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by smackaholic
Fri Jun 13, 2025 12:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wouldn't It Be Nice
Replies: 20
Views: 412

Re: Wouldn't It Be Nice

Buddy, gonna shut you down.

-sin g0d


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by smackaholic
Sun Jun 08, 2025 2:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ok MAGAs, who's the bad guy here, Musk or TACO?
Replies: 65
Views: 2719

Re: Ok MAGAs, who's the bad guy here, Musk or TACO?

Trump posing with Epstein at a party does not equal him banging 16 year olds at Pervert Island. Trump certainly was a world class whoremongerer back in the day, nobody denies that, but there is zero evidence that he went after jailbait. That's more a Clinton thing. Well, was, anyway. Anyone seen Wil...
by smackaholic
Sat Jun 07, 2025 7:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Naomi Osaka withdraws from the French Open
Replies: 275
Views: 50258

Re: Naomi Osaka withdraws from the French Open

Ant wait till golfers pick up on the idea of screaming mid swing.

Opponents swing that is.


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by smackaholic
Fri Jun 06, 2025 1:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ok MAGAs, who's the bad guy here, Musk or TACO?
Replies: 65
Views: 2719

Re: Ok MAGAs, who's the bad guy here, Musk or TACO?

No, I don’t feel stupid or even extra stupid, regarding this topic. Other topics…. What I do feel is disappointed and a bit pissed. 99% of that disappointment is aimed at Trump and the feckless Republican congress. Just once I’d like to see them act like they’re in charge. I am disappointed at Elon ...
by smackaholic
Thu Jun 05, 2025 7:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ok MAGAs, who's the bad guy here, Musk or TACO?
Replies: 65
Views: 2719

Re: Ok MAGAs, who's the bad guy here, Musk or TACO?

My biggest problem with 45 was that he didn’t cut spending a bit

I thought 47 learned a lesson.

He came out of the gate looking like he was on a mission to slash spending with Elon in charge of it. But this budget says it’s business as usual.


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by smackaholic
Fri May 30, 2025 11:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dead Lips
Replies: 18
Views: 1185

Re: Dead Lips

I was gonna go with cold lips.


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by smackaholic
Wed May 28, 2025 11:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: military history ??
Replies: 19
Views: 1241

Re: military history ??

Actually, elderly lawyers can join the military....if they're old man is politically connected. Hunter was not only accepted into the military, he was given a commission. He was a 43 year lawyer, no prior service with a documented drug problem. And nobody anywhere batted an eyelash. I would love to ...
by smackaholic
Sun May 25, 2025 11:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Myocarditis! No big surprise here
Replies: 11
Views: 809

Re: Myocarditis! No big surprise here

Exactly. I also think we have only scratched the surface of how many deaths from cancer and other diseases will be increased by these mRNA vaccines. My wife was one who took the jab as she’d be fired if she didn’t. She passed away from a nasty form of lymphoma a little over 2 years later. All of he...
by smackaholic
Sun May 25, 2025 11:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Myocarditis! No big surprise here
Replies: 11
Views: 809

Re: Myocarditis! No big surprise here

I sent the link to my daughter, who earned her PharmD and also is board certified. I simply asked "any thoughts on this?" And here is our text chat: https://i.postimg.cc/sDY0Q1SV/Screenshot-20250525-120806-Messages.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/jSJ240xd/Screenshot-20250525-120748-Messages.jpg ...
by smackaholic
Wed May 21, 2025 11:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "Dead!"
Replies: 27
Views: 2349

Re: "Dead!"

https://i.imgur.com/fi8DpSGm.jpg This is all an early sign of what is yet to come before month’s end… Mike Ditka, Former Football Coach, Heart Failure, May Fuck you. I hope your dick gets frozen to an amtrak rail and the giants use you for a tackle dummy. Hey coach. Any thoughts on Pope Bobby? Sent...
by smackaholic
Tue May 13, 2025 11:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 150th Preakness, call it!
Replies: 37
Views: 4518

Re: the 150th Preakness, call it!

Fines for using the crop 8 times?

Winner sitting out the Preakness?

Is thoroughbred racing trying to outdo MLB and NFL in the faggotry Olympics?


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by smackaholic
Tue May 13, 2025 11:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 150th Preakness, call it!
Replies: 37
Views: 4518

Re: the 150th Preakness, call it!

Why is the Derby winner not running?


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by smackaholic
Sat May 10, 2025 5:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anyone else having probs accessing this shithole?
Replies: 28
Views: 2139

Re: Anyone else having probs accessing this shithole?

Noticed the same this morning on the phone app. Laptop seems fine....so far.
by smackaholic
Fri May 09, 2025 11:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!
Replies: 63
Views: 7409

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

Knew I could count on MVS to deliver!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Too bad Grandma ain't still around to give you a good wooden spoon beatdown.

Those old dago grannies were lethal with that fukkin' wooden spoon!
by smackaholic
Fri May 09, 2025 9:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!
Replies: 63
Views: 7409

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

Did one of those a few years back. Came back english/scot/german (old man), about 45 percent dago (mom) with a few point of spanish thrown in. Grandma was Siciliana, which basically means no telling what the fukk you are since everyone from Arabia to Scandinavia wiped their dick's on Sicily's meat c...
by smackaholic
Fri May 09, 2025 9:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Retired Supreme Court Justice hates Donald Trump sooo much
Replies: 4
Views: 366

Re: Retired Supreme Court Justice hates Donald Trump sooo much

Not Daddy Bush's best pick. Made up for it with Clarence.
by smackaholic
Sat May 03, 2025 9:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Changes the new Pope should implement:
Replies: 48
Views: 14635

Re: Changes the new Pope should implement:

FiatLux wrote:Religion has a tendency to fuck people up.

-The real God
People don’t need help from religion. They’re perfectly capable of fukking up in a secular fashion.


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by smackaholic
Sat May 03, 2025 8:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Replies: 1767
Views: 768766

A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

I have been spending long hours at the Capitol because of Session. There would be a lot of people there if it was just the people working, but there's also the public and tourists there, so it is packed full. Or in other words, a big petri dish. And sure enough, I have caught something and it has k...
by smackaholic
Sat May 03, 2025 1:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drag queen faces child rape charges
Replies: 190
Views: 38945

Re: Drag queen faces child rape charges

Religion: 7* Teachers: 9* Drag queens: 1 Democrats: 2* Republicans: 4* Musician: 1* *one was LGBT also Teachers, and often ministry workers, also, are in a position where they can have access to youth. Drag queens, politicians, and musicians, generally not so much. So, I don't know that your number...
by smackaholic
Thu Apr 24, 2025 6:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Changes the new Pope should implement:
Replies: 48
Views: 14635

Re: Changes the new Pope should implement:

And the Cardinals have to stop wearing dresses. Sam thinks that makes them mentally ill. Wearing a dress doesn’t make you mentally ill. It makes you weird and likely a fag. Voluntarily mutilating yourself or artificially altering your hormones in the thought that it will make you something you aren...
by smackaholic
Mon Apr 21, 2025 2:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death pool speed round
Replies: 65
Views: 13341

Re: Death pool speed round

Speaking of Popemobiles, any guesses on the new one?

I’m guessing Escalade with spinners.

Could also be a Jeepney or maybe ‘64 Impala low rider.

Outside chance it’s an F-150.


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by smackaholic
Mon Apr 21, 2025 11:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death pool speed round
Replies: 65
Views: 13341

Re: Death pool speed round

Too bad Benny punched out a few years back.

Does the RCC allow bull pen appearances?


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by smackaholic
Mon Apr 21, 2025 10:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death pool speed round
Replies: 65
Views: 13341

Death pool speed round

About fukkin’ time.

Woulda been cool if he punched out on GF in a hold my beer moment to try to come back on Easter.


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by smackaholic
Tue Apr 08, 2025 2:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: March Madness 2025, call it!
Replies: 141
Views: 17052

Re: March Madness 2025, call it!

Congrats to the Gators. Didn’t have a dog in the fight but couldn’t help but root for the Cougars. Not sure how to explain how an UltraMAGANazifascist like me decides to root for what looks like a team from the Houston projects, but I did. Don’t tell Elon. I’d hate to be thrown out of the club. One ...
by smackaholic
Sun Apr 06, 2025 11:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: March Madness 2025, call it!
Replies: 141
Views: 17052

March Madness 2025, call it!

While the guys here in Huskyland are taking a breather, Geno is up to his old tricks. The girls are just prison raping bitches like they did in the teens. They’ll make it an even dozen this afternoon, getting a little revenge from the only time they’ve lost a final. Ohhh, and a pre-emptive fukk you ...
by smackaholic
Sun Apr 06, 2025 10:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: March Madness 2025, call it!
Replies: 141
Views: 17052

Re: March Madness 2025, call it!

Is this how you are going to act from now on? Or is this a childish phase you're going through? Childish phase for Miguel should set in by the 30s when he’ll be in a diaper in some LoCal convalescent home ranting about Trump even though we’ll be a few years into the Vance Administration. Sent from ...
by smackaholic
Sat Apr 05, 2025 8:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 6230
Views: 1517524

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

That is total 100% bullshit. It's true. Houston, Austin, San Antonio and El Paso. Very liberal. When was the last time you were in Texas? Pssst... Houston is the most international city in the country. Just a heads up. I know this because I still have a house and property there. Austin is what you ...
by smackaholic
Sat Apr 05, 2025 8:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 6230
Views: 1517524

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Believe it or not. If it weren't for Dallas and all the small towns. Texas would be more liberal than California. I shit you not. That is total 100% bullshit. It's true. Houston, Austin, San Antonio and El Paso. Very liberal. When was the last time you were in Texas? Pssst... Houston is the most in...
by smackaholic
Wed Apr 02, 2025 12:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iced Man
Replies: 19
Views: 3195

Re: Iced Man

Carson wrote:
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Wed Apr 02, 2025 4:19 am Nailed the cause of death
Nope.

Pneumonia, not cancer.
Need to get a ruling on this.

Yeah, it was pneumonia, but likely brought on by cancer.


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by smackaholic
Mon Mar 31, 2025 10:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drag queen faces child rape charges
Replies: 190
Views: 38945

Re: Drag queen faces child rape charges

What 14th amendment privileges are being threatened? Hmmmm. Probably birthright citizenship, privileges and immunities, due process, and equal protection, but there could be more. We're talking about trannies not illegal aliens. Demotards haven't been this worked up since 1865. SCOTUS will sort out...
by smackaholic
Mon Mar 31, 2025 11:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 6230
Views: 1517524

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

There is no domestic supply chain. Who's going to build it? How long will this take? Who's going to pay for it? The existing one took decades upon decades to establish. How many jobs will this create? This isn't 1955, a factory that employed 2000 people back then would employ 200 now. The whole rea...
by smackaholic
Sun Mar 30, 2025 3:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drag queen faces child rape charges
Replies: 190
Views: 38945

Re: Drag queen faces child rape charges

Actually Sam makes a valid point, and I stand corrected. Being a drag queen is an action, something that a person does, and not a characteristic that you are born with. An action that only a small fraction does. Similarly, only a small fraction are librarians, folk singers, lacrosse players, and co...
by smackaholic
Fri Mar 28, 2025 1:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drag queen faces child rape charges
Replies: 190
Views: 38945

Re: Drag queen faces child rape charges

As has been clearly shown, there are more pedophiles who have a (R) next to their name, as compared to whatever group you are attempting to marginalize. Likewise, more church officials who are pedophiles than them as well. That’s a ludicrous statement, Chip. It's beyond ludicrous. Would that make i...
by smackaholic
Thu Mar 27, 2025 10:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drag queen faces child rape charges
Replies: 190
Views: 38945

Re: Drag queen faces child rape charges

Surely there are photos somewhere, but I don't have any. I would have posted it if I had it. Still have funny memories of going shopping with the costume designer to try to find women's heels that would fit my size 14 foot. Never found some, so they added to the length of the heel strap to make it ...
by smackaholic
Thu Mar 27, 2025 10:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drag queen faces child rape charges
Replies: 190
Views: 38945

Re: Drag queen faces child rape charges

Good, they belong in prison. Still not a drag queen. I take it you don’t think drag queens are mentally ill? Well, I do not personally know any current ones, but my guess is that some of them are, but most of them are not. I certainly do not think that all drag queens are mentally ill. The same typ...
by smackaholic
Tue Mar 25, 2025 4:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Yeah, and people in hell want icewater.
Replies: 13
Views: 2367

Yeah, and people in hell want icewater.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/luigi-mangione-wants-a-laptop-in-jail-while-he-awaits-trial-in-killing-of-unitedhealthcare-ceo/ar-AA1BCjwR?ocid=TobArticle Poor Luigi wants his laptop, huh? There are some kids out there that want their dad, but they can't have him because you pumped a few rounds in...
by smackaholic
Mon Mar 24, 2025 11:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: George Foreman: Grilled
Replies: 11
Views: 2505

Re: George Foreman: Grilled

Actually, the best title would have been...

DOWN GOES FOREMAN!!!! DOWN GOES FOREMAN!!!
by smackaholic
Sun Mar 23, 2025 10:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Songs that need to be played at 11.
Replies: 21
Views: 3608

Re: Songs that need to be played at 11.

Unchained, VH needs to be turned up to at least 12.


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by smackaholic
Sun Mar 23, 2025 5:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Songs that need to be played at 11.
Replies: 21
Views: 3608

Re: Songs that need to be played at 11.

Mikey wrote:“Ode to Joy” from Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony.

“The House is Rockin’” by SRV
My SRV pick would be Crossfire.

Good pick with OTJ. Plenty of Wagner falls into that category also.


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by smackaholic
Sun Mar 23, 2025 3:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Songs that need to be played at 11.
Replies: 21
Views: 3608

Songs that need to be played at 11.

Out here putzing around in the garage listening to 2112. Half way through Temples of Syrinx, I realized I need to up my garage hifi game. Listening to this through Bluetooth car stereo just doesn’t cut it. Geddy’s screaming and Alex’s guitar part on this just has to be played at levels that will cau...