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by MadRussian
Sat May 07, 2011 5:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who's dome are you in?
Replies: 143
Views: 7848

Re: Who's dome are you in?

Most liberals and retards at every board.
by MadRussian
Sat May 07, 2011 5:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I lost it at a bank today
Replies: 37
Views: 2203

Re: I lost it at a bank today

We all know you're lying anyway because you're a chickenshit pussy and after three wrong PIN entries, they eat your card . True Push the basket of lotion and cocks out of your way and read what was posted in response to that: Plus its kind of hard to suck in a card when you are swiping it and barel...
by MadRussian
Sat May 07, 2011 5:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I lost it at a bank today
Replies: 37
Views: 2203

Re: I lost it at a bank today

I thiink they actually DID get in once(? hard to see), So it was too difficult to even see if they were able to swipe their card correctly but.............................. They were so fucking stupid they were using the English menu when a Spanish one was available :x :x .............................
by MadRussian
Fri May 06, 2011 10:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I lost it at a bank today
Replies: 37
Views: 2203

Re: I lost it at a bank today

Aaaand IF the lines inside teh bank were long as heck????
by MadRussian
Fri May 06, 2011 10:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I lost it at a bank today
Replies: 37
Views: 2203

Re: I lost it at a bank today

Too bad they didn't spit in your face nor call the police and have you arrested for taking their card and throwing it across the lawn. We all know you're lying anyway because you're a chickenshit pussy and after three wrong PIN entries, they eat your card. Try again next time, you racist pile of sh...
by MadRussian
Fri May 06, 2011 9:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I lost it at a bank today
Replies: 37
Views: 2203

I lost it at a bank today

I was heading about an hour away to a job, and wanted to swing into an ATM at my Bank to grab some pocket money as I was out. I pulled up and there was an obviously illegal wetback mid 30s couple at the ATM. I stood behind them and looked at my phone time. 12:34 It was glaringly obvious they were st...
by MadRussian
Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's embarassing confession time.
Replies: 68
Views: 2001

Re: It's embarassing confession time.

Goober McTuber wrote:To be honest, Whitey, shaving is for poseurs. Brazilian waxing is the way to go.

Pull your skirt down, your homo is showing.
by MadRussian
Sat Apr 09, 2011 4:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!)there are badasses, and then there is (!)
Replies: 48
Views: 2911

Re: (!)there are badasses, and then there is (!)

Rack Rooster.
LTS trn is still as big a tard as ever I see.
by MadRussian
Sat Apr 09, 2011 3:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: [KC Scott]New Ride{/KC Scott]
Replies: 102
Views: 4633

Re: [KC Scott]New Ride{/KC Scott]

Plus it's not reasonable to expect Rumplec'oog's to bike back and forth to work every day. Not just because she's fat but because she's obviously too high maintenance, since she demands a brand new SUV for a 7 mile commute. I'm surprised I would have to point this out to a married man like BSmack, ...
by MadRussian
Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Software enhancements for T1B
Replies: 79
Views: 3579

Re: Software enhancements for T1B

Show me where I've ever gone RtS on either of you. Here ya go you fat tranny http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=36817&p=702790&hilit=Rick#p702790 http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=28058&p=516009&hilit=Rick#p516009 'twas a weekly thing way...
by MadRussian
Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: [KC Scott]New Ride{/KC Scott]
Replies: 102
Views: 4633

Re: [KC Scott]New Ride{/KC Scott]

Dinsdale wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I always look to deranged board misfits with a history of ax grinding

Then they hang the freshly-honed ax on their wall.



Image

YUMMY
by MadRussian
Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: [KC Scott]New Ride{/KC Scott]
Replies: 102
Views: 4633

Re: [KC Scott]New Ride{/KC Scott]

It was more the point of buying brand new. You could have paid 20k less and gotten something that would do the same job with the same nameplate and "fun"factor had you spent a little time researching used vehicles. I can see buying brand new if you're going to rack up the miles, but for t...
by MadRussian
Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Julian Assange--Hero and World Patriot
Replies: 77
Views: 1737

Re: Julian Assange--Hero and World Patriot

Uh..Clinton is a sociopath rapist who rammed through the catastrophic NAFTA before freeing the international Zio-gangster Marc Rich. You're walking around in a coal mine. Wake the fuck up... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMf0uzT4woc And why is Assange's revelations putting anyone in harm's way? Ye...
by MadRussian
Sun Oct 24, 2010 1:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: CALLING OUT "THE JON"
Replies: 26
Views: 2086

Re: CALLING OUT "THE JON"

R-Jack wrote:Not sure how it's done in your shithole, but a guy getting his dick sucked by a guy is pretty fucking gay everywhere else in the free world.

Prison gay is still gay you rainbow farting felch-monkey.
RACK
by MadRussian
Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Time to "man up" Admins. Do the right thing and...
Replies: 48
Views: 1993

Re: Time to "man up" Admins. Do the right thing and...

Goober McTuber wrote:
Uh, I've seen her photos. That's a man, baby.
:meds: :meds: :meds: delusional tub of cellulite, its your supressed homosexual desires manifesting themselves if you think she looks like a man :lol:
by MadRussian
Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The "real" Iran war report.
Replies: 35
Views: 932

Re: The "real" Iran war report.

Is that they certainly dont need anyone to "hold their jacket" to take decisive action :?
by MadRussian
Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Our Options in Iraq
Replies: 56
Views: 1144

Re: Our Options in Iraq

So...what exactly did we achieve in Iraq? I need your answer by 5:00pm est We 86'd the prime shit disturber in the region. We secured our oil supply in Kuwait and Saudi Arabia from further interference. Now, rather than a openly hostile regime in Iraq, we have a reasonably well inclined Arab state ...
by MadRussian
Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The "real" Iran war report.
Replies: 35
Views: 932

Re: The "real" Iran war report.

Uhhh Israel HAS taken out reactors before, just fyi
by MadRussian
Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Any Any Global Warming Denialists Still Crawling Around?
Replies: 138
Views: 3704

Re: Any Any Global Warming Denialists Still Crawling Around?

Try and move the goalposts all you want. Run false dichotomy smack all you want. The turbine is made from and old Tractor. If you really are dumb enough to run 'bikes are bad for the planet because they are made out of Al' smack than it probably is not just your kid who is a retard. The PVC was on ...
by MadRussian
Fri Aug 13, 2010 11:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sheriff Joe - $1 Mil Bounty goes viral
Replies: 11
Views: 627

Re: Sheriff Joe - $1 Mil Bounty goes viral

Dinsdale wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:He doesn't belong in office

Yeah, it's not like he was elected over and over and over by his constituents or anything.

WILL RACK
by MadRussian
Fri Aug 13, 2010 11:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wikileaks disguised as "war propaganda"
Replies: 18
Views: 679

Re: Wikileaks disguised as "war propaganda"

LTS TRN 2 wrote:
Image

WW
Yeah, thats not photoshopped at ALL, you simplistic delusional cock snorkling faggot
by MadRussian
Fri Aug 13, 2010 11:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Squirrels Acting Badly
Replies: 8
Views: 509

Re: Squirrels Acting Badly

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Oh no, he gets what Netenyahu should get--a cell and a cot.
Netenyahu fucks your mother with a embalmed Palestenians dick.
by MadRussian
Fri Aug 13, 2010 11:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Any Any Global Warming Denialists Still Crawling Around?
Replies: 138
Views: 3704

Re: Any Any Global Warming Denialists Still Crawling Around?

The Sun Also Rises is a boring book by a total fraud. Just sayin'. You obviously haven't read the accompanying article, and remain curled in your fetal position of boring denial. Carry on, "Roach." :wink: You are so delusionally self convinced stupid, its a wonder you dont jam your dick u...
by MadRussian
Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: <G>Motor Scotter<G>
Replies: 37
Views: 1977

Re: <G>Motor Scotter<G>

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Oh, wow, another Katy-run shit troll and her band of sackless, purse-holding douchecaskets. You sure showed me.
Oh wow, you almost copied my post :meds:
all I get is a takeless pile of shit nipping at my ankles, pusfag, and his band of brownosing asskissers and ball polishers.
by MadRussian
Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: <G>Motor Scotter<G>
Replies: 37
Views: 1977

Re: <G>Motor Scotter<G>

Mighty "fierce" for being such a cock snorkling closet homo http://sports-boards.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2948029 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Good fuck. After these many years, THATS it? Pathetic, fucking limpdicked, pathetic. I came on here in hopes of finding someone who would have some g...
by MadRussian
Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: <G>Motor Scotter<G>
Replies: 37
Views: 1977

Re: <G>Motor Scotter<G>

There IKYABWAI goes...balck cock in hand... Good fuck. After these many years, THATS it? Pathetic, fucking limpdicked, pathetic. I came on here in hopes of finding someone who would have some game, and all I get is a takeless pile of shit nipping at my ankles, pusfag, and his band of brownosing ass...
by MadRussian
Tue Jun 29, 2010 12:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: <G>Motor Scotter<G>
Replies: 37
Views: 1977

Re: <G>Motor Scotter<G>

Careful Goobs, next go 'round he might call you a "takeless bitch". Perhaps you didnt notice for the balck cocks in front of your dripping, semen slicked face, but I am trying to get the fat tub of shit to lay some semblance of smack down, but it IS cute to see you rush to your boyfriends...
by MadRussian
Mon Jun 28, 2010 12:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: <G>Motor Scotter<G>
Replies: 37
Views: 1977

Re: <G>Motor Scotter<G>

Good fuck you suck balls, takeless limpdicked bitch.
I am sure everybody here believes thats as far as you read.
Its not even fun to smack someone that is this fucking pathetic, I feel like I am picking on the retarded kid at school.
by MadRussian
Mon Jun 28, 2010 12:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: <G>Motor Scotter<G>
Replies: 37
Views: 1977

Re: <G>Motor Scotter<G>

Goober McTuber wrote:
IKYABWAI. Thanks for proving my point.
Sigh.
IF that had been all I posted, but it wasn't.
But thanks for playing, ankle biting takeless bitch.
by MadRussian
Sun Jun 27, 2010 2:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 88's 2010 Vacation Summary - (Warning: Boring)
Replies: 17
Views: 685

Re: 88's 2010 Vacation Summary - (Warning: Boring)

INRAT, do a PET next time, have a take and dont suck :wink:
by MadRussian
Sun Jun 27, 2010 2:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Nation of Dumbasses
Replies: 43
Views: 1524

Re: A Nation of Dumbasses

Roach wrote:And this is why dumb ignorant people should not be allowed to vote.

IQ < 100, or jail record, or less than a HS diploma, or no habla english, no vote.



:waz:
yup
by MadRussian
Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: <G>Motor Scotter<G>
Replies: 37
Views: 1977

Re: <G>Motor Scotter<G>

Martyred wrote:
MadRussian wrote:...wrap your fist in barbed wire, and fish in your colon for gerbils...

:shock: x 1 000 000


WTF????????
http://www.google.com/search?q=faggots+ ... tartPage=1
by MadRussian
Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: <G>Motor Scotter<G>
Replies: 37
Views: 1977

Re: <G>Motor Scotter<G>

Whatever :meds: When I'm stopped at a light along side you, my bitchslap wont care what ride you're straddling. Is bitchslap the name you gave your blow up doll? Cripple fight. And now there are TWO mentally crippled tards for me to smack in this thread!!11 I see you are as pathetic and limpdicked ...
by MadRussian
Thu Jun 24, 2010 3:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: <G>Motor Scotter<G>
Replies: 37
Views: 1977

Re: <G>Motor Scotter<G>

Toddowen wrote:Whatever :meds:

When I'm stopped at a light along side you, my bitchslap wont care what ride you're straddling.

Is bitchslap the name you gave your blow up doll?
by MadRussian
Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: <G>Motor Scotter<G>
Replies: 37
Views: 1977

Re: <G>Motor Scotter<G>

For a short commute, the scooters are a lot of fun. I only have a little over five miles to work over a nice scenic road along the shoreline. The drive back home on a summer night with the smell of the sea as I go over the Niantic River bridge is exhilarating. And if there's a place around town tha...
by MadRussian
Thu Jun 24, 2010 1:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: <G>Motor Scotter<G>
Replies: 37
Views: 1977

Re: <G>Motor Scotter<G>

If ya talking 2 stroke street bikes, get one of these with an aftermarket tuned pipe...... The legendary H2 750 Kawa. http://motorbike-search-engine.co.uk/classic_bikes/1975-mach-iv.jpg http://www.usedbikeemporium.com/cgi-bin/uploads/1465.jpg http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2147/1800938320_906eb449e8...
by MadRussian
Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another little timeline
Replies: 79
Views: 8028

Re: Another little timeline

I love how people who don't have access to the admin logs know exactly what's going on. So KC Scott deleted himself, and a bunch of other posters he had no beef with? Yeah, that's reasonable. :lol: :doh: :lol: :lol: Because KC Scott deleted all the people who spoke ill of Katy -- and who she hates,...
by MadRussian
Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another little timeline
Replies: 79
Views: 8028

Re: Another little timeline

That was a serious defense? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: