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by The Doktor
Sun Jun 25, 2006 9:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If a shit troll falls at .Net...
Replies: 83
Views: 6571

Diogenes wrote:, you must have come down with a major case of the stupids.
How will we ever recover? :lol:
by The Doktor
Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm bringing back spelling and grammar smack
Replies: 61
Views: 4441

I think this is a splendid idea. Since this shit board is more or less admitting that it's infested with pussies, what's not better than a group of pussies sitting around and looking for spelling and grammar errors?

You go, girls!
by The Doktor
Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If a shit troll falls at .Net...
Replies: 83
Views: 6571

Let's see... 'You don't know how to smack' smack+font smack+ 'little man' smack... D- And you're still an ignorant illiterate twat. You've no clue as to who I am. And I still don't give a fuck. The fact that you don't know the differance between spelling and grammar (or why me dropping spellcheck s...
by The Doktor
Sun Jun 25, 2006 3:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 176 year old Turtle...DEAD!
Replies: 5
Views: 955

To see you spontaneously combust.... I am sure Todd will melt down here soon, that should be proof enough.... suck a bullet bitch I'd be quite willing to overlook critcizm from just about everyone here, except for you. You should have been caught and jailed for poisoning your coworkers with narcoti...
by The Doktor
Sun Jun 25, 2006 3:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 176 year old Turtle...DEAD!
Replies: 5
Views: 955

Good quality thread here.
by The Doktor
Sun Jun 25, 2006 3:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: We all ask of the board many different things...
Replies: 24
Views: 2047

If it had some historical significance, I'd keep it. If not, I'd thank them for realizing I always wanted to burn one of those things. Same with a U.N. flag. If they gave me a Confederate flag, that would actually be kind of cool though. You don't want a Confederate flag. You're way too much of a p...
by The Doktor
Sun Jun 25, 2006 3:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If a shit troll falls at .Net...
Replies: 83
Views: 6571

Diogenes wrote:Let's see...

'You don't know how to smack' smack+font smack+ 'little man' smack...

D-



And you're still an ignorant illiterate twat.

You've no clue as to who I am. Name calling on somebody you don't know? Btw - I didn't post that message that made you angry.

Bitch. :D
by The Doktor
Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If a shit troll falls at .Net...
Replies: 83
Views: 6571

Illiterate twat. Even I had to weigh in on this one. Grammar smack after the pussy had his fucking clock cleaned and spit out for lunch? Guess you're sucking and fucking liberal cunts now, eh, Dio? :lol: :lol: :lol: Actually it was spelling smack. Moron. Which is rarely fresh-unless I'm the one doi...
by The Doktor
Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If a shit troll falls at .Net...
Replies: 83
Views: 6571

Re: If a shit troll falls at .Net...

Another thing that's unfortunate -- that the tards think they're in ANY position to judge what is and isn't "fresh smack." Pick, you're as blind to "fresh smack" as your old man is to "attractive women." Some of the bottom-dwelling morons still don't understand that th...
by The Doktor
Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If a shit troll falls at .Net...
Replies: 83
Views: 6571

Dinsdale wrote:It's pretty rare Dio makes me laugh, but he just did.


FORE!

Alright! That's about what I expected. The pussy hides behind another pussy.

Nothing to see here folks - same old pussy shit - move along...
by The Doktor
Sat Jun 24, 2006 7:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If a shit troll falls at .Net...
Replies: 83
Views: 6571

Re: If a shit troll falls at .Net...

Are you starting to understand that the vast majority of posters consider this to be THE shit board now? If by VAST you mean the largest of the large (s'up spray-SG)...then yeah, you're probably right..... this troll is actually working his way down the ladder of success....... You still haven't fo...
by The Doktor
Sat Jun 24, 2006 7:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If a shit troll falls at .Net...
Replies: 83
Views: 6571

Re: If a shit troll falls at .Net...

Unfortunately there are still the Stephs, PrimeX's and Trevs who think that frig dolly, JHawk and checkerboard suit smack pointed in my direction is fresh smack. Another thing that's unfortunate -- that the tards think they're in ANY position to judge what is and isn't "fresh smack." Pick...
by The Doktor
Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If a shit troll falls at .Net...
Replies: 83
Views: 6571

Last edited to add weak homosmack by The Doktor on Sat Jun 24, 2006 12:38 am; edited 1,739 times in total subtle way of outting a troll's real master (in which case.. damn, I thought he was capable of much better :( ), or just making fun of said troll and his master through whatever straw presents ...
by The Doktor
Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If a shit troll falls at .Net...
Replies: 83
Views: 6571

How many male assholes have you penetrated, you dick sucking pussy? Seriously. You aren't tall enough to get pussy, so my guess is that you take it up the ass. Let us know. which is it? are you accusing him of being a pitcher or a catcher? :? get your shit straight, then go from there. and who need...
by The Doktor
Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If a shit troll falls at .Net...
Replies: 83
Views: 6571

No. You certainly don't qualify to be worth a fuck enough to post there, nor does hardly anybody else here. Kikey doodle-doo, bitch. 'Felice, you're in so many domes, I'm surprised you even know where to have your mail forwarded any more. How many male assholes have you penetrated, you dick sucking...
by The Doktor
Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If a shit troll falls at .Net...
Replies: 83
Views: 6571

IndyFrisco wrote:Do we have a pissant we can send to .net to badly recruit for our board?

No. You certainly don't qualify to be worth a fuck enough to post there, nor does hardly anybody else here.
by The Doktor
Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If a shit troll falls at .Net...
Replies: 83
Views: 6571

patsy stone wrote:I thought it was stupid. :meds:





;)

You should start hanging out on boards where men appreciate and LIKE women, as opposed to those who don't (this one).
by The Doktor
Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's my dog, what's the problem?
Replies: 35
Views: 4318

OCmike wrote:Boy dog. Can't you tell by the look of shame on his face?

Image

Looks like that's a cock down there around his tummy. I'll say boy.

Sin,
IL
by The Doktor
Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's my dog, what's the problem?
Replies: 35
Views: 4318

Bizzarofelice wrote:
The Doktor wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:**Looks around, and VERY slowly backs out of thread.**


-Zy

Years later.
Meanwhile back in the Jungle

AAAAAH
AAAH
AAAH
AH

The dog must have escaped from where you work. Was it good ass?
by The Doktor
Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If a shit troll falls at .Net...
Replies: 83
Views: 6571

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Felix wrote:
poptart wrote:11:36 p.m. now, Dave.
"open the pod doors hal"
This thread wrote:Daisy, Daisy
Give me your answer do...

Good morning, Gentlemen.
by The Doktor
Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: middle school bbrawl beat down.
Replies: 23
Views: 2547

Cuda wrote:is it a sex video?

-Diego in Seattle

spits out drink.
by The Doktor
Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Van, your new .signature is inappropriate.
Replies: 146
Views: 10116

Python wrote:
Risa wrote:Hello, Python.

Eat a bullet, you miserable cunt.
:lol:
by The Doktor
Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's my dog, what's the problem?
Replies: 35
Views: 4318

Dinsdale wrote:**Looks around, and VERY slowly backs out of thread.**


-Zy

Years later.
by The Doktor
Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If a shit troll falls at .Net...
Replies: 83
Views: 6571

Felix wrote:
The Doktor wrote: yada yada yada
seriously dude......you fucking suck.....

You have given me children.
by The Doktor
Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If a shit troll falls at .Net...
Replies: 83
Views: 6571

This board is about smack 'less you're talking about needles, velo, this board is about as much about "smack" as any of them. Beyond the occasional half-ass euroclone charity and mvs punting some tard's nuts into orbit, monen is merely one bitter Roger Ebert job from most of the cats here...
by The Doktor
Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's my dog, what's the problem?
Replies: 35
Views: 4318

Re: It's my dog, what's the problem?

Is it safe to say that buggering this makes you a sick fuck? http://mas.scripps.com/TCP/2006/06/20/20xdog-7523_o.jpg http://www.tcpalm.com/tcp/local_news/article/0,2545,TCP_16736_4788632,00.html But don't worry, the dog will be just fine. "He's already been evaluated by the vet, and the vet sa...
by The Doktor
Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WMD's all over the place.
Replies: 59
Views: 5118

velocet wrote:
The Doktor wrote:I miss the Vent.



Me too.

The Doktor and I collaborated on just one troll job the whole time we were vent associates. Should be easy to remember.

PM me what this was. Only the real Dok would know.






velocet

You don't want me to do that.
by The Doktor
Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WMD's all over the place.
Replies: 59
Views: 5118

Bizzarofelice wrote:
The Doktor wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote: Thanks for getting back into character.
How about you deleting your posts in this thread, as they do not pertain to the subject.
I thought you were going to tell me all about the Bacefelice of the past?

I miss the Vent.
by The Doktor
Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WMD's all over the place.
Replies: 59
Views: 5118

Bizzarofelice wrote:
The Doktor wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:stay in character, bitch.

Still melting, Bacefelice?
Thanks for getting back into character.
How about you deleting your posts in this thread, as they do not pertain to the subject.
by The Doktor
Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WMD's all over the place.
Replies: 59
Views: 5118

Bizzarofelice wrote:stay in character, bitch.

Still melting, Bacefelice? Or is this just a duck and cover?
by The Doktor
Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WMD's all over the place.
Replies: 59
Views: 5118

WMD's all over the place.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,200499,00.html
by The Doktor
Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Things that make Photobucket go...hmmm...
Replies: 30
Views: 2727

Re: Things that make Photobucket go...hmmm...

Risa wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:Image
The url title reminds me of

Goodbye SteelTown Boy

The Femmes Invisible Database / Frequently Asked Questions

so what is the story behind this one?

Again, shut up you stupid fucking baboon.
by The Doktor
Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A call out.
Replies: 143
Views: 17080

Cripple Fight wrote:So let's sum up. A boring cunt dangling from Type II's flabby sack (?), posts almost non stop for 18 hours, dropped 60 posts and then calls people here losers?

Fucking ponderous.

If you people only knew.
by The Doktor
Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A call out.
Replies: 143
Views: 17080

So this is where the lesser posters come in? Don't waste my time, losers.
by The Doktor
Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A call out.
Replies: 143
Views: 17080

TenTallBen wrote:I'm going to go on the record and say that this thread is going nowhere.
Which means it's right on par with everything else here.
by The Doktor
Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A call out.
Replies: 143
Views: 17080

OCmike wrote:I didn't say you said it, I said you claimed it. Please try to pay attention.

Where?

Rootbeer, all I said was that you've been humiliated and you're a fucking joke. I'm not claiming board or anything, I'm stating fact.
by The Doktor
Thu Jun 22, 2006 12:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A call out.
Replies: 143
Views: 17080

OCmike wrote:No way is this the real Doktor. The real one seriously creeped me out. This version is just annoying(i.e. spamming, claiming bode every five seconds...).
I don't recall saying Bode. Please supply the link.
by The Doktor
Thu Jun 22, 2006 12:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A call out.
Replies: 143
Views: 17080

Rootbeer wrote:Okay, Biggie, not cack. How about I get the master IP list from Van and hold the board hostage until I get my 12,000?

Hey, that was some funny shit!


Image
by The Doktor
Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Van, your new .signature is inappropriate.
Replies: 146
Views: 10116

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. WTF? Am I at the Dr.Phil web site? When did this place turn into the View? You don't like something someone said? "EAT SHIT!" Go find another forum where your tea bagging fag, nick at night , man seed sipping, brokeback buccaneer waxie ass is welcom...
by The Doktor
Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: reading assignment for the summer solstice
Replies: 6
Views: 510

Risa wrote:can't find it. swear to god, that was one of the talking head points of the invasion: a successful invasion would mean cheaper oil down the road for the US, should the US control that oil instead of Saddam. that's not true at all, in any form?
you've proven to be a complete dolt, AS USUAL.

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