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by Rootbeer
Fri Apr 19, 2024 9:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 650
Views: 269945

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Do you choose a lot of candidates based on what the Kennedy Family is doing? It is informative to listen to those who know the candidate best, including his family. Oh you want to do that thing where we don't answer questions and just throw mud from behind our team's bench? Count me out.
by Rootbeer
Fri Apr 19, 2024 4:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 650
Views: 269945

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Roux wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2024 2:53 am His own family isn't supporting him, and is supporting President Biden.


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Mmkay. Do you choose a lot of candidates based on what the Kennedy Family is doing?
by Rootbeer
Fri Apr 19, 2024 12:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: In Memory of Dickey Betts
Replies: 36
Views: 832

Re: In Memory of Dickey Betts

Anyone who didn't expect ^that^ post from Mikey hasn't been paying attention. Once Smackie weighs in with a story about meeting Betts while working for WKMP and DMike asks if his music was better or worse than Drumline I think we can archive this sucker. When you get to a certain age, it seems like...
by Rootbeer
Thu Apr 18, 2024 11:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 650
Views: 269945

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

I like RFK Jr. He's not afraid to ask questions and say he doesn't know the answer but he's on a path to find out. That level of honesty is unique in politics. Probably because he hasn't been groomed his entire life to be a politician. He has all the right enemies. Wall Street hates him, the Militar...
by Rootbeer
Thu Apr 18, 2024 11:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: In Memory of Dickey Betts
Replies: 36
Views: 832

Re: In Memory of Dickey Betts

Anyone who didn't expect ^that^ post from Mikey hasn't been paying attention.

Once Smackie weighs in with a story about meeting Betts while working for WKMP and DMike asks if his music was better or worse than Drumline I think we can archive this sucker.
by Rootbeer
Thu Apr 18, 2024 8:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 64
Views: 2214

Re: Masters Contest 2024

Classic Cohen.
by Rootbeer
Thu Apr 18, 2024 7:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: In Memory of Dickey Betts
Replies: 36
Views: 832

Re: In Memory of Dickey Betts

I assume Tune Town's heavy rotation restrictions are on pause this weekend.

Request: 8 minute live cut of Whipping Post. Thanks.
by Rootbeer
Tue Apr 16, 2024 8:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 512
Views: 779723

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

FiatLux wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 5:41 pm Image
Those dudes look pissed. Did Cuda forget the corn nuts or something?
by Rootbeer
Fri Apr 12, 2024 4:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If the coffin don’t fit…
Replies: 41
Views: 850

Re: If the coffin don’t fit…

The Juicy Claus bit was pretty good. Merry Juicemas!
by Rootbeer
Fri Apr 12, 2024 4:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If the coffin don’t fit…
Replies: 41
Views: 850

Re: If the coffin don’t fit…

Streaming Rome on CBS Sports Radio

Who is with me? Come on, Clones. React to me!

Mikey, show me your lighting bolt!
Patty in Modesto, chuck a battery in my general direction!
by Rootbeer
Fri Apr 12, 2024 2:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You guys ever get gussied up?
Replies: 40
Views: 1114

Re: You guys ever get gussied up?

Looks great, Left Seater. I like the cut of your jib. You and I could hang out.

Props for posting pics of your face. I don't trust any of these mutants with my pics. Except bbqjones. I'll send jonesy an attachment, knowing he won't be able to open it, ha!
by Rootbeer
Fri Apr 12, 2024 2:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3274
Views: 722059

Re: Doom

Softball Bat wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:45 am What are we looking at here?

Doom?
Did all yer moms go on a cruise together and sun their taints at the same time?
by Rootbeer
Fri Apr 12, 2024 12:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If the coffin don’t fit…
Replies: 41
Views: 850

Re: If the coffin don’t fit…

We're all tuning in to Jeem Rome tomorrow, right?
by Rootbeer
Thu Apr 11, 2024 10:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: In This Thread Rootbeer Answers Your Automotive Questions
Replies: 90
Views: 181171

Re: In This Thread Rootbeer Answers Your Automotive Questions

IT RUNS!

Still have lots of hurdles to cross but I got this alamgamation to start and run!

l to r: Disjointed mess of Toyota parts, me
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by Rootbeer
Wed Apr 10, 2024 10:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Haiku 2024
Replies: 7
Views: 179

Re: Haiku 2024

Listnin' to the Town
Sun is about to go down
Wolfman still around?
by Rootbeer
Wed Apr 10, 2024 9:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates
Replies: 21
Views: 545

Re: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates

StrawMan wrote: Wed Apr 10, 2024 8:30 pm My daily driver - yes, it's got a hemi
You got the MDS lifters in it? If so, I'll say a prayer for them.
by Rootbeer
Wed Apr 10, 2024 8:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates
Replies: 21
Views: 545

Re: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates

one in five [households] owns three or more.
Rookies.

Long bed pickup
Wife's runaround car
Date car (2dr convertible)
7 passenger people hauler
Plow truck
Son's Audi
Daugher's VW
Son's Mercury SUV

We're on a family mission to warm this planet.
by Rootbeer
Wed Apr 10, 2024 7:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 64
Views: 2214

Re: Masters Contest 2024

Russell Henley 6000
Sergio Garcia 7500
by Rootbeer
Wed Apr 10, 2024 3:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How do you hold your phone?
Replies: 11
Views: 342

Re: How do you hold your phone?

Biggie Cohen's Ham Hocks wrote:Image
by Rootbeer
Wed Apr 10, 2024 3:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How do you hold your phone?
Replies: 11
Views: 342

Re: How do you hold your phone?

Biggie wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 5:13 pm
Rootbeer wrote:Image
Might be closer to...
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btw, imo
by Rootbeer
Mon Apr 08, 2024 8:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The April 8th Eclipse
Replies: 21
Views: 659

Re: The April 8th Eclipse

That was one of the most weirdly exciting things I've ever witnessed. I was in the path of 98.8% totality at 3:17PM EST. Starting at 3PM, I sat on the back patio, cig and a beer in hand, and watched it slowly, oddly darken outside. At 3:17, I could have sworn it was dusk. Just can't explain how odd...
by Rootbeer
Mon Apr 08, 2024 7:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You Should All Remember
Replies: 5
Views: 236

Re: You Should All Remember

Little behind the scenes moment 30 for 30 style. Broken Staple created the sux and gax phrase with the thread, "Rootbeer sux, and is gax." Pretty sure we were at SCII, before the board upgrade to php. Staple and I worked in the same office at that time. He agonized over the grammar in that...
by Rootbeer
Thu Apr 04, 2024 7:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: CA minimum wage $20/hour ???
Replies: 34
Views: 871

Re: CA minimum wage $20/hour ???

I love my small town. The DMV office is only open 3 days a week, there is never a line, everyone is super nice and I can get out in 30 minutes regardless of why I'm there. My wife let her license lapse by 90 days which is supposed to require a new application, written test, etc. The DMV lady was lik...
by Rootbeer
Mon Apr 01, 2024 11:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy Easter!
Replies: 18
Views: 545

Re: Happy Easter!

Did he leave Birmingham?

John Mellencamp was asking.
by Rootbeer
Mon Apr 01, 2024 10:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Easter candy thread
Replies: 7
Views: 220

Re: Easter candy thread

Mikey Allen is correct. Which makes this thread perfectly timed since you got your Easter candy yesterday, right?

You didn't cheat and open your basket early, did you?
by Rootbeer
Mon Apr 01, 2024 8:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Only Two Things Come Off of Deathbeds...
Replies: 6
Views: 235

Re: Only Two Things Come Off of Deathbeds...

Mikey wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2024 3:37 pm Sleeping with the Roots.
What's happening here?
by Rootbeer
Mon Apr 01, 2024 8:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Easter candy thread
Replies: 7
Views: 220

Re: Easter candy thread

IMO Peeps are a must at Easter. Only at Easter The recent effort (last ten years or so) to make Christmas Peeps, Halloween Peeps, etc. is a dumb idea and the horizontal integration specialist suggesting it should be demoted to lubricating the conveyor. These are marshmallow chickens with both eyes o...
by Rootbeer
Mon Apr 01, 2024 8:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Easter candy thread
Replies: 7
Views: 220

Re: Easter candy thread

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2024 8:17 pm a soft no.
*cry*

~Mrs Bobby42~
by Rootbeer
Mon Apr 01, 2024 7:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Easter candy thread
Replies: 7
Views: 220

Easter candy thread

Peeps?

Yes or no?
by Rootbeer
Sat Mar 30, 2024 3:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How many sc@m phone calls do you get in an average day?
Replies: 11
Views: 305

Re: How many sc@m phone calls do you get in an average day?

On my business phone? A lot. In the course of a 10 hour work day, at least 40. Minimum one every 15 minutes and sometimes 10 in an hour, especially on Fridays. Most of them are senior citizen scams. Medicaid enhancements that don't exist, final death benefits that don't exist, insurance claim frauds...
by Rootbeer
Wed Mar 27, 2024 2:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Insane Lottery games $$$
Replies: 14
Views: 567

Re: Insane Lottery games $$$

Megamillions 1.13B winner in New Jersey!

We have any clones in Jersey?
by Rootbeer
Sun Mar 24, 2024 3:39 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: C'mon Arch, don't be no bitch.
Replies: 3
Views: 688

Re: C'mon Arch, don't be no bitch.

Carson wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2024 5:07 pm Image
That'll rack.
by Rootbeer
Sun Mar 24, 2024 3:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You guys ever get gussied up?
Replies: 40
Views: 1114

Re: You guys ever get gussied up?

I've never been on public transit in DC I have, many times. Although I did own a car or two. Not sure I ever saw Screwy on the rain but picked him up at the Metro station a time or 2. Not in a gay way, I hope. https://seinfeldmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/not-anything-wrong-with.jpeg
by Rootbeer
Sun Mar 24, 2024 3:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You guys ever get gussied up?
Replies: 40
Views: 1114

Re: You guys ever get gussied up?

I've never been on public transit in DC so I doubt I've come across Screwy.
by Rootbeer
Sun Mar 24, 2024 2:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You guys ever get gussied up?
Replies: 40
Views: 1114

Re: You guys ever get gussied up?

StrawMan wrote: Sun Mar 24, 2024 2:10 am A cape with a red dickie. Bowler or top hat. Spats. That's it.
I can't pull off a bowler but I have a few nice fedoras in black, cream, tan, and green with a white feather.
by Rootbeer
Sun Mar 24, 2024 2:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: In This Thread Rootbeer Answers Your Automotive Questions
Replies: 90
Views: 181171

Re: In This Thread Rootbeer Answers Your Automotive Questions

UPDATE I took the winter off from this job. Reset the over/under, please. Current tasks include: Build a battery tray and mount it to the driver's side where the air box sits in a 3.0. Build a mount for the air box on the passenger side. Relocate the washer fluid reservoir or engineer a workaround w...
by Rootbeer
Sun Mar 24, 2024 2:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You guys ever get gussied up?
Replies: 40
Views: 1114

You guys ever get gussied up?

I like dressing nice at church or the theatre. My go-to outfit is usually a bold colored french cuffed shirt in polyester or rayon, a contrasting colored vest, a necktie that accents the shirt and vest, and some bangin' cuff links. To borrow a line from John Mulaney, I look like I'm going to church ...
by Rootbeer
Wed Mar 13, 2024 9:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Super Bloom
Replies: 28
Views: 750

Re: Super Bloom

In fact, on the way over, once we crossed the I15 freeway, we never saw another car going in the same direction we were going until we got down to the desert floor. You might want to get a plastic cheeseburger wytched over the backside of this pickup before Biggie sees it. https://i.imgur.com/WYvSo...
by Rootbeer
Wed Feb 28, 2024 4:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Message from Broken Staple
Replies: 13
Views: 520

Re: Message from Broken Staple

Mrs Rooty says I have a good voice for radio. She thinks I should do a podcast. Not sure I have that kind of time.
by Rootbeer
Wed Feb 28, 2024 2:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Eagle Has Landed!
Replies: 40
Views: 1532

Re: The Eagle Has Landed!

Dr_Phibes wrote: Sun Feb 25, 2024 6:47 am Does 'tipped over' mean crashed? :?:
Pretty sure that's what it means.

A weeble-wobble design should be an option going forward.