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by Cult of tomas Oracle
Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Attention ASSclowns (this means YOU)
Replies: 43
Views: 3604

tomas8 wrote:wow, wow, wow! :lol:


nice troll job!

fwiw, i kinda look like that fucking monk! :shock: :lol:




Image




we are not worthy!!!!!! we are not worthy!!!!!!!!!
by Cult of tomas Oracle
Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Big Unit
Replies: 17
Views: 1221

If I were to revert to form. We'd all be blinded by the sun glaring off your forehead? Elvismonster doesn't post here. I think its because he finds the emphasis on cruelty offensive. On the subject of your stella doro stuffing self, however, allow me to extend a helping hand of understanding... was...
by Cult of tomas Oracle
Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Big Unit
Replies: 17
Views: 1221

If I were to revert to form, I'd point out that JCT finds it useless to employ the old "think about baseball" tactic to diminish a woody, since men in tight attire make his junior member stand at attention.


But I'm beyond that phase now.
by Cult of tomas Oracle
Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:14 am
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: For mellow psychedelia, check out Seksu Roba
Replies: 6
Views: 942

So I'm not the only one who said that? WELL THEN I think the people have spoken!




Billdong wrote:Lablos Duces sounds like a porn beat that i should be doing interpretive dance to



I can't help myself. I'm rather taken by the sounds women make. Sayin'.
by Cult of tomas Oracle
Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Attention ASSclowns (this means YOU)
Replies: 43
Views: 3604

How you come off is interpreted through the subjective reading of your audience. And make no mistake: when you enforce those meltdowns, well, this virtual venue is supposed to be just that, but the psychic trauma and resulting headaches are real . Your ascendency in the smack realm is the inversion ...
by Cult of tomas Oracle
Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:42 am
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: For mellow psychedelia, check out Seksu Roba
Replies: 6
Views: 942

patsy stone wrote:I like those colors.


I liked your old av better! Bring it baaaaaaaaack!
by Cult of tomas Oracle
Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:27 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: T1B's Hall Of Fame inductees...
Replies: 120
Views: 8196

hey van, could you fellate anymore posters in this thread? you must of had a hard time trying to swallow all of their loads. HEY!!! :brad: Now what the hell is wrong with you? What if a visitor from another board saw this the first thing upon opening this thread? What would he think? "DAYUM, t...
by Cult of tomas Oracle
Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Attention ASSclowns (this means YOU)
Replies: 43
Views: 3604

Van wrote:waa waaaa waaaaaaa sniffle waaaaa


Your approach is ALL WRONG. Doomsdale can be flustered with the one thing he has no answer for: be kind to him.
by Cult of tomas Oracle
Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Attention ASSclowns (this means YOU)
Replies: 43
Views: 3604

Vannie in North Mexico...we need to talk. I have no fucking idea how you've twisted it in your mind that people are ankle-biting you, or fellating you, or whatever fucking delusion you're suffering from... But you're sorely mistaken. The reason people(some more than others) jump your shit when you ...
by Cult of tomas Oracle
Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Attention ASSclowns (this means YOU)
Replies: 43
Views: 3604

I think my point is proven about Dinsdale. Wherever he posts, cruelty and invidious machinations emerge. Look at this thread: the tenuous kindness vibe was pulverized as soon as he appeared. Counter-productive identity accusations from War Wagon followed, and the message is getting lost in the scuff...
by Cult of tomas Oracle
Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Attention ASSclowns (this means YOU)
Replies: 43
Views: 3604

Don't you have some fragile egos to crush? Some self of steam to ruin? Oh, you and I will be getting to that shortly... All in due time. Your smack is as strong as any that one may encounter on the interweb. But that whole smack concept is not something I am unfamiliar with... indeed were I wrapped...
by Cult of tomas Oracle
Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 9 Days Til Vegas(?!)
Replies: 41
Views: 2760

Dinsdale wrote:
Cult of tomas Oracle wrote:it would have been cool to be nice and congratulate them on their marriage plans.

You don't really want to get me started, do you?



You don't have an off button anyway, so there's no question involved.
You bring the violence to a whole new level.
by Cult of tomas Oracle
Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What kind of crappy spam is this?
Replies: 15
Views: 1601

I've seen that too van. You're a cool dude when you wanna be. You could be a strong counterpoint to Dinsdale.
by Cult of tomas Oracle
Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Attention ASSclowns (this means YOU)
Replies: 43
Views: 3604

Of course, Evil one. I know about that, which is why I dare not opine. Don't you have some fragile egos to crush? Some self of steam to ruin? You know exactly how to manipulate the inner demons of others and you make them expand and grow. I have given up being mean (for now). But sometimes when I re...
by Cult of tomas Oracle
Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 9 Days Til Vegas(?!)
Replies: 41
Views: 2760

The question is: what do you mean by "brought to you by the letter G"?
by Cult of tomas Oracle
Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 9 Days Til Vegas(?!)
Replies: 41
Views: 2760

Answer the question, lk_Claire.



Yes Dinsdale we know you are the Emperor of the darkside and all that but instead of wielding the pimphand so heavily it would have been cool to be nice and congratulate them on their marriage plans.
by Cult of tomas Oracle
Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Attention ASSclowns (this means YOU)
Replies: 43
Views: 3604

I dare not opine about any Ruhssh related references. I would be too tempted to edge into ~saying mean things~ territory.
by Cult of tomas Oracle
Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 9 Days Til Vegas(?!)
Replies: 41
Views: 2760

What the hell are you talking about?
by Cult of tomas Oracle
Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 9 Days Til Vegas(?!)
Replies: 41
Views: 2760

You didn't do anything. That was all Dinsdale, you were just caught up in the maelstrom of entangling negativity.
by Cult of tomas Oracle
Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Attention ASSclowns (this means YOU)
Replies: 43
Views: 3604

The existence of Launch Pad-ians like LortabFungus makes being cool fukking difficult . :brad: *tries to find happy place* ...anyway, the admins can foster a culture of caring if they wanted to. tomas replies to every T&P thread he sees. Can't top that. We would do well to follow his example.
by Cult of tomas Oracle
Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: findyourspot.com
Replies: 68
Views: 3905

Terry in Crapchester wrote:Goober, you're an ass.




That's not cool dude. But there IS hope for you since I know you have shown signs of kindness in the past.

Goober is in the mold of Dinsdale and while not as effective, certainly the intent is there. Don't fall for his attempts to drag you down to his level man.
by Cult of tomas Oracle
Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 9 Days Til Vegas(?!)
Replies: 41
Views: 2760

You make people feel bad. That stuff you said about buc and katy made a chernobyl occur.


I'll keep your illin' effects at bay by trying to spread the kind of kindness practiced by tomas.
by Cult of tomas Oracle
Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Attention ASSclowns (this means YOU)
Replies: 43
Views: 3604

(GET OUT PEERLESSPRICEFAN!!!! The laughter you have caused me to convulse with is making staying in character difficult.) ~ahem~ The awful admins here make meanness the order of the day. That attitude is an impediment to liking people. tomas likes everyone, and tolerates shortcomings. He is not one ...
by Cult of tomas Oracle
Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 9 Days Til Vegas(?!)
Replies: 41
Views: 2760

Dinsdale says mean things to people far in excess of what can be considered cool. He is the best at making people feel bad about themselves. Therefore, Dinsdale is the anti-tomas {cue psycho stabbing sound effect} :shock: Judge though he may, it is not within the capabilities of Dinsdale_Pirhana to ...
by Cult of tomas Oracle
Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Attention ASSclowns (this means YOU)
Replies: 43
Views: 3604

Attention ASSclowns (this means YOU)

tomas is without a doubt THE coolest mofo to ever grace these boards. His demeanor is the standard for comparison. The more like an asshole you act, the less you have followed in his general direction. I have come to realize that this board is doooooomed. All of our messageboard souls are in for the...
by Cult of tomas Oracle
Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 9 Days Til Vegas(?!)
Replies: 41
Views: 2760

tomas likes lkpick.


You mockable sinners would do well to follow his example.