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You have to admit. I make you guys laugh at your own selves when you do pile on me. Even I laugh hysterically at some of it.

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Rip City

Dear God, he hasn't changed a bit. Other than the body, if that were his, dude has dropped some serious weight.

Cute wytch, Luther.

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I didn't say that Glenfiddich and Balvenie were the same, you silly goose. I had it not long ago and I really liked it. and I couldn't sound worldly if I tried. Keep in mind I referred to someone's significant other as "ole lady" in another thread. and although LK is far from worldly, when...

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PSUFAN wrote:If you need to be whacked up and down the board, have the decency to keep it to one thread. That way, you won't run afoul of The Policy.

The Policy stands. Do you understand?

:D I just read your sig. Have you heard of Wink Martindale?

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Don't tell me you're going pussy over here too. Damn.

I asked about the happy hour thing because I can't decide between sports bar, messican or yuppified. I'm used to restaurant/bar/food threads. I didn't realize you "don't do that here".

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Have all of the mods and admins become nazis or what?

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PSUFAN wrote:As of right now, lk_pk1 is allowed to start one (1) pileon thread per day.

Any subsequent threads will be TROTS'ed faster than cuda grabs the vaseline upon Biggie's morning return from the bathroom.

Mods, chop chop

What does this mean?

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he angry GODS of Positive and Negatives are trying to balance themselves out for now but it appears T1B will have to suffer with lk_pick for awhile. Props to the .net for getting her out of there, but they still have to suffer with Irie. Actually I'd trade pick for Irie, even if I had to rack him on...

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Congrats on the new job.

Do you have a hot sexetary?

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That would be cool.

I did come to realize something though, the smack over here is a lot more hard core and sure as fuck a lot funnier than over there.

Even when its directed at me. :D

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I recommend switching your choice of potables to the clean, clear, refreshing taste of Hamm's beer, born in the Land of Sky Blue Waters. My grandfather used to own a couple of bars here in KC and when he passed away my mom got a lot of the stuff that nobody thought was worth a crap (this was in 78)...

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Because of all of this silliness with Dinsy and I going back and forth with regard to the patterns of abused and abusers, I have been banned from .net. You should consider this a favor . Which actually, I will someday call upon you to retyrn this favor. Rest assured, you'll be fully clothed while y...

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Because of all of this silliness with Dinsy and I going back and forth with regard to the patterns of abused and abusers, I have been banned from .net.

What a bunch of pussies.

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I don't hang out with drunks...period. Keep your Mexican piss, I'm not drinking any of it. If it isn't scotch or brandy (or some bourbons), it isn't worth drinking. Do you like Balvenie? We always have a bottle of Glenfiddich on hand, it is the drink of choice in the winter in front of the fire. As...

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Dinsdale wrote:
Jimmy Medalions wrote:Not drinking chianti would be a good start.

Yeah, but those wicker-wrapped bottles sure make neat candleholders when they're empty.

He has a good point.

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Autism obsession. Weak smack.

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According to other published definitions I've read intent to damage/defame must be involved. Merely stating incorrect assertions with no ill intent and which don't damage the plaintiff in any way isn't slanderous, it's being ill informed and/or incorrect. Intent is key, according to the definitions...

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I need a triangle and two sticks with a wavy line on top to be able to fully participate in this discussion.

That, and a clue, right?

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You know those TEAM ANISTON and TEAM JOLIE t-shirts? Also, the TEAM NICOLE and TEAM PARIS t-shirts? We need team shirts. Put me down for a Team STFU lk_hick tshirt. That is actually cute. They banned me over there because of this, you know. Because I laughed at something funny. Bad me. Bad me. I li...

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bbqjones wrote:i licked a boob that i splooged on*.

too salty, not for me.

*go ahead

Ew. Funny, but EW.

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Terry, by "specific motivations, profit to be gained and being in the public eye" I'm referring to the ability and intent to damage someone's interests. Two pepole slogging it out back and forth with insults on an anonymous internet smack board don't meet the definition of damages and def...

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You know those TEAM ANISTON and TEAM JOLIE t-shirts? Also, the TEAM NICOLE and TEAM PARIS t-shirts?

We need team shirts.

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See, still no, WE'RE SORRY for acting like assclowns.

That's a real word. I saw Bad Santa.

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Genie, you're the two facer here. I stated that I thought you were a decent dude and wouldn't do that and that Katy didn't deserve to have that happen again. If you were me reading the two of you going back and forth, you'd giggle also. Meanwhile, back at the farm, if I did find out you were abusive...

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Gotta admit, this is some seriously funny shit.

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shaddup.

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Just the man I live with. It is kinda fun. Keep posting boobie pics and I may never leave the computer. :D

Oh, but make sure they are purdy.

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Prepping for the part in his new movie. Has to be. Ask Ryder.

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Hmm. I'm not familiar with either of those. Ketel just happens to be my favorite, along with Grey Goose and 3 Olives.

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The Seer wrote:0.12 is not passion....it's 4 beers.....

That is what I was thinking.

Maybe he should corroborate with Nolte and get some professional advice on this one.

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You owe it to yourself to post pics.

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Mike the Lab Rat wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:OK, I'm equating the cool water thing with 90's cologne. Am I wrong?
It's from "Rubber Biscuit," originally recorded by the Chips. The Blues Brothers then redid/ripped off (depending on your POV) it.

I'll DL it.

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OK, I'm equating the cool water thing with 90's cologne. Am I wrong? felice - 20 years ago, I had some seriously interesting times at Party Cove. Mile marker what? JSC - I made a thread directed at you, re: working for SHB. Well, I'm sure that you will do a wonderful job. I don't think I could handl...

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Can they place a ban on sunbathing?

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Midnight Cowboy, right?

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Any good plans?

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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Katy lied.

Oh well.

WRONG AVATAR! :D

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Nah, dude. Fuck that. You go re-read the four pages of that cunt babbling on to himself. This ain't smack. Fuck all but called me a woman beater, and where I come from chief...that's slander. I'll take my licks when I get them, but the level of personal bullshit I read in that thread was out of bou...

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Being "run" v. being banned. Maybe buc has a ballsac - oh wait, for some of you, that has to be explained in Madden terms. I will have to consult with some experts on this one and get back on this one. I actually understand what Dins was talking about with the pattern. I also happen to kno...

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I do pilates every morning and we walk every night. I'm also going to start doing yoga.

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