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make it a sam adams light and I'll give you a big Amen, brotha.

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genie makes a good point. dins rants about "freedom from religion". show me where there are christians proposing mandatory church attendance or anything close to it. they just are a little pissed about the fact that the antireligion nazis want to make it illegal to have any mention of reli...

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Taint wrote:Ever work with one of them crazy black bitches that flew off the handle at anything? Every rant would end up like this:

how the fukk does that end up in the US congress?

I'LLWHUPYOMUTHAFUCKINASS!!!

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You have to give him... something? Isn't livin' in bama kinda funny? I can't stop laughing at an "Auburn" education. It's gotta be the JC version of Bama' m2 god, what an ignernt spamming twat you are. Bama is the state school. It don't take much to get in. Less if your 40 time is low eno...

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and I don't know who sings it and what the name of the song is.. HELP ME PLEASE!! The name of the song is "Hep', and it was a big hit for The Beatles in the 1960's.... a rip off of a Bo Diddly dity I forget the all of the words, but it went something like: "hep me if ya can I'z feelin dow...

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By no means do I intend to devalue the fortitude, courage and sacrifice of U.S. Warriors. But warriors of all nations earn that same respect. The winning armies of the U.S. i.e. the Union in the Civil War through today have probably the best supply chain and logistical support network than any othe...

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whenever some shit song gets stuck in my head, I purge it with 2112 (live version from all the world's a stage). Only trouble is, I end up yelling at the whistling punk in the audience who thinks he's in a duet with Alex.

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have you checked out a falafel stand yet. there is no better middle of the night drunk munchie than a falafel.

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My father in law spilling his pickle juice in the back (man, that smelled for months!) any of your sons take dates out in that thing? If so, I suspect dad's ain't the only pickle juice stinkin it up. Wish they had minivans when I was in high school. A '69 catalina wagon served well enough, though.

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..and she should be put in charge of enforcing it. This is how a proper woman ought to carry herself. Just fucking dazzling... http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/content/pic3091.jpg http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/content/pic3092.jpg I'm in pain here. Gawd, I sometimes miss my ex wife... some of...

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lts trn 2, I see now. Had the Iraqi army simply decided to participate it would have been a real war. Gawd, you suck out loud. The Iraqi army was real. It was the 4th largest army on the planet. It had years of practice with the Iranians and lots of hardware. Problem is, it was seriously outclassed ...

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terry, as an attorney, you should know when you've been had. you made the ridiculous statement that all creationist whackos are republican or words to that effect. mvscal called you on it and all you've done for about 30 pages now is backpeddle and divert. I hope you aren't a trial lawyer. You could...

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sil,

wastin' your time, man. trying to bring reason to a conversation with annie concerning, well, damn near anything, is a lost cause.

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Contrary to the John Wayne myth of American military prowess and its core of the Essential American Character, America has NEVER really been inclined towards war or, much less, really prepared to fight. On the ground, anyway. Every single war we've entered--usually dragged--we've hurridly sent untr...

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dins, Ifyou swing like fatboy and you have lower back trouble, you are a maroooon. Bac in '85, I was playing the most frequent and bestest golf of my life, thanks to insanely cheap, navy course greens fees. I would regularly break 80. Anyway, I used to play with this senior chief who had a bad back....

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another shit m2 thread.

sin,

nobody

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Uncle Fester wrote:I stopped reading after seeing that avatard.

It's just kinda...

-mesmarizing...

more like...mammarizing or maybe mesmammarizing.

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Wrong city, Dins. No cowboy hats. No dinner plate belt buckles. We're Sacramento, not Arbuckle. You'll find more cowboy hats and big ass belt buckles on any given night in San Francisco ("Brokedick Mountain" night at Club Felch & Network) than you'll ever see in a lifetime living in S...

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I have been to SF. It is beautiful. Most beautiful? Stupid question. Eye of the beholder, dumbass. What makes a city, a city? Lot's of people stuffed into a small area and big buildings. So does SF have the most beautiful people? Pfffttt. How 'bout big buildings and architechture? Double pffftttt. I...

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I expected to see something about al finally going completely nuts and doing porn.

may god have mercy on poor lil' kermit's soul. and please god, hoew 'bout a lightning bolt for that ass hat holding him up in the bed pan.

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They have penises. White penises.

guilty. court adjourned.

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Bad fucking fuckheaded owners, who suck dick for crack rocks on the train tracks, and eat poo with a fucking spoon, and suck dick, and fingerfuck their grandmother when they think she has a dime stashed in her pussy, and suck dick, and pretty much just suck dick. Sin, Blazerfan :lol: :lol: I may ha...

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crooked NY cops?

who'd a thunk it?

must be a slow news day's, eh al?

do tell us more about your chief shagger, though.

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It's a well-known fact that terrorists pass information over the internet whilst masquerading as sex-crazed 14 year-old girls. The man was only doing his job. It's Political Correctness gone mad. You're a fucking idiot. Perhaps. But, at least he is an idiot with a sense of humor and writing skills.

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yeah, only a tool would use phillips heads.

do you recommend fine or coarse thread?

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I live in that dude's hometown, or right next to it, anyway. I am told that his nephew or cousin or something or other used to own my house.

Guess this makes me famous.

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Shouldn't you be out on your bike, helping in the search for quadrevion and purvis?

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The Doors that open to brick walls, the chimneys that don't go all the way to the top (to trick the Evil ghosts.. because evil ghosts are dumb!). The trap doors, the rooms that have no visible doors... It's an awesome place and a must see while in San Jose, California!! what a stupid cunt. Obviousl...

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how 'bout coonass?

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allright, you closet AI watching faggits, here I am again. come and get it. just finished watching that "nauwwty little minx" kelly. dayum. somebody in here had a thread last week about some little skank turning 18. they reasoned that if you lust after anything under 18, yer a ped. well, y...

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a little loose with the racks tonight, arent ya, mike? gotta make them work for them a little.

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guilty as charged. i am a cheap bastid. so, looks like printing it and mailing it is the way to go then.

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I've done my taxes online the past few years with aledged free software. Seems you alway end up paying something for extra features or to file your state form. Any recommendations for a cheap fukker would be appreciated. I've received the usual spam from taxACT and turbotax and prolly a few others I...

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artie has to be better than ever, since his sucking worse than before is pretty much impossible. bring back stuttering john, and I might consider a subscription

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First off, a sonobuoy doesn't detect magnetic fields, a MAD boom does. It works pretty well with aircraft because you can hang the boom below the craft where it's own magnetic field doesn't bother it. This don't work too good with surface/sub crafts. Secondly, everybody knows Natalee is in the dunes...

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even though that ruskkie torpedo is flying through a layer of bubbles, it created, that doesn't change the fact that it's still gotta push a lot of water out of the way in a hurry. and it is extremely noisy. so, i guess it might be somewhat effective against a large surface ship, but, there is no wa...

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they probably figured, "wow, we done drove into the river. good thing we got us one of them indestructable SUVs."

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I'm no submarine expert and I didn't even stay at that hotel that's 'sposed to make you smart, but, I am in a submarine type reserve unit chock full of fukkers that have been there and done that aboard a sub. So, from being around these fukkers I have learned a thing or two about subs. So, here's th...

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question.

is it possible to determine though a medical exam, the difference between getting raped and just fukked real good?

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jeeebus kayriiiist socal, where'd you get that avatard? how the hell does she stand up? gotta be a wytch yob.

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tonight's AI pileon thread.

what's the best free tax software?