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- Fri Apr 12, 2024 2:14 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Doom
- Replies: 3344
- Views: 911618
Re: Doom
- Fri Apr 12, 2024 12:43 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: If the coffin don’t fit…
- Replies: 41
- Views: 2099
Re: If the coffin don’t fit…
We're all tuning in to Jeem Rome tomorrow, right?
- Thu Apr 11, 2024 10:21 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: In This Thread Rootbeer Answers Your Automotive Questions
- Replies: 90
- Views: 238869
Re: In This Thread Rootbeer Answers Your Automotive Questions
IT RUNS!
Still have lots of hurdles to cross but I got this alamgamation to start and run!
l to r: Disjointed mess of Toyota parts, me
Still have lots of hurdles to cross but I got this alamgamation to start and run!
l to r: Disjointed mess of Toyota parts, me
- Wed Apr 10, 2024 10:22 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Haiku 2024
- Replies: 7
- Views: 634
Re: Haiku 2024
Listnin' to the Town
Sun is about to go down
Wolfman still around?
Sun is about to go down
Wolfman still around?
- Wed Apr 10, 2024 9:10 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates
- Replies: 21
- Views: 1260
- Wed Apr 10, 2024 8:12 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates
- Replies: 21
- Views: 1260
Re: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates
Rookies.one in five [households] owns three or more.
Long bed pickup
Wife's runaround car
Date car (2dr convertible)
7 passenger people hauler
Plow truck
Son's Audi
Daugher's VW
Son's Mercury SUV
We're on a family mission to warm this planet.
- Wed Apr 10, 2024 7:26 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Masters Contest 2024
- Replies: 64
- Views: 3969
Re: Masters Contest 2024
Russell Henley 6000
Sergio Garcia 7500
Sergio Garcia 7500
- Wed Apr 10, 2024 3:30 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How do you hold your phone?
- Replies: 11
- Views: 818
Re: How do you hold your phone?
Biggie Cohen's Ham Hocks wrote:
- Wed Apr 10, 2024 3:15 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How do you hold your phone?
- Replies: 11
- Views: 818
- Mon Apr 08, 2024 8:02 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The April 8th Eclipse
- Replies: 21
- Views: 1521
Re: The April 8th Eclipse
That was one of the most weirdly exciting things I've ever witnessed. I was in the path of 98.8% totality at 3:17PM EST. Starting at 3PM, I sat on the back patio, cig and a beer in hand, and watched it slowly, oddly darken outside. At 3:17, I could have sworn it was dusk. Just can't explain how odd...
- Mon Apr 08, 2024 7:58 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: You Should All Remember
- Replies: 5
- Views: 578
Re: You Should All Remember
Little behind the scenes moment 30 for 30 style. Broken Staple created the sux and gax phrase with the thread, "Rootbeer sux, and is gax." Pretty sure we were at SCII, before the board upgrade to php. Staple and I worked in the same office at that time. He agonized over the grammar in that...
- Thu Apr 04, 2024 7:16 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: CA minimum wage $20/hour ???
- Replies: 34
- Views: 1966
Re: CA minimum wage $20/hour ???
I love my small town. The DMV office is only open 3 days a week, there is never a line, everyone is super nice and I can get out in 30 minutes regardless of why I'm there. My wife let her license lapse by 90 days which is supposed to require a new application, written test, etc. The DMV lady was lik...
- Mon Apr 01, 2024 11:01 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy Easter!
- Replies: 18
- Views: 888
Re: Happy Easter!
Did he leave Birmingham?
John Mellencamp was asking.
John Mellencamp was asking.
- Mon Apr 01, 2024 10:59 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Easter candy thread
- Replies: 7
- Views: 566
Re: Easter candy thread
Mikey Allen is correct. Which makes this thread perfectly timed since you got your Easter candy yesterday, right?
You didn't cheat and open your basket early, did you?
You didn't cheat and open your basket early, did you?
- Mon Apr 01, 2024 8:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Only Two Things Come Off of Deathbeds...
- Replies: 6
- Views: 535
- Mon Apr 01, 2024 8:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Easter candy thread
- Replies: 7
- Views: 566
Re: Easter candy thread
IMO Peeps are a must at Easter. Only at Easter The recent effort (last ten years or so) to make Christmas Peeps, Halloween Peeps, etc. is a dumb idea and the horizontal integration specialist suggesting it should be demoted to lubricating the conveyor. These are marshmallow chickens with both eyes o...
- Mon Apr 01, 2024 8:31 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Easter candy thread
- Replies: 7
- Views: 566
- Mon Apr 01, 2024 7:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Easter candy thread
- Replies: 7
- Views: 566
Easter candy thread
Peeps?
Yes or no?
Yes or no?
- Sat Mar 30, 2024 3:10 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How many sc@m phone calls do you get in an average day?
- Replies: 11
- Views: 576
Re: How many sc@m phone calls do you get in an average day?
On my business phone? A lot. In the course of a 10 hour work day, at least 40. Minimum one every 15 minutes and sometimes 10 in an hour, especially on Fridays. Most of them are senior citizen scams. Medicaid enhancements that don't exist, final death benefits that don't exist, insurance claim frauds...
- Wed Mar 27, 2024 2:02 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Insane Lottery games $$$
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1262
Re: Insane Lottery games $$$
Megamillions 1.13B winner in New Jersey!
We have any clones in Jersey?
We have any clones in Jersey?
- Sun Mar 24, 2024 3:39 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: C'mon Arch, don't be no bitch.
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1671
- Sun Mar 24, 2024 3:25 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: You guys ever get gussied up?
- Replies: 40
- Views: 2713
Re: You guys ever get gussied up?
I've never been on public transit in DC I have, many times. Although I did own a car or two. Not sure I ever saw Screwy on the rain but picked him up at the Metro station a time or 2. Not in a gay way, I hope. https://seinfeldmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/not-anything-wrong-with.jpeg
- Sun Mar 24, 2024 3:02 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: You guys ever get gussied up?
- Replies: 40
- Views: 2713
Re: You guys ever get gussied up?
I've never been on public transit in DC so I doubt I've come across Screwy.
- Sun Mar 24, 2024 2:55 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: You guys ever get gussied up?
- Replies: 40
- Views: 2713
- Sun Mar 24, 2024 2:46 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: In This Thread Rootbeer Answers Your Automotive Questions
- Replies: 90
- Views: 238869
Re: In This Thread Rootbeer Answers Your Automotive Questions
UPDATE I took the winter off from this job. Reset the over/under, please. Current tasks include: Build a battery tray and mount it to the driver's side where the air box sits in a 3.0. Build a mount for the air box on the passenger side. Relocate the washer fluid reservoir or engineer a workaround w...
- Sun Mar 24, 2024 2:03 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: You guys ever get gussied up?
- Replies: 40
- Views: 2713
You guys ever get gussied up?
I like dressing nice at church or the theatre. My go-to outfit is usually a bold colored french cuffed shirt in polyester or rayon, a contrasting colored vest, a necktie that accents the shirt and vest, and some bangin' cuff links. To borrow a line from John Mulaney, I look like I'm going to church ...
- Wed Mar 13, 2024 9:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Super Bloom
- Replies: 28
- Views: 1177
Re: Super Bloom
In fact, on the way over, once we crossed the I15 freeway, we never saw another car going in the same direction we were going until we got down to the desert floor. You might want to get a plastic cheeseburger wytched over the backside of this pickup before Biggie sees it. https://i.imgur.com/WYvSo...
- Wed Feb 28, 2024 4:30 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Message from Broken Staple
- Replies: 13
- Views: 620
Re: Message from Broken Staple
Mrs Rooty says I have a good voice for radio. She thinks I should do a podcast. Not sure I have that kind of time.
- Wed Feb 28, 2024 2:48 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Eagle Has Landed!
- Replies: 40
- Views: 2723
- Tue Feb 27, 2024 6:13 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Message from Broken Staple
- Replies: 13
- Views: 620
Re: Message from Broken Staple
True dat
- Mon Feb 26, 2024 3:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Message from Broken Staple
- Replies: 13
- Views: 620
Re: Message from Broken Staple
Biggie has a point but rack Chan.
Staple's message to the board was, "Is Python still posting?"
I told him Py makes a rare appearance.
Stape said, "Hmm."
Staple's message to the board was, "Is Python still posting?"
I told him Py makes a rare appearance.
Stape said, "Hmm."
- Sun Feb 25, 2024 2:43 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Eagle Has Landed!
- Replies: 40
- Views: 2723
Re: The Eagle Has Landed!
Uh oh. Odysseus is probably tipped over . Looks like there's no method for righting the ship. Bugger. That means no way to recover it back to Earth. Worse yet, part of the payload is smushed against the moon's surface. Trapped underneath the lander are... sculptures? Hang on...what? *checks notes*. ...
- Sun Feb 25, 2024 2:25 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: America’s Healthiest Cities
- Replies: 34
- Views: 1221
Re: America’s Healthiest Cities
This is probably the dumbest study methodology I've ever seen. This is what "Educators" do instead of teach students, I guess. Someone please defund this nonsense.
- Sun Feb 25, 2024 2:20 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Message from Broken Staple
- Replies: 13
- Views: 620
Message from Broken Staple
My best friend B-Stap started a podcast with another educator with whom he works. It's pretty darn good. I look forward to two things on Fridays: The Jimmy Dore Show and Staple's podcast. Basically it's a critical look at entertainment media and as you'd expect, Staple has some valuable insights. He...
- Sun Feb 25, 2024 12:59 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Left/Right Arguments
- Replies: 27
- Views: 848
Re: Left/Right Arguments
I've got news for you...the American Dream is already dead. The corporate purchasing of houses & apartment complexes has already made housing unaffordable for many (how many people are now spending more than 30% of their income on housing?). The dream is dead. You seem content to give up and sp...
- Sun Feb 25, 2024 12:11 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Left/Right Arguments
- Replies: 27
- Views: 848
Re: Left/Right Arguments
The problem with Left/Right echo chambers is everyone arguing about the wrong things. We can fight about trannies in sports while foreign investors buy up residential properties and steal the American dream of private property ownership right out from under us. I'm not saying culture wars aren't wo...
- Sat Feb 24, 2024 11:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Left/Right Arguments
- Replies: 27
- Views: 848
Re: Left/Right Arguments
The problem with Left/Right echo chambers is everyone arguing about the wrong things. We can fight about trannies in sports while foreign investors buy up residential properties and steal the American dream of private property ownership right out from under us. I'm not saying culture wars aren't wor...
- Sat Feb 24, 2024 11:23 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Eagle Has Landed!
- Replies: 40
- Views: 2723
Re: The Eagle Has Landed!
zz5q1KweqdM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz5q1KweqdM Starting at about 4:30 this guy says, "...and the Chinese are hot on our heels. So we really need to succeed. And hopefully Congress will support NASA. President Biden's doing a great job supporting NASA...the Congress has got to come thr...
- Sat Feb 24, 2024 10:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Saving the Sport
- Replies: 5
- Views: 216
Re: Saving the Sport
I didn't know this was a documentary.
- Tue Feb 20, 2024 11:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: another message from Jesse!
- Replies: 16
- Views: 679
Re: another message from Jesse!
Euroclone's sense of humour is far too racist for the hall monitors around here.Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Tue Feb 20, 2024 5:12 pm I would think nishlord would be bored to death after one glance through here.