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by Rootbeer
Wed Mar 01, 2023 2:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your thoughts on Farmers Markets
Replies: 64
Views: 5920

Re: Your thoughts on Farmers Markets

Donnie Baker wrote: Tue Feb 28, 2023 7:54 pm Or move to a warmer climate. Think about it.
Warm climates are popular and popular places draw crazy people. I'll visit your nice warm cities but I have no interest in living there. Give me a 10 mile line of sight without a car or building to be seen and I'm in heaven.
by Rootbeer
Tue Feb 28, 2023 5:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Secession is perfectly Constitutional
Replies: 63
Views: 3613

Re: Secession is perfectly Constitutional

The current law means someone in Wyoming has close to 100 times more Senators/person than Cali. Wyoming is the 10th largest state with ONE house representative. That's a lot of land and I'll be damned if some urban sprawl in California is going to tell us what to do with our winter-blasted prairies...
by Rootbeer
Tue Feb 28, 2023 5:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Welcome, MillaChandler!
Replies: 17
Views: 591

Re: Welcome, MillaChandler!

Bump.

Milla's first post is going to be apricot. You can tell cuz ze/zher is taking so long crafting it.

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by Rootbeer
Tue Feb 28, 2023 5:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 2-25-23
Replies: 31
Views: 1885

Re: Weekend Roll Call 2-25-23

My drive yesterday. Saw drifts over 12' high. https://i.imgur.com/DXHkW31l.jpg :lol: What god forsaken place in America is this? That's a desert at 7400' near the Jonah gas field in Wyoming. It snowed a foot, got real cold (-30º for three days) and warmed up to a balmy 28º with 40-60mph winds when ...
by Rootbeer
Tue Feb 28, 2023 4:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 2-25-23
Replies: 31
Views: 1885

Re: Weekend Roll Call 2-25-23

My drive yesterday. Saw drifts over 12' high.

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by Rootbeer
Tue Feb 28, 2023 4:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your thoughts on Farmers Markets
Replies: 64
Views: 5920

Re: Your thoughts on Farmers Markets

UPDATE!

Just kidding. There is no update.
by Rootbeer
Tue Feb 28, 2023 4:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Welcome, MillaChandler!
Replies: 17
Views: 591

Welcome, MillaChandler!

Who are you and what do you want?
by Rootbeer
Sun Feb 26, 2023 5:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dr. Michael Heiser has died
Replies: 73
Views: 3091

Re: Dr. Michael Heiser has died

When I quit posting 13 years ago we were having this exact same argument. Sorry I brought it up, everyone.
by Rootbeer
Wed Feb 22, 2023 8:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How are you celebrating Black History Month?
Replies: 604
Views: 50417

Re: How are you celebrating Black History Month?

Yes more boring posts about fucking inanimate objects. You do know you’re not in HS anymore right? It's funny. Get over your righteous indignation. This from a smack chatter? Sir, you have forgotten the face of your father. Obama's father was a communist dirtbag. Sowing his left-wing seed across th...
by Rootbeer
Wed Feb 22, 2023 7:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How are you celebrating Black History Month?
Replies: 604
Views: 50417

Re: How are you celebrating Black History Month?

Kierland wrote: Wed Feb 22, 2023 6:35 pm Yes more boring posts about fucking inanimate objects.

You do know you’re not in HS anymore right?
It's funny. Get over your righteous indignation.

This from a smack chatter? Sir, you have forgotten the face of your father.
by Rootbeer
Wed Feb 22, 2023 7:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dr. Michael Heiser has died
Replies: 73
Views: 3091

Re: Dr. Michael Heiser has died

Kierland, you don't need to post in every thread. It's not as though you're under contract or anything.

I mention it because I wasn't sure you knew.
by Rootbeer
Wed Feb 22, 2023 5:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How are you celebrating Black History Month?
Replies: 604
Views: 50417

Re: How are you celebrating Black History Month?

Are you going to hide the penetration and leave the cake for others to enjoy? lol, no. I'm wrecking this fucker. I got plans, bitches. I'll hollow out the center of the cake and put a water balloon inside before frosting it with Laquitia's round cheeks and blushing lips. Before filling the balloon ...
by Rootbeer
Wed Feb 22, 2023 5:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dr. Michael Heiser has died
Replies: 73
Views: 3091

Re: Dr. Michael Heiser has died

I study a moderate amount of Hebrew but your post raises a question I've never thought to ask or answer. Is flat earth theory taught in Synagogue? If it's the literal word of God to his people I would expect the Jews to lead the world in preaching it but I haven't seen that in my studies.
by Rootbeer
Sat Feb 18, 2023 1:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: He Gets Us
Replies: 31
Views: 1919

Re: He Gets Us

You'd have to be seriously brain damaged to believe the play tells the "real truth" (whatever that means) about the church. What I mean is some people think anything strange or scandalous is somehow more likely to be true. It happens with hardcore dogmatic beliefs of all stripes, includin...
by Rootbeer
Thu Feb 16, 2023 5:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 686
Views: 371538

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

I was teamed with ucant in my first smack off on SC3. His real partner was R-Jack but he couldn’t participate in one of the early rounds so I filled in. ucant was a beast and we squeaked past Headhunter and somebody. Then R-Jack returned and he and ucant advanced to the Semis before getting stomped...
by Rootbeer
Wed Feb 15, 2023 8:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: He Gets Us
Replies: 31
Views: 1919

Re: He Gets Us

So you believe that Earth is a few thousand years old, and things like dinosaur bones were planted by Satan to test our faith in God? Or something like that? No. I don't believe "something like that." Have you seen the play The Book of Mormon , and do you believe it to be hilarious? Or so...
by Rootbeer
Wed Feb 15, 2023 8:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: He Gets Us
Replies: 31
Views: 1919

Re: He Gets Us

I’d like to think that the rabbi in the New Testament would have fed and clothed the poor rather than wasting money on a Super Bowl ad. Not that I'm a Christian or anything, but I do believe that spreading The Word is part of mission, yes? Spreading the word is part of the mission because, ".....
by Rootbeer
Mon Feb 13, 2023 7:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: He Gets Us
Replies: 31
Views: 1919

Re: He Gets Us

Jsc810 wrote: Mon Feb 13, 2023 6:27 pm So you believe that Earth is a few thousand years old, and things like dinosaur bones were planted by Satan to test our faith in God? Or something like that?
No. I don't believe "something like that."
by Rootbeer
Mon Feb 13, 2023 6:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: He Gets Us
Replies: 31
Views: 1919

Re: He Gets Us

Jsc810 wrote: Mon Feb 13, 2023 5:34 pm
Rootbeer wrote: Mon Feb 13, 2023 5:09 pmtell them I'm a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
Is that just something that you would tell them, or is it actually true?
It's true. I guess I've been gone a long time. Poptart and I used to go the rounds on religion 15 years ago.
by Rootbeer
Mon Feb 13, 2023 5:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: He Gets Us
Replies: 31
Views: 1919

He Gets Us

I hadn't heard of this group until the Super Bowl so forgive me if this has been discussed before. I clicked around their website and thus far I'm impressed. Their heart seems to be in the right place. I haven't found a DONATE button yet. You can order some of their merch and they don't charge for i...
by Rootbeer
Mon Feb 13, 2023 5:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rootbeer Trivia
Replies: 151
Views: 13910

Re: Rootbeer Trivia

Thankee Sai, Ucant. *taps throat*

There's a dancing bear around here somewhere.
by Rootbeer
Sun Feb 12, 2023 4:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: An object shot down at 40,000 ft over Alaska.
Replies: 62
Views: 4648

Re: An object shot down at 40,000 ft over Alaska.

Watch, in about four weeks - we'll be wearing thermals to the beach and bathing suits in a snowstorm. Why? Because there won't be a forecast. Every weather balloon on the continent will have been shot down. Rootbeer's crops will fail, no avocados for Mikey. This is so dumb. The Chinese have got sat...
by Rootbeer
Sun Feb 12, 2023 1:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your thoughts on Farmers Markets
Replies: 64
Views: 5920

Re: Your thoughts on Farmers Markets

Thanks for all the serious responses. I won't get to answer them tonight but I'll get to them.

I have an arctic tomato ready to transplant into a gallon pot. He won't get to go outside until after Mother's Day so I hope he enjoys grow lights and the sliding door.
by Rootbeer
Sun Feb 12, 2023 1:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rootbeer Trivia
Replies: 151
Views: 13910

Re: Rootbeer Trivia

Worst thing that happened in the Middies (for me) was Wyoming electing another squishy compromised republican. Harriett Hagemann was selected by the RNC and she will do their bidding regardless of how laws impact her constituents.
by Rootbeer
Sun Feb 12, 2023 1:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: An object shot down at 40,000 ft over Alaska.
Replies: 62
Views: 4648

Re: An object shot down at 40,000 ft over Alaska.

If I understand correctly Joe Biden is to be praised for exercising restraint initially and shooting the balloon down over water to protect everyone from falling debris. Joe Biden is also to be praised for acting swiftly and decisively in shooting down the most recent balloons over land with no ment...
by Rootbeer
Sun Jan 29, 2023 12:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your thoughts on Farmers Markets
Replies: 64
Views: 5920

Re: Your thoughts on Farmers Markets

Most of the tree fruit around here is citrus. Also figs. If you haven't tried a grilled fresh fig with goat cheese melted on top, you're missing out. I already have navel orange, tangelo and Meyer lemon trees so I don't really need any of that. Here's my tangelo tree a few days ago. We've been drin...
by Rootbeer
Sun Jan 29, 2023 12:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your thoughts on Farmers Markets
Replies: 64
Views: 5920

Re: Your thoughts on Farmers Markets

Looking forward to some pics of your set up. I've been thinking about a greenhouse, but not very seriously. I'm not even sure what it takes to make a hail proof greenhouse. Do you know what growing zone you're in? I'm in 4B. It'll be -18°F the next two nights. My greenhouse will lose approx. 50,000...
by Rootbeer
Wed Jan 25, 2023 1:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your thoughts on Farmers Markets
Replies: 64
Views: 5920

Re: Your thoughts on Farmers Markets

Kierland backpedaling like he didn't just make a fool of himself is par for this 9 hole course, lol. Did you guys know he owns a chain of successful seed-to-table farms, production facilities, transportation systems and retailing markets? Probably owns a merchant processing system like Jack Dorsey t...
by Rootbeer
Tue Jan 24, 2023 11:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your thoughts on Farmers Markets
Replies: 64
Views: 5920

Re: Your thoughts on Farmers Markets

Gee you have been in bumfuck nowhere for how long and you finally figured out how a farm works. What’s next you going to explain how to start a car or maybe cook a hamburger? You people are fucking weirdos. Let's check the replay. You claimed Wyoming can only grow cabbages 2 months of the year. Whe...
by Rootbeer
Tue Jan 24, 2023 9:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wyoming Republicans take a stand…
Replies: 53
Views: 2216

Re: Wyoming Republicans take a stand…

I drove across Wyoming, right into the teeth of the perpetual 40 mph westerly wind, in a 4 cylinder house. It was a blast. Did my best to try to draft semis, but semi drivers aren't fond of tailgaters. About all I could muster without a semi's help was about 50 mph. I-80 is meant to be straight and...
by Rootbeer
Tue Jan 24, 2023 9:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your thoughts on Farmers Markets
Replies: 64
Views: 5920

Re: Your thoughts on Farmers Markets

DiT wrote: Tue Jan 24, 2023 8:04 pm I go to scope out the plump, fat asses on the overweight, middle aged moms that might be looking for some backdoor action
How overweight are we talking?

Sincerely,
That guy who was into fat chicks. It's been too long and I lost my spreadsheet.
by Rootbeer
Tue Jan 24, 2023 7:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your thoughts on Farmers Markets
Replies: 64
Views: 5920

Re: Your thoughts on Farmers Markets

Quite a few people around me have small family farms. It's rural Wyoming, duh, but what's probably unexpected is some of these farms have geothermal greenhouses. Search Walipini for examples. I am building a geothermal greenhouse this spring and I'll post pics. I had the building plans approved last...
by Rootbeer
Tue Jan 24, 2023 6:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your thoughts on Farmers Markets
Replies: 64
Views: 5920

Re: Your thoughts on Farmers Markets

We have some good ones in Baton Rouge , and once a week it is expanded to include local artists selling paintings and homemade jewelry etc. Also, last year the Legislature passed a law which encourages SNAP recipients to shop at farmers markets by providing a dollar for dollar match, so $10 of fres...
by Rootbeer
Tue Jan 24, 2023 4:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: *BANG*
Replies: 45
Views: 3829

Re: *BANG*

At first I thought this thread might be about that product that Jim Rome used to advertise---"BANG". Anyone else remember that? One time I got a box of "ORA-BLAST" for a huge call. Those were the days. I remember Rome pimping for BANG. It was a pretty decent product if you're in...
by Rootbeer
Tue Jan 24, 2023 4:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Old School Thread
Replies: 14
Views: 708

Re: Old School Thread

Donnie Baker wrote: Mon Jan 23, 2023 10:02 pm Oh, okay.

Is anyone going to make a trophy for Kierland? He seems to have accomplished a major feat today and if we don't give him proper acclaim, I fear he may attempt to do it again.
Now that's some funny smack. Moar of this, please.
by Rootbeer
Tue Jan 24, 2023 4:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 93 year old Buzzed Aldrin...
Replies: 6
Views: 512

Re: 93 year old Buzzed Aldrin...

Looks like he married Madonna. The new Madonna, not the old one you remember.

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by Rootbeer
Tue Jan 24, 2023 4:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your thoughts on Farmers Markets
Replies: 64
Views: 5920

Your thoughts on Farmers Markets

Do you go to local markets? What kinds of things do you buy regularly? What kinds of things do you buy impulsively? I'm thinking about opening one. I have some ideal frontage with an old restaurant I could convert into a FM. My closest competition is an hour away so I'd have the local customer base ...
by Rootbeer
Mon Jan 23, 2023 5:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wyoming Republicans take a stand…
Replies: 53
Views: 2216

Re: Wyoming Republicans take a stand…

My state is stunning. The plains are just as incredible as the mountains. If you're a fan of geology I can point you to some stellar sites. There's a big meteor strike about an hour from me and I want to buy the hillside from the ranch so badly but they won't divide their property. It'll probably ta...
by Rootbeer
Mon Jan 23, 2023 5:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rootbeer Trivia
Replies: 151
Views: 13910

Re: Rootbeer Trivia

I'm not sure how you can possibly think "Nazi/Traytorr/Pedo" counts as smack and I guess that's the point. You don't have a clue what good posts look like and I suspect that's why people are blocking you, Kier-dawg. You are awful. Simply terrible. And you're not alone. Diego and Screw Mich...