Search found 2009 matches

by Ken
Sat Apr 20, 2024 3:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-20-24
Replies: 9
Views: 267

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-20-24

Sitting at a bar, vodka cocktail in front of me, in Charlotte Airport awaiting my connecting flight to Tampa. Spending the next 6 days on Treasure Island relaxing, fishing off the back dock whenever I feel like it, and having afternoon cocktails.

Enjoy your weekend, everyone.
by Ken
Wed Apr 17, 2024 12:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 64
Views: 2214

Re: Masters Contest 2024

Roux wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2024 12:28 am Poptart, would you be so kind as to post a map of the flat earth? Thanks
Good luck w/that. He has repeatedly stated that he doesn't know what the map of flat earth looks like. He only makes presumptions.
by Ken
Wed Apr 17, 2024 12:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 64
Views: 2214

Re: Masters Contest 2024

Second comment- Of course the water, including oceans, lakes streams, etc are 'clinging' :meds: to the sphere that is earth. Of course? Of course not . Everyone should know that water does not behave in the fantastical ways globe zealots assure us it does. Post your science experiment to back up th...
by Ken
Tue Apr 16, 2024 1:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 64
Views: 2214

Re: Masters Contest 2024

Second comment- Of course the water, including oceans, lakes streams, etc are 'clinging' :meds: to the sphere that is earth. Of course? Of course not . Everyone should know that water does not behave in the fantastical ways globe zealots assure us it does. Post your science experiment to back up th...
by Ken
Tue Apr 16, 2024 12:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 64
Views: 2214

Re: Masters Contest 2024

I think there's universal agreement on Screw Michigan being the dumbest motherfucker on this interwebs discussion forum. And that's really saying something considering we have a flat earther and a guy who still sends his pre-pubescent boys to Scouts USA. "Flat earthers" are by far more cu...
by Ken
Mon Apr 15, 2024 9:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 64
Views: 2214

Re: Masters Contest 2024

You may want to re-read the thread, dick-hole. While I think KCdave is a complete douche, he is obviously totally in your head. Return to fucking yourself and your rudimentary ways of feeding yourself (air fryer suggestions :lol: :lol: :lol: ) Wait, what? You're trotting out 'air fryer' smack think...
by Ken
Mon Apr 15, 2024 1:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 64
Views: 2214

Re: Masters Contest 2024

Please note also, that filthy cheater who keeps complaining about the rules would not have won even with his filthy cheating ways. Wow, Dave fucking up yet another game someone else volunteers to run? You don't say. You may want to re-read the thread, dick-hole. While I think KCdave is a complete d...
by Ken
Sun Apr 14, 2024 5:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Air Fryers
Replies: 5
Views: 216

Re: Air Fryers

scotchnh2o wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2024 4:41 pm Love our NINJA FOODI SP100
Have you done wings in them and if so, how?
by Ken
Sun Apr 14, 2024 4:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Air Fryers
Replies: 5
Views: 216

Re: Air Fryers

Good info, thanks.
by Ken
Sun Apr 14, 2024 1:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Air Fryers
Replies: 5
Views: 216

Air Fryers

Looking for suggestions, specifically for wings . Mind you, I have been totally against these things as I much prefer a deep fry if done properly. But now, it's come to the point to where I'm sick and fucking tired of cleaning my deep fryer every month or so. Such a pain in the ass. Hell, I haven't ...
by Ken
Mon Apr 08, 2024 11:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 64
Views: 2214

Re: Masters Contest 2024

Hideki Matsuyama 2500
Sepp Straka 15,000
by Ken
Mon Apr 08, 2024 7:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The April 8th Eclipse
Replies: 21
Views: 659

Re: The April 8th Eclipse

That was one of the most weirdly exciting things I've ever witnessed. I was in the path of 98.8% totality at 3:17PM EST. Starting at 3PM, I sat on the back patio, cig and a beer in hand, and watched it slowly, oddly darken outside. At 3:17, I could have sworn it was dusk. Just can't explain how odd ...
by Ken
Mon Apr 08, 2024 12:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: any home baristas here?
Replies: 21
Views: 602

Re: any home baristas here?

kcdave wrote: Mon Apr 08, 2024 12:12 am Mr. Coffee.
I make an 8 cup pot every morning for myself.
I use only one flat (NOT ROUNDED) scoop total.
Not exactly black coffee. About the color of tea.
Wow... overwhelmingly interesting info there. Good stuff, dave. Keep bringin' it.
by Ken
Fri Mar 29, 2024 10:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Opening day.
Replies: 18
Views: 415

Re: Opening day.

The Padres had only six wins last year where they were behind going into the seventh inning. I think that was the worst in MLB. They now have one in their first three games. Didn't know triple-headers were now a thing. Boy, that's gotta be a bear for the managers. The Padres started their season la...
by Ken
Fri Mar 29, 2024 4:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Opening day.
Replies: 18
Views: 415

Re: Opening day.

Mikey wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2024 3:45 pm The Padres had only six wins last year where they were behind going into the seventh inning. I think that was the worst in MLB. They now have one in their first three games.
Didn't know triple-headers were now a thing. Boy, that's gotta be a bear for the managers.
by Ken
Tue Mar 26, 2024 10:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Insane Lottery games $$$
Replies: 14
Views: 559

Re: Insane Lottery games $$$

Megamillions draw tomorrow has a top prize of $1.1 BILLION (yes--with a B) and tonight's Powerball is $900 Million. With that amount of money at stake, I hope the FTC or whatever agency is responsible for oversight is keeping a close watch. Remember the McDonald's game fix and that was only $24 mil...
by Ken
Sun Mar 24, 2024 9:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Shit That's Blooming Now
Replies: 6
Views: 238

Re: Shit That's Blooming Now

Oh and btw, Mikey- you should look into some other items for your gardens tailored for your area. There has been a significant amount of breeding in Anigozanthos (Kangaroo Paws), Agastache, and Salvia greggii. All will do quite well in your climate, especially the Anigozanthos. There are some excell...
by Ken
Sun Mar 24, 2024 9:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Shit That's Blooming Now
Replies: 6
Views: 238

Re: Shit That's Blooming Now

Just returned from the Monterey area a couple days ago. Yes, the flowers are starting to hit their stride. Not much Ceonothus in the area, but I do miss seeing it even if just along the roadsides. Once you get a bit further south into the central coast (Lompoc, Santa Barbara), it is much more preval...
by Ken
Sun Mar 24, 2024 9:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-23-24
Replies: 8
Views: 393

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-23-24

Returned from a biz trip to California very late Friday night. Still trying to get back onto EST, although I certainly didn't help the endeavor by sleeping until 11AM yesterday and 10AM today. That will forcibly change tomorrow as it is back to work with a drive to the Queen City, Cincinnati, to mak...
by Ken
Thu Mar 14, 2024 12:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Super Bloom
Replies: 28
Views: 746

Re: Super Bloom

overtake anyone or be overtaken. Why do you hate America? Anyways, the wildflowers of California at this time of year can be spectacular. Nice work, Mikey. I especially love the California Poppies in the springtime. Work usually takes me to the central coast region around this time of year and I al...
by Ken
Sun Mar 10, 2024 8:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-9-24
Replies: 24
Views: 563

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-9-24

Screw_Michigan wrote: Sun Mar 10, 2024 12:16 pm
Ken wrote: Sat Mar 09, 2024 11:31 pm Did NOTHING other than aim a bb-gun at a few dogs being walked.
Dude...
You actually thought I was serious? Holy fuck. Yes, I can't stand dogs but certainly wouldn't stoop to the level of voluntarily injuring them.
Thanks for nipping at the bait though.
by Ken
Sun Mar 10, 2024 8:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-9-24
Replies: 24
Views: 563

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-9-24

https://i.postimg.cc/mZ8LLCtf/20240310-124334.jpg An incredible variation on Eggs Benedict for brunch. Poached eggs on artichoke hearts on a bed of creamed spinach topped with fried oysters, caviar, and Hollandaise sauce. Wish I could say that I made it, but this is from a restaurant. While that lo...
by Ken
Sat Mar 09, 2024 11:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-9-24
Replies: 24
Views: 563

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-9-24

Totally relaxing day today. Complete crap weather here in the 'burgh today so I sat on my ass. Did NOTHING other than aim a bb-gun at a few dogs being walked. Also, wasted 3 hrs watching the Pens suck out loud, again. We'll see if Pitt BBall can pull off a win vs. NC State in a bit but will likely r...
by Ken
Fri Mar 08, 2024 1:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dem Cities Cracking Down on Crime
Replies: 22
Views: 489

Re: Dem Cities Cracking Down on Crime

Dominantly, you fucking 2nd coming of Kierland. Majority is the proper terminology. Butchered any dogs lately? Sure, 'dominant' was also grammatically proper, but not within the obvious context of d-5teamsMike's post. You fucked up... admit it. Nah, haven't butchered any dogs lately, or ever. I've ...
by Ken
Fri Mar 08, 2024 12:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dem Cities Cracking Down on Crime
Replies: 22
Views: 489

Re: Dem Cities Cracking Down on Crime

Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 12:41 am
d-townmike wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2024 8:58 pm The common denominator with the above chart? A dominate black population with all those cities
Dominant, you fucking racist mongoloid.
Dominantly, you fucking 2nd coming of Kierland.
by Ken
Fri Mar 08, 2024 12:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dem Cities Cracking Down on Crime
Replies: 22
Views: 489

Re: Dem Cities Cracking Down on Crime

FiatLux wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2024 10:16 pm This is why we laugh at you Trumpers.
I seriously have NO idea why you (and others) continuously paint Sam as a Trumper. He has repeatedly made it abundantly clear that he dislikes Trump. The only reason I can come up with is that, well... you are a fucking idiot.
by Ken
Wed Mar 06, 2024 11:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Neighborhood Pets
Replies: 28
Views: 693

Re: Neighborhood Pets

Sudden Sam wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2024 11:36 pm Well this has deteriorated to a rather depressing level.

Of course there are shitty dogs, but jeez, guys, let’s not relegate them all to gator feed.
Okay, then I'm good with relegating them all to Mikey running them over rather than gator prey.
by Ken
Wed Mar 06, 2024 11:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Neighborhood Pets
Replies: 28
Views: 693

Re: Neighborhood Pets

By 'sick', do you mean, 'Dude, that was totally sick!' or 'Hey man, you feeling ok? You look pale.'? Sick in the head. What kind of sick fuck wants dogs murdered by gators? I get not jiving with America's new "I can bring my dog anywhere" attitude to dog rearing, but wanting gators to eat...
by Ken
Wed Mar 06, 2024 10:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Neighborhood Pets
Replies: 28
Views: 693

Re: Neighborhood Pets

By 'sick', do you mean, 'Dude, that was totally sick!' or 'Hey man, you feeling ok? You look pale.'? Sick in the head. What kind of sick fuck wants dogs murdered by gators? I get not jiving with America's new "I can bring my dog anywhere" attitude to dog rearing, but wanting gators to eat...
by Ken
Wed Mar 06, 2024 9:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Neighborhood Pets
Replies: 28
Views: 693

Re: Neighborhood Pets

Screw_Michigan wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2024 9:44 pm
Ken wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2024 9:41 pm Good. I hope they attack and death spiral every neighborhood dog into the adjacent pond.
You are sick
By 'sick', do you mean, 'Dude, that was totally sick!' or 'Hey man, you feeling ok? You look pale.'?
by Ken
Wed Mar 06, 2024 9:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Neighborhood Pets
Replies: 28
Views: 693

Re: Neighborhood Pets

Good. I hope they attack and death spiral every neighborhood dog into the adjacent pond.
by Ken
Mon Feb 26, 2024 11:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anti-Muslim ?
Replies: 24
Views: 633

Re: Anti-Muslim ?

https://i.snipboard.io/5rqSLw.jpg Dogs need to be on a leash unless in their owner’s enclosed property or a fenced dog park. EOS. And next time I hear the words “fur baby” I may resort to some kind of violence myself. Oooooh, Mikey and I may be on the same page about something. I can't stand the 'd...
by Ken
Sat Feb 17, 2024 6:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 2-17-24
Replies: 29
Views: 1025

Re: Weekend Roll Call 2-17-24

Relaxing 3-day weekend for me. Just started a fire in the fireplace. Will watch some PGA, Genesis Open this afternoon, then get ready for my son, daughter-in-law and grandkids to come over for dinner. Simple this eve- breakfast for dinner. Scrambled eggs, ham, cinnamon rolls, and pancakes. Sometimes...
by Ken
Sun Jan 28, 2024 5:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 1-27-24
Replies: 28
Views: 1343

Re: Weekend Roll Call 1-27-24

Monterey, CA for an industry conference this weekend. Been about 10 yrs since I've been here and it is still as I remembered... awesome. Found a nice 'divish' local bar and enjoyed chatting with a local about hockey, among many other things. Was sure to buy him a round before I left even though he i...
by Ken
Sun Jan 14, 2024 11:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wildcard Weekend Roll Call 1-13-24
Replies: 32
Views: 55696

Re: Wildcard Weekend Roll Call 1-13-24

Fuck the NFL, go Blues! Oh, a Blues fan now. How surprising. How long did it take for you to remove your framed Avalanche jersey from the wall and replace with a Blues one? If/when I ever move from the 'burgh, I'll ALWAYS be a Pens fan. Move to Philly? Fuck the Flyers. Move to Nashville? Fuck the P...
by Ken
Sat Jan 13, 2024 8:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wildcard Weekend Roll Call 1-13-24
Replies: 32
Views: 55696

Re: Wildcard Weekend Roll Call 1-13-24

Fuck the NFL, go Blues! Oh, a Blues fan now. How surprising. How long did it take for you to remove your framed Avalanche jersey from the wall and replace with a Blues one? If/when I ever move from the 'burgh, I'll ALWAYS be a Pens fan. Move to Philly? Fuck the Flyers. Move to Nashville? Fuck the P...
by Ken
Thu Jan 04, 2024 2:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bowls
Replies: 55
Views: 411722

Re: Bowls

mvscal wrote: Thu Jan 04, 2024 1:52 am
Screw_Michigan wrote: Wed Jan 03, 2024 12:52 am
kcdave wrote: Wed Jan 03, 2024 12:40 am fellow NAPA's
What's a NAPA?
An auto parts franchise operation. National Automotive Parts Association. They've been around forever. Surprised you never heard of them. Oh, yeah...I forgot. You don't have a car.
Well played, mv.
Stay down, screwy.
by Ken
Tue Jan 02, 2024 12:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rank these "grannies"
Replies: 14
Views: 40418

Re: Rank these "grannies"

#2 would certainly get my attention (and my penis'). Would absolutely crush that.
by Ken
Fri Dec 22, 2023 9:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 12-16-23
Replies: 14
Views: 19847

Re: Weekend Roll Call 12-16-23

Nice job, Rumps. Trying to convince my parents to do a prime rib roast for Christmas. Why don't you just tell them that you're bringing one to roast? Seems simple to me. Are you bringing your laundry to their house also? The grocery store earlier was a total shitshow... which I expected. Went to gr...
by Ken
Fri Dec 22, 2023 12:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Never Go Full Retard
Replies: 34
Views: 100347

Re: Never Go Full Retard

Fucking hell... is this asswipe back?
Just as this place was on an uptick... down the drain again.