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by chowd103
Fri May 04, 2007 2:50 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Sox V Yanks Round 1.....
Replies: 27
Views: 2396

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: I've been to NYC about 100 times in my life, about half of which were to see games in the Bronx, not once have I heard a "Red Sox suck!" chant.
Yeah, because typically, it's "Boston Sucks!"

Every square-headed, knuckle-draggin, Yankee Fan I know hates the 'Sox with a passion.
by chowd103
Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:16 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Sox V Yanks Round 1.....
Replies: 27
Views: 2396

The Yanks have some of the worst pitching in baseball at the moment and their starters are going a mere 4.9 innings/start. Wang is back today, Mussina will return shortly, Pavano is a pussy and needs to retire ASAP, and Clemens should be a nice addition come June. I heard this morning that the Sux ...
by chowd103
Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: more wytch fodder
Replies: 14
Views: 2181

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by chowd103
Sat Mar 10, 2007 6:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ............................
Replies: 9
Views: 1564

Sorry for not telling you all were I've been.
I trodded up to CT. to marry Toddowen. I hope to share his disability checks.

How is everyone?
by chowd103
Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:48 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: 27 yrs ago today. Aug 2, 1979.
Replies: 11
Views: 1150

Wonder how ol' #15 woulda reacted to this: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v330/103/DJDIVA.jpg Just kidding, Yankee fan. I always said I'd Take Jeet in a heartbeat on the BoSox. Munson too. I saw Jeet's cologne, @ the mall Friday. Had to sample it. Shit smells like mothballs! Yay! Urinal cakes!!!
by chowd103
Fri Jun 30, 2006 3:44 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Showing up a teammate.
Replies: 23
Views: 2488

WW, trust me bro..I absolutely hate the Yankees.

Like I hate liver.

But there is always that respect thing.
Gotta tip my cap to a franchise that has 26 world championships.

Bitter Rivals?

Oh hell yeah.

Respect... yeah...my bad.....can't help it. Must've been the way I was brought up.
by chowd103
Fri Jun 30, 2006 3:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Peter Gammons...
Replies: 22
Views: 2331

Tiberious wrote:Hope all is well with Pete. He is money.
Shut the fukk up.
Show some respect, eh?

:x

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by chowd103
Fri Jun 30, 2006 3:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jiffy Lubed
Replies: 27
Views: 2341

EVERY time I take my truck to Tire Kingdom to get my oil changed, tires rotated, balanced and an alignment, I drive off and my truck shakes violently. I have to keep taking it back for them to balance it correctly. It's highly annoying. Wish they'd do it right. The locations are so convenient and I...
by chowd103
Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:51 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Showing up a teammate.
Replies: 23
Views: 2488

War Wagon wrote:Apparently, Farnsworthless thinks Posada is an asshole too.

Didja' ever think of that?

Well, didya?
That POS should not even have an opinion.


Posada has rings and is a complete Yankee.

Fonzie likes to fight.

Do you want to fight?
(checkone)

_______ YES


_______NO
by chowd103
Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:45 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: CoCo finally paying off.
Replies: 26
Views: 1964

CoCo finally paying off.

Johnny who? :?: Fachk! Did you fukkahs check out that catch tonight? Dude came flying outta nowhere. http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/topstory/sports/crisp_coco060412_cp.jpg Holy shit... WOW! Amazing catch to possibly save a ball game. I like this kid. Takes the 7th, 8th spot, after injury, no problem (and the...
by chowd103
Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:34 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Showing up a teammate.
Replies: 23
Views: 2488

Farnsworth coudn't carry that assface's fukkin' jockstrap.

I hate Posada. Really, seriously hate that punk-ass.

But you never, NEVER upstage the guy who is trying to get you back on track.

As a former catcher, I would have made Fonzie look worse after that.

Nice thread JCT.
by chowd103
Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:38 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: The one player you would want at the plate..
Replies: 46
Views: 2938

batting 264... no thanks. Yeah I am sure you wouldn't want him on your team in a heartbeat...... :meds: Is that what I said, bitch? This thread is about the clutch players, and I'm not putting someone hitting 264 up at the plate. Fact is, the Red Sox leave too many games close if a 264 player has h...
by chowd103
Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Somebody Just Had a Seizure...
Replies: 39
Views: 2927

http://sports.espn.go.com/minorlbb/news ... id=2500470
by chowd103
Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Favor from the wytches.
Replies: 35
Views: 2412

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by chowd103
Mon Jun 19, 2006 7:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This guy makes Michael Jackson look normal
Replies: 14
Views: 1510

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by chowd103
Thu Jun 08, 2006 2:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Alba to film in the 314
Replies: 30
Views: 1891

Bizzo- I had no idea what a stud you were.

Jessica Alba....holy shit. :wink:

That's one I never got to bang, but I did her brother's chemistry teacher.



-Zyclone
by chowd103
Thu Jun 08, 2006 2:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My son got his first trim - Rack him!
Replies: 31
Views: 2814

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Rack Fu's kid wrote:"Oh..this? Yeah Dad, I pulled it from Mom's purse."
by chowd103
Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Coffee Shop Woman
Replies: 30
Views: 2216

Re: Coffee Shop Woman

You. Yes you. You with the short "bob" haircut and the small black rim glasses. Fetch me a cup of coffee and spare me the attitude, you fucking anorexic wish-you-were-in-Manhattan-but-happen-to-be-slinging-coffee-in-Cleveland skin tight black pants wearing bitch. No, I'm not particularly ...
by chowd103
Tue May 30, 2006 6:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Old smack pics...some wytched, some not. Can you name 'em?
Replies: 96
Views: 7158

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by chowd103
Tue May 30, 2006 6:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Old smack pics...some wytched, some not. Can you name 'em?
Replies: 96
Views: 7158

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by chowd103
Tue May 30, 2006 3:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Old smack pics...some wytched, some not. Can you name 'em?
Replies: 96
Views: 7158

:lol: LOL!

OMG. It's RONNIE!!!

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Mike- Get me a beer! :lol:

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by chowd103
Tue May 30, 2006 1:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Old smack pics...some wytched, some not. Can you name 'em?
Replies: 96
Views: 7158

Atomic Punk wrote:Tards and wytches... here you go...

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I'm holding a card behind my back.
Is it an invitation to a pool party? :lol:

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by chowd103
Mon May 22, 2006 2:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Heaven is...
Replies: 26
Views: 2522

Fast food sucks!

'cept for McDonalds french fries.

I could eat 'em in my sleep.

(edit)
Sorry FTDC
by chowd103
Mon May 22, 2006 2:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The One Board, by the Numbers
Replies: 87
Views: 4931

:wink: Cool. Thanks, 'tart. 33 is cool. #33-Jason Varitek: http://www.miamist.com/attachments/miami_tom/varitek.jpg Marty McSorely....errr.. My waist is currently 33"... My brother once inhaled 33 pancakes during one breakfast sitting... today his waist is like 43".... Nothing significant ...
by chowd103
Sun May 21, 2006 5:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bad spot in the new sod
Replies: 24
Views: 1612

Just buy a sheet of the same sod, some topsoil and cut out the dead sod and replace it. Water the fukk out of it.

WTF?

Or just go on line and...

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by chowd103
Sun May 21, 2006 5:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The One Board, by the Numbers
Replies: 87
Views: 4931

Jeez....can't a transplanted chowd get some love?
by chowd103
Sun May 21, 2006 5:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: About to meet Smackie Chan at Pat O'Brien's
Replies: 47
Views: 3874

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:P
by chowd103
Thu May 18, 2006 11:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: About to meet Smackie Chan at Pat O'Brien's
Replies: 47
Views: 3874

Jsc810 wrote:Image
Smackie almost getting run over by some bulls.
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by chowd103
Mon May 08, 2006 2:48 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Rack these Phillies fans
Replies: 14
Views: 1635

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by chowd103
Mon May 01, 2006 9:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack our Cleaning Lady!
Replies: 11
Views: 721

This morining as I was unloading a pallet of sod from my truck, 3 walked by and offered to help.

I told them in my best Spanlish that they could and I would be appreciative but that I would not pay them.

They walked away and said bad things in their native tongue about me.
by chowd103
Mon May 01, 2006 9:46 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: 2006 Red Sox vs Yankees Series 1 & 2
Replies: 30
Views: 1179

Bizzarofelice wrote:
chowd103 wrote:Bace...get those balls outta your mouth. You sound like a fag with a bag full of marbles.
You've brought great insight and powerful smack to the conversation. Keep it up and earn your rightful place amongst the greats like jtr and Ken.
If only.
by chowd103
Mon May 01, 2006 9:36 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: 2006 Red Sox vs Yankees Series 1 & 2
Replies: 30
Views: 1179

I hear ESPN is now going to give an ESPY to the most outstanding player in the Yanks-Red Sox season series. :lol: Fukkin' hysterical! Wakes sucks w/o Mirabelli. Having said that, watch Douggie have 3 passed balls. Speaking of balls... Bace...get those balls outta your mouth. You sound like a fag wi...
by chowd103
Sun Apr 30, 2006 5:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Caption time
Replies: 16
Views: 1838

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"Wow. I think it's working."
by chowd103
Sun Apr 30, 2006 4:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: do you know what the best thing is for this?
Replies: 22
Views: 1591

:lol: ^

Hey guy. Just got off the phone w/ Jesse and he told me it tasted like chicken. How about you give 'em some props!?!?

-Jsc810
by chowd103
Sun Apr 30, 2006 4:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: do you know what the best thing is for this?
Replies: 22
Views: 1591

Re: do you know what the best thing is for this?

do any of you know the best way to get the scent of freshly fucked pussy out of my car or should I let it stay for awhile to impress my friends? Jess you sly dog you. This was your first time, right? Well in any event, you gotta say more than that. What happened? How did you hook up with her? Why i...
by chowd103
Sun Apr 30, 2006 4:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Yard duties
Replies: 67
Views: 3616

I went out and bought those square-headed bastards and drove in about 15 of em in before I got fed up with them falling from my drill. Oh, dear. Do you REALLY think that a phillips is less likely to fall off a bit than a square drive? Really? Of course, if I knew you were coordination-challenged, I...
by chowd103
Sun Apr 30, 2006 3:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: do you know what the best thing is for this?
Replies: 22
Views: 1591

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(A) Don't let her drive.

(B) Lose the air "freshener".

Stupidass. :meds:
by chowd103
Sun Apr 30, 2006 3:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ban this punk...for life.
Replies: 22
Views: 2153

Shit head I concur w/ smackaholic. This piece of shit should never see a professional game, let alone a major league field unless he pays for a tickjet to go watch Dimitri play. Although he under-handed it, he tosses it pretty hard. Hell.. even if he throws towards the ump, he should be banned from...
by chowd103
Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Yard duties
Replies: 67
Views: 3616

Side note to AP's coment about Dinsey being right about the deck screws. I went out and bought those square-headed bastards and drove in about 15 of em in before I got fed up with them falling from my drill. Finished my walkway yesterday. Thanks for the heads up, but you & AP can take those fuck...
by chowd103
Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post a mad fact about your home town
Replies: 86
Views: 5266

Providence, Rhode Island Everything Jack mentioned, plus the guy who painted G.Washington's mug which is now printed on most of your highest denomination was from there. (I'll bet most of you thought Luther painted that.) Plus, I most likely got stoned once when me and my buddies from the west end p...

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