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by Rootbeer
Wed Jun 11, 2025 3:35 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Great game going on at Petco
Replies: 1
Views: 205

Re: Great game going on at Petco

Meanwhile in Colorado, Rockies gonna Rockie.
by Rootbeer
Sun Jun 08, 2025 2:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cal
Replies: 161
Views: 34889

Re: Cal

To be clear, I never claimed Rodgers never goes back to Cal. Looks like he shows up long enough to bask in some fawning accolades. That's nice of him. You Cal guys must feel privileged when he deigns to grace you with his glorious presence. How do you prepare for his arrival? And I mean you, persona...
by Rootbeer
Sat Jun 07, 2025 5:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cal
Replies: 161
Views: 34889

Re: Cal

Aaron Rodgers gave a great interview on the Joe Rogan Experience last week. 3 hours in the chair and not once did Rodgers mention Chico, Berkeley, or the Bay Area. I'm beginning to suspect Rodgers hasn't wrapped his entire persona around the place he briefly played football as a teenager. Strange, I...
by Rootbeer
Fri Jun 06, 2025 11:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cal
Replies: 161
Views: 34889

Re: Cal

Attaching one's self-worth to of a city where you're nothing more than a resident among millions is pretty awkward.
by Rootbeer
Fri Jun 06, 2025 10:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 1252
Views: 483095

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Typical for a Cardinals fan.
by Rootbeer
Mon Jun 02, 2025 10:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Attack in Boulder
Replies: 9
Views: 656

Re: Attack in Boulder

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/06/01/23/98947147-14770433-image-a-18_1748816121146.jpg Fucker threw Molotov cocktails at group gathered to support Israeli hostages. I have questions. Did he steal those carafes from Olive Garden? Why does he look like a villain in an 80's movie? What does a "...
by Rootbeer
Mon Jun 02, 2025 10:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cabinet pick cleansing
Replies: 4
Views: 363

Re: Cabinet pick cleansing

I have too many irregular shaped drinking wares in my cabinet. Need a discriminate purge, starting with logo mugs. "World's Okayest Dad" has got to go.
by Rootbeer
Mon Jun 02, 2025 10:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What would the U.S. do if...
Replies: 45
Views: 2034

Re: What would the U.S. do if...

These chickens never got vaccinated... https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/2/2023/01/The-Birds-1020x701.png ...and the ugly came home to roost. BTW, I'm Bodega Bay, California , a small coastal town north of San Francisco. Not bad but a bit surface level. A better reference is the underrated 201...
by Rootbeer
Sat May 31, 2025 11:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WRC 5-31-2025
Replies: 32
Views: 1614

Re: WRC 5-31-2025

bunglecet's Week In Review was awesome. I'm traveling back from Denver this afternoon. Played some Top Golf with a friend. Will stream Tune Town on the roadie. Today's music was nice and chill. Matches my mood. Those ladies look high maintenance. 4 looks the least so while also not being a dude. I'd...
by Rootbeer
Wed May 28, 2025 3:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rock n roll, embalmie koo
Replies: 26
Views: 1512

Re: Rock n roll, embalmie koo

Mikey getting Towned. Nice.
by Rootbeer
Tue May 20, 2025 1:04 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: MLB 2025 Predictions
Replies: 7
Views: 3814

Re: MLB 2025 Predictions

Rootbeer wrote: Wed Feb 19, 2025 5:25 am American League

West
1. Seattle
2. Texas
3. Houston
4. Los Angeles Angels
5. Athletics
HighHard1 wrote: Wed Apr 02, 2025 12:37 pm Mariners aren't winning shit. Horseshit isn't this horseshit.


Bump

Mariners looking good so far. 14-10 against >.500 teams is pretty sweet.
by Rootbeer
Sat May 17, 2025 5:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 150th Preakness, call it!
Replies: 37
Views: 4523

Re: the 150th Preakness, call it!

Journalism
Sandman
Clever Again
by Rootbeer
Mon May 12, 2025 7:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anyone else having probs accessing this shithole?
Replies: 28
Views: 2145

Re: Anyone else having probs accessing this shithole?

That was “Rumble” by Link Wray and the Wraymen. That song gained new popularity as part of the excellent soundtrack to Pulp Fiction that was released in 1994, during the famous Jackrabbit Slim’s scene. Nobody died during the Vincent Vega/Mia Wallace date, thanks largely to the quick thinking of Eri...
by Rootbeer
Fri May 09, 2025 1:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Replies: 1770
Views: 768975

Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

I'll see if the legal team will add Python to the list.
by Rootbeer
Thu May 08, 2025 5:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Replies: 1770
Views: 768975

Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

Say it ain’t true, Smokey! https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Culture/4-women-file-lawsuit-accusing-smokey-robinson-rape/story?id=121539688 Tears of a clown, indeed. Those poor girls. I had a similar experience. After 55 years of hiding my suffering behind a brave face, I realize that I, too, was abused by...
by Rootbeer
Sat May 03, 2025 10:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Changes the new Pope should implement:
Replies: 48
Views: 14638

Re: Changes the new Pope should implement:

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 9:56 pm
Mikey wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 7:17 pm You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter, don't you call me, 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to HPG's store
Excellent.
cc: Tune Town
by Rootbeer
Sat May 03, 2025 9:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ROUX IS RUNNING THE KENTUCKY DERBY THIS YEAR
Replies: 97
Views: 17246

Re: ROUX IS RUNNING THE KENTUCKY DERBY THIS YEAR

Rodriguez
Burnham
Tiztastic
by Rootbeer
Sat May 03, 2025 9:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ROUX IS RUNNING THE KENTUCKY DERBY THIS YEAR
Replies: 97
Views: 17246

Re: ROUX IS RUNNING THE KENTUCKY DERBY THIS YEAR

Kluba wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 8:30 pm Sovereignty
Luxor Cafe
Burnham Square
I applaud the effort required to make picks on your own.
by Rootbeer
Fri May 02, 2025 8:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Violent criminal released by judge
Replies: 58
Views: 9845

Re: Violent criminal released by judge

bungle clone wrote: Fri May 02, 2025 1:10 pm Image
This is pretty awesome. :clap:
by Rootbeer
Thu May 01, 2025 9:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Violent criminal released by judge
Replies: 58
Views: 9845

Re: Violent criminal released by judge

bungle clone wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 6:03 pm
Rootbeer wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 5:39 pm Wyoming



Image



:lol:
Picturesque and stunning. Bring lots of water and maybe a parasol for the hike up the Oregon buttes.
by Rootbeer
Thu May 01, 2025 5:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Violent criminal released by judge
Replies: 58
Views: 9845

Re: Violent criminal released by judge

FiatLux wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 5:25 pm
Rootbeer wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 5:20 pm
FiatLux wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 5:17 pm



Not only should he/she be released. He/she should get an award.
Please explain.


Have you seen a cybertruck and the people that drive them?
No.

I live in Wyoming. EV is not really a thing. Like... at all.
by Rootbeer
Thu May 01, 2025 5:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Violent criminal released by judge
Replies: 58
Views: 9845

Re: Violent criminal released by judge

FiatLux wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 5:17 pm
Sudden Sam wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 1:13 pm causing hundreds of thousands of dollars in damages to two Cybertrucks


Not only should he/she be released. He/she should get an award.
Please explain.
by Rootbeer
Thu May 01, 2025 5:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 567
Views: 102375

Re: The President's First 30 days...

Mikey wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 4:28 pm No problem. Heggie can probably fill both positions himself. He’s real good at Social Media.
That's some funny shit, I don't care which side of the dice you rolled.
by Rootbeer
Thu May 01, 2025 4:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Elway not talking; his agent and friend close to death
Replies: 15
Views: 1836

Re: Elway not talking; his agent and friend close to death

Jeff Sperbeck died today. You might remember him as the co-creator of such songs as “Dead Man’s Curve,” “Baby Hold On” and “Whoops.” Let’s roll a Sperbeck-themed set now, kicking it off with one of Mama’s favorites, “On the Road Again,” here in the Town. -SC HUGE POST OF THE DAY [/color][/size][/b]
by Rootbeer
Sun Apr 27, 2025 3:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wild Monday Night Golf League Fight
Replies: 8
Views: 1308

Re: Wild Monday Night Golf League Fight

mvscal wrote: Sat Apr 26, 2025 7:07 pm That clown in blue would have gotten rocked by anyone with even rudimentary skills with his hands down at his waist like that.
My thought as well. I guess he didn't watch Rocky.
by Rootbeer
Sat Apr 26, 2025 10:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's Quiz Time
Replies: 32
Views: 10276

Re: It's Quiz Time

Thanks, Straw. I got a kick out of my quip.
by Rootbeer
Sat Apr 19, 2025 11:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drag queen faces child rape charges
Replies: 191
Views: 38988

Re: Drag queen faces child rape charges

bungle clone wrote: Sat Apr 19, 2025 6:26 pm
The New Pornographers drummer charged with possession of child pornography



the smack just writes itself to the point that nothing need be actually written
Whomever runs this simulation be like, "Yup, that needs to happen, lol."
by Rootbeer
Sat Apr 19, 2025 11:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: By popular demand... the lists!
Replies: 56
Views: 5871

Re: By popular demand... the lists!

Personally I’m feeling a little bit listless today. ...why of all the... fine, be that way ((((((((((to the tune of Another Brick in the Wall by Pink Floyd))))))))))) He don't have no education He don't have no bowel control No epoch smackin' in the forum Mikey, leave them keys alone Hey_ Mikey, le...
by Rootbeer
Fri Apr 18, 2025 4:26 am
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: lobster rolls
Replies: 9
Views: 3465

Re: lobster rolls

I ate a lobster roll in the club level seats at Coors Field. It was good. $28, I think. Probably don't need to do that again.
by Rootbeer
Fri Apr 18, 2025 4:17 am
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: How do we feel about cooking shows
Replies: 4
Views: 862

How do we feel about cooking shows

Years ago I got burned out on fake drama Food Network programming. I can't even look at a Gordon Ramsey meme without throwing up in my mouth. Every stupid baking and caking show can jump in the Potomac. So stupid, such overblown fakery. I'm over it. I LOVE these retards specially abled dudes though....
by Rootbeer
Fri Apr 18, 2025 3:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Coat Hanger Wars in China
Replies: 13
Views: 1503

Re: Coat Hanger Wars in China

I like Phibes.
by Rootbeer
Fri Apr 18, 2025 3:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's Quiz Time
Replies: 32
Views: 10276

Re: It's Quiz Time

Like he’d take your head off with a hatchet crazy. https://static1.dualshockersimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/the-hatchet-wielding-hitchhiker-netflix-documentary.jpg Some folks calls it a Geronimo blade but I calls it a Kai-zer blade. https://i.pinimg.com/236x/58/ae/b2/58aeb2693bbd...
by Rootbeer
Wed Apr 16, 2025 3:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Opening Day
Replies: 34
Views: 5279

Re: Opening Day

Padres were a big part of the Braves' 0-7 start, which we all love to see.
by Rootbeer
Wed Apr 16, 2025 3:11 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Great News for the Padres
Replies: 11
Views: 6435

Re: Great News for the Padres

Padres are better than I have given them credit for. I had Cronenworth and Bogaerts on my fantasy team a few years ago and both of them disappointed. They're much better now. Edman was one of my favorite Cardinals. I didn't love it when he went to the Dodgers. He needs to be in the NL Central. I wou...
by Rootbeer
Wed Apr 16, 2025 3:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Coat Hanger Wars in China
Replies: 13
Views: 1503

Re: Coat Hanger Wars in China

Invictus has logged into the chat

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Invictus has logged out of the chat
by Rootbeer
Wed Apr 16, 2025 2:05 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Great News for the Padres
Replies: 11
Views: 6435

Re: Great News for the Padres

It's been fun watching the Cubs. They are competitive whill still positioned well financially. They can spend an additional $50 million this year before they hit the luxury tax. If they are sniffing the post season in a serious way they might be aggressive buyers at the trade deadline. The bullpen g...
by Rootbeer
Tue Apr 15, 2025 2:31 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Great News for the Padres
Replies: 11
Views: 6435

Re: Great News for the Padres

After the Tatis solo shot, the Cubs announcers were praising the Padre faithful for selling out the stadium on a Monday night. Thought you'd like to know.
by Rootbeer
Sat Apr 12, 2025 10:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I Know Of A Guy
Replies: 30
Views: 5304

Re: I Know Of A Guy

I'm pretty sure I never posted at trolltrain. I'm also pretty sure that was a brilliant decision on my part. there are a good number of threads available on wayback in case you change your mind. You never know, nostalgia may get the better of you and the stylings of Podge, T-bag and Doug , not to m...
by Rootbeer
Sat Apr 12, 2025 9:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy Birthday, mamamustanger!
Replies: 10
Views: 1507

Re: Happy Birthday, mamamustanger!

If anyone sees that sw00t Canadian faggot with the chin dimple who ran mag7forums.com tell him Rootbeer is sorry.
by Rootbeer
Sat Apr 12, 2025 8:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I Know Of A Guy
Replies: 30
Views: 5304

Re: I Know Of A Guy

Reina and Ankomak... Jeebus, that's it! THAT's how "Uncle Mike" got glossed "Rape o mak." I posted dude's nic in one of our 'where are they now' threads but couldn't remember the story. Thanks for closing that circle. Your database of board history strikes again. You're welcome....