggested, you should make a desperate attempt at smoozing Charmaine with some suet, suet love. If you need some pointers on how to handle a hog of her girth, give me a buzz.
by RumpleForeskin
Thu Jan 29, 2009 6:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Welcome to T1B Jeopardy!
Replies: 30
Views: 1676

Re: Welcome to T1B Jeopardy!

Rack MGO.

Looks like my boy received the same kind of participation from Dins and mvscal as I did when they were on T1b Squares
by RumpleForeskin
Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:26 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: So I'm decking my attic
Replies: 46
Views: 1683

Re: So I'm decking my attic

UofH needed a posession receiver and they got one in 6'6" Willie Jefferson. They also have reloaded on the o-line. The offense should be one of the best in the country next season, but the defense is still the missing link.
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mandatory reading for everybody
Replies: 26
Views: 1867

Re: Mandatory reading for everybody

That may be true, but don't go selling your top heavy muff brow face short. Shit mang, the upper half of your mug could probably double as 1970's porn puss.
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mandatory reading for everybody
Replies: 26
Views: 1867

Re: Mandatory reading for everybody

I thought that was Rumps spelunking his way through his woman on Friday night. Don't worry 'bout a thing, Mgo. Once I'm finished with the machete, I'll lend it to your female companion so she can teach you some basic grooming techniques. She'll probably recommend a look for you that doesn't portray...
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Goober McTuber/Screw Michigan War
Replies: 21
Views: 1132

Re: The Goober McTuber/Screw Michigan War

I, for one, can't stand Gobbles or SM. However, SM is much more annoying than Gobbles on his worst day.

PM Deciders

routing#, acct#, and wire instructions is on its way.
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:53 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: PETA: Michael Vick needs a brain scan
Replies: 4
Views: 661

Re: PETA: Michael Vick needs a brain scan

Blackened sea kitten served over white rice with a nice glass of sauvignon blanc sound really good right now.
by RumpleForeskin
Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:40 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: So I'm decking my attic
Replies: 46
Views: 1683

Re: So I'm decking my attic

Lefty, The area I decked is over the entire garage. I guess insulation wasn't required to be covered when they built it (2003). I hired an independent inspector to comb the house before move in back in Feb '04 and he found some flaws that the builder fixed for us before we moved in, but nothing was ...
by RumpleForeskin
Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:52 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: So I'm decking my attic
Replies: 46
Views: 1683

Re: So I'm decking my attic

No basements down here in Houston because the water table is too high. Jon, Indy is right. I had to take a bunch of boxes down from the attic that was just strategically placed across beams, but the shit just kept piling up. It cost me about $200 to deck the whole thing and that is including the saw...
by RumpleForeskin
Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:33 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: So I'm decking my attic
Replies: 46
Views: 1683

Re: So I'm decking my attic

Finished. The Equipment: http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/1244/skilsawba9.jpg http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/2876/jignl0.jpg The Job: http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/1409/attic2xs1.jpg http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/561/attic5jl4.jpg http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/6334/attic4bb6.jpg...
by RumpleForeskin
Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tropic Thunder
Replies: 14
Views: 995

Re: Tropic Thunder

What kills me is that Steven Zahn runs circles around Jack Black, yet Black keeps getting the bigger and better roles.
by RumpleForeskin
Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:08 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Steelers vs. Cards
Replies: 42
Views: 2475

Steelers vs. Cards

Who you got? I'm sure everyone is looking at that Steelers D and thinking there is no chance in hell the Cardinals are going to bust through it like they did with Atlanta, Carolina, and Philly. It's okay. They weren't supposed to win any of those games, yet they are now making arrangements with thei...
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If today was your last day, who here would you run?
Replies: 19
Views: 1098

Re: If today was your last day, who here would you run?

I think Deron, R-Jack and BSmack indirectly answered SM's question and ultimately succeeded.
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:57 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: A class act.
Replies: 4
Views: 661

Re: A class act.

Dungy should get into the Canton. Dude was a great coach and handled his job with class. I'm sure the Colts will promote from within. You don't want to rock the boat with Manning running the show. Indy, however, needs a better running game and a WR with size. I think Manning's numbers would be even ...
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:43 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Billy Packer leaving CBS
Replies: 41
Views: 2190

Re: Billy Packer leaving CBS

Gus Johnson Absolutely love watching a game he does play-by-play for. I know some (sup ucant) consider his act to be over the top, but he brings a lot of excitement to March Madness AND Texans games for that matter. Dude does need to tone it down a little, but I am really into a game when he is at ...
by RumpleForeskin
Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:22 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: WTF Are We Supposed To Do Now?
Replies: 86
Views: 3227

Re: WTF Are We Supposed To Do Now?

Deck the attic in January
Extend the patio in February
Landscaping in March
Garage sale in April
Fuck around with Ubuntu in May
Extend shelves in pantry and utility room in June
Paint the master bedroom and bathroom in July
Countdown to football, baby!